The Prez is pleased to announce the release of “The Darth Putin Guide to Master Strategy”. 13 rules on how to think, act, dress, negotiate and even date like a master strategist does. But that’s not all…

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@kisa_osya @commiebash5 Defending yourself is warmongering.

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My trolls think Russia became the world's largest country only by peaceful means. Find out why we attack our neighbors with @SiliconCurtain

Trump has shut down the office enforcing sanctions on the oligarchs who fund my genocide. He has put sanctions on the ICC, whose job is to punish genocide.

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@RusEmbManila @TheManilaTimes Hello. This is the future. Was it humiliating to discover that CNN knew more about the intentions of the Russian government than you did?

OTD in 2002 my parody embassy in Manilla disputed the Russian invasion of Ukraine that happened 2 weeks & 2 days later.

Turned out to be worth as much as the assurances Ukraine got in 1994 that we wouldn't ever invade. Bunchofnumbershammerandsickle, who said the war wouldn't happen, now knows Prez will honor peace deal to stop the war.

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RT @DarthPutinPod: .@TheRickWilson in the bunker: Trump is serious about Greenland. Full episode:

@GrandpaDaveID @anneapplebaum Are you still appalled by the media's fearmongering of this mythical invasion?

@runews

My latest nuclear bluff involves Russia nuking itself. I remain a master strategist

OTD in 2018 the Battle of Khasham took place in Syria. US military killed & wounded 300 Russian Wagner fighters who attacked them. And we did fuck all. Not that it might be clue that we bluff. All the time.

Russian air defense at an oil refinery successfully shot down Ukrainian drones, whose intact wreckage landed exactly where they were aimed.