Errol Musk 💎
@TheErrolMusk
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South African. Retired politician, electromechanical engineer, pilot, sailor, consultant, and emerald miner. Father to Kimbal, Tosca, and some others.
Pretoria, South Africa
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Hey numbnuts
@elonmusk
pull your hairplugged head out of grime's ass and fix this before I have to come over there and give you the belt again. If I lose money on my $TSLA stock I'm going to make Kimbal vote you out. Jesus Christ I raised an idiot.
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@TrickyEndeavor
@IcyMonkey314
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@Hersheys
You’ll find some reason to dislike that too.
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@livewithedmora
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@elonmusk
For outstanding asskissing and general bootlicking, I award thee.
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@TrickyEndeavor
@IcyMonkey314
@jordanbpeterson
@Hersheys
Check this out.
You don’t have to watch Shehulk.
Neat, huh.
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Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there with disappointing children.
It happens.
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@TrickyEndeavor
@IcyMonkey314
@jordanbpeterson
@Hersheys
There’s always those great Kevin Sorbo flicks.
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@TrickyEndeavor
@IcyMonkey314
@jordanbpeterson
@Hersheys
Tell ya what chief.
Buy Marvel and make whatever you want.
You’ll show them when ‘Alpha Male’ is a huge success.
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@elonmusk
@votetimscott
Son, I’m sorry I didn’t hug you more. But you’ve always bugged me.
I did hug kimbal.
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@Rschooley
He never had many friends. I had to pay the neighbor kid to play with him as a child.
Three emeralds a day.
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Remember that time you backed out of a fight with Zuck, son?
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He's never had an original thought in his life, exhibit 2376.
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Wish my sons were this cool.
Instead I got limp dick and Kimbal.
Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos
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How much emerald mine money did I send you boy, and you can’t even verify me?
Wanker.
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@John_Monahan
@NC5PhilWilliams
No no no.
You’re doing great.
Red wave for reals this time, 2024!
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Limp dick.
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He's really taking Grimes new lover well.
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Are you still considered a parent if your kids hate you and won't speak to you?
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When Elon was nine, he shit his pants in the car on a road trip.
Nine years old.
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I raised a whiny man-baby who can't tell the truth.
But at least I have Kimbal.
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@TheRealHoarse
My boy would never lie…
If you believe that I’ve got an emerald mine to sell ya.
Wait… bad analogy.
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His stepsister/mom and I are quite disappointed in the boy.
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My boy’s a moron.
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Musks are notorious for our little penises.
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I like this don 🍋. He almost made him cry.
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@ScottAdamsSays
@BenjaminPDixon
Oh yes, most 'white liberals' are full on Trump lickspittles.
Happens all the time.
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Oh spare me. I gave her a box of emeralds when I kicked her ass out.
When I was divorced, and had to feed three children economically, I experimented with beans. They are really tasty and nutritious.
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@OccGentBookClub
@highitsg
@PitViperShades
Look everyone. She caught an real life incel in her trap!
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It’s true. I owned a emerald mining site and that little weirdo has always been a liar.
In recent months, Elon Musk and his mother have been forcefully denying the existence of an emerald mine. But in a new interview, his father says he can prove its existence and that the money set Elon up in North America.
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I want my last name back.
Who is the interviewer who is either ignorant or dishonest by saying X is “Lowering guardrails against misinformation?” Can someone Community Note him?
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@DustinHannon4
@elonmusk
@rising_serpent
Today's dick rider award goes to.... Dustin!
Congrats good sir.
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@nassimdriwachma
@ConstantNot
@EricFrohnhoefer
I see I will be giving out many of these here.
You award sir.
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Or you could just drive to see your friends...
Op, never mind.
You can play state-of-the-art video games in your Model S or X and seamlessly integrate your Steam account
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What do I know but if a bloke becomes a felon, I wouldn’t want him running my country.
Nelson Mandela comes to mind…
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I found this old photo of Maye recently.
She was so stylish even back then.
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My son is an idiot.
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@jmart
@WalterIsaacson
My boy's always been a wanker.
I personally blame Maye, she's a wanker too.
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This is who my boy is trying to impress. Jesus, I’m so ashamed.
Are the snobs in Hollywood worth 200 million dollars still crying about paying $8?
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Doosgate
If there’s a big scandal about me, my only request is that it be called Elongate
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Man-baby who hasn't flown commercial in years has hot takes on commercial airlines.
Fer fuck sake, can he just shut up already?
Do you want to fly in an airplane where they prioritized DEI hiring over your safety? That is actually happening.
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@bossyone77
@TheSylvreWolfe
@tfd_jrdy
@greg_price11
So sorry to inconvenience you Lee.
Next time children are murdered at school we'll try and make you're in a safe space.
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Depends on who your kids end up being
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If ketamine and narcissism were a photo.
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This is in fact a lie.
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@ReichlinMelnick
I probably should have hugged him more as a boy. But truth be told, I just didn't like him. Still don't.
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Ah bullocks. That mean's I won't get my allowance this month.
BREAKING: Elon Musk cannot keep his $55 billion compensation package from Tesla, as judge sides with shareholders.
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Twitter’s dead. It’s now Facebook, where memaw and your weird uncle are on it and at the top of your feed.
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This is right after he got those hair plugs.
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The kid’s lost his damn mind.
He’s basically Howard Hughes and will be peeing in jars and wearing Kleenex boxes a shoes soon.
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Elon, my number four son, tried to get a handie from the CEO of Space-X in exchange for a mini-donkey.
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Looks like another ketamine bender.
Should I make the Texas Institute of Technology & Science real?
It would of course have Advanced Social Studies too.
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@mattdizwhitlock
@alaskakatyalove
@atrupar
How many balloons did your orange Jesus shoot out of the sky?
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I have a friend who has done everything lawfully right for 10 years and is still under green card revision. I recommended she goes to Mexico and swims across the river. Instant legal status!!! 🇺🇸
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@Public_Citizen
He’s been vindictive baby his whole life. His stepsister/mom and I are very disappointed by him.
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Why would you "need to raise money" if your businesses were successful?
If I had a dollar for every time the media reported that one of my companies was going to die, I would never need to raise money!
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@Esqueer_
It’s true. I was.
The rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the rotten tree.
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@TimJPatriot
@elonmusk
@atensnut
Tim's right you know.
If I knew about the laptop, I would have definitely not voted for Hunter.
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The boy never understood irony.
America will fall if it tries to absorb the world. That is why I am banging the drum so much about this issue.
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Most divorced man on the planet.
The word “cis” is a heterosexual slur. Shame on anyone who uses it.
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How old is that sack of emeralds I gave you?
@WallStreetSilv
Just for the record, my boots are 20 years old and my hat is ten years old.
And I have an arsenal of weapons, most of which I bought in California before they changed the law to make it impossible to do so.
I’ve hip-fired a 50 cal while walking. Might have the video somewhere.
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This is bullshit.
I did not threaten to kill myself he cuts me off financially.
I said I would kill Kimbal.
Today I finished listening to the book "Elon Musk" by Walter Isaacson. Everyone should read or listen to this book so that they can understand what a huge threat Musk is to our society and the entire planet. Here are some of my reactions/thoughts:
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Remember, my numbnuts son just said he had a “tough childhood”.
He had his own nanny and maid.
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@CNBC
Teslas have become a maga hats for boomers.
And they have not been updated for years.
He's going to be asking for more emeralds in a few years.
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She’s a braggart too. That’s where he gets it.
Only boys here. As teens, my twin sister and I were the only girls in the school chess team 🧠🤓
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Followed.
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They should only be let in if their daddy supplies them with a bag of emeralds.
US Border Patrol just reported the highest number of recorded illegal immigrants in history at over 260,000 this month.
The full number, including unrecorded, may be over half a million per month, which is the population of Wyoming.
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@KevinMKruse
I asked Elon to come over and set the time on my VCR but he sends Kimbal.
It's okay, I always liked Kimbal better anyway.
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I will donate four good size emeralds and $130K, which by the way is what I gave Elon when he left for America, for this
#JoeRoganWontDebateMolly
side show.
@MollyJongFast
@joerogan
@elonmusk
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