Fredpool
@TheRealFredpool
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The merc with a beak. ⚔ I'm aware that I'm a parody account. Are you aware that I'm a parody account? If not, you need to retcon into someone less stupid.
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Hi, I'm Fredpool.
Not to be confused with this
#shithead
:
@FREDPOOL
.
Way to stay on top of your inactivity policy,
@twitter
.
#priorities
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@ven0ph
@CaveJohnson_AL
@echothedog_
@yeezytrollinod
@dinosaurs1969
You're right. Bro dropped Fat Man and Little Boy on your ass then napalmed you just because he felt like it.
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@yotesluvr
I speak for all of us when I say they'd still get swept in the 1st round despite having no competition
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@Wisco_Wolverine
@notaaccount00
@suretone_
@WomenPostingLs
It's not cool to bother his parents to open their wallets on his behalf like that. They suffer enough as it is.
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@WaylonB39
@MakeItWayne151
@uppittynegress
@ciadoma24
Not as fast as your wife does whenever she's with her boyfriend
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@mastertaker316
@cmvenus_
@patricktheheel
@chests
Lil bro acting like his hard drives aren't highly sus 😭
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@fredwardsays
@IANdrewDiceClay
Rob Black isn't going to let you give him the reach around, calm down
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@kodaabebee
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If they ran up on you it would be because they'd think you were a lost starving child
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@Erik_Is_Generic
@ShitpostGate
We don't take too kindly to yee yee ass haircuts around these here parts.
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@Ult1mateMan
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She's not going to let you carry those bags under her eyes lil bro
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@Vorgon6
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It's been an hour. Are you still punching air because you fell for it?
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Difference is that they can still go, unlike Oldberg and the existence of your upper lip. lmao
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It's right there in her name, lil bro
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@BasedHogDipper
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Probably the funny hotel room chair like usual
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@AntianoMad
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@BadMedicalTakes
Maybe if those soft spots on yours are taken into account
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@ringsidenews_
They broke into your house while you were passed out from another drunken bender on Christmas 2022?
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@CEOofX
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At least until you match on your secret but not surprising Grindr account.
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Kinda weird calling his loli body pillow his girlfriend but sure.
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