Jonny
@TiredGamerJonny
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Joined August 2024
Skyrim is ass and you all fell for the greatest gaming scam of all time.
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@ChuchuMcB00gie @Pirat_Nation With good reason, too. He didn't just wake up like that one, he was fooled by the gods and made to do their bidding unknowingly, his only option but the end was literally to kill them all and then himself.
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@Extralongdokkan The drip, but also Saiyan culture and heritage. He is one of two of the last remaining Saiyans, and beyond that he's legit royalty. Imagine asking a king to stop wearing his crown.
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@Creetosis22 @Uncommon_Sensey Not only that, the agents who responded were not dressed as agents and didn't identify themselves. As far as the 14 year old they murdered knew, some randos simply trespassed on their property and killed their family dog.
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@BecomingCritter 2 and 4 are pretty reasonable, it's not cope to acknowledge reality. 1 and 3 are pure cope tho, I know autistic ass mfers with girlfriends cause they were goofy.
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@eueueueuue12687 @DBPerfectShots Dumb shit? I don't know, man, being upset that some random bumpkin can not only keep up with you, but outclass you directly while you spent the last several decades doing nothing pushing yourself to the break point would be very demoralizing. Unless this is bait, then fuck you.
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@LocalBateman And if you complain about the suspicious 'skill' of everyone you're up against? "Just get better bro I swear bro we don't have cheaters bro just try harder bro I promise it's not cheaters bro".
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@memeticsisyphus "If God real why bad thing" free will. That's it. If we're not free to commit evil we are also not free to worship God, which makes the worship pointless. The fact there's an option is what makes it important. God doesn't react evil, we do. Char limit + \|/
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@snailsandbugsss As I like to say, he does it solely for the love of the game. No reasons needed, just loves doing it.
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@CursedMario If unclimbable hills were not meant to be climbed, why would they have CLIMBABLE in their name? Checkmate, Miyamoto.
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@TheRealQuenny If a 5'3 'Spartan' runs up on me I'm picking that fucker up by the shoulders and holding him in the air. What can he even do? Flap his midget legs?.
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@PKiradel @ThorLawyer This is apparently consistent with the comics. Doom is genuinely just that guy but falters because of his narcissistic rage against Reed.
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@ReviewsPossum It feels sexual and perverted, as if he's hiding those aspects through more 'innocent' descriptives, and what makes it even worse is that the character in question is supposedly underage.
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@Ya_Boyo @hayasaka_aryan Yes. 'Keep Your Rifle By Your Side' was the other song, pretty good. Basically about shooting UN blue helmets lmao.
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@GreenTextRepost Yeah, note page 1 which reads "We've been poking the huge mutated thing with even more limbs and a fucked up eye with a cattle prod for two weeks now" and note page 2 found thirty minutes later which simply reads "it escaped :(". Grade A franchise, unbeatable 10\10.
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@GalacticAhab @Creetosis22 @Uncommon_Sensey >"Entrapment is good actually!".>"Child sex crimes and gun crimes are morally the same!". Nah
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@lowgradef @DuggyArt Unironically yes. I've met them and their entire life outside work or school is to get high\drunk\otherwise inebriated, fuck like rabbits, bitch about the inevitable hangover when they overdo it.
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@ShitpostGate Remember, ALWAYS pick up the random when they get knocked. It's simply the courteous thing to do.
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@DocStrangelove2 Not believing in Santa is where I draw the line. You can dislike eggnog, for as blasphemous as that is, but to not believe in Santa? You should be lynched for such a thing. Despicable people.
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@___frye John 20:3-4. John(?) more or less says he best Peter in a foot race to Jesus' tomb, which I always found funny that we now know Peter was a slow runner because John beasted on him and put it in Holy Scripture.
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@RanciedadTotal @ReviewsPossum Lil more complicated than just being 'rotten milk', brother. A better example would be alcohol, it's fermented grain or berries, but even then it's still not as simple as letting them rot for a week or two then drinking the juices.
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@MeanSpiritMemes @ShitpostRock Homeboy got filtered by the first Hollow at the start of DS1 lmao.
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@becomingcry @apoolhallace He did what he had to in order to survive, then he did a bunch of other stuff cause he felt like it (as would I).
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@Pirat_Nation "9S would not do that" said by some random executive to THE LITERAL FUCKING CREATOR OF 9S.
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@dragonflyranch5 @MayakoKitsune @DocStrangelove2 Isn't Okinawa where they send the more 'troublesome' folks as well? Or is that another location I'm thinking of?.
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@LukeBwalter @gunalbum I was going to go with Glock, but you just radicalized me to the Beretta.
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@FoxfordComics Ethnic food made by white people is phenomenal. I would know, I work in an ethnic restaurant and all my food is delicious.
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@LordZhang72 @ShitpostGate He got a shitty knock off who tries to hard to be funny and entertaining to do all the anime dishes on his channel, he hasn't been good in years
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@ReviewsPossum @jayjjalen So they honest to God thought it was a good design? Holy shit, the amount of crack they were smoking must've been legendary.
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@kernArtist @RealOmegaShenny Wasn't GLaDOS' design based on that Japanese rope bondage stuff?.
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@ChibiReviews @knicksStan123 That's the biggest mistake you can make, doing what they want. Don't apologize for anyone or for yourself. These people want you prostrated and under their heel, don't give in to any of their ridiculous demands for any reason.
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@lemonjuiceman @lexierinova @ShitpostGate I think this is referencing that God told Adam to spread the idea to not eat the forbidden fruit and Adam failed to do so, while also allowing Eve to eat the fruit and ignoring the warnings because Eve ate it. Eve wasn't supposed to eat it, but Adam failed his job of protecting.
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@Botted_Likes What a ridiculous question. Of course I can build a house! Will it be up to code? Will it have a proper foundation? Will it be properly taxed (lol)? Will I be able to afford the materials and tool cost? No to all of that. But it's a house, and I'll live in it for 70 years.
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@OldInternetFeel Brother, I don't see a single Irish child in these photos, all I see are foreigners who should be deported along with their fathers and mothers.
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@ShitpostRock What happened to the (good) power fantasy genre? The most recent ones off the top my head would be the last two God Of War games and Prototype 2. It seems to have turned forgettable for being too easy or just not good in general.
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@SCHIZO_FREQ A bunch of South Americans did this at my last job, me and my friend bailed out and now they can't hardly do what's necessary to keep it running.
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@Bradley_1999 @reddit_lies That's because it is. Except those 1-1,000,000 niche communities that are genuinely informative and useful.
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@litteralyme0 2018? Not far back enough. That's where shit went from 'slightly downhill' to 'fucking nosedive'. Go to 2016, that era was amazing.
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@TheFarRightSide Good Lord, she reminds me of a manager at the last place I worked. Short as hell, always fucking us over, shit talking me to the boss. Horrible person, if I ever have a short woman as a manager again I'm simply putting in my two weeks, that's shit fucking SUCKED.
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@hayasaka_aryan My man Hank was done dirty, his only crime was being the hero in the villain's story.
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@ShitpostGate Whey is just milk protein, is it not? Literally the purest protein we can reasonably get en mass.
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@MicrowaveHyena @TimothyNerozzi It's pretty great when used with characters like Rorschach though.
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@CryptoPale @DocStrangelove2 Yeah, but I also don't want my tools to get all scratched and marred to shit after a week of light use.
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@Icantbeliev23 Gonna be honest, you gotta respect the hustle at that point. I doubt they're even mad at your comment, they're just doing it for the love of the game at that point.
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@shitpostben Nah, first you cook them, then you slather a lil BBQ sauce thinned with water over them, cook them a lil more, shake and slather, repeat until you're satisfied. Nothing better, turns bad nuggets amazing.
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@truth_enjoyer Actual great advice. When I stopped caring what others thought of me and started working out regularly, my mental state improved significantly. Everyone I know who did similar all had the same or similar results.
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@TheCheeseMan96 @cirsova From everything I've seen, yeah, apparently hating child molesters and mass murder means you're a far-right Nazi or some shit. Insane times we're living in.
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@bladeloress1 @AnimeSerbia @Realslimshiesty No clue, didn't watch the video yet. Maybe watching the video will tell us?.
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@sebn3 @Spectrathegame >sees some of the coolest sci-fi art available.>"Doofy shit".>tells game dev "Learn to code". Nah, take the L and move on
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@NEV3R7 The more clips of him I see the more I wish I could talk that same unhinged level of shit.
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@hydromerchant @dragonflyranch5 @MayakoKitsune @DocStrangelove2 Damn, someone fucking lied to me. On the internet no less. On the reputable source known as iFunny even. How could this happen.
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@Pirat_Nation Wild how so many people here used the site but missed the section saying it's a joke and to not take it seriously.
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@uncledoomer Weed smells like skunk ass. The fact I smell it in the Walmart parking lot if reason enough for me to want it made illegal again, why the fuck are you high at Walmart? Are your dopamine receptors that fried you can't spend five minutes sober in Walmart?.
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@Backup_B0B Brother, David is fucking dead. Adam blew his head open, he's not in Mikoshi, he's in Heaven.
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@NightmareFoxxyy @MojoboJomo Bullshit. There's also Splinter Cell and Dishonored. Ghost Recon depending on your style and what game you play, Hitman, TLOU, Prey (2017), Batman Arkham series (at least partially). Assassin's Creed (before Origins).
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@JoeAlderman11 @ShitpostGate Her only good scene imo. Her sister was infinitely more annoying and her screaming at her was so great.
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@ReviewsPossum One of my brothers is like this, it's because they (anti-gun people) are mentally underdeveloped. Not like downs or anything, just flat out no full cognitive function, a very simplistic worldview to a point of being naive and childish, and running purely from emotion.
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@TheArbiterUSA @DAKKADAKKA1 No it doesn't. The reason he has several different safe houses and hides out in an abandoned building when in the city is specifically because of his actions, it's never portrayed positively except maybe when he lashes out at realizing the betrayal and death of Brad.
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@_154831 @reimufascism Neely died of a drug overdose after police arrived, the officers refused to even touch Neely because they didn't want to risk catching an STD but if I'm not mistaken they still performed chest compressions after a few minutes. Even then, Neely deserved it.
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@ShitpostGate 30 minutes of sleep after a total of 12 hours for the whole week just to go and work a double on said 30 minutes will have you feeling things not on this list. Not good things, but things.
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@hayasaka_aryan Imagine simping for the government and mega corps who are in bed with the government. Couldn't be me.
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@SilliBilli421 @wokehammerLs Nostalgia. I shit you not it's entirely just fucking nostalgia. Every good thing I've heard about it boils down to "I played when I was young and put zero critical thought into it afterwards".
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@GreenTextRepost They're going to use it in the back with a picture of Anon's face taped to it.
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@WeaponsVault I know I'll sound like a fudd, but irons. A red dot is just another part to fail in critical situations and costs extra money while making it harder to conceal. Just not worth it most of the time imo.
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@LibertyCappy Hard times create strong slav > strong slav create hard time > Hard times create strong slav > strong slav create hard time > Hard times create strong slav > strong slav create hard time > Hard times create strong slav > strong slav create hard time > Hard times create strong sla.
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