GUVNA B
@GuvnaB
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I don’t know Margaret but she just stopped me in the street and said “I’ve seen what’s going on and it’s not right. You should feel safe in this country and I want you to know I’m not racist.” You might think how can I possibly make a difference? She did in her own little way.
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Shout out the random guy who overheard me teaching my son the wrong thing. This is why I can never home school.
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This DMX prayer hit hard when I first heard it and still hits hard today 🕊
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I promise you no footballer has made me laugh out loud as much as Lucas Paqueta. Look how fast he’s running. Look at Wharton’s face 😭
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After convo’s I’ve had this week on racism, here’s a ticket inspector doing his job and a passenger responding by asking if he has a passport. Sharing this because my friend in the vid gives a good example on how to stand up for what’s right even if it doesn’t concern you.
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Pep is a scary guy. Bro sold Jesus and Zinchenko to his title rivals for moments like this.
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If Maupay tweets I think Everton fans will fly to Marseille tonight.
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My son just asked to go to the zoo and I’m just thinking, it’s kinda wild that there’s one in central London init? Bro there’s a giraffe in Zone 1 right now watching someone get a parking ticket for being on a double yellow.
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I’m genuinely amazed by people that fall asleep on the tube and automatically wake up at their stop. Elite level Londoners.
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A big brand mocking a man who’s probably devastated for retweets. Companies with a social media strategy like this should also reveal the name and image of their social media manager.
.@Sanchooo10 we'll still fly you somewhere 😘.
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Then he said don’t worry cos the Americans made the same mistake when they bought the bridge and had to dump it in Arizona. I wanna sit with this don everyday.
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This video gets me every time man 🤣.@MicahRichards losing it, @alanshearer not knowing what to do, @GaryLineker not being able to hold it in 😂😭 This deserves a BAFTA
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Kante is that don in school that just wants to keep his head down and do his work but everyone loves him too much to leave him in peace 😂😂😂
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One of my worst nightmares is someone calling me because they can see me from across the road or something, and them watching me ignore their call.
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Yo @MarcusRashford @Sanchooo10 @BukayoSaka87 you all did us proud. Hold your head high and come back stronger 🖤.
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Drove to IKEA and as we’re about to walk in my son has a meltdown because he wants to get on bus that’s just pulled up outside. Always said I’d be a no-nonsense parent so I’ll leave you to guess how that went for him. Anyway, do any of you know where the 486 ends up?.
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Also sorry to all my international friends I’ve shown around London. I’m in big trouble.
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Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. Galatians 6:7 🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭.
Luis Suárez is devastated!. It was his penalty miss that has seen Peru through to the #CopaAmerica Semi Final! 💪
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Why did I choose to watch such a stressful game with my mum. 25 minutes in and she’s asking me what colour England are wearing.
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These man doing WhatsApp banter for the post-match interview. Azpi gonna run up in the away changing room 😭
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The other day I asked my 4 year old how much he thought a croissant was and he said 50 degrees. Today I asked how much do you think I love you and he said 15 years old. Just checked the nursery invoice and it’s not matching up.
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Munya’s getting lazy man. Its been like 3 hours and 48 minutes since the start of the working day in the UK. That success sure does go to your head.
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The beard still doesn’t connect but she’s still here. True love. Happy anniversary B 💘5️⃣🔒
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Rodri what? 😂😂😂 United so bad they got Peter Drury speaking patois.
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Btw i put my AirPods in when she saw David Beckham in the stands and asked why he didn’t come on and take the pen.
Why did I choose to watch such a stressful game with my mum. 25 minutes in and she’s asking me what colour England are wearing.
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In 2010 I was in a bar watching Ghana v Uruguay and at full-time the whole place was full of pain, anger, tears and frustration. In the corner of my eye I saw one of my Nigerian friends. He looked me dead in eye and burst out laughing. Ivory Coast don’t let me down.
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Live on @SkyNews earlier. Think the presenter got a bit confused 🤦🏾♂️ FYI “It takes a village to raise a child” is an African proverb that means that an entire community of people must interact with children for those children to experience and grow in a safe & healthy environment.
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Right then 😂 Wednesday I did a freestyle on @SkySportsNews about @WestHam as a joke. By Thursday it’s everywhere and you lot tell me to release it. It’s Friday and here it is ⚒️.All proceeds go to the little legend @islasfight 🖤. Stream and buy here: .
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Watching Eastenders and Mum’s just asked where Grant is. Whole family sigh in frustration and annoyance. One more comment from her and it’s kicking off I reckon.
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Lyon is such a picturesque and peaceful city and then you randomly hear someone shout Irons in a thick East London accent. Match made in heaven.
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We’re getting slapped up by Cape Verde. One of their players got called up via LinkedIn. No banter.
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Rest in peace Richard Okorogheye. God bless your soul and give strength to all who love you.
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Saka said Jesus wasn’t on the pitch but we could still feel his presence. I don’t even think he knows which Jesus he’s talking about.
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Since my Dad passed away, a couple of his friends have treated me like I’m their own son. Almost like they’re responsible for me now. If you have friends that are really down for you, never take that for granted because true friendship is a special thing.
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That would have banged if Boris brought out Skepta to perform Shutdown.
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Bro said he needs to find some seasoning asap so taking him to the best Ghanaian spot in East. Bout to order the whole menu at Kate’s in Plaistow 🇬🇭
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Replacing “Why is this happening to me?” with “What is this teaching me?” is a game changer.
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A song about @WestHam is currently number 1 on iTunes. The debate is over. We are massive. @islasfight 🖤🖤🖤
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Quick story. I was raised on an estate in Newham, East London. My two favourite MCs from the area were Ghetts and Kano. Today, a song I recorded featuring Ghetts, opens up the final season of Top Boy, a show starring Kano. The End. @topboynetflix
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If you have a car, go for a drive in this London sun with the windows down and blast Last Last by Burna Boy. It’s worth the £1.90 a litre.
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Bowen is too disrespected by England. This guy is clear of Madueke. He’s on a level with Saka.
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If Kudus bags against United next week I wanna see the whole team join him for the celebration
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Very gassed to welcome my Ghanaian brother to West Ham and I can’t believe the response to this announce. This season we are cooking 👨🏽🍳 @KudusMohammedGH …. ABONTEN 🇬🇭.
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This Carlos Alberto on Micah Richards segment took a bit of a turn 😩😩🤣🤣 @GaryLineker @MicahRichards @alanshearer
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London’s getting very expensive so been looking at free activities to do with the kids. Today we’re going on the Woolwich Ferry. Sold it to my toddler as a cruise and he’s buzzing.
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My mum’s coming to the Wizkid concert with me. She doesn’t even come to my shows. Wizkid FC is truly powerful.
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12 year old boy stabbed tonight in Newham. Can never allow ourselves to become desensitised to news like this. It should never ever be normal.
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Everyone’s got a friend that’s ready to back it with no questions asked. My nephew told me to prove i know the Tooth Fairy. Called my boy and said yo Tooth Fairy. My boy paused for 5 seconds & said ‘So who’s been a good little boy or girl then. I’ll come over tomorrow morning’ 😂.
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Harry Kane needs to leave and go to a big team like Barca, PSG or West Ham.
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Ian Wright is so so important. I feel like we won’t fully appreciate how intelligently and skilfully he’s navigated and used his platform till later on down the line.
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Just went to book Center Parks cos I wanna save money and not go abroad plus a few parents at the school gate have recommended it. Bruv it’s more expensive than an all inclusive to Portugal. I’m in disbelief.
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Also a bit weird to give him an MBE for trying to feed hungry children and then the government voting against what he got his MBE for 😂.
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Big substitutions from Deschamps when needed. Southgate would’ve brought on Grealish at 90+1.
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Car got broken into today and laptop stolen but my wife just sent me a video of my son taking his first steps and i don’t even care that much about the laptop anymore. Even on the worst days there’s a blessing to count 🙏🏾.
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He’s not called Ederson or Alisson so they won’t talk about it but here’s the save of the season.
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Watch the game, you don't see Edson Alvarez. Watch Edson Alvarez, you see the whole game. El Machin.
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Tyler is 6 ft 27 talking bout we’re all brothers after a guy badded up his girl?.
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She’s not on Twitter but I’ve shown her your messages. Also the guy did get up and apologise. Whether it was out of embarrassment or guilt who knows, but hopefully won’t say anything like that again. Imagine all the times something like that’s happened and no ones spoken up.
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Drawing 3-3 with 5 minutes to go and you bring on Henderson rather than Toney or Abraham? Wow.
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In the doghouse ‘cos in my West Ham excitement I forgot say me and my wife released a children’s book today. It’s called Where Grandad Lives. Hope this story helps families process grief and have more conversations about those they have loved and lost 🖤 .
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My guy Kudus stopped at 85 minutes and thought ‘bruv, this is Burnley man.”.
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A man was asked, ‘What did you gain by regularly praying to God?’. The man replied, “Sometimes nothing, but let me tell you what I lost: Anger, ego, greed, insecurity, anxious thoughts, and fear.” Sometimes, the answer to our prayers is not gaining, but losing; which is the gain.
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I cringe a little whenever an Arsenal fan tweets about how Declan Rice is worth every penny after they’ve spent years calling him overrated. And then they sing that random song they’ve introduced to give the illusion of history and culture and I cringe even more.
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We bought on a striker for a striker and both of them scored. Am I really watching West Ham?.
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78 - Goal: West Ham 3-0, Morrison.
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Promised I wouldn’t talk about him again but if we sign Lingard today I’m gonna Deliveroo 9 people Nando’s tonight. That’s how many goals he scored for us last season.
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Kanye West is leading a Gospel music set at Coachella and killing it. I like where music is heading.
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Paqueta is the funniest baller ever I keep telling you. Last kick of the game and you want Antonio to try and control your samba scoop? He’s from South London not São Paulo.
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Ezra Isaac Nii-Boye Borquaye 🇬🇭🇬🇧 - Thank you Jesus for this incredible blessing.
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Rest in perfect peace special girl. Such a legacy. Sending love, prayers and strength 🖤.
It is with the heaviest of broken hearts that we must announce Isla gained her angel wings early hours of this morning, it was very peaceful and surrounded by the continued love of Nicola, Michael & Millie 💔💔God bless our brave Isla.
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@GuvnaB I’ve never had a bad word to say about Declan Rice always rated him he’s a quality we got him for a bargain and he’s going on my top when I get it for Christmas.
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Right, we were only messing about with the lil rap ting on Sky Sports but after reading your messages, I’ll be putting out a studio version of the song shortly and donating all proceeds to @islasfight 🖤⚒️.
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The day you plant the seed is not the day you see the fruit. Be patient.
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“We were playing against 12 men. 14 with the two lino’s”. Antonio skipped media training and I absolutely love it.
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If your heart is still beating, you're here for a reason. Proper random thing to tweet but I really feel like someone needs to hear that. If that's you, keep your head up and keep going.
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