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Vulture Authority featured in
@TheMancUK
And as promised, we’re milking it forever
Muchas Gracias
@DannehJones
for writing it
Full video available on our YT ⬇️
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Joseph Stalin’s to do list:
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Just discovered it’s possible to bet on yellow cards in the Isthmian league
10 year ban for one yellow card spot fixing
Paqueta has FOUR
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For fascist morons, Sadiq Khan is simultaneously Batman - he has the power to stop every act of violence in London but chooses not to - yet at the same time he has no authority to stop a London (where he is the mayor) building putting some lights up.
Cretins.
The Shard in London, lit up to support England in the Euros.
Surely Sadiq Khan will have a meltdown when he sees this? 😂🏴🏴🏴🏴
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🚨 NEW SINGLE 🚨
🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨
💘 VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE 💘
GO WATCH IT, LINKS ⬇️
THANK YOU DJ FITZY
@_andrewkerr_
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Viva Torpedo Tameside
If every football league club only recruited players the same way as Athletic Bilbao and sign players born within the their local region (same county or city area), which club would have the best starting XI?
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I'm finding the Andy Murray farewell at Wimbledon surprisingly moving.
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🟢 BRAIN CELL SUICIDE 🔴
🔴 (F**K TORY BRITAIN) 🟢
Our Debut Single Out Now!
Spotify:
Apple:
Soundcloud:
Full Video On Our YouTube Channel:
Like, subscribe & all that, please 💚❤️
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First 7 seconds of every Vulture Authority song henceforth sorted from close personal friend of the band
@kevinbridges86
sorted.
Eternal gratitude to
@JamieHComedy
for the inexplicable continued allowance of us blemishing his otherwise stellar career
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Leffe 6’4 powerhouse up top
Yer Pravha’s & Yer Cruzcampo’s for flair
Xavi & Iniesta backed by Roy Keane
Fabio Grosso & Cafu at full backs
Balkan murderer pairing CBs
Thibaut Artois between the sticks
Will be accepting no reviews / pub bore “Tadcaster” shouts. Thank you.
i have the sudden urge to put beers into a realistic football XI and explain why
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SING! SING!
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Arctic Monkeys debut album cover star looks UNRECOGNISABLE in new photo:
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🚨 BET BORROW STEAL 🚨
MUSIC VIDEO OUT RIGHT NOW
QUITE POSSIBLY OUR DAFTEST YET
GO WATCH IT PLEASE 🖇️⬇️
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We now go live to Ed Davey who’s pilled out of his tree at The Other Stage
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Lee Anderson getting up on karaoke after a few pints
It's a Love Train.
Last night I was out with supporters for a few drinks and a dance.
Yes I had a few too many but so what.
We want our country back 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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RIGHT. NEW YEAR & THAT
Planning to be a lot more frequent (annoying) on the auld social media, so starting the first of many grand schemes:
DAY 1 of get
@MicahRichards
to show Roy Keane Vulture Authority SMASH HIT Joy Keane Challenge starts NOW 🇮🇪
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For the low low price of £1 get early access to Doctor Catford’s music video debut, now LIVE on
If 13 years of Tory rule has left you too skint for this expenditure, get over to & subscribe so ya don’t miss it!
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Most bands wouldn’t use an expertly researched 4 fold with excellent VALUE as an album announcement, but we’re not most bands. They’re all cowards & shite.
SUPERYACHTS FOR EVERYONE
OUT 20/09/2024
25 MINT TUNES - INCLUDING
🇸🇲 SAN MARINO 🇸🇲
VIVA LA VULTRAS E LA SERENISSIMA
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This is getting tedious already
DAY 3 of the crusade to Make
@MicahRichards
show Roy Keane our song Joy Keane
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Forgot to tweet this before but THE RETURN of The Good Names For Bands List is now available to the non-quid-paying-pleb-public
Go get it watched
@JamieHComedy
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GRAND NATIONAL DAY
ITS BET BORROW STEAL TIME
WHEN THE FUN STOPS, LUMP ON
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Telesales. Seemingly the only job that exists in 21st century capitalism. Fucking years of it.
Wrote a song about it. Listen to it so we don’t have to do it anymore.
What experience in the workplace radicalized you?
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If you thought our music videos were low effort:
The new music video for “Grace” is an AI-assisted deepfake of the original
@coldplay
“Yellow” video directed by James Frost and Alex Smith.
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Birkenhead (A)? Completed it mate.
Good minutes in the legs there, see yas all
@LionsDenMcr
(H) next Saturday, 7pm kickoff
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NEW SINGLE OUT RIGHT NOW
SUNSET OVER ENGLAND
GET IT STREAMED N WATCHED
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Here’s a song WE - Vulture Authority - have just written, hope you enjoy OUR ORIGINAL MATERIAL, by us.
Thank you to our record label for signing off on it!
@scruffoftheneck
!!!
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Happy Birthday to friend of the band, the Uma Thurman to our Quentin Tarantino -
@JamieHComedy
Wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity to make it all about us on yer special day so please share this video of Last Orders an all while yer at it. Cheers.
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Back by absolutely no demand
@hwgreenroompod
(forgot to get
@DTSLynch
take a photo so got some random lad do it in the pub & did VA gangsign the wrong way around)
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Our genius lyrics have prevented Harry Kane from winning a trophy
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THE FOOTBALL MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW:
Starring:
@theoldzealand
, Dr Catford,
@JamesAllen27
,
@TomKeegan3
,
@ChristovShaun
,
@nathanhood95
,
@CallumOakley
,
@deancoughlin_
,
@jonhulton
,
@JamieHComedy
,
@fionnviteza
,
@tomnestorcomic
,
@theglassskies
, Peter Drury & MORE
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Finally getting round to sticking photos from our gig at Shipping Forecast a few weeks back, get over to our instagram
@vultureauthority
if ya want MORE
Come see us live, get in amongst it
The Vulture Flies, Burkina Faso Forever 💚❤️🇧🇫
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A severe case of brain damage, and then he fell off the bonfire as well
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THE GRAND NATIONAL BEGINS
ITS BET BORROW STEAL TIME
WHEN THE FUN STOPS, LUMP ON
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🟢 LAST ORDERS 🔴
New song from our Debut EP, out now! Get yerselves on it:
Watch the full video here:
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Day 82. Good Friday.
To celebrate, wear an Easter Lily & listen to yer new favourite rebel song JOY KEANE 🇮🇪
What dya reckon lad?
@GerryAdamsSF
Show it Roy an all boys if ya get chance
@gnev2
@Carra23
@MicahRichards
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How surprising all the little careerist weasels who work in parliament are Nazi sympathisers
🚨 NEW: Parliament’s staff have been told to stop asking Nigel Farage for selfies
[
@GuidoFawkes
]
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🚨 THE GOOD NAMES FOR BANDS LIST IS BACK BABY 🚨
Not one, not two, THREE new episode available right now on our Patreon for only £1. A QUID! 🔗⬇️
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Day 53. Deport all fascists, keep the immigrants.
Oh and show Roy Keane our song Joy Keane, tell him we’d love to go battering blueshirts with him an all 💚
@GNev2
@Carra23
@MicahRichards
Will never instinctually loathe a group of people more than Irish fascists. Let’s send all the Irish who’ve emigrated home to Ireland shall we?
Thickest cunts on a planet full of thick cunts
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🇬🇪 TBILISI 🇬🇪
Our new single out everywhere NOW, so go get it streamed NOW!
Spotify:
Apple:
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All time RAMMER, never seen the music video before though & it’s great to know Punk Rock Royalty™️ put just as little effort into em as we do.
Let’s all dance on Kissinger’s grave
Released 44 years ago
Holiday in Cambodia, the second single by Dead Kennedys
#punkrockhistory
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“You heard that new MGK song? What a tune that is, lyrics are so deep as well!”
Machine Gun Kelly has released new single Don't Let Me Go!
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🟢 PESCARA DIPENDENZA 🔴
New video out now on the auld YouTube:
Get it watched, subscribed & listen to all our other shite if ya don’t mind
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Our new extremely serious film review series CAMERA & SICKLE is out right now on our YouTube.
Starting with an OSCARS SPECIAL, within which we slag off Saltburn which isn’t even nominated for anything.
Get on it right now.
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Travis’ first draft
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RIGHT 🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Here’s yer track list for our 2nd album
🛳️ SUPERYACHTS FOR EVERYONE 🛳️
Coming out 20th September 2024
TWENTY FIVE songs, nice one for upstaging us on that by the way
@taylorswift13
There’s got to be somet ye like in here, surely. Christ.
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Come see us live on Saturday 2nd December
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Euros Ready ✅🍋
Sunset Over England, the unofficial euros anthem is out Thursday 6th June at 9pm, gerrit presaved to yer Spotify ⬇️
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Spending Saturday morning sticking it to grindset telesales managers on TikTok out of pure spite, this is what workers fought & won the weekend for
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VULTURE AUTHORITY’S BET BORROW STEAL BONANZA
Combining a cynical marketing ploy for our song Bet Borrow Steal with Euros gambling.
We could win our financial freedom.
We could lose every single time.
If it wins, lump on
Loses, start again
First up: Kimmich card, pissing in.
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Day 4 of Get
@MicahRichards
to show Roy Keane our song Joy Keane challenge.
Lost the will to come up with a caption at this point
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Over 2000 streams on Telesales Blues in 6 days.
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
MASSIVE
DO NOT STOP LISTENING TO IT
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🎉🇮🇪 ANNOUNCEMENT 🇮🇪🎉
JOY KEANE
OUT FRIDAY 25th AUGUST
Ya can presave our newest IRAnthem to yer Spotify so ya don’t miss it as it takes its place in the pantheon of Rebel Songs here:
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Day 49 AND 50. No marketing technique has yet won us a record deal so why should we adhere to yer man made
Structure of temporality, fuck you.
Show Roy Keane Joy Keane please
@GNev2
@MicahRichards
@Carra23
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We’re back over 200 monthly shaggers on Spotify, it is now YOUR responsibility to make sure it never dips below that again.
Tell everyone you know, and in fact, everyone ya don’t to listen to Vulture Authority.
Nice one.
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Bet Borrow SHOP
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🚨COME WATCH US LIVE-RPOOL🚨
Get down to The Shipping Forecast on Friday 26th January, we’re playing live with loads of other mint bands
Ticket link in bio & replies
VIVA LA VULTRAS 💚❤️
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🟢 LOW SKILLED WORK 🔴
Our Debut Album Out Today!
Give it a listen if ya wouldn’t mind
Apple:
Spotify:
YouTube:
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There’s a slight chance we may have over leveraged our portfolio if Modric doesn’t score here
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The major announcement:
NEW: Biden expected to make major announcement about his future soon after RNC concludes
Senior Dems also looking at what a new ticket leading with Harris could look like
The Hill's
@alexanderbolton
@amieparnes
report:
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Day 55-56 (forgot cos had a new song - Formula Zero - out yesterday) we’re trying get Roy Keane to listen to our song Joy Keane.
Oh we don’t get an article just cos we wish death upon royalty?
@TheMancUK
pathetic.
Show Roy
@GNev2
@Carra23
@MicahRichards
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Day 36, thought we’d forgot didn’t ya. Well you’d be correct.
Show Roy Keane our song Joy Keane. Or don’t. Really not arsed anymore.
@GNev2
@Carra23
@MicahRichards
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Day 65. Too distracted for a witty caption.
Show JOY KEANE to Roy please
@GNev2
@Carra23
@MicahRichards
Not backed a winner in the first race of Cheltenham since 2019, before I had the vaccine. Makes you think.
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Day 48. Joy Keane - a rebel song for all the family!
Please show it Roy
@GNev2
@MicahRichards
@Carra23
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Day 21 & 22, forgot didn’t we.
Show Roy Keane our song Joy Keane please
@GNev2
@MicahRichards
Also we’re playing LIVE in LIVERPOOL tomorrow night Fri 26th Jan @ The Shipping Forecast
COME ON DOWN
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Superb name for a band
A breed of “turbocharged superpigs” is raising hell on the Canadian prairies. What could happen when they move south? 👇
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The Inside Story of
@fionnviteza
’s Greatest Discovery
The 🐐 Himself, Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
Go & watch how
@Boro
ignored the finest scout report they’ll ever receive for half a decade:
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Episode 2 of The Good Names For Bands List™️ is now LIVE on
Please go watch & subscribe to it 💚❤️
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YER FUCKIN MA
ACHINGLY CLOSE to 100 streams on Spotify on the first day, just listen to it a load of times please, for yer grandad - there’s a good lad
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Just remembered we’ve a new song out at midnight - SKINT.
Do the world’s most organised band a favour & presave it to yer Spotify, link ⬇️
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Oi we’re playing LIVE at the mighty Glaston-BURY on Bank Holiday Monday 26th August.
Come join us down in the finest Mancunian suburb 💚❤️
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If 12+ of ya fancy taking us to the promised land on instagram, that would be most appreciated.
We’re
@vultureauthority
over there.
Be nice if we could be on here an all but Musk is too busy retweeting white supremacist propaganda to extended username length 🐀
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Oi.
We’ve a new song out at midnight
FORMULA ZERO
Presave it to yer Spotify please so we can please the algorithm overlords ⬇️
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Episode 1 of The Good Names For Bands List is now LIVE!
Go get involved in the nonsense
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SKINT our new tune, out right now.
Go listen to it, all yer 🔗s below ⬇️
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Day 71.
I think about the past few weeks, oh will they say we failed? (to get Joy Keane to 1000 streams on Spotify by St Patrick’s Day - yes they will)
But we’re very close so go listen to it & most importantly show it Roy
@GNev2
@Carra23
@MicahRichards
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🚨 CALLING ALL SCOUSERS 🚨
Get yerselves down to The Shipping Forecast on Friday 26th January & come see us
There’s loads of CLASS acts on as well so get yerself a ticket, 🔗 in replies ⬇️
THE VULTURE FLIES 🦅💚❤️
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RIGHT. ANNOUNCEMENTS. OH AYE.
We’ve TWO new tunes coming very soon that you simply must presave to yer Spotify’s.
1) VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE out 14th Feb, obviously.
2) FORMULA ZERO out 1st March.
Links below. Presave em. Please.
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THE FOOTBALL IS BACK
Celebrate by streaming & watching with the auld links in bio the full video to Vulture Authority’s Sound Of The Summer: THE FOOTBALL
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