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ASAHI GON BE THE FIRST CHARACTER EVER TO HAVE 8 TRILLION FANS…A CULTURAL RESET‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Personally I don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with the Balmung quicksands, when I went to Balmung, Ul’dah was EMPTY💀💀💀
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PERSONALLY i get really nervous when im playing a dps in ffxiv because im always like “what if our healer is doing healslut bdsm and everytime she heals me the tank increases the speed of her vibrator”
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"Tree Slice Tower"? Perpetuating the myth of miqote being cats, and accepting the players being harassed, and shunned for playing that race?
What's next SE?
Lala highchair? Au Ra Heating Lamps? If you're going to do stereotypes, might as well go all out!
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OK so i put “Fandaniel” as my name at Starbucks and the barista yelled “FROM FINAL FANTASY 14??” and i said “YESS” and then the barista poured cyanide into my coffee
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!
ADHD!!!!!!!!!!! VS!!!! AUTISM!!!!!!
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please please i need an au ra heating lamp so fucking bad im being so serious please it would go so hard
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mare and gshade devs fighting over who can be the most condescending unhelpful mfs ever
so GSHADE has pushed another pointless, obnoxious, patronising update that breaks people's presets and then treats THEM like idiots even though IT broke their shit?
great update and treatment of people using your program gang really just lovely stuff 10/10
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see the difference between asahi and fandaniel is that asahi gaslights people by lying to them and fandaniel gaslights people by forcing them to drink lighter fluid
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i have gained an irrational fear of healer tank ecouples none of u heathens could ever understand
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elezen likes be like “he’s so hot i wanna see him lay eggs🥺”
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I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my followers from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. from the front page of xivmodarchive. you will be safe just get behind me
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LRT oh my god as a mixed person the way renlan writes they catgirl makes me so uncomfortable like???? LIKE IT READS LIKE TRAUMA PORN 😭
like…ur white why on god’s green earth r u writing about ur brown mixed catgirl going thru racial trauma☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
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most powerful ffxiv character is Sanson from the bard quests
LIKE…if i got kidnapped and the kidnapper wrote a note in my blood id need therapy 4ever but Sanson was just like “Ok, anyways. 👍”
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I can’t believe the gshade devs r putting malware in gshade to start beef with a 16 year old this is crazy
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think they should get a refund
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how the hell did the nft mfs manage to make an ugly catboy
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(pins you against the wall and growls, letting my alpha male darkside take over) my kitten…this tweet is leaving my target audience (eyes go black) if you keep liking this tweet i may have to punish you…⛓🩸💔🔪🚬
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GSHADE SWEEP⁉️
mare and gshade devs fighting over who can be the most condescending unhelpful mfs ever
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@mbrvmj
PLEASE I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT LIVES IN FEAR OF THIS PLEASE EVER SINCE THE FFXIV VIBRATOR COMPATIBILITY PL*GIN DROPPED IVE BEEN SHAKING IN MY BOOTS
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this guy woulda been my favorite character if he gave magnai a lil boobjob in stormblood
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actually i thought about it and some wenches hated me after i dropped this banger🤞🤞🤞
i have never had a controversy because im really humble and mild-mannered and agreeable and also a bit moe and silly🙏
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STOP FUCKING CRYING BITCH WAH WAH WAH, I DONT WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT!!!!!
"Characters that don't deserve the hate" fuck that give me characters that deserve to be hated on for the rest of time
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@wd3ncha
PLEASE…WHY ISNT THERE A SALT ROCK AS LIKE A PLACEABLE ITEM PLEASE HOW ARE ELEZEN SUPPOSED TO EAT IN THESE CONDITIONS
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its like they ported the billboard to mobile devices just 4 me
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Me when i’m spitting unfathomable game to the baddest bitch in the scions (urianger) and yda says “bro thinks we’re in the rizzing stones”
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me when the 220 people that have me blocked are forced to be subjected to me on the timeline again
he's actually going to remove the block feature lmao
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housing hoarder moment, next time keep ur mouth shut🤨🤨🤨🔥🔥🔥
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as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the ffxiv fandom bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay. i feel like if i tell anyone im straight theyll get mad at me. i feel like an outcast simply for being straight.
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Hermes😍🤗
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this is so awesome! 😍 the boots are exactly what I needed to complete a glam! im so excited to see how they will look on my dark-skinned male character! 🥶🥶
*inflates you big and round*
Dress up for a coffee biscuit trip in Gaia's attire! 🍪
Additionally, complete the look with your very own Hyposkhesphyra weapon! ✨
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who ever put this on my TL your mom sucked me good and hard thru my jorts
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at 1000 followers I will make the most rancid tweet ever and then after i have dropped 900 followers I will say “sorry…ive been getting a little careless with my tweets🥺” amd everyone will forgive me and my followers will start having rough passionate sex in the replies
people on ffxiv twt will get 1000 followers and think they are influencers
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i think fandaniel tops zenos and i think he does it like this
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just took one of ur limited tweet slots fuck you🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭
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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
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idc but there was no need for this super villain speech TBH😭
In the wake of the
#GShade
drama, there has been a fair bit of libel from individuals, professional journalists, and news agencies alike.
No, GShade never installed any anti-tamper software & has never been able to shut down your PC while running in a game.
A thread.
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WOL QOTD: IF YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER, THE 3 NUMBERS ON THE BACK & THE EXPIRATION DATE TURNED INTO GIL, HOW MUCH GIL WOULD YOUR WOL HAVE
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okok i have seen THREE people say something along the lines of like “girl what💀” and then deleting the tweet and replace it with like a gender neutral phrase so i just wanted to say i think saying “girl😭” is funny and u can react like that ilusm🫶
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if u think about it Emet literally made Amon kin Hermes
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goodmorning my mpreggies!! the heavily requested, heavily pregnant zenos viator galvus has arrived!!
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THIS IS SO REAL ITS NEVER “i dont like asahi” its always “i want to kill him” and its like BE NICE HES ALREADY DEAD!!!WHAT MORE DO U WANT!!!!!
I almost never see people just be like "oh I don't like him" they're always weirdly aggressive??? 😭
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>I wish I *cough* spent more time hating
>BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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haiiiii :3!!! new mod release ehehe! i hope everynyan enjoys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its Thordan all big and round XP hes so cute and underrated !!
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on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, in front of a mirror, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, outside, in the car, in
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honestly ive been thinking about it and the ffxiv tower of babil is actually just like 9/11
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Emet-selch concept art where he looks like the nonce teacher from Peraona 5 I hate it I HATE IT
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🔥🔥🔥MOD RELEASE🔥🔥🔥
FOURCHEPREG: Fourchenault Expanded
i hope everynyan enjoys kyaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! >_<
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worlds first ai generated animation done entirely by humans🙏🙏🙏🙏
can't believe the Scions became models after Endwalker, dayumn...
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GOODMORNING 😍😍
throw me to the psych ward and i’ll come back mpreg🫡🔥
Rest assured no amount of normal pills will ever stop my evil pregnant alter ego mpregfan2003 from making pregnant mods🙏🙏
(i have one week of outpatient care left GRAAAGH)
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@HazaSouz
i cant stop thinking about this please what does this mean please what lead u to headcannoning me as straight where am i please help me i feel like im in an alternate universe
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Personally as some1 with a catboy from the R clan i spoke to Yoshi-P recently and he said the R clan is not like this and they r actually a group of super competitive Just Dance 2013 (for the Wii) players🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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oomfs i will not lie this image goes hard…pregmeric fanedit🔥🔥😈
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i was like “i didnt know Just Dance for the Wii was cannon in the ffxiv universe” and he was like “yea its always been canon thancred is really good at it” and i was like “ok i believe u❤️🥺 bring asahi back for 7.0?” and then he kicked me out of his house
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im sorry to b that person but do white people know what a glock is??😭😭😭
YOURE THE MOST POWERFUL ASCIAN IN THE UNIVERSE AND YUOU USE A FUCKING TINY LITTLE GLOCK??????????
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THE PERSON THAT MADE THE P11 BOSS PREGNANCY MOD HAS ME BLOCKED NAUR💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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like…omg how about a normal backstory❤️ an un-racially motivated backstory mayhaps❤️❤️❤️
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NOOOO THEY GAVE HIM SHOES NOOOOOONNOOOOOOONOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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gm oomfies💗🤗 dont answer the wolqotd by @/crystariumsquad he is a misogynist and super transphobic 🫶🫶🫶💗☺️☺️☺️☺️
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YOOOO THE CLIP STUDIO PAINT BATTLE PASS🥶🥶🥶
I am switching to procreate LOL
Changes to the Windows/macOS One-time Purchase (Perpetual) Version in 2023
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the way she😭😭😭changes lore around just to make her catgirl go thru more racism💀💀💀
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LIKE… this is not a glock this js that shit that aaron burr shot hamilton with 😭
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my honest to god stormblood take is that there should be more stormblood themed male pregnancies
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no way….
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people using the xivmodarchive bug report thingy to send mean messages is so funny like wtf none of these r bugs does this mean my mod is good actually 😨😨😨
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I think ffxiv should add a pregnant male boss fight. He slowly gives birth the more damage he takes. At 30% health he gives birth and the baby can be a minion. Thoughts? FFXIV should hire me yo🔥🔥🔥🔥
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just installed Baldur’s Gate, how long does it take to meet Astarion?🤩🤩🤩
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secured a house in the goblet yayay!! 🙏🙏 goodmorning boob fandom
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the one time i won an art party mogstation code giveaway by rolling the highest number the host didnt see my roll and give it to someone else and that was the start of my hater arc🙏🔥
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thanking god that none of my mutuals are following the hitler cosplay bara roegadyn person
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GUYS,,,,,,,,WHAT WOULD U DO WITH 15 SECONDS🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
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why does he pose like a danganronpa sprite
원화 진심 개웃겨 진짜 말 걸기 싫게 생긴 아저씨임 길 물어보면 아 저도 관광객이라서요 죄송합니다;; 하고 토까는데 따라오나 안따라오나 뒤돌아보면서 갈 것 같음.....
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when i was a child, my sona was a girl who’s head was cut off and stitched onto a male body (i did not realize i was transgender)
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*he smirks* Very well-. *smirks* *he smirks mischievously* Then what are you waiting for? Take your clothes off-. *smirds* *You know~*smirks*.... that if my orders are not followed-... there's a price~*smirks*... to pay-. *smirks* *smirks* *Is this~ a special-case-? *smirks*...*t
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goooooood morning my mpreggies!!!!
fandaniel as a mommy !!!! i think his kids would be well behaved >_<
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@EonThief
the hair and ring and top r modded😭
hangon ill go find the vid n download it bc the vid had crazy amounts of mods in it too🙏
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yasssss this is sooo aesthetic, race reveal btw?😳😳😳😳😳
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lots of people think asahi is like a dog but i think he’s like this thing idk
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before i deactivate, i wanna clarify i didn’t know i could hurt someone this bad. i trusted my moots and friends but now it turns out i’m getting exposed. i’m leaving because you all hate me and can't accept the fact that asahi sas brutus has massive tittes i'm sorry. goodbye.
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THE LONG AWAITED, HEAVILY REQUESTED, HEAVILY PREGNANT URIANGER IS HERE :333 !!!!! GOOD MORNING MPREGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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