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@Picklemaddierix
joker killing a guy using some kind of contraption and then saying "THE ARISTOCRATS," mugging towards you, and you politely applaud because it didn't do anything for you but you recognize the effort he went to and don't want him to feel bad
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@ms_shrimpz
oh hey, i remember this guy
he abducted a legally retarded woman to 'marry' her
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@MeansNefarious
@IsaacDovere
if there's one thing we know about mlk, it's that he didn't believe in disrupting people comfortable with injustice
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@TweetsByLilith
@moghilemear13
like, for example, what happens to children kidnapped by Israelis
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@SmallBizRealist
@trouble_man90
@chrislongview
you killed how many of them in the aftermath of 9/11 again
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@gayest_tone
taking a picture with my inevitable military victory over the lesser peoples of the earth, just outside of frame
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@MeansNefarious
@IsaacDovere
MLK's take on people more comfortable with the absence of tension than the presence of justice was "you guys are the real heroes, keep on keepin' on" right
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@jbromovies
@SuslovsG
"hey oppie you ever pause to think about how you're being used by people who don't care about you at all, or are you entirely consumed by your own ego"
"entirely, huh"
"well, uh, want an orange"
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@JordanLondergan
@posting_forever
@boom_tentpeg
@SCHEMEPOSTER
@Is_Not_Brian
@ItsBCJim
@Gompers_Stomper
@endymion001
in fairness Israel's fondness for pedophiles is well established at this point
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@ettingermentum
hate it when i forget a mic is live and give a statement that reads "boy sure hope someone does something to fix this soon wink wink"
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@JaneOst_
@jaketropolis
the funniest thing about Napoleon is that he may have been the most powerful I Left You Thirteen Texts Please Respond guy in history
guy spends his days during the Italian campaign revolutionizing warfare and every night writing a "why havent you written back yet babe" letter
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@gayest_tone
@forceholy
they have less to prove. burnouts are always so much easier to work for than the ones who still hope to make it somewhere in the organization
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@LinkofSunshine
chiming in to point out that if you think Stonetoss is the most famous internet cartoonist right now, you exist in an EXTREMELY weird fascist bubble
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@doulbedoink
@gayest_tone
first womens athletics, now miss netherlands
the list of things you have to follow to be a good based anti-woke crusader is steadily synchronizing 1:1 with being a lesbian in the 1990s
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@jenny2x4
you will be shocked to hear the thing being "responded rudely" to was "hey i think your art's worse than a nazi's"
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@LakeDaniel11
@ryangrim
have the Palestinians been caught claiming that a calendar is a list of Hamas operatives, that 40 babies were beheaded, or that there was a Goldeneye 64 level under a hospital recently
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@MeansNefarious
@IsaacDovere
thank you, William F Buckley's King obituary
sometimes those uppity activists get what they have coming, right friend
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@endofanerajc
@pissboymcgee
@dru_00
it all started being a problem when the palestinians hit back
interesting
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@cosmiquemuffin
@MeansNefarious
@IsaacDovere
a white woman saying protesters need to be beaten into submission for the crime of making her feel bad, all in honor of MLK
gotta love it
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@avivnator
@JordanLondergan
@posting_forever
@boom_tentpeg
@SCHEMEPOSTER
@Is_Not_Brian
@ItsBCJim
@Gompers_Stomper
@endymion001
thats nice, give my regards to brett ratner and alan dershowitz
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@allen_hunter
@perdricof
how many south korean civilians do you think america should have murdered in the name of preventing them from being able to democratically elect their leaders
if the answer is under 10K, i got real bad news for you about the Korean war, and that's before we think about the north
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@nkulw
she blow on my back till I speak about destruction? *sound of Allen Dulles saying 'hm,' negatively, followed by gunshot*
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@JacksonBarlow7
@paynushaver
remembered entirely because he helped people on the frontier make slightly less terrible alcohol
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@deltaVelocity_
the very short version is that Saddam asked us for the green light to invade Kuwait, we gave it to him, and then proceeded to say 'lol psyche'
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@nothervois
@Grey_Athena
there is an odd side effect of being the richest country on the face of the planet: the state stops investing money in the domestic economy, because why bother, everyone who matters is rich already. instead you spend it on wars to show off how rich you are.
Spain did it first.
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@cosmiquemuffin
@MeansNefarious
@IsaacDovere
it's a shame the way some people defile black churches with calls for justice for the oppressed of the world, isn't it
if only someone would crack their uppity heads about it, eh, friends
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@greg_hanno77161
@TrueSlazac
@paranoid97__
a globe emoji, who turns out to support putting Hitler in power. who could have foreseen such a thing!
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@polishXcellence
The part where several million of them who did not have the resources or connections required to get out of dodge got murdered in the 40s also plays a role.
Kill all the poorest members of a group and their average wealth increases, One Weird Trick.
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@MagicOriol24981
@HeerJeet
remember back when you said there was no way Israel would invade Lebanon
lol
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@LakeDaniel11
@ryangrim
"i think the people we're torturing into false confessions tell lies sometimes" is a poor justification for torturing people into false confessions, friend
and an even poorer one for taking the torture-induced confessions at face value!
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@seferbamidbar
@gayest_tone
call me crazy, "what the Jews do with the gentile baby blood they collect for their satanic rituals is tangential to the point: the point is the bloodlust and butchery that characterized them" would not convince me blood libel was fine actually
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@SpaghettiKozak
@Kir_the_Wizard
@maxlinski
openly venerating Adolf Hitler: not antisemitism
saying palestinians should not be genocided: triple antisemitism
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@HaMeturgeman
tell you what boss if I run across any hamas hostages I'll let you know, sound fair
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@LakeDaniel11
@ryangrim
like that time they said "there is not a goldeneye 64 level under Al-Shifa," for example.
because if there wasn't one, the entire neonatal ward the IDF murdered there died for nothing more than your satisfaction :)
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@powellAtlantic
@aaronnarraph
@itslaylas
honestly saying that a bunch of civilians murdered by Israel, for being in Gaza, 'died in the fighting.'
gotta remember, Mike, we don't all have to get an IDF torturer to sign off on our writing
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@Wilson__Valdez
@alex_kriefall
remember back when it was a bold stand against injustice, when it was russian journalists and Middle Eastern shopkeepers doing it
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@omologato
@WitsEnd48
its called the liquidation of the warsaw ghetto op
if you want to feel real, horrifying echoes, the polish resistance had heard the jewish resistance's pleas for weapons beforehand. they're on record responding "like fuck will we help those terrorists, they're probably commies"
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@ronsonswan5
@GorinMoti
@kathrwn
@isaiah_bb
every time a white woman loses to a black woman, she simply MUST have been a man actually! what a fun coincidence
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@Very__Regular
something amazing about neither party even pretending to provide a solution to the problems: you just have to pick which one of the demented old men you want at the wheel of the titanic as it slams into the iceberg
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@davidreevely
@chernushenko
the vast majority of ukranians decided not to murder their Jewish countrymen in the hopes of a pat on the head from Adolf Hitler, David
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@posting_forever
@CaralhoPhilly
there is going to be an insufferable movie about his rise and fall inside of five years
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@ActualCorn
is there any white supremacist propaganda you don't buy hook line and sinker
seriously, can you think of one
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@zackbeauchamp
the rare correct use, of a picture of a right wing moron standing up to say an intensely wrong, also stupid opinion
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@seferbamidbar
@o_rcharddweller
@gayest_tone
the four premature palestinian infants they told doctors they would try to help, and then left their corpses to rot in their incubators instead, must have been plotting some real malevolent shit
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@JayLouis
@AbukulaibAlJahl
@TheLeadCNN
@jaketapper
generally protesting against genocidal campaigns has been good for the Jewish people, op
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@colton_canton
@ryanlcooper
it's a simple story of the money: people will pay him for one type of article, they will not pay him for any other type of article, and so we end up in a place where he's citing the gamergate subreddits for why actually this attack helicopter shit is real
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@MrHowardDalton
@ettingermentum
@anothercountry8
if you don't want people telling you how they want you to do your job you really shouldn't run for office
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@isar1947
@isaiah_bb
israelis are currently debating whether it should be legal to gang-rape non-jewish prisoners, op. thus far the nation is coming down on the 'pro' side.
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@nykyt0sha
@summervv1ne
you have said explicitly that you supported the deaths of those children op
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@nykyt0sha
@summervv1ne
your response to hearing about their deaths was joyous, public laughter, friend.
openly cheering for their demise, on the grounds you considered their deaths a step towards racial victory.
if you have ever wondered why people call you right wing: this is why.
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@capybaroness
@ettingermentum
the moment he realizes "oh wait I have just outlived my usefulness haven't I" is wonderfully done up until Matt Damon opens his mouth
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@posting_forever
i love the moment that they forget what they're arguing for, and just get lost in pure antagonistic rage
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@polishXcellence
no greater condemnation of afropessimism than this: it is the ideology of Clarence Thomas
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@ettingermentum
@ElonMusgraves
it also involves moving a lot of soldiers into hostile urban terrain, something the IDF learned it takes massive casualties doing back in 2006 and successfully begged Likud to not make them do in 2014
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@Altimor
you worked for uber. you know ~exactly~ the kind of lawsuits DEI is designed to insulate you from.
how many interns was it, again, flo? i seem to remember there were quite a few cases brought against your previous employer.
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@ellisthinkery
@tastefullysaucy
israelis were offered the option to release their rape-slaves to save their children's lives, and decided no: they would rather kill their children, than forfeit their right to gang-rape palestinians.
why so upset, that you have gotten what you wanted.
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@allahliker
the politics of the day are insufficient. the american people demand a new way of addressing the issues before us. one that is fully identical to the old one except I get a bigger chair
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@ettingermentum
a politics based in its entirety on trying to make it 1995 again through science or magic
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@chrisiousity
@these_qualia
the actual complaint behind the broader, incorrect complaint the op is making is a real and painful one: it used to be that the conservatives in question could keep the mask on in unrelated situations
these were always awful people. but once, they kept it quieter in public.
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@Simon_El_Gato__
@lefttwick
@mattyglesias
what about the last week's worth of incessant murder of palestinians at random leads you to believe fewer palestinians will hate israel now
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@ettingermentum
@ElonMusgraves
Hamas is currently praying that the IDF moves in on the ground and they perform as badly as the IDF is afraid they will
wouldn't put money on it personally, but it's got a higher chance of success than patiently waiting for the hitler particle levels to drop in Tel Aviv
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@thecjbrowne
@GarlicCorgi
@posting_forever
we have been bombing them for eight years straight while attempting to starve them to death, all in the name of trying to keep Mohammed bin Salman happy. there is a reason their reaction to this latest wave was "what, did your pilot sell the other missiles, bitch"
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@hbalien
@MarkAmesExiled
what part of seeing palestinians next to a dead woman made you immediately say "oh yeah, they fucked her"
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@AbyssalBride
@DoNotBanRoss
@halomancer1
a future where all peoples, of all races, colors, and creeds unite, to jump Steve
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@LizRummy
never heard jesse talk before. he really does have the perfect voice for "i don't have a question so much as a comment"
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@genocidejoanne
@gayest_tone
@UngabangaYomama
gentlemen, we have reduced the counterinsurgency force to a counterinsurgency force
victory is no doubt imminent
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@KnoxBetrayed
@polishXcellence
"Do not commit genocide in palestine" appears to be the most immediately relevant one
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@ettingermentum
@RyanDay2Hell
one of the not-infrequent cases in history of "assassinating the leader was, in retrospect, a bad move. mostly because he was an idiot and his subordinates were more competent than he was"
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@RoyNasser
@EmCohen_
the people of egypt overthrew the military dictatorship that operated in lockstep with Israel, and replaced it with a democracy
the US immediately bankrolled a military coup to bring back the present dictatorship
you got what you wanted, why all the complaints
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@lib_crusher
i saw a video of my grandfather from six years ago the other day. it was... a little brutal to watch.
they go in a fuckin' hurry, huh.
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@posting_forever
he has lived inside academia and daddy's money for coming up on forty years now
this is the only source of conflict he has experienced in his life
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@Modernist2020
@doctor_cabral
remember back when you thought building Trump's wall was a bad idea
lol
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@DrMJMrBoh
@ByYourLogic
there is exactly one place Sascha Baron Cohen has had to flee a lynch mob trying to kill him for playing one of his characters. it's Israel.
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@Boris32927173
@Nora_Synthetic
even the short version is too long
the appetizer version is "the Anne Frank Had White Privilege lady had a side hustle in threatening to kill and eat people's pets and celebrating the deaths of trans people"
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@spicy_bagz
@sadcowb0ysfan
@sharp_inhale
@mosheroperandi
almost like 'training in general' is a meaningless phrase at best and at worst is deployed to obfuscate the murderous intent of the right wing police complex, op.
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@IBD_ECarson
@jonathanchait
most of us don't consider "kick out all the poor people" a long term solution
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@postingwhilegay
its such a wonderful moment, liberal discontent with the status quo incarnate
she is not stupid enough to think the current state of affairs is stable, and bright enough to recognize a better world could have been.
boy, it sure sucks, what she's forced to do to these people
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@kurtruslfanclub
@shaun_vids
echoes of the old libertarian line about how everything is slavery except slavery, which is fine actually
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@Plasmachaos
@SweetStaticBun
@DreadedJai
like i said. most people would consider publicly dancing on the grave of a trans woman forced to detransition transphobic.
do you believe this to be the case, or no.
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@CCycoldia
@Hellb4ch
@hausofdecline
@LinkofSunshine
a globe emoji who finds the retaliation of the offended worse than committing the original offense. how unprecedented.
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@Plasmachaos
@SweetStaticBun
@DreadedJai
regrettably, jai is quite clear on this point: her death is something she celebrates, to the point of dancing glee
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@JayLouis
@AbukulaibAlJahl
@TheLeadCNN
@jaketapper
most Jews consider stopping the murder of an ethnic minority on grounds they're considered untermenschen a good thing, friend. don't know what to tell you
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