DadDontKnow
@Cpl_Dont_Know
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Dad, veteran, avid gamer, scotch drinker. BGen Francis X Hummel's nephew.
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This world is more beautiful with you in it. Your life is as important as anyone else's. You deserve love, happiness, safety, and to be who you are.
I love you.
You're never alone.
US Suicide Crisis Line:
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Veterans press 1
Chat available
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Here you go, dipshit.
@Cpl_Dont_Know
@DougDoodberg
Wow, you pulled up pictures of military shit. Stolen Valor isn’t cool bro.
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I don't want to wade into politics heavily, that's not my thing on here. But my dead friends aren't your fucking campaigning tool. It's bad enough you all promise to 'take care of vets' but never do, but to use the most sacred piece of land in this country for a prop is gross af.
Vance: It is amazing to me that you have, apparently, somebody at Arlington cemetery, some staff member had a little disagreement with somebody and the media has turned this into a national news story.
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Cheers to the woman at the ER with the brain bleed who, after being told she was being airlifted to a better equipped hospital, told the doctor 'I'm not getting no $100k bill for a helicopter, I'll drive myself or let me die.'
Take a bow, US healthcare.
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@CorySomething
I honestly thought about doing it like that, but I was afraid it would be illegible lmao
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This is an assassination attempt. Who the fuck let her on an osprey.
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I don't beat my chest in a patriotic way often, and I certainly don't give the French credit for a damn thing, but goddamn.
Vive le France and God Bless America
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I've done this in a '93 Grand Cherokee with bald tires and broken 4WD at 35 miles an hour while packing a bowl.
People laugh at me, till they find out what my Cybertruck can really do
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@DougDoodberg
@DonCulo94
Even if that was his statement, I'll say this slowly for you. It. Doesn't. Belong. At. Arlington. National. Cemetery.
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@DonCulo94
So you're saying one person using other military servicemembers' sacrifices for political purposes is ok, as long as it wasn't a lie? But standing on their graves and using them to make a political statement is ok?
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@kcfirth
@DonCulo94
@DougDoodberg
Oh no, an officer who probably writes his own BSMs asked if I'm mad, bro.
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Don't be this stupid. I beg you.
@Cpl_Dont_Know
@DougDoodberg
Please show me where it says “it’s illegal for Donald J. Trump to go to Arlington.” Especially when he gets asked to come by a family.
I’ve been there. Multiple times and for funerals. Nobody ever checked to make sure I had a “valid reason” for being there.
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In August of 05, my best friend and I went to the beach with a case of IBC cream soda. He didn't finish his, and said we would when he came back from Iraq. He never did. I'm still saving his soda. 18 years, Danimal. I'll never let this go.
What is the weird thing you saved from the military?
When I went to the north pole on ICEX 2004 I wanted to save some of the ice. The only thing I found was an empty Heinz57 bottle.
I filled it up and stored it in the freezer. Still have it frozen to this day.
#Submarines
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'Fuck it, I've had a good run' is literally most of my generations health insurance.
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I know I'm an old, but I still don't get how some dudes think calling a married guy 'simp' is an insult. Like, yeah, I am madly in love with my wife and like doing things that make her happy. It's why I asked her to marry me.
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In one of life's fun ironies, only one man in this picture currently has a criminal conviction on his record.
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The hospital staff told her that if she had insurance they couldn't charge her more than $1000 so she made them all sign a statement saying that. We're gone so I don't know how it'll pan out, but I wish her the best.
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Super nice guy in my neighborhood, always wears long sleeves or a hoodie. Talked about bikes before. Ended up behind him on the main drag today. Learned something new about him...
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Even if the helicopter is only $1000, what is she looking at for not one, but 2 hospital visits, one requiring a neurosurgeon and I'm sure a decent recovery time in the hospital, followed by God knows? I'm acutely aware of medical debt, but even that blows my mind to think.
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- ooh sorry, the hospital you chose doesn't have an on site neurosurgeon.
Her -
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There is a scary amount of you with Dr or PhD in your names saying 'oh yeah lemme die too, fuck those costs' and that's the most horrifying part.
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Here's my self promotion:
Just be fucking nice to each other. Especially after reading through this thread and the depressing realities of our health system. Also, I'm your dad if you need one. Love you, proud of you, stay off the thermostat, go Giants.
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The name of this monument is not the 'Reconciliation Monument.' It's literally called the Confederate Memorial, and it pays homage only to the confederacy and has actual depictions of enslaved people on it. No, history is not being rewritten. They still lost the Civil War.
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Happy Birthday to the US Coast Guard who, let's be real here, still remains the 2nd coolest military organization in this country. Army ain't got shit on this.
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I just want to say that I am *very* proud of this comeback.
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@halbritz
@morgan_rimmer
That's cool that the guy holding up the military command structure doesn't even know how the military command structure works. Everything is cool and good.
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For those in the comments of this hardcore as fuck picture claiming 'hrr hrr not in MY military', its NOT *YOUR* MILITARY, IT NEVER WAS. ITS *OUR* MILITARY AND IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH OUR MILITARY SHOWING ITS DIVERSITY IN GARRISON YOURE JUST AN ASSHOLE.
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How many likes for my uncle, BGen Hummel? 3 Purple Hearts, 2 Silver Stars, and the Congressional Medal of Honor. He got really, *really* into veterans advocacy after retirement.
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@blackedraven
My mom has worked in medical billing for 40 years and she has the darkest stories I've ever heard.
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@AlanBalutis
You're right. At least it's not a Boeing. Dodged one there.
Oh wait. OH NO. OH SHIT.
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There is more airpower on one US carrier than there is in a plurality of entire nations. One CSG carries enough firepower to match almost every nation's navy. Russia can't conquer the 14th military in the world because they use US arms. Lip gloss and a strut doesn't stop that.
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@Celcius_222
I think they tried charging me $100 for Tylenol last ER visit for me. It's fine.
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Found out one of my boys at the gas station around the corner was a fucking DOCTOR in Egypt, but his licenses don't transfer because University of Cairo isn't real or something and he spent all his money on coming here in the first place.
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Seriously, if you were a Marine this is the funniest fucking thing you will ever read.
@LCpl_X
The panel where he breaks the rifle in half, smashes the dude across the face and says 'semper fi, bitch.' I would give my parents for that scene on film.
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To me, this has always been the picture that epitomizes what being a Marine actually is. 1stSgt Kasal used his body to shield a wounded PFC Nicoll from the enemy during a firefight in a house in Fallujah, 2004. After suffering 7 wounds from an AK and 40+ shrapnel wounds from a
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@DonCulo94
@DougDoodberg
Didn't say it's illegal to go there. I said it's wrong to make a political speech there. And here's the regulation you're too lazy or dumb to look up.
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So at the Pentagon they have paintings of random military shit all over the place. Tanks, jets, boats, etc. Some are good, some are terrible.
And then there's this:
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MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN LOCATED AND MY WIFE IS IN HER WAY TO PICK HER UP. I CANNOT THANK YOU ALL ENOUGH
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I'll be honest. I like talking about the services. I don't like talking about my service. I don't like posting my medals. I came home. Others didn't. Their memory means more to me than stories from 20 years ago when I used to be cool and pieces of tin. But FUCK that guy.
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I talk a lot about Bismarck (since I'm building one), but I want to take a second to take about the one she sank, HMS Hood. The picture depicts her complement of 1418 sailors who served aboard her. For 20 years after her construction, she was the largest warship on earth and
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A 6 cylinder 2002 Dodge Dakota in 2wd with no weight in the bed and cheap tires would be doing 30mph.
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Hey,
@Galiziendeutsch
, why DM this? Is it because you're a drükeberger who is too scared to publicly post it? Nah, I'm sure you're really not a coward. Good luck with your master race.
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PS, that's the *cleanest* back patch and rocker I've ever seen. Dude is meticulous.
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Well. My son wanted to have a talk with me last night. I love him for who he is, I will support him, and I will always encourage him to be himself. The fact he wanted to talk to me first means everything. But also, I am so glad I got to live this amazing dad joke.🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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Today I am thankful for my uncle, BGen Francis X Hummel who gave his life in support of making sure veterans recieve the compensation they deserve. Give him one.
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This is breathtaking. But none will ever hold a candle to PFC Speranza, with a tear in his eye, the ghosts of comrades past, and the warmth of comrades present.
[ 🇫🇷 FRANCE ]
🔸 « Blood on the Risers », chant militaire des parachutistes américains de la Seconde Guerre mondiale, a été entonné par le Chœur de l'Armée française lors de la cérémonie international du 80e anniversaire du Débarquement de Normandie.
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9 months, no internet, unlimited food.
Yes or No?
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'BUT HOW CAN THEY FIGHT OFF A 6'4" 240LB PERSON TRYING TO END THEIR SHIT?!?!'
Exhibit A: 5'6" and 160lbs soaking wet wearing sweats
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The only people who care about 'body counts' are people with either no body count, or those who pump twice and say 'was it good for you?'
This woman wants you excruciatingly bad
but her body count is 72
wyd
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@VikingRobVWO
I grew up around them. Always treated me well. But I also learned what happens if you disrespect them. So I'm just nice to everyone lol.
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My grandfather wrote literal poetry to my grandmother minutes after a firefight in WW2, and now guys sending dick pics and 'wyd?' texts at 10am and you're trying to mock the simp who's married? Losers.
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All yall coming in here to breathe heavy and 'akshually it's the safest by flight hours' nerd the joke to death:
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Why did you block me
@steazy666
? Didn't you want an answer, or are you just a wimp who runs?
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Fellas, is it gay to be in love with a self made billionaire woman who's adorable and loves you back so completely she fucks her sleep up to fly all over Al Gore's America and watch you play and be completely into you career to the point she opens herself to national ridicule?
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Remember like a week or so ago when a bunch of people got big mad because an indigenous major had feathers in his hair to honor his fallen? Those same people are now arguing a totenkopf patch on a helmet isn't a big deal.
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I washed my wife's hair in the sink last night at 2330 because she didn't feel like doing a whole shower. We had a lot of laughs over it, and it was a fun bonding experience. Then I got to touch her butt. Simp me up, sucka.
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I will never not be mad that we didn't build at least one Montana class battleship.
Like, look at this sexy fucking boat. 63,000 long ton displacement, 12 (yes, fucking twelve) 16" guns, and 921' of fuck you and everything around you.
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Good morning!
Do you know what single word will make a submariner's blood run cold?
Thresher.
The USS Thresher was a fast attack nuclear sub commissioned in Aug of 1961. Her purpose was to hunt and destroy Russian subs, and she was good at it. Faster, quieter, and deeper than
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There was a doc I watched years ago about the Battle of Iwo Jima and in it one of the old time Marines said 'I don't mourn the enemy I killed. I mourn the life he could've had if we were never enemies.' and ngl, I think about that shit a lot.
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Good morning. Did you know that ships sometimes... just break apart?
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@RealAnglero
That's great you tried to contribute to the conversation. Proud of you for stepping out of you element. Next time you'll do better.
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I can't describe what this made me feel exactly, but boy does it make me feel.
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So far the weirdest part of going viral is the DMs offering.... favors.... from random both men and women. And I'm flattered af, really super flattered. But uhhhh.... again, I'm Dad, not daddy. The pictures were cool, and thanks, but uhhhhhhhhh....... yeah.
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The difference in tone between HBOs two WW2 shows still amazes me.
Band of Brothers: we were normal men doing extraordinary things, we became a Company of Heroes. We fought the good fight.
The Pacific: 47,000 people died for 1.8sq miles of dirt. War is stupid and pointless.
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@DonCulo94
@KoalaSalesman
@DougDoodberg
No one said that you illiterate moron. Please take a reading comprehension class.
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'I'm an army combat vet. I make light of other servicemembers mental health.'
The fucking clowns keep coming.
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An M1A2 weighs roughly ~71-73 tons with turret composite armor roughly 900mm thick and hull armor 700mm thick. This is such an absurd way to try to stop a tank that even russia hasn't attempted it. Shooting paint balls at the optics is marginally more effective.
In case anyone was wondering how a bunch of backwater rednecks in Appalachia could defeat the US government, here is a helpful illustration.
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Update: this is the Cpls wife. Rich had a heart attack last night and went into cardiac arrest on his way to the hospital. Thankfully he was revived and is currently in ICU. He is currently alert and making bad jokes. If you pray, please keep our family in your thoughts.
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Not gonna lie, I'm really tired of hearing stories of heroic but dead ~20 year olds. My entire adult life has been these stories. I just want to hear about these women and men growing old and having families.
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So like, maybe if America's enemies stop absurdly lying about their capabilities, America will stop absurdly spending to exceed those imaginary capabilities.
'Our tank armor actually gets penetrated by rifle rounds.'
'Oh. We made a rocket that goes through 30' of armor. Oops.'
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Hello, holy fuck, the 1000 new ones of you. I'm Dad. I normally talk about boats, post some unhinged shit that makes you go 'ugh' and am occasionally funny. I just ask you to be kind to each other, here and irl, but stomp any asshole who thinks they are better than you.
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Imma keep it real with you. No National Guard unit that hasn't been federally activated and given the federal toys and money to be on par with active duty units has *ever* impressed the active duty US military.
Just spoke with a U.S. Army officer stationed on the border
- his orders to patrol this month haven’t been renewed due to the SecDef being AWOL and rippling down the command
- Texas military has displayed the pinnacle of professionalism and integrity, impressing US military
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Some dude at my hotel is screaming 'THIS IS THE FIRST STEP BEFORE THEY SURRENDER TO CHINA AND PUT US IN SEX SLAVE CAMPS' at his wife on the balcony and dude... what?
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I used to love getting drunk at VFWs because it was old dudes talking of duty and a devotion to something bigger than you. Now it's guys with 'office furniture' BSMs and Punisher skulls opining about how what the Republic really needs is authoritarianism and less compassion.
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