@dovenymph
i went to a special screening by myself and the employee at the concession stand gave me my snacks for free because they thought i got stood up
me: i’m a very private person, it takes a while before i can really open up to people
me to hundreds of strangers online: anyway, i’m horny and naked again
being vaccinated does NOT mean you can break into the national archives to steal the declaration of independence and embark on an ancient treasure hunt based off a map that was revealed with lemon juice