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@DevotionOath
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YES I CAN CAST DIVINE SMITE. YES I LOVE MY LIEGELORD. NO I WILL NOT USE MY POWER FOR EVIL. THEY/THEM/SER/LIEGE — PFP BY THE NOBLE @cyb3rff0x 🇵🇸🍉
Castle Forthaight
Joined March 2024
WE MUST HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE HARM OF TROPHY HUNTING
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THIS IS HOW MY HEART BURNS FOR THEE BTW. IF THOU DOST EVEN CARE.
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WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE. WE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE.
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THIS IS CRAZY
IT WILL GET BETTER. IT WILL GET BETTER. IT WILL GET BETTER. IT WILL GET BETTER.
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DO CARE + DID ASK + OBSESSED WITH YOU + THY NAME IS WRIT UPON MY STEEL BLADE + I LIVE IN SERVICE OF THEE.
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I UNDERSTAND THOU ART “EEPY” BUT MILORD YE HATH A CASTLE TO RUN.
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VERY FITTING THAT TO BE SMITTEN COMES FROM THE WORD SMITE. THIS LOVE HATH STRUCK ME, SUNDERED ME, HATH LEFT ME BROKEN AND BEATEN ON THE FLOOR. I LOVETH THEE.
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QUEST ITEM….
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I WISH TO SPEND MY BONUS ACTION TELLING MY FRIENDS I LOVE THEM.
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WHENST I FUCKING GET THEE:.
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“may bygones be bygones” FALSE!!! DIVINE SMITE 🔥💥⚡️☀️✨⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⭐️⭐️🌟🌟🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥☄️💫💫✨✨✨🌞🌞🌞🌞⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️💀💀☠️☠️💀💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥⚡️🔥🔥⚡️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️.
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LESBIANISM IS THE SOURCE OF TRUE KNIGHTHOOD BTW. BY ABANDONING THE PATRIARCHY IN PURSUIT OF LOVE OUTSIDE OF SOCIETAL COERCION MIGHT YE UNCOVER THE DIVINE.
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MILORD GET OFF THY KNEES. THOU ART NOT “ouppy :33” THE CASTLE IS IN SHAMBLES PRITHEE.
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MILORD PLEASE. TAKE THINE IBUPROFEN. IT WILL SLAY THE BEAST WITHIN THY TUMMY. .
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IMAGINE EYECONTACT WITH THY NOBLE LOVER HERE.
already discussed w oomf but isnt this an extremely erotic kind of chair
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(so horny my armour is rattling as i shake) . Y. Y. YYEES MILORD. ! ,,.,THE HELM SUITS THEE WELL. ,, PRITHEE COME C,,.CLOSER.
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THOU ART NOT A “LITTLE GUY” THOU ART AN ADULT WITH CIVIL DUTIES MILORD.
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ART THOU OKAY? THOU HATH NO TWINKLE IN THINE EYES AND THY WHIMSICAL DEMEANOUR HAST BECOME REPLACED WITH A CRESTFALLEN NATURE.
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WHEN YE SAY “FOR THE GIRLS” COULDST THOU ALSO INCLUDE ME? “FOR THE GIRLS AND PALADIN” PLEASE CONSIDER.
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I DO NOT CALL IT FROTTING I CALL IT JOUSTING. WHO WANTS TO ENTER A TOURNAMENT WITH ME.
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FUCK THY CHAT GPT!!! I AM A NOBLE CONDUIT OF DIVINE THOUGHT!!!!!.
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REMEMBER I HATH NO GENDER. I AM LITERALLY NON BINARY. MINE MOST FEMININE TRAIT IS MY STRENGTH AND RAGE AND MY MASCULINITY IS IN MY DESIRE TO HOLD MY LOVED ONES.
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“DOST THOU FUCK WITH FAT MAIDENS?”. DOST THOU THINK THE KNIGHTS IN FULL PLATE ART SKINNY???THEY WOULDST CRUMPLE. REAL WARRIORS PUT THE HEAVY IN HEAVY ARMOUR.
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DOST THOU HATE ME? (prods at thy shoulder) DOST THOU HATE ME? VERILY? IN SOOTH?? (tears fall from mine helm) THOU CAN JUST SAY IT MILORD. YE HATE ME. (prods more).
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WHY IS THERE AI ART IN MEDIEVAL TWT
WHAT THE FUCK, BE CAREFUL IN THE EAST HAMLET, A WIZARD JUST STARTED CONJURING LIGHTING AT PEOPLE, WE’RE GETTING OUT OF HERE
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liege lord: why is your helmet shaped like a dog?.knight: WOLP ^_^.liege lord: to what? Like, scare the enemy?.knight: IM OUPPY :3.
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KNIGHTS DO NOT PUNCH NAZIS. KNIGHTS LEAVE NAZIS AS A RED STAIN UPON THE COBBLED STREET.
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(on my knees) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE (tugs at thy hem) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE.
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FORMING A PARTY AND THE ROGUE IS PERSONABLE AND KIND
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ONLY THE TRUEST OF WIZARDS HAVE NATURALS OF THIS MAGNIFICENCE.
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PALADINS ARE NOT FANTASY COPS. WE ART GODS MOST AUTISTIC SOLDIERS.
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paladin: MY GOD’S PRONOUNS ART HE/HYMN. milord: is that right. paladin: HE HATH BLUE HAIR AND PROVERBS. milord: oh im sure.
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TOO MANY CALLED ME A MAN OR A TWINK, AND HATH FAILED THE VIBE CHECK. NO MORE CAKE FOR THE MASSES!!!!! .I AM A GENDERLESS BUTCH !!!!!.
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WHAT OTHER SWORD WOULD EVEN BE MOUNTED ON THINE H- oh wait.
@DevotionOath mine hips are well suited for a belt but i fear it’s for a different kind of sword my liege.
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NEVER ONCE HAVE I NEEDED CHATGPT FOR ANYTHING. I LOOK DOWN UPON THEE IF THOU ART DIFFERENT HERE.
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MY GENDER IS KNIGHT. I WAS BORN A SAVIOUR. I HAVE JUSTICE IN MY PANTS AND HONOUR IN MY HEART.
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FOR THOSE SAYING “TO SPEAKETH ART A FREE ACTION” CONSIDER THIS. I WISH MY LOVE TO COST SOMETHING.
I WISH TO SPEND MY BONUS ACTION TELLING MY FRIENDS I LOVE THEM.
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I HATE MY IDIOT SQUIRES. THEY HATH STARTED LETTING THEMSELVES GET CAPTURED ?????
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THOU HAST A COMPLICATED UPBRINGING WITH RELIGION?? THOU ART GAY?. WILL THOU BE PLAYING CLERIC OR PALADIN TODAY.
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GROUNDS FOR EXECUTION. SORRY MY DEAR JESTER… THOU WERE A FRIEND.
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IF THOU THINKETH “PRONOUNS” ART CONFUSING PRAY WAIT TILL THEE HEARS ABOUT VERBS.
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REAL KNIGHTS WANT A FREE PALESTINE. REAL KNIGHTS SUPPORT THE RESISTANCE.
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PALADINS ART NOT FANTASY COPS. WE ARE GODS MOST AUTISTIC SOLDIERS.
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LADY CHAPPEL, KNIGHT OF ROAN.
LESBIANISM IS THE SOURCE OF TRUE KNIGHTHOOD BTW. BY ABANDONING THE PATRIARCHY IN PURSUIT OF LOVE OUTSIDE OF SOCIETAL COERCION MIGHT YE UNCOVER THE DIVINE.
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A REMINDER THAT OUR ORDER IS A QUEER ONE. IF YE DO NOT OFFER GRACE TO US, YE ARE NOT WELCOME. A PALADIN STANDS FOR KINDNESS, NOT BLIND HATE.
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FANTASY POLYCULE CALL THAT KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE.
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“why suck the strap?”. WHY WATCH BUTTERFLIES IN SUMMER FIELDS? WHY LISTEN TO THE RUSH OF WIND THROUGH TREES? TO LIVE IS FIND LOVE IN THINGS THAT SHOULD BE NOTHING.
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WHAT IS A BOUNCE OR TWO BETWEEN KNIGHTS OF THE REALM?.
a few bounces on it never hurt a friendship.
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TO THOSE WHO ART TIELFINGS AND ROGUES: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH.
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EVERY LESBIAN IS A KNIGHT AT HEART.
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DOTH ANYONE FUCK WITHE AUTISTIC LESBIAN KNIGHTS …? NAY. ????.(sighs and clunks down a dark alley).
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I LIKED THIS POST.
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WIZARD YAOI IS THE ONTOLOGICAL OPPOSITE OF KNIGHT YURI. OUR FIGHT IS ETERNAL, YET EVER EQUAL WE REMAIN
Come over to my tower I'll show you how to use it.
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BORN TO JEST. FORCED TO JOUST. FUCK MY STUPID LOWBORN LIFE.
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MILORD I KNOW NOT WHAT TO DO WITHOUT THEE. I KNOW NOT WHERE TO PUT MINE HANDS. I HATH TRIED TO LAY MY HEAD DOWN, NOW I ART WRITING THIS AT 3AM.
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HEY. ADD +5 TO ALL OF THY SAVING THROWS. BECAUSE I LOVE THEE.
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IT WOULD DO YE WELL TO REMEMBER I ART NEITHER LORD NOR LADY. I AM A KNIGHT.
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HE/HIM LESBIANS ART UNDER MY PROTECTION. MY BELOVED DYKES.
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SPOTIFY WRAPPED? MIGHT THOU PERCHANCE WRAP THY HAND IN MINE? PERCHANCE.
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I’M NONBINARY- LIKE IF A LORD AND A LADY PRODUCED AN HEIR.
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I CAN NOT SCROLL THIS ACCURSED APP IN PUBLIC. ART OF MAIDENS INTERTWINED ABOUND.
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MANY HAVE THUS INFORMED ME THAT IBUPROFEN CAN MAKE THY TUMMY ACHE WORSE… I HATH ONLY THE DEEPEST APOLOGIES….
MILORD PLEASE. TAKE THINE IBUPROFEN. IT WILL SLAY THE BEAST WITHIN THY TUMMY. .
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THIS PRIDE REMEMBER TO: . - ALWAYS ACCEPT A MAIDENS FAVOUR.- JOUST BOLDLY, EVEN IF YE JOUST BADLY.- HUNT COPS LIKE DEER IN THE KINGSWOOD.
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THOU SHOULDST LET IT HANG SISTER IN ARMS. UNTUCK NOW MADAM.
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SHE HATH TAKEN THE LOWEST PRICE AND BEATEN IT BY 15%.
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