Paul Wilson
@Wilbur_01
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@Jake_Wilde I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "thanks" I said "don't mention it".
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@GuvnaB Love this. I suspect Margaret had her own challenges when she came to England from Ireland.
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@SoVeryBritish “Are you still seeing that psychiatrist about your persecution complex Bronco?”.“No Del, he always had it in for me”.
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@AamerAnwar @RMTunion “You see Paul, taking industrial action is very much like making love to a beautiful woman”
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@Bobby_Seagull @WestHam And a smart move by Moyes to get a Man U player so we finally get a pen
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@colonel_nutz @80sAging In years to come when my Grandchildren ask if there was anything good about 2020, I can point to #FACupofBadlyAgingFootballers as a particular high spot.
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@OllieHolt22 Because West Ham came back from 3 down, because he shanked one when clean through, because the other sub scored an absolute 🍑. I dunno Ollie, you tell me.
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@George_Osborne She said “Ambitious but deliverable” and you said “the Government just got a bit less human” .In the highly unlikely event you read this I suggest you go and have a long, long hard look in the mirror. I mean a real, proper look.
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@piersmorgan fully onside with your views on @KP24 US gun laws, Wenger, Kim K.& loved Entourage but your views on scones are an abomination.
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@georgiebingham @talkSPORT On the day you posted what you posted I find this (even more) staggering. Outstanding broadcaster. Their loss. Utter utter nonsense.
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@TheBarmyArmy Shane Warne. Absolutely no doubt. Actually being in a round with Warney, IT Botham and IVA Richards is the pinnacle.
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Jake happy with his trip East to see @theribman thanks for the generous gesture Mark will do the same by doing something for @islasfight ⚒
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So I told @theribman Jake had been saddled with being a Hammers because of me but also was a massive fan of him. Two days later Mark sends him a bottle of his favourite Christ on a Bike. You can’t put a price on what this meant to me and him. What a top bloke.
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@realross619 @georgehahn You’re right I’m sure. It is art. And this is like the stuff my kids did that I stuck on the fridge door.
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@jedshaw4 @elerihill @hsthomas316 @Sienc @Courtney_Lawes @lionsofficial Do you get into games half price cos you only watch one side?.
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@conorpiper @AndyGoode10 Also appears to be a Man United fan. I’m no expert but fairly sure that’s an English football team. I guess Shamrock Rovers weren’t accepting any new fans. What a wally.
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@CheapPanini have made me look worse than Iain Dowie. That takes a special kind of genius. Either that or I am much uglier than I thought.
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@LUFCHistory @jamesjamesbrown Not even a Leeds fan and can name that entire side. What a squad.
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@batcountry1980 @B8STARD Watched Everything is Possible today. Easy to forget how great Simple Minds were around the time of Empires and Dance and Sons and Fascination/Sister Feelings Call.
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@ManUtdSnapshot Trolling DiMaria and Herrera when you moved them on and they got@to the Champions League final are you still mid table cannon fodder.
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@AdamTyndall @AnthonyTeasdale Breaks even next year. Even with time delay and budget increase. Jubilee Line extension x20+ RoI this list goes on.
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@DaveWalkerWHU @tomassoucek28 @hammers_chat @WestHam Unpopular opinion maybe but the effort shown by Bowen, Fornals, Nobes, Antonio, Dec, Snoddy means more to fans than bringing in big money signings.
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@shitscaredmum @fleabag @trevorsorbie Would you mind awfully, I’m nearly 50, 6ft and 16st, basically a big unit and a middle aged man. Clearly me weeping openly on the 18-12 to Shepperton because of the pure joy and kindness here can make other commuters feel a little uncomfortable. Thank you. Genuinely lovely xx.
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@Art_of_Football Alan Hutton. I would say Philippe Lahm. But as good as he was I never liked him so I’ll take Hutton dressed as Lahm.
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@Halcruttenden Wondering to themselves ��that Martin Roberts from Homes Under the Hammer can’t even be bothered to wear a mask”.
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@richardosman I told my girlfriend she had drawn her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised 😳.
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@jndub @jaredwright17 “Clearly” doing some heavy lifting here… but it’s us being disingenuous?… do me a favour.
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@Mrjamieohara1 Sent em for a hot dog. And asked them to get him three while they were there. Still took absolute libbos though 🤝.
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@connorJharper @sunshinekid10 @LloydGriffith Even though it’s an absolute tap in you’ve still nailed it 🤝.
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@maxrushden But enough of the chat about your radio shows and podcasts. What do you reckon on this?.
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@SmnLlyd5 I’m personally a big fan of @maxrushden in hot pants spanking a chair in working mens club. He’s quite the polymath.
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@PintsBeauty They need to bring back bottles of light ale for light and lager and light and bitter.
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@AnthonyTeasdale @terrystuckshop @GreggsOfficial On the basis that Ginger Pig charge harder than a wounded rhino I’d have to say Greggs > Ginger Pig.
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@bfcgpg Thank you. Congrats on having your own ground, great owners and a strategy. Will massively miss Griffin Park.
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@BenSmyth_ @supertri_ @Lixsanyee I’m perfectly chipper thanks. The slowing down? The Poundland Ronaldo celebration for clout? I can accept he’s elite and also think he’s a 🔔 🔚.
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@Jaack @StuntPegg YouTube pundit = the definition of an oxymoron. She’s alright. She’s actually pretty good. But a fan, irrespective of gender is a fan. Not a pundit.
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@AngryBilic Numbers as positions. Eg Bellingham can be a 6 an 8 or a 10. So he’s a midfielder then yeah?.
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@AnthonyTeasdale It’s been so great. Truthfully the only really hard games have been Seville, Lyon, AZ Alkmaar and Fiorentina. But tbh Brighton and Villa have seen it’s not as easy as it would seem to be. Die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
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@Jruddy31 @eugene_gaughan Not seen this much clutching at straws since I saw a scarecrow having a 🤌.
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@willcarling @brianmoore666 Imagine if you two had communicated so clearly and actively in the 1991 World Cup Final. We’d have won that day.
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@heidisaint @tom_wainwright Well that’s took the jam out of my doughnut. To be honest I know, I love your stuff and how you faced it like an absolute warrior. A really fucking funny warrior.
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@OFalafel Why have giraffes got a long neck? Because their head is long way away from their body?.
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