Blackbelt In Homo Thuggery 🥋 PhD in Wolves 🐺
@alex_kriefall
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Amateur Rock n’ Roll, Tolkien & Pokémon Historian. Big cat, bear & crocodilian expert. Honest Knicks/MMA fan & Nak Muay kickboxer. Collectibles shop below. 🐉⬇️
NY/Chiang Mai
Joined February 2013
Yea sex is great but have you ever shown someone Spirited Away for the first time. .
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@Human101Nature Bali was my least favorite place to visit in Southeast asia, solely because of how many belligerent and disrespectful tourists are packed into one place there. Australians and western Europeans being the worst offenders.
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@mrnastynodrama @damnfoodcourt $5 for a slice, ya went and ruined it dude. Everyone knows its 2 slices + a can for 5.
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@Bonniep007 @Bornakang Pro tip: don’t brag about supporting abusive animal businesses. And try not to support them in the first place.
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@JustAboutGlad Really doing favors for the “women comedians only talk about sex and it’s almost never funny” trope here.
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@SigmaGem @buyands89408000 @realpeteyb123 @mannysats African Americans try to complain their way out of paying or tipping every single day across the country. A large majority of black patrons won’t tip a cent, compared to the ratios of others. It’s a plain fact. What’s racist about acknowledging that?.
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@Proseccoriqo @TheVillianRose2 Just adding an exclamation point to match his energy is fuckin sending me.
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@FightHaven Middle eastern type dudes so often have no idea how to spar and train under control, extremely common for some reason idk why.
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@UberFacts Heath Ledger- Dark Knight.Anthony Hopkins- SOTL.Christoph Waltz- Inglorious Basterds.Joaquin Phoenix- Joker.Daniel Day Lewis- GONY/TWBB (anything).Philip Seymour Hoffman- Also in anything.Christian Bale- American Psycho.Forest Whitaker- LKOScotland.Javier Bardem- NCFOMen.
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@Bonniep007 @Bornakang Figured ya didn’t realize these places were abusive when ya visited, but now that you know they are and you’re still defending them, you’re obv just a shitty person lol. Go to hell 😌.
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Originality: what happened to it?
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@blackatebush @boredhousewifei @urprettiest8opp Just cause 20k people liked your tweet doesn’t mean its not retarded lol, something a teenager would say. It’s a laughable premise that no one who’s invested in peaceful solutions takes seriously whatsoever cause it’s not gonna happen lol. Lemme guess “ship em back to Europe”?.
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@cricketfacts08 @PicturesFoIder Holy fucking shit that man’s tough, how’ve I never seen this.
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.@chrisdelia ‘s “Congratulations” podcast is just ridiculouslyyy funny. It’s right up there with @billburr ‘s Monday Morning Podcast for me. Both of em are pretty much a free hour of golden standup every time, can’t beat that.
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@KissMyConverse7 @KrangTNelson An exotic animal vet who gave a dumbass answer. Crocs don’t attack much larger threats. Revoke their license.
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@boss_on_here You’re complaining about a $40 tip? As a former server/delivery driver, holy fuck you’re entitled dude.
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@lukesbacon @vespert_ine @Macy23614734 @mischiefanimals Hey man since no one’s stepping in to answer ya, orcas 110% suffer from range restriction. Travel 100 miles+ a day often in the wild. Die 20-50 years younger than their age range in captivity, largely due to the built up stress from it and a lack of socialization. Don’t be fooled.
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@LunarZoomer87 @CaribbeanRythms Some of the most heavily influenced Mahayana nations to this day, like Vietnam, practice some of the most abhorrent animal cruelty on a mass scale. Its influence on the respect of animals in E. Asia is minimal at best. Theravada Thai monks are what you’re looking for.
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@austinahlman Not like Jewish Americans been targeted in dozens of antisemitic incidents nationwide like mob attacks, relentless harassment and even hate crime murders since Oct 7th or anything. Think for 2 seconds man.
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@FightHaven Pretty sure they’re just kickboxing? You can’t fight MMA in full on boxing gloves, ref seems fine.
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@PhattiLabelle @hey_im_amanda_ Cleopatra wasn’t even black but people will just RT anything I guess? Now there’s 60-80k people mad over a black woman not playing a Macedonian lol. Twitter is poison stay in school people. .
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@ShxtBlissful @d_la_reina Black women see a post about hoeing around and get so hype every time it’s pathetic lol.
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@JohnnyBCCB @Jerryfx5 @ladyonchain @Bornakang There’s an American crocodile plainly shown and introduced 2 seconds into the vid.
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@bellagothsgf @bobby_on_mars Bro’s got like 7k likes from dudes who’re tired of seeing the septum-pierced-dyed-red-hair-choker-girlies who keep the stereotypes surrounding them alive at an almost completely predictable rate. Dude can have preferences, why’s your mind so blown by that? He’s also joking.
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@OvOBrezzzy If you ever take a real proper liver spot shot you’ll wanna call “timeout” for at least a minute nd a half lol.
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@fau1in @SStricklandMMA *Goggins goes on long runs every day with a camera on him, doesn’t have to go to work, saying the same exact shit all the time* This man has conquered his mind far more than any man ever….
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Congrats to my sister, who graduated as Valedictorian at Hunter College today. An inspiration to me, and to stoners everywhere.
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Real men don't put their heads down to their phone when they walk past someone. Smile or give a nod don't be a lil bitch.
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@ShinRoastBot @airbagged Man’s best friends are just like bombs bro you’re right, tight analogy.
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@generalslug Talking about savagely murdering a dog for a problem that the parents caused in the first place, is definitely normal you’re right man.
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@CLAUDIAPOSTING Or you just posted “grieving while hot” with some selfies, something reasonably narcissistic and weird and people are calling you out on that. You don’t need to give a copefest speech about how much better you are than em lol.
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Fruit flies are nature's freshmen: who invited ya, or said you could bring 10 friends?.
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@collegefession Good one! Seems like you've really got a good grasp on how the male body works.
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2016 and you're throwin trash out your car window. Go fuck yourself.
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@LunarZoomer87 @CaribbeanRythms Wrong. China is almost singlehandedly responsible for the near extinction of countless species. The biggest overfishers in the world. Maoism came in and kicked Mahayana traditions to the curb. The resurgence of Chinese medicine demand is the most evil act upon nature on 🌏.
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@1886Emir @lucas_s21122 What? One of the most common bachelor’s degrees before going to law school, which is all we were talkin about here. Not just to get a philosophy degree and stop there.
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Me: "Love and understanding is all we need. We should practice kindness toward all living things" . Me to ants in my apt: "Oh you think it's a fucking game? *smashing with my fist* Go tell your family im gonna kill every man woman and child".
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Lookin through the '13 yearbook's got me feelin nostalgic. Need to throw a banger soon for the Schenect homies.
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@sryidkwhyimhere @Howlingmutant0 *tries to humbly slide in dms for the first time, with a good heart and obviously pure intentions* . *dms closed* . Fuckin elon i swear.
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*tells prof story about DUI conviction* . *asks for letter of recommendation immediately after*.
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@BODY_W0_WHORGAN I’m no techno guy but what are you talking about? That sounded like shit lol.
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That's enough fb for today
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Doing yoga and blasting 50 Cent at the same time. It's as good as it sounds.
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People: “So how about that latest GOT episode?”. Me: “Actually havent seen GOT yet but im sure i-. People: “HATING POPULAR THINGS DOESNT MAKE YOU INTERESTING!! OH YOU’RE SOOOO COOL CAUSE YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT RIGHT? WOOOOW AREN’T YOU SO EDGY AND INTERESTING. LET US FUN PPL LIVE.”.
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@legotrillermoth I think his posters are pretty cool. Keep in mind that it’d cost roughly 2 million USD to frame all those he’s doin his best.
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@1886Emir @lucas_s21122 But that wasn’t the premise or argument there buddy. It actually sounds like you should sign up for Intro to Logic and go from there 💀.
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So many of us stretch and reach for a betterment of ourselves, but will never grasp it without a betterment in our treatment of others.
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My mom got me fucked up if she thinks I'm eatin turkey three days in a row.
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I never cry over spilled milk. spilled weed, that's another story 😪.
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@exavierpope “Bring my food”/“I’m not getting my food” you’re an entitled cunt lol what do ya mean here exactly? Pretty low n ugly vibes.
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Everything you'll ever need is already inside you. Happiness flows in a circle: from the inside, outward, and back. Give and you'll receive.
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*insert tweet about packing last minute*.
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@LBtheeLeo @IamKurtisBush @_alyssssssac @gypsssyyyy Pretty funny seeing a bunch of people complaining that older generations aren’t as righteous and wholesome as them call other people narcissists.
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Nothin worse than being drunk without a girlfriend tbh.
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Dear warm weather, . Don't listen to the ungrateful haters. Please never leave . -Fred winter survivor.
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@Ariel_Saramandi Notice how nobody is supporting your replies? It’s because you’re handling yourself like a child and it’s pretty laughable. A little self-reflection wouldn’t kill ya lol.
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@hornyculprit Were you the dude who first posted this or ya tryna bring back that banger under your own name?.
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@SpardaStonerule @AlyannaMcKenna @TimonicWinters @IamXCVIII @hasanthehun “My friend just loves HP” “Why is it their whole identity?? are you responding to the right tweet? Lol tf.
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@shy2gal @WatchMyReview @KossakTier @AndrewBerkshire No it doesn’t fit, because those players are falling down and not throwing high kicks hope this helps.
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@TheSneerReview @TheCadoc Gonna link it to at least 10 friends it’ll be glorious. Let the Lion of Judah quell your fears brothers.
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@Underrated_Dom @snoddywild @Slaygxgi @DailyLoud Damn you’re a fuckin clown dude. So if you choose to get a dog, your kid messes with that dog and it retaliates, now you’re going to abandon/put down the dog for something you caused to happen? Good logic there. It’s a parents job to make sure your kid knows how to treat animals.
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@sryidkwhyimhere @Howlingmutant0 Couple more responses and you’ll have me last-resort-spreading cheeks in Howling Mutant’s thread, be careful pls. Though he might be pleasantly surprised… not all dude’s butts are built equal, i’ll say that much.
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@TheLincoln Everyone on the “actually we need more sex scenes” side of this comes off like a fuckin weirdo lol. If you genuinely enjoy sex scenes you’re strange, they’ve always been awkward and largely unnecessary this “discourse” always existed. “Where is all the sex??” just chill out bud.
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A bong rip with a cup of coffee is my fav preworkout. None of that chemical bullshit.
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Don't listen to these lies lol
Girls are like chicken wings.They're better from buffalo.
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Live mouse in my kitchen, and my cat was passed tf out on the couch. You had one job bro.
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Whenever the weather starts gettin nice, you always get those girls tweeting "Omg it is not skirt weather yet you skank" lol guaranteed. .
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My doctor's has three adorable dogs loungin' round the office. Workplace goals if I've ever seen it.
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Nothing can uplift you quite like uplifting others. Never succumb to the selfishness that eats at all of us.
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Rupi Kaur: "You broke me .But from this. I grew" . Girls:
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Profs that drop lowest test grades are a godsend.
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Held a very basic convo in Thai today with a taxi driver and it felt fucking awesome. Learning a new language is liberating.
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2017 and people still drink orange juice without pulp. .
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If a girl posts any ig photo, and another girl doesn't comment "miss youuu" followed by "miss you too girl! ❤️", was a pic even posted. ?.
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People graduating college but still can't cook. lol the fuck?.
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@bornposting As a big Scorcese fan, the criticism comes from the absurdity of CGI’ing 70 year old men into 40 year olds and ending up with visual-frankensteins instead. Not to mention the stomping out scene… we all know the one.
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Just wrote out my whole 10 year plan in my notes, gettin inspired….gonna be so fuckin pissed if a rock falls on me….
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When a blonde Western girl tries talking to me at the club.
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Meant excusably neglecting every other field of study. Diversifying your mind & areas of knowledge should always be a goal ya fuckin twats.
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