Vivien Jastrzebski
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Tip tapper of words on pages. Former teacher of spec and pilot to SUNY undergrads. Borscht enthusiast.
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After 12 years I just worked my last shift as a barista. Tomorrow is my first day as a showrunner’s assistant 😭😭😭😭
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@MilanOodiah
@JackPosobiec
@MillerStream
magine being mad that a Korean native is speaking in....Korean.
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@natallman
Then your mindset should be one of basic respect since you are an outsider. Shitting on a minor request gives me the ick- there are lots of colors you can still wear. Weddings costs a fortune to plan and execute. Either come with grace or decline the invite.
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@3YearLetterman
@taylorswift13
Imagine being a grown man and taking the time to write up this "joke" all for the incredibly boring emotional punchline of trying to tear down a successful female artist that has more talent in her pinky than you have in your entire body.
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@fearlessswifty9
@TristanTulle
@Linda_Swiftie
@taylorswift13
Trying to silence sexual assault victims is another one. The list goes on and on. Please stop watching Fox News.
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@AbsolutelyDisg4
@eclecticbrotha
She literally has tens of millions of dollars, she’s not speaking out for money. It’s called just wanting to speak out.
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@elaina_jay
@anicacoela
@MaraWilson
...I can’t stop reading over this wildly varied list. I want a camera to follow her.
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@natallman
Serious question: what if it was reversed and they asked the guests to only wear a certain color a la Solange Knowles’ awesome wedding photo? I like guiding your guests to fulfill a vision they might have: if you love these people you abide and are excited for them?
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Pros and cons to getting a puppy just five weeks after moving to LA but mostly pros!!! Everyone meet George:
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@JaimePrimak
Dude is savvy af, adventurous af, as is the older woman living her best life on her terms. Wow wow do I love them ✨✨✨
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@AbsolutelyDisg4
@eclecticbrotha
She just finished the U.S leg of her tour after she took all their money, that’s what makes the timing so great 🤣
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I swear to god I’m going to be lowered into my grave, then halfway down I’ll be asked for a verification code sent to my email.
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Has anyone successfully petitioned for a refund on a submission to
@austinfilmfest
? Just got my notes: it’s clear they didn’t read past three pages. Shoutout to the reader constantly mentioning the dead body in my script when that “body” is fully alive 😂
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MY FATHER IN LAW JUST SENT ME A THANK YOU CARD RESPONDING TO MY THANK YOU CARD. I AM AT WAR.
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Happy Thanksgiving mostly to Jlo and Ben Affleck!!!!!🍂🍁🦃
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Thinking of my happy place right now which is anywhere I would be when finding out the impeachment process has began
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@LeilaSalesBooks
@lindsaygoldwert
I also got custom made business cards that I was fantasizing about slipping to people after having a wonderful chat with someone in a coffee shop, in a park etc. 😭😭
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Trump telling Mexico "they'll pay for the wall, they don't know it yet" = me in high school when I found the perfect prom dress. Sorry mom.
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@Dumily_Chambers
@BrandyLJensen
WHAT. I’m…shaking with rage I have never been nor is something this perfect accessible to me.
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@SqueeekyEmerly
@JennKaytin
Also someone who throws themselves in offbeat indie films and broadway after scoring the franchise of a lifetime has a lot to prove - and I applaud that. 🤣
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I am beside myself at making the elusive QF cut for
@ScriptPipeline
’s TV writing contest. My co-writer
@paul_travisano
and I battled tons of setbacks this year including job losses and a heartbreaking cross-country move. Thank you to whoever read and championed our crazy script.
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No deal, but all I can think is THANK YOU to the WGA negotiating committee. I swear I feel their ironclad strength fighting like hell for all writers, and future union members alike (like me!) I am so grateful for their tenacity.
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@briansantamaria
@ira
Beyond angry at Hannity's face/politics etc but I have firsthand knowledge that he is incredibly kind to servers and tips them 100% all the time. This is including bills in the thousands. I'm upset that I know this, but this is also known as "hush money."
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Took my dog George for the first time to picket today and then a deal is reached. Coincidence I think not! Big hug to all the friends I made along the way.
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@andylassner
Yes. I know someone who sees them all the time, and I got some new neighbors that moved into a house belonging to my beloved neighbors that died. One of the new tenants sees the deceased neighbor in the garden “all the time” which makes sense since it was her favorite place.
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Once I figure out what the CDC wants from me, it’s over for you bitches.
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@bebibabbi
@jennyhan
Seriously we cannot take any more of these pure feelings of awe and happiness!!!
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@Redpainter1
@LoganMurphy1
yep yep all of this but I’m actually more concerned with the utter despair behind her eyes?!
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Wherever you fall on the worthiness of contests I think we can agree that writers supporting writers is awesome.
@JasonGruich
paid for my entry into Script Pipeline last year, and I didn’t place. I’m a stranger to him, but he wanted to help out. That’s the community at its best.
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Cat’s out of the bag! I owe Eric my first born son! (Seriously forever indebted to his kindness and generosity that he is majorly downplaying).
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@natallman
Their vision is clear: people/family in the inner circle wear pastel pinks and greens and guests don’t. I personally find it really basic and boring (ew that the groom is wear sage) but it’s what they want
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Warning to any writers who are applying to a job at Pocket FM the company is notorious for shady work practices and hiring protocols. A job listing was posted on a closed Facebook group and comments are piling up about how they take advantage of hungry writers.
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@Bill_ee_O
@AdultishAlyssa
@amandaknox
Yes exactly she shouldn’t air her trauma, she really shouldn’t be on social media at all, she should be a complete recluse even though her life was altered by the event. 🙄Two tragedies can exist simultaneously. Let’s not censor Amanda’s life she has been through enough.
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@blockshapedhead
@Eugene_Scott
Nah she’s good, she doesn’t need any more money and she knows it. Her documentary explained the reasons why she was quiet about politics in her early 20s. Her song lyrics have always displayed her true moral compass but people weren’t paying attention. Anyway,
#BlackLivesMatter
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On top of Bob Odenkirk being *gestures to everything wonderful about him* he was a regular at my coffee shop, once telling me he was checking out a recommended neighborhood restaurant in Brooklyn. I went soon after and it became my favorite dining secret. Get better Bob!!!
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@clhubes
Amazing. 10 out of 10. This is using anxiety in proactive ways to your advantage 🤌🤌🤌
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@Nina_Metz
@MediumSizeMeech
So now we’re “controlling people” when you request guests to not match the bridal party? 😂
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Had the most amazing time at
#AFF30
then a stranger named Trish with pretty hair bought my pricey BBQ lunch at an Austin airport bar before I flew back to LA. Go off Texas!
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@cashdrewz
@Katie_Krause
@whatheswift
She wasn't allowed to buy them back, her only choice was to "earn" back her records one by one, every time she turned in a new one, she would be able to buy back the masters for one of them. Aka more manipulation and control from men at the top.
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@ElHombrePerdio
@CNNOpinion
@DCampoamor
What makes her situation different is that for most of her songs she is the sole writer and she is the reason for her old record companies success- she is their most successful artist. She can afford her masters, she just wasn’t allowed to buy them back.
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@andruwne
@moonchild99er
@bigheadedbitch8
@EvanCudworth
@Quid_Pro_Joe00
@rei_da_selfie
@ben_made_new
@MilanOodiah
@JackPosobiec
@MillerStream
Yes double down on your hurt feelings about them calling English spineless instead of focusing on the larger issues like racism and bigotry in the context of an awards show that can reflect hope and inspiration against those things and DID last night.
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In this glorious time of vindication for writers, I want to share my mini victory against a TV writer’s OTHER nemesis— the flawed bureaucracy of the writing contest.
How a not-so-small infraction and injustice truly incensed me, and how my perseverance to fight it paid off. 🧵:
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@jerryleewilson
@JenAshleyWright
@kibblesmith
.....this is incredible. I’m all for male bonding rituals like throwing the football around (insert whatever physical activity) but a dad putting cooking lessons as a priority is next level. I really love this.
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@susanorlean
RBG and Susan Orlean are now at the top of my list for women we must protect at all costs. Delight after delightful tweet.
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Hi
@paul_travisano
you’re at work now and can’t check your phone but our script is a quarterfinalist for
@Stage32
’s tv comedy contest. Got an email alert while chopping capers for my favorite bean salad. Good day!
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@ohyeahpaulchin
Not sure if you've read the details but she was offered a new contract that would allow her to buy back her records one by one for every new one she handed in. Aka more manipulation and control from people at the top, wouldn't you agree that's fucked up?
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Just a screenwriter going to extremes to find the catharsis in Act 2 B
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Life comes at you fast, one day I’m celebrating my pilot placing in the top 1% of
@ScriptPipeline
entries, the next I’m raging against the mafia-esque return policies of
@davidsbridals
that I was deliberately misled about. Humbling! 😂😂😂
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Only in LA do you exchange numbers with strangers whilst getting in your car and their first text alerts you of a dog surfing competition that is coming up.
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@Dumily_Chambers
@BrandyLJensen
So this place is literally the answer to all my problems. Can someone interview the owner of this home away from home venture?
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Per Greta Gerwig’s reveal on WTF pod today that she made a proof of concept short for Barbie which she presented to execs on zoom: RELEASE THE VIDEO!!!💞👄👙💓
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FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA from my little GQ family to yours.
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@dblanch100
@DanaSchwartzzz
Omg this needs to happen...it will. If Star Wars could be a series then so can HP. Imagine all the nerd writers who love the series and could do it justice (throwing myself into this camp.)
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Manifesting an unsubscribe button to get me out of my mom’s daily forwards of gospel reflection emails 😭😭😭
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@jahnanair
@natallman
Like others have pointed out it’s very helpful for the photographer to know who is family and who is in the bridal party or a groomsmen.
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@thunderxstorm07
@evanrosskatz
Excuse meeee not at all similar Taylor has broken an astonishing amount of records and is a writer and director.
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Lots of talk about bad eggs in Hollywood masquerading as saints etc, so I just want to highlight that as I tiptoe around the industry gates,
@smickable
has gone above and beyond in showing support to this green writer (me) behind closed doors. I have to believe goodness prevails.
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So proud of my guy, and what a generous shout out from one of the kindest. Love me writer on writer love.
Hey, here's one of those
#SpecScriptShoutOut
dealies -- looking at you,
@paul_travisano
, for your pitch perfect Rick & Morty spec. One of the best specs I've ever read. If anyone is looking for a delightfully hilarious & clever writer, Paul is your dude.
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Call me old fashioned, but hearing Viva Las Vegas screamed in what sounded like frog-coyote does not get me wet.
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@CHERRYRATT
@siriusclaw
Other people have pointed out that she has always amplified POC voices on her feed, and not just when it’s been trendy. At the very least, there are more important matters than whether or not her post was too late.
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@ezekiel11
@basicspice
@Variety
Taylor stated that she would only be allowed to by the albums back one by one for every new album she gave them. Aka more manipulation and control. If this happens to someone at her level what is happening to others? Heartbreaking.
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@reynoldsgareth
@MikeRoyce
@uhaul
My friend used uhaul a few months ago to move cross country and 80% of their stuff got water damage. 80%!!!!!!!!!
@UHaul_Cares
didn’t give a fuckkkkkk. Thank you for this thread, totally agree with the North Korean comparison of it being a facade of a brand. Empty promises.
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@johnzaozirny
I have gotten so excited when I’ve seen new threads posted by you because I know you never hold back. They have been so detailed - that takes a lot of work to do. A big THANK YOU for that work even if it means you need to take a hiatus. Big hug.
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@ScriptPipeline
@SPMJM
8. MONTHS later I was told I could re-submit a script to AFF at no cost. Damn right! This year it placed in the second round. SO I’ll be at Austin to celebrate my coup and stuff my face with bbq. Who else is joining? I didn’t solve world peace but I stood up for myself. End 🧵
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@theashleyray
Would it helpful to know over a decade I went on a bus tour of Chris Gethard’s life in New Jersey (an alt comedian who had a following at UCB) and Manyzoukas was on said bus as a fan himself and he was DELIGHTFUL.
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@ScriptPipeline
One of my favorite mentors said about acting “it takes YEARS to be simple” and I think it applies to writing too. I think about this all the time.
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Pre-wga writers considering to picket this week, FYI the waters are warm!
@mrstevenkane
and others instantly welcomed me at the Fox lot last Friday.
@WGAWest
members/writers are such a special bunch, the solidarity is palpable. 💪💪
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I swear to god Yates must have woken up, had a bowl of cereal this morning, and said "Tricks aren't for kids motherfuckers"
#sallyyates
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3. I was very very pleased when my pilot scored in the top 1% percentile with
@ScriptPipeline
. I got a lovely personal email from
@SPMJM
praising my comedic voice. I had a great experience with the team there. Yay! I felt so seen - the writer’s dream.
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@Nau4Nau
@megh_wright
....I’m equally confused. Hasn’t he talked about writing on snl with extreme detail on podcasts???
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Is Gen Z aware of these absolute savages? -a nostalgic Millennial
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@jack_msw
@natallman
Sorry not sure what your point is re: photos? A huge part of all weddings are the photos as well as the gathering of friends and family, this is a given.
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Told my husband that The Holdovers is $19.99 to rent and he asked if I could just rewatch Sideways instead 😂😭
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The closest I will get to polyamory is texting both my husband and my Twitter husband to pity-like underperforming tweets of mine.
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The rumors are true: if you move to LA the likelihood of you getting a puppy AND puppysitting another writer’s puppy are high.
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@michelledhatt
Could you also add to the list no “pet names” particularly ones that imply the woman is a young child?? Gives me no pleasure to say this happened to me on an indie set, I wanted to call him out but I didn’t want to add bad vibes to a difficult shoot.
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My Roman Empire, the patron saints of over-thinking.
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@Jess3Livermore
@KingNerdKuma
I have agreed to a lot of stupid and inappropriate shit when I was trying to save a doomed, unhealthy relationship. Women notoriously bend to the needs of men and sometimes only know better in hindsight. Fame might have been a factor, but it’s not the whole story, clearly.
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I spent how much money on makeup in my 20s?? Instead of opening up a Roth IRA???!!
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@BiasedGirl
She wasn’t given the option - she could have crowdsourced the funds in a heartbeat. Men in power controlling the narrative of female artists. A real bummer.
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