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Secret Service: The roof is too sloped.
Mickey Mouse:
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This concept art compared to what we got is why I don't believe for a second any of the concept art released this month.
On this day in 2015, Disney announced that Toy Story Land would be coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios! Are you a fan of the land?
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It's really a shame
@WaltDisneyWorld
doesn't have Sam Eagle fly from Cinderella's Castle during 4th of July Fireworks
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Attractions like Rivers of America are such a critical element to the castle parks that they've been included in *every* one.
Even the most recent one in 2016 has a green space with a water way.
Why would they remove this key element from the flagship park?
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Obviously not a large sample size, but of the four people I know who have a DAS pass, 3 of them claim it's because they have IBS — which they told me personally they don't, they just don't want to wait in line.
Seems like anything to prevent abusing ADA is a win for everyone 🤷🏻♂️
I won’t pretend to be an expert on this and what’s right or wrong but the abuse of this service at WDW is off the charts. I was told a ridiculously high proportion of LL scans are DAS; way higher than any national trends would lead you to expect.
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What Disney has been doing & is continuing to do is remove everything that made them unique from regional Six Flags amusement parks.
Started with the ending of entertainment/streetmosphere, and continuing with removal of The Rivers of America
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Contender for the dumbest opinion of the day on X
So I took all day to think about it and here’s where I’m at:
Frontierland at the Magic Kingdom has historically drawn upon the rich history of the American West, but the reality is that this narrative is intertwined with colonialism and the displacement of Native American
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Once this DAS nonsense passes, it's time for focus on the other common ADA abuse: service animals.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but waiting in a 2 hour queue is not fun for anyone.
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@Georgia_Belle23
@SethDillon
@JudyDh303
@AmericanAir
I can guarantee you everyone on that flight is connecting in Charlotte, as Charlotte is one of American’s largest hubs
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In case it wasn't clear
@Disney
's target audience is no longer families, only making remakes of films from my childhood is a good indicator they're targeting millennials with disposable income/credit lines.
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Hard to say Disney Parks are still "dedicated to the ideals, the dreams and the hard facts that have created America".
They've completely missed the plot.
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The real reason Disney is getting away with theming their new attraction based on a film with slews of racial stereotypes and other controversial themes (along with making it take place in a salt mine where black slaves literally died) is simple: the political left said it’s okay
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As a relatively new dad, some of the best memories I have with just the kid and I are from just seeing him explore Tom Sawyer's Island.
Makes me sad I won't be able to have similar memories with my other kids.
BREAKING: Rivers of America & Tom Sawyer Island Being Replaced by Cars Attractions at Magic Kingdom
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Wearing a mask in 2024.
Nothing but the brightest people working for Disney Parks.
FIRST LOOK: Disney Parks has revealed the names and personalities of ‘the critters’ Audio-Animatronics figures band from Tiana’s Bayou Adventure!
Meet Byhalia the Beaver, Gritty the Rabbit, Beau the Opossum, Apollo the Raccoon, Rufus the Turtle, and Timoléon the Otter!
Link:
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"Plans are drawn. Dirt is moving" applied to more than half of these before they got cancelled.
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update: it's over
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Here's the root of the DAS "controversy":
1) Disney tried to do the right thing by providing above & beyond reasonable accommodations
2) The general public took advantage of these accommodations
3) Disney is now reverting to the legal minimum, which is what every company does
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@MaxwellMorley
“Misplaced” would mean that they exist somewhere in the land.
There’s also entire architectural structures missing.
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If the only place your IBS symptoms show up is
@WaltDisneyWorld
— good news: you're not alone.
Everyone at Disney has IBS symptoms when at Disney.
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@Joe_Rohde
Reading between the lines...finance people don't see a ROI, so they won't approve a fix.
Guests are happy, marketing doesn't want to point out they fixed something 15 years after it broke, and ops doesn't want to lose 12.5% of its attractions.
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You know when I go to a theme park, I really care about the aerial views.
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Can anyone tell me how an illness with flu like symptoms can impact someone's ability to wait in a queue, but doesn't impact their ability to wait for fireworks, consume dole whips, or otherwise experience a theme park?
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Why do so many people hate on Frozen Ever After for "replacing" Maelstrom?
It's still there, it's the same ride layout.
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Proof we are a dumb society:
Everyone at Magic Kingdom gets one step below an anal probe at security, yet instead of thinking the most likely thing — one of the tens of thousands of balloons in the park popped — it is more probable there's an active shooter.
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It is the result of US culture, but gun culture has nothing to do with it.
It is the result of generations now being more anxious than ever before, and consistently looking for a reason to panic.
Look no further to the govt response to COVID.
There was an emergency evacuation at Magic Kingdom because of this.
This is the result of US gun culture: People hear a pop sound and instinctively fear they'll be a victim of our daily gun violence.
This fear is the "freedom" gun advocates fight to preserve for Americans.
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@JUAQUINZAVALA3
Other than a bunch of facades missing, the track layout of SDD being drastically different, and there not being an Al’s Toy Barn….other than that tho.
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A Trump v. Kamala debate will just be Kamala saying, "I'm talking," for 90 minutes
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Imagine setting your friend circle based on political opinions.
If you voted for Biden, Trump, Obama, W. Bush......I don't care. They all suck & share equal responsibility for where we are as a country today.
Just be a decent human being.
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Every country is won by killing the people there first
If that isn't a hard fact that created America, I'm not sure what is.
@Wildest_Ride
It also shouldn't be forgotten how this quote whitewashes the literal GENOCIDE of entire indigenous nations.
Disney doesn't care of course. They just want more IP in the parks. But to me it's good we will have less Manifest Destiny apologia in a family friendly park.
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Bracing for
@disneyglimpses
rage posting
BREAKING: Rivers of America & Tom Sawyer Island Being Replaced by Cars Attractions at Magic Kingdom
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Input: "Disney has cancelled all of these plans in the last decade"
Output:
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I'm enjoying people who cheered for fellow Americans to lose their jobs for not taking a medication or for taking a political post out-of-context now getting the tables turned on them.
Perhaps you should've thought of that before changing the rules.
BREAKING: School counselor who reportedly said she’s disappointed the sh**ter missed, says she just resigned.
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I've lived in Florida for half a decade, I go to
@WaltDisneyWorld
at least twice a month. Never saw or smelled someone smoking pot.
The last two times I've been at Magic Kingdom, I've seen a guest smoking a full on blunt out in the open.
What the hell is going on
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Kamala Harris was on film saying she supports a mandatory gun buy back program.
Why do the moderators not fact check her?
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It is perfect that Biden said there's no place for political violence the same day numerous statues were defaced by his voters.
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"I don't really care about the followers I lose"
This motherfucker can have subscriptions now he has so many followers.
At this point, I don’t really care about the followers I lose.
But let’s be clear: Disney is doing this because they hate Americana. Plain and simple. This is all a continuation of removing things deemed “problematic” by the horrible group of people they send through their
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Sorry Becky, the golden retriever you got off of Craigslist three years ago doesn't suddenly become a service animal when they hit middle age.
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If you can't wait in a 45 min queue, but can wait in the hub for 45 min to watch an 18 min firework show, then you can wait in a queue for 63 minutes at least.
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Meanwhile, Animal Kingdom — Disney's largest theme park at 500 acres — has 7 rides.
8 if you include the train to planet watch.
9 if you include it's tough to be a bug.
From my count, Disney thinks they can fit 13 rides into this expansion plot. This is looking more like DLRs 3rd theme park than an expansion of DL and DCA.
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Splash Mountain:
- Closed in CA
- Closed in FL
- Open in Japan
Tinker Bell:
- Meet & Greet in CA
- Numerous performances; closed meet & greet in FL
- New attraction debuts this year in Japan
It's our morning video. Tinkerbell is joining Splash Mountain... and they will destroy your favorite character next.
All while wondering why their stock keeps dropping.
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Everyone who needs accommodations, gets an accommodation.
Just because you say you need an accommodation, does not make it so.
And if you do genuinely need an accommodation, a company does not have to give the accommodation you asked for.
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A medical intervention is so seriously needed, it must wait until Monday to implement
Beginning September 11, masking will be required in all clinical areas and waiting rooms at The Ottawa Hospital.
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Concept art is cheap...let's see how many of yesterday's announcements come to fruition. For the parks
@WaltDisneyCo
majority own, I bet more than half of the announcements won't occur.
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He was praying, as was everyone else in attendance, you fucking idiot
Donald Trump is the oldest nominee for President in American history.
Donald Trump is the only convicted felon nominee for President in American history.
Unfit.
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@imtheworrrrst
It's incredible that Universal is capable of making concept art look close to the finish product, but Disney is not.
What's the point of concept art if it's not going to look anything close to what the finished product will be?
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The "Democracy is at stake" candidate announces if the democratically elected legislative branch doesn't do what she wants, she'll just do it anyways.
Kamala Harris says, if elected president, she’ll use executive action to confiscate guns if Congress doesn’t act within the first 100 days of her administration
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@Blog_Mickey
There is no law nor piece of legislation in Florida that is called or has ever been called "Don't Say Gay".
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@Blog_Mickey
Everybody, chill out.
Disney said they'll be back by the end of 2022. Have some faith.
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In case people think I'm kidding
@disneyglimpses
In this country with that clientele, specifically.
Disney historically did go above and beyond. Then there were people who decided to sell themselves being in a wheelchair as a VIP tour, which started the DAS program.
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FTR: The 4th person has an issue regulating their internal body temp, and therefore cannot be outside for extended periods of time. They also have a service animal to alert if their heart rate is too high.
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@BrerOswald
@disneyglimpses
People are expecting the service to be like Universal's Express Pass or their regional Six Flags skip-the-line pass, when in reality the LL is just the standby line from their childhood.
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There is no law nor piece of legislation in Florida that is called or has ever been called "Don't Say Gay".
Disney Makes Political Contribution to Florida Republican Who Voted for “Don’t Say Gay” Bill
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Today's PSA:
There is no such thing as "government money" or "government funded". The government does not sell goods.
It is "taxpayer money" or "taxpayer funded"
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Today after tripping over his own two feet, my under 2 year old said, "oh shit"
Not sure if I should be mad at myself or proud he used it correctly.
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@DisneyParks
@RCreekReview
@WaltDisneyWorld
Unrelated: there's price increases on parking, memory maker, annual passes, and more.
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Anybody else see the irony that the Olympics aren't letting Russians compete under their flag because of the War in Ukraine, yet in 1936 they had no problem with Nazi Germany being hosts with Hitler leading the country.
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If you say "I'm eligible for DAS but I don't use it every trip," then you don't need DAS (and shouldn't have it either)
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@PS_Alpha1
Well I think 1) that was primarily because of Fantasmic! and 2) that was before they started going scorched earth on anything Americana.
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Why isn't iger presenting!?
I recall the outcry when Chapek wasn't presenting at Destination D23.
Disney Parks Fans Encouraged by Update to Josh D’Amaro Parks Panel for Upcoming Destination D23 Event
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Imagine if people cared this much about Disney working with the CCP while China commits genocide & uses actual slave labor
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If sports venues like
@MBStadium
can do affordable quick service (that tastes decent too), why can't
@DisneyParks
,
@UniversalORL
, and
@SeaWorld
?
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.
@disneyglimpses
at 8:38pm: "i am thinking about finally deleting twitter"
.
@disneyglimpses
at 9:43pm: *sends me this tweet 11 times in rapid succession*
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@WaltDisneyCo
The only things I see happening for certain are Disney Starlight & the Zootopia 4D theater. Everything else is sus.
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I did not think illegal immigrants were eating pets, but then the Harris campaign came out guns blazing about that, so now I'm certain there are pets getting eaten.
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@AvoidTIMtation
Take the blinders off and you'll see.
- Paid skip the line
- Lacking entertainment
- Removal of streetmosphere
- Removal of open areas that add to ambiance
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It also shows how creatively bankrupt they are — they cannot create new characters, new backstories, etc...
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I'd love for someone — anyone — to find one single example of
@libsoftiktok
"inciting violence".
Do not engage with that account going after Knott’s Halloween event. They are dangerous, and are constantly inciting violence against organizations, schools, or anyone who is welcoming to queer people. Commenting and quote tweeting their nonsense is exactly what they want.
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Just throwing this out there — if the side you're supporting has civilian hostages (especially women & children), chances are you will not be on the right side of history.
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One thing I wasn't prepared for in fatherhood: losing my name and becoming "[child's name]'s dad".
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A fun game I like to play today: whenever a company posts about "Juneteenth", search their timeline for the first time they mentioned the holiday.
I've yet to see one pre-2020.
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You know Biden wrote that release because it was sent out between 10 am and 4 pm eastern
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So basically what they’re doing in Epic (allegedly)
Galaxy's Edge is basically like if Universal Orlando built some brand new witchcraft and wizardry school that you've never heard of with characters that are distant cousins of Harry Potter. The more I think about, the more I seriously don't know what they were thinking.
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wHy iS gLiMpSeZ aLwAyS sO nEgAtiVe
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I thought we don't name viruses based on where they were first discovered?
An elderly man in Alaska has died from Alaskapox, the first known fatality from the recently discovered virus, state health officials said.
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Heat really seems to be impacting wait times, similar to 4th of July week............
A reminder that it's going to be extremely hot today at Walt Disney World with heat indexes climbing above 110° according to
@NWS
@WaltDisneyWorld
offers free ice water at quick service locations throughout the theme parks
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Glad to see the feds are spending the long weekend in Orlando
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@BradLBurden
@disneyglimpses
Hi, Orlando local here.
Where can I get a quick service meal at Disney World for $12-15 (assuming this is an entree, side, and a medium soft drink)?
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About fucking time Glimpses listened to me
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I actually think Universal has a real shot at flipping the tables here.
Disney’s understanding of the “Guest” is so far removed from what it was just 10 years ago that I fear the experience we all continue to long for will never return.
The
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@TommyMacklin1
I'm making fun of people who claim the only reason Disney doesn't fulfill their concept art is because of the response to COVID-19.
I'm aware TSL opened before. That is the joke.
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When husbands stumble back home at 1:43 in the morning, wives are typically worried about a drinking problem.
My wife is pissed I stayed at Magic Kingdom til close.
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