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I'm Kaleidoscope-pilled | No. 1 @Scultch fan | SCHIZO RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST | (NOT A FURRY) | Elden Ring Modder | sketches: @WillyDump | DMs open | NSFW = BLOCK
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Major update!
My mod, Shades of the Empyreans, now has some (Experimental!!!) Compatibility with the most recent
#EldenRing
update!
#EldenRing
#EldenRingModding
#EldenRingShadowoftheErdtree
#EldenRingart
#Mod
#Modding
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"You were bred to maul children.
I was bred to fell warriors."
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Oh you think you're beautiful? what if I completely obliterated your defining biological features / skinned you alive. You'd look ugly then wouldn't yah? Checkmate
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I've seen gooners make this point a few times and I think it's absolutely nuts.
"Oh ur gonna take my porn away? Well guess what I'm gonna start RAPING people, because I have no restraint or agency"
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@PizzaSteve3902
I'm not even sure tbh. My parents just groan and roll their eyes because during certain points in film I'll cross my arms, raise an eyebrow and blurt out "Ermmm what's the name of the person who directed this film?" (i don't even recall doing this)
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"NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE MY FREACKING HORSE PORNERINO THAT'S A HECKIN' FASCISM!!!!! "
Wiemar problems require Wiemar solutions
BTW North Carolina blocked the zoophile website because I invoked the Lord to spell doom upon my enemies
this is not a threat or warning but just remember to be NICE and SWEET to me
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@PizzaSteve3902
I think the most recent example was that I noticed there was a tendency of a main character to be weirdly resentful and ranty to people who were doing their best in a stressful situation (but the writing seemed to suggest we side with the protagonist's whiny petulance)
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"how do we make them look simpsony?"
"IDK give them all fetal alcohol syndrome"
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The title is accurate actually you will only live for 24 hours
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@Murray_2nd
"Heh I'm gonna build tower cuz I hate God >>>:D"
"I'm going to make sure that the first food eaten on the Moon is the Eucharist because I love God and his Creation"
I wonder what the difference between the two of these could possibly be
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@JoKaiGonZo
remember how *in our lifetime* there are still living doctors who thought babies couldn't feel pain (mainstream medicine actually makes you ret*rded)
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OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS, WHICH ARE YOU
>the porn addict
>the porn addict
>the porn addict
OR THE GARF
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@baianoverse
honestly i probably missed a ton. If a jewish director makes a movie that I love (Ballad of Buster Scruggs) I'm probably not gonna care
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pitbulls have now become a low-level starter enemy mob that just roam the streets of America as random encounters now
Pitbull attack in San Antonio, Texas
‘Horrific scene’: Dog owner arrested after elderly man killed, 3 others injured.
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BTW North Carolina blocked the zoophile website because I invoked the Lord to spell doom upon my enemies
this is not a threat or warning but just remember to be NICE and SWEET to me
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@_Maya_Ibuki
not only that he also homeschooled his kids / lives on a ranch
dude is literally more trad than half the LARPers on twitter
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@DocStrangelove2
the funniest part is that it only reduced civilian firearms ownership in ausieland by ~20% (650,000 guns confiscated out of millions in civilian ownership at the time)
So the rest of that 80% are just chilling there lol
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far right: heil hitler
far left: Uh ackshully the holodomir was just a famine but the Ukrainians deserved it anyway but actually now we need to send 56 quintrillion more dollars to Ukraine but actually the Azov battalion *aren't* Nazis in the traditional sense. kids can consen-
far right: heil hitler
far left: rail workers deserve sick pay
elon: these are equally bad
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Kill researchers. Behead researchers. Roundhouse kick a researcher into the concrete. Slam dunk a researcher baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy biologists. Defecate in a biologist's food. Launch researchers into the sun. Stir fry scientists in a wok.
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absolutely wild to me that Hellboy would easily be able to say "Christ is Lord" within a millisecond but self-proclaimed """""pastors""""" and """"reverends"""" routinely fail the witch test
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@_rawrell
He saw a *single* image of e-grifters calling it "TransCore" and decided to remedy that once and for all
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@Hiro_Alchemy
They posted that image and really expected people to think it was anything other than flattering
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@Internet_TLCM
>makes p0rn of animals
>makes p0rn at all
"TRUST ME BRO I'M TOTALLY THE NORMAL ONE"
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Me when I see some 400 lb landwhale furry decked out in $40k's worth of fetish gear defacing my home under the pretense of """""Keeping da remt down!!!!""""
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@SuperVaulty
e-atheists when God is merciful: "Heh, too weak to stop evil!"
e-atheists when God kills pedos, rapists, and murderers: "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME 😢😢"
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cracker you couldn't even "properly read" a shampoo bottle, stanky ah!!! Peeee YEW
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for
#Atheism
ever conceived." (Isaac Asimov)
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@GillianYoungBe1
@LookAtMyMeat1
what are you teaching your kid by raising him as another fatherless nohope
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@AtheistsL
Wildest thing is that his illustration / animation style hasn't even improved or been refined in any way, it's so ugly and gummy. Like a full on decade of trash
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@DmitriyUngern
"Wow the mercy of God extends to even a wretched sinner such as I? Splendid, wondrous even"
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@VT5210
"Oh you support the right of a baby to not be dismembered? But what if a turkey baster filled with nut rocketed out of a potato cannon at 6:23 AM, landing directly inside of a financially destitute paraplegic 3 miles away??? Wouldn't be so PRO LIFE then, would YOU??!?"
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The nihilist constantly belittles you.
Belittling tactics such as these are just flaccid cries of impotent eunuchs that seek to snuff your potential.
A microbe can fell a leviathan. A wasp's sting can bring a giant to his knees in pain. Ignore the whimpers of sludge-souls.
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>Be grandad
>WWII Vet
>Guard at Nuremberg during trials
>Cuts down Nazi flags as trophy, passes em down to family, etc.
>gorillion other vets did this exact same thing
>FFW 70 years, retarded latinx sees one of their trophies at a gun show and feigns terror at how "bleak" it is
They really did not do any social media vetting or clean up on this guy at all. Kind of hilarious if it wasn't so bleak.
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@NYMag
WhoaaooagH?!?! Thank you, I am retar, I would never be able to figure out that Joe Biden can't actually come up behind himself and sniff himself if it wasn't for this stunning and brave article
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@Nicchiban_
@darkweebduck
It was too big to be called a double-edged blade. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw irony.
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@OnlineXtians
wild that the cringe MS paint creationist dog would be the one to be vindicated by history
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@SneakyScube
i was an IT guy for like 8 months on a construction project and I knew the cables were underwater because sharks keep trying to eat the internet
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Yes, all NSFW work is demonic
@WillyTheWendigo
@Carpetwurm
Lol all of this just because I called you out on your ridiculous belief of believing any NSFW work is D E M O N I C 😂😂🤣
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don't make me tap the sign
The Sonic meme has been around since 2020 and I've never seen anyone disagree with the take until a popular trans woman said it. It ain't subtle man
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first 5 minutes of a fulton sheen talk vs the last 5 minutes
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@Italian347
i legit think Luther might have repented if he knew his fruits would lead to this
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let me make this completely unambiguous so even an argentinian furry can understand
when we win, we are going to outlaw pornography entirely, but we're going to start with furries. Not even out of some direct persecution, moreso just because they're in need of the most reprisal
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the underlying problem isn't "I don't have access to porn wah!"
it's that sexual deviancy is glorified in all aspects of society and people are outright punished for being rightly repulsed by it
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@Gravantus
Come on! Of course she is going to willfully opt to sit next to Simple Flips (great entertainer he is!)
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@VT5210
I don't think any of those people are real at all
I'm 99% sure that's an engagement botted tweet
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STONE COLD TRVECEL
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i accidentally willed this into existence with my shidpost from a while back, i sincerely apologize
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*Spins wheel*
THE CANNIBAL -
*Throws dart at board*
-INSTAGRAM MANNEQUIN-
*Rolls 26 sided dice*
-WITH DEPRESSION-
*Divines chicken bones*
-FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION
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Jarvis, find that greentext about the line cook who was also possibly the most experienced Husserl scholar in the world
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@TimONeill007
Great thread.
Even large ancient kingdoms *contemporary* to each other didn't run things the same way, it would be weird to presume that the fifty thousand principalities and mini-nationstates of the medieval era would all operate under """le fueoudalisme"""
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this is also what i mean by "capitulation to ugliness" as opposed to "beautiful ugliness"
performative "authentic!!!!" designs that are worse than racist caricatures from the 1890s
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Imagine you're Tony Bancroft
You create one of the most recognizable and beloved animated Character designs of all time--so good, that
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2. Basically got its own movie in the form of a prequel
3. Has its own environmentalist ride at Disney world
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@Aipple5
@DocStrangelove2
Then why did nearly every other category of gun (including pump action) immediately follow
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@PDakkadakka
Disco Elysium is something that transcends itself against all odds, like Rorschach
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WAAAAY too many midwits were allowed into colleges, and the internet is pocked by the consequences.
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@BiterCrazdLoner
Classical iconography rules, they fear that screenshotting it (Thereby making it realistic) shall make it "real" in the noosphere, somehow causing people who look at it to *actually* turn black and chinese
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@DrSprankle
Blue marks advocating for social degradation and sexual hedonism, and dishonestly connecting it to other moral topics, per usual
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It's weird that people view David and Goliath as "Biblical Mythos" rather than just a very mundane fight, or that it would be ridiculous for "a small guy to beat da big guy with a slingshot!"
Bro these things killed more people than polio
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@JadeAtrophis
"Good points" and it's literally just "if God real why am I dumb and why do I aggressively misunderstand ur religion"
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in the first movie he litrly gets a stigmata in the shape of a crucifix, reminding him of his father's love, then denies Hell as he renounces sin (even breaks off his own horns)
progressive pastors couldn't even say the Jesus Prayer over fear of appearing exclusionary
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my most merciful offer to furries is indefinite entombment in a stone prison fifty leagues below the ocean floor. Final offer
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@DeadLockedSkull
@JoKaiGonZo
>submerge an infant in a comically-large vat of fire ants
Doctor: "Oh you see he is just screaming because it is a response to stimulus"
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under project 2025 all guro fetishists will be ritually executed in the gentlest and most bodily-preserving way possible
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@zaptiee
The most important part of this vid was when sam told me to keep track of my gut health
always gotta watch that gut health!
Thanks sam
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@ave_inamorata
They botted the engagement to shill their cringe t-shirts and they couldn't even get 30 people to like it
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"NOOOOO please I don't want to be sent to a perilous mystical realm of mystery and fright where I learn to be more grateful for the tranquil predictability of my everyday life!!!!"
"Step into the archway, protag-jak"
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@JadeAtrophis
>Matt 19:4-5
Dude picked the most transphobic verse imaginable to put on the troon flag?
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king arthur was 100% real and everything he did also 100% happened
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@CursedModernism
if they are suggesting viciously armed private vigilantism, I can actually get behind it
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@JoKaiGonZo
"Lord, Lord did we not schizopost in Your name?!?!"
"I never knew ye, depart from Me you cringe-doers"
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@BasQuetzal
couldn't be me, my parents rock + are based + I love spending time with them + unconditionally supported my goals + were always fair in methods of discipline + taught me useful life skills + w + no ratio + father'd behavior
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>Skyrim's death-god is symbolized by a star of david bespeckled by dozens of pedo spirals
WHAT and I repeat WHAT the buck-breaking, muck-raking, sneed-shucking chuck did Todd Howard mean by this
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@HbdNrx
"man people say Stalin was evil and stuff but I mean the soviets didn't arrest or prosecute him ONCE"
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