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Blessed by the gods and gifted with the sword. None shall pose a threat to the weak as long as I stand.
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Slay the most vile of humanity's enemies. From worst down until I swing my last.
You discover an enchanted sword that slays any foe in one swing. However, for each foe slain - you lose a year of your life. What do you do? ☠️
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Imagine how cool that rock would look if I shoved holy magic into it.
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If it is to protect a town or any other innocents, then full plate armor. However if I decide to challenge one for fun I wear no armor.
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A townsperson in distress (My Fiancé) came to me in a panic and pleaded with me to kill a foul beast (spider) that was lurking in her abode (bedroom). I went to equip my holy gauntlets (winter gloves) and ran (walked) to the reported location and killed the beast ( I smushed it).
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@driestwatwr
I hate to inform you that the size or shape does not make them slutty, but the actions you make with them.
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@DevotionOath
Well, a sword wound is painful and usually in the heat of battle. So adrenaline is usually keeping you in a state where thou would not be nervous. But a hand hold attacks the heart.
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@FighterPosting
I'm afraid that what you are asking for is as rare as a vampire strolling around during the day with no protection from the sun.
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A quick reminder to all adventures. While it may be true that goblins can be a threat, not all are hostile. Always check your targets so that you may never kill when unnecessary.
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@PostingRogue
@wizardsextape
Dear wizard, have greater restoration prepared if you'd like me to cast it.
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Over 100 of you now. A bit worrisome that a good number of you are evil. But I am happy to have you all regardless.
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@DevotionOath
@Styrlingelf
I already tried telling her. Only once did the lady actually cover her vitals properly.
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It concerns me the lack of guards in the medical ward. Not that there need to be many, but it is shocking how easy it is to get in. Thieves ignore this please.
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As thanks for my service I was gifted a sword. It is dull and has some rust. But with the help of a Smith she should be in working condition again.
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Heavy is your mom.
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I've been in a deadly battle upon this very beast.
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CLERICS, PALADINS, AND ALCHEMIST JOIN FORCES AND CURE THIS LAD!!
the goblin has a cold and I am going to goblin kill myself
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A common problem among paladins and clerics alike.
ALL I DID WAS SAY “BLESS YOU” WHEN THE SKELETONS SNEEZED
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Smash. My hammer hasn't gotten much use lately and yearns for fiendish blood.
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*loads crossbow with vials of Holly water "moons cursed"
Take Notice: there be a gibbering, animate mass of limbs and flesh currently near the town square. It he preaching the rise of the Eldritch Moon. The town guard recommends thou findest a different route home and to ignore its instructions to stare at the moon.
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An odd container for a potion. But I suppose the quality should be the same.
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Ah, glad yo see my grandfather is still doing well.
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This is happening in a town just a days away. Someone please help me kill this...... thing.
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Even the strongest of us fall. We require our faithful allies to pick us up so we may fight again.
THOU ART A FULL GROWN ADULT WHY DOTH THOU REQUIRE “UPPIES”
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Water is the best drink. Keeps the body running. And can even be weaponized when blessed.
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If thou have a name for thy weapon, do share it. My longsword carries the name Twain.
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Went to visit an old abandoned fortress. So many petrified beings. I shudder to think what happened here.
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I shall be writing my own spell book. But instead of spells, it shall be filled with sword fighting techniques.
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As an expert on cursed items, do not sit on that chair.
"Come on bro, sit on me. Just sit on me bro, it'll be normal. I'm just a normal chair bro, please... I need to... feel you" - this chair
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Don't compare yourself to others. Instead, compare yourself to who you were yesterday.
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I also have an orb that I ponder like the wizards do. But instead of divination magic, it's just super blessed and glows gold, so I look at it like a moth looking at a lamp.
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Please send help, a curse (tummy ache) has befallen me and I cannot rest!
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I fear no man. But this? It terrifies me.
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Fighting to stop the world's death.....
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I do believe it is.
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I offer protection to any who would sit in seat 4. Though I may be hindered by the fact thou would be behind me.
Pray tell, what if thou were on a 20 hour ferry trip to Tantras. Where wouldst thou sit?
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That's my uncle William.
Can’t fucking stand this guy. Always guarding the entrance to the fields. I want to go frolick but they won’t fucking let me
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A small fiend is trying to break into thy room. I hear a wail and scratching on the other side of the door. I prepare to capture it.
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@EvilHighLichKin
Would you like to join the side of good? You could be called Good High Lich King.
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I have been asked who would win in a fight. Me or
@DevotionOath
. The answer is neither. We would join hands and fight together.
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I've been going to the monks' dojo for some time now and have learned the spinning jump kick. I may put my sword down for my next few adventures.
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Do take some time to help your mind heal. I recommend looking at the clouds. From outdoors preferably, but if the weather prevents thee, inside is fine.
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I tremble at the thought of how big they would be if they were a full orc.
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This is I, couples counseling is much easier when it is known there are no lies in the room.
PALADIN WHO ALWAYS STOCKS ZONE OF TRUTH IN CASE NEED ARISES FOR AN EMOTIONAL CONFESSION
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Where I post from btw.
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I would make a training arena and allow myself and aspiring warriors to practice.
If you could summon Skeletons at will, what would be their first task? 🩻
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WELL DONE MY SOLDIERS!
my evil tower collapsed I'm homeless and so are my evil minions
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I CAST REVEAL SPELLING ERROR!!!
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Next chance you get, I recommend looking at the sunset or sunrise. It may seem insignificant thinking about it. But seeing the sun does some good for your soul.
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Recently learned about lists.
@ifiwasawyrm
, my sword is drawn, and I am not alone.
Also,
@SanTehWitch
, thank you for the invite. I will gladly join your gathering.
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I've been hearing a lot of young ones talk about Joe's mother. I fear what may have happened to her. I hope she is alright.
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Forgive my ignorance. Could someone tell me if it is socially acceptable to ride a centaur into battle? I think it would be quite effective.
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@_Ice_Lord_Real
I am often weary of them. But wait until crime is attempted or it is clear they be a threat.
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@BimbleWizard
I do not know what this "shota" is, nor will I look it up. However, I agree with Bimble, do not do those things.
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I will be teaching the cantrip "light" to those who need it for free during this time.
Since the sun is gone, the Evil Council of Evil is now selling torches
Celebrate the occasion with our two-for-one deal!
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Turns out my arc nemesis, who is way stronger than me, has been...... training me? I've been cutting through his soldiers of undead, but this whole time, he just wants me to get stronger. I do not understand the motives of the evil.
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Going off on a journey. For those of the faith pray for me. For those not, wish me luck.
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Found this sword shoved into a pedestal. It seemed to be an old set of ruins, so I decided to take it home and clean it up. Ti's a fine blade, but it sometimes glows at night, and I can't figure out why.
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230 followers! I thank you all! Apologies for not noticing.
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I am off on a journey to hell to kill demons. Hopefully, the poor souls that are trapped there can live easier afterwards.
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Name: Sir Amareth Githiryx
Height: 6
Star sign: ?
Nickname/s: Amareth
Age: 22
Siblings: None
Relationship status: Engaged
Crushing on: Fiancé
Pets: Psudodragon familiar
Fav season: Autumn
Fav color: White
Name: HIGH PALADIN OF ILLMATER
Height: 6'6
Star sign: The Steed
Nickname/s: Liege, Paladin, The Knight
Age: 20
Siblings: Nay
Relationship status: MARRIED TO THE JOB
Crushing on: Liegelord
Pets: NO PETS BUT A DOZEN SQUIRES
Fav season: Deep winter
Fav color: Moss green
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Blessed we are to have such delicious food easily accessible. Give thanks to those who make eating easy.
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Had a lad who was playing hide and seek ask me to cast locate person. I respect the cleverness but I belive that to be cheating.
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Everywhere I go evil finds me, but my sword is steady and my soul is strong. I will not falter.
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I must apologize. I was going to say, "Heavy is the weight upon my shoulders." However, it was late, and my thoughts devolved.
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If the bag can hold what I need for a manly journey, then it is manly enough.
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I have decided to go on a walk in these "infinite plains." Surely, the book will explain how to get there. Maybe I will call this, Plains-walking. As it seems more mystical than walking through a normal plains.
Most art the ravings of a madman. The "Book of infinite plains"? Clearly, there be more types of lands than just plains.
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I have received an arm injury while in sword practice. Nothing to be concerned with but puzzling how it makes my hand swell. I do not remember taking a blow to the hand.
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@GravelordPosts
@DevotionOath
I may not have the natural ability to walk on the ceiling, but I do have WIZARD FRIENDS!!
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@DevotionOath
Why not make a new word? Surly, your liegelord deserves the best, so create a new word that is the most flattering for them.
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@FighterPosting
The right to wear your kingdom's colors should be given to all who fight under a flag.
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I would fight for her.
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I have made my choice, I thank thee, sir Guard, for the idea.
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Maybe the rougue's are on to something. Daggers do some work.
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Tea is the best drink second do water. Such a fine and versatile drink should be shown more love. Gives you energy, let's you sleep better, hot, cold, sweet. The options never end.
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A shame truly. Perhaps we could create a temporary sun with magic and alchemy? Although I know nothing of the ladder.
The Paladin confirmed that it was a joke. The sun is NOT back.
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Being weaker than those around you is nothing to be ashamed of.
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Please do not do this. Let the dead have their rest.
@xspider90s
@TheKindPaladin
@NecromancerSwag
The one time I practiced reanimation was on ronald Reagan so I could poke his body full of sticks and then killed him so that when he went back to hell his soul was full of sticks
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As I have now breached 400 followers, I would like to ask for inspiration as to what I should do at 500. Please comment ideas. It would help me greatly.
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My son! Let your fury be known!
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Quite accurate. I did save that poor cat. No, I will not say if I needed to cast revivify or not.
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