@fatpussyhex
@K___Mia
In the late 70’s or early 80’s my great-great grandmother wandered out the house…my aunt found her at a house with some Bloods…they found her wandering and took care of her!
@HeronChe
UJ: “What are you doing here, brotha?
Dude: “I just came to check on her and say hello…I only like Black women!”
UJ: “You sure about that? We have your texts to her…you ask her if she’s “ever had BBC before?”
Dude: “BBC is a burger spot by me!”
UJ:
@SupremeDreams_1
Man had a gun to his head and took a random flyer from his back pocket and came up with a business proposal too good to pass up on the spot!
@MrMarcus260
Colonized by The Spanish, The Americans, The Japanese and subjected to racism!
Everyone has an auntie or mom that’s a nurse!
They just like us!
I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to “watch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. “You don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”
@lmZelly
@Jai_Not_Nice
It’s not even completely about that…she literally added garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne, paprika, and Black pepper…then added Cajun and Creole seasoning…that’s like mixing yellow and red paint to get orange then opening two other tubes of orange paint
@DougRussell
@EuphoriTori
My mother taught me a lesson about the racism she experienced growing up when she was bussed to white schools…the crux of it was that people who have nothing going for them in life but that little privilege cuz of identity begin to meltdown when that is no longer unique to them!
@BreezyJacks
Some dude called my grandmother pretending to be and saying I was in Jail and needed $5,000 for bail…my grandmother said “you’re not my grandson, because everyone knows if any of my kids or grandkids went to jail I’m the last person they would want to find out!” And hung up!
@Cpl_Dont_Know
1%ers fascinate me…cuz it’s like…are they criminal orgs or not cuz you constantly hear about all of these crimes and biker wars…but then on the flip side their club houses have signs and they do toy drives and fundraiser for charity!
@PrettyDee1032
Someone’s auntie on Facebook is somewhere typing a paragraph as to why this isn’t his fault and why women need to take responsibility for their actions
@AMGBOYAD1
@RobIsRandomAF_6
In fact…it can be argued he was dancin like that cuz he knew 1. Nobody could laugh at him and 2. Nobody could beat his ass!
@karlogan_
@chrisb3ll
A Buddy comedy that goes in depth about racism, mass incarceration, injustice, miscegenation, American cultural divides, and the unbeeakable bonds men form in the midst of hardship
@engxl
@itskaylasimone_
I called the number once and put on a fake deep voice…it didn’t work…and my credit card number being 37 also indicated to them I was 6
@thePoWer_RangeR
@kaymtay
People conflate investing with flipping…everyone just knows that if they got $2 million in a year it’ll be $10 million because they’re only knowledge of growing money comes from scammers
@BBGreatMoments
If you ever needed a reason to hate racism…racism deprived the Major Leagues of Satchel Paige through ages 21-41…he went 125-82 after debuting at 32…there is an alternate reality where satchel Paige has 400 wins and 7-8 World Series titles