✂️ evil ari ✂️
@ScissorLobotomy
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Joined May 2024
He's probably asleep by now but tomorrow I'll ask him if he found the ducks he was looking for and give you all an update :).
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If I hit 2.5k followers I'll make it disappear.
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Bouncing on it to radioactive by imagine dragons.
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I need you guys to understand that I got in my roommates car the other day and his phone connected to the stereo and I could not stop laughing
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😭😭😭
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Woweee a viral tweet please follow me to read more loving interactions with my father.
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I also have a long standing desire to be double penetrated if anyone cares.
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if you have a diaper fetish and fifty dollars lmk.
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@anactualwalnut You know you've really done something when the saddest men alive start writing fanfiction in your replies.
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I posted a pic holding my own hand on insta for attention and AHHHHHHHHH
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@CantEverDie They should make an existence that rewards the hedonist but god is too scared to do that.
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Ball fixing hospital just paid me my kickback for sending them so many patients
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FUCK ok alright did not expect this KEEP UR EYES P E E L E D.
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@CantEverDie It's kind of beautiful to go out by getting your viscera scattered throughout the ocean.
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Mi Papa
Since it’s almost the end of the year, what was your biggest tweet?.
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Call me KFC the way I've got two thighs and a hot box !
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just showed someone a video of me putting cock in my mouth for the first time and I am N E R V O U S.
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150 likes and I'll recreate this tmr 😪.
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@CantEverDie If I was a disgusting middle aged man I would simply keep my opinions to myself about such matters.
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@BirdRespecter Guys should be allowed to have fun but I shouldn't have to watch or listen to it.
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Him: I only like psycho girls that genuinely might bite it off. Me:
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just posted the video for $5 on my naughty page if you're THAT desperate (stop DMing me about it REEEEEE).
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what if we kissed while I had the satan trident inside me?
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The full pic would make your normal banana the big banana
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Hello does anyone want to be my boyfriend or failing that, girlfriend.
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Say hi back and you'll wake up with 1 million dollars n also a fat gyatt (real)
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Why are so many people saying this isnt possible have u guys never had good sex.
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Goth christmas ?.
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Losers seem to really hate it when a girl that likes to be slutty has a beautiful relationship with her father.
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I have to warm up first, stretch, say some affirmations.
@ScissorLobotomy Ok but like, make it disappear?.
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