7 things every child needs to hear:
1. I love you.
2. I am proud of you.
3. I am sorry.
4. I forgive you.
5. I am listening.
6. Journey Into Imagination was Imagineering's greatest achievement of all time, which you will never experience.
7. You have what it takes.
You, a Disney Park goer: MuppetVision is old and should be replaced
Me, an intellectual: Beauty and the Beast and the Little Mermaid shows were supposed to be temporary attractions and still haven’t been updated in 25 years.
There’s a direct correlation between the people who love EPCOT and the people who were 5-18 when they visited between 1982-2000.
You can dismiss it as nostalgia or you can say that they were the perfect age to witness something we may never see again.
This Thanksgiving, here’s a list of controversial topics to avoid at the table:
-Politics
-Religion
-The future of EPCOT
-Tower of Terror vs Mission:Breakout
-The Redhead Situation
@_brainy_beauty
The Good Dino is more fundamentally flawed. It has plot lines that don't go anywhere, unlikeable characters, no humor, an incredibly dark, nihilist tone, and a resolution that doesn't make any sense.
Imagine falling in love with someone just to discover they don’t enjoy the Country Bear Jamboree.
These are the things you need to discuss early in the relationship, probably on the first date.
It you say the lines along with the Ghost Host in Haunted Mansion, you’re a jerk.
If you DON’T sing along with the Three Caballeros at the end of Grand Fiesta Tour, you have no soul.
In Finding Nemo: The Musical, it’s implied that Marlin has seen the 1975 Steven Spielberg film Jaws, but has never heard of the continent of Australia.
Discuss.
It's clear that the current leadership of the Disney Company doesn't' understand *why* people like the parks and are willing to spend outrageous sums of money to enjoy them.
Blame the pandemic, but these trends were all in place before that.
It's time for new leadership.
The following Disney attractions have been declared essential and will be reopening:
Peoplemover (transportation)
Living with the Land (food supply)
Test Track (automotive repair)
Smuggler’s Run (shipping)
Dinosaur (no virus in the late Cretaceous)
I hope you folk are all getting excited for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and even more excited by the 21 minute High School Musical short we're putting on the front.
I mean, it takes place in a universe where a girl can be born with the power to shoot ice from her fingertips, but sure, let’s complain about the number of points on the snowflake.
Dear
@Disney
, You got it right the first time. Water crystals have hexagonal “six-fold” symmetry.
You still have a few months to fix your
#Frozen2
Movie Poster, unless the sequel takes place in another universe, where water crystalizes to different laws of physics.
Father is over 100 years old and is pursuing a modeling career please spread these photos of him to make his dream come true. he’s waiting to blow up. twitter, here’s Father
Dear
@Disney
,
Please consider relocating Disney World to a new state that isn't actively crusading against LGBTQ people! I am sure other states would be more than thrilled to have your tourism dollars and employment opportunities. Make an example out of DeathSantis!
list of disney parks characters who you’re not allowed to hate
1. two tiny wings
2. eyes big and yellow
3. horns of a steer
4. from head to tail, royal purple pigment
5. eureka
6. it’s figment
7. of imagination
8. just right
Walt Disney Imagineering's LARGEST animatronic figure is the
#Yeti
inside
#ExpeditionEverest
. He's 25 feet tall, has 19 separate functions, and is powered by a 3000 psi hydraulic thruster. 💪
Everyone who gets an EPCOT survey better respond that they love Figment so much they would take a bullet for him or else I’m changing all your FastPasses to Stitch’s Great Escape.