@mitosismoses
The โI knew itโ thoughtโฆ and the verbal โaw shitโฆโ or โ..yupโ following before getting up and overall bolting to the bathroom..
@blackvalleygurl
Iโll never forget this scenerio I walked into: How somebody who barely pushin 6-7 got a black eye? A BLACK. EYE. Because they โsquirmedโ too much while getting whooped with a belt? I used to squirm and at least my face was UNtouched. Miss me with that bullshit. Please.
@Ralph_King1
When she said: โgreat now the president is interrupting my marriage proposalโ
I- ๐คฆ๐พ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ the hurt I felt for her... poor Trevor
@simply_lay_
@expectopatr0n
Can you imagine the judge sentencing you, and then hearing โI didnโt wanna be here and represent YOU anywayโ .. be sittin in the chair and turn to her like โEX-CUSE me?โ
@key_chaotic
โฆthe amount of runs Iโd consider to be off key and overall cringe is literally majority of the song.. they shouldโve just put Whitneyโs version on the com and had a cute little set up with the flags or something..
@BornAKang
Itโs how mans already knew before everyone else didโฆ because honestly, I expected divorce or something at least.. NOT A MURDER ๐ญ๐ค๐พ
@themellosmooth
Not yall making me hungry all of a sudden... I shouldโve never opened this thread..... but you had me at โMexican foodโ so.. ๐
@fuccjesus
Remember sitting down somewhere drunk off my ass from 2 Apple four lokos and a shot of Jamaican rum.. and I barely finished the 2nd can bro.. canโt recall where I was, but I know I sat there probably lookin just like this...
@moosechildd
Pardon? Canceling because of your PERSONAL PREFERENCES?? Hold on.. SHE also wants to be ACCOMMODATED with half the deposit, because she doesnโt like what you prefer???.. Girl no, thatโs some trailer park ass shit. I hope you gave her NOTHING.
@trestiffany11
I might get my southern card revoked chile.. but depending on where I get it from/who makes itโฆ. Yes.. yes it is too sweet๐๐ญ๐ญ
@jaefineass
*sigh* I absolutely love doing that.. the change in tone within the moans.... *HEAVY SIGH* I might have to fly this woman back out here and just email her the details later..
@HardBristle
Itโs truly the creativity for me๐ because how you come up with the thought to put those two different, yet similar topics together? Itโs hilarious ๐ฉ๐ญ๐ญ