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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
12 days
The mad rush to run away from every thing is kicking in.....
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@mainbhiengineer Will show your tweet to my Manager
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@SamarthSri_ Not disappeared ,She is Mrs Oberoi, wife of real estate tycoon in Mumbai
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@tanaya_0510 Intelligent and probably equally talented
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@mainbhiengineer Confidence bro , confidence
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@SamarthSri_ Achha ,wo IQ Kam h bhai meri 😜🤣
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@Dishasatra @RahulGandhi Chappal se marte nahi h na isiliye
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@autopsy_surgeon Pakistan na hi kare to better h Don't need Pakistan's advice
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
2 months
@aaraynsh Best place to visit in India during monsoon is western ghats
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@mainbhiengineer Could not relate to Virat but Rohit apne me se ek lagta tha.Making us cry for good and the bad
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@alashshukla I may be wrong bhai but the way PSBs are being managed in recent years ,I didn't see future and I left the job last month after working for 14 years.
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@Karyapragatipar Gold digger
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
2 months
@iimcomic Out of all comics in India ,you have the most subtle punches .I have recommended your videos to tens of my friends.Tumhare jokes sunne ke liye ,u need to be aware of geo political issues. You are my favourite.Wish to have a coffee with you some day . Keep up the good work!!!!
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@Ayush_Shah_25 I don't think Maharashtra prospers barring 3-4 cities.Yes, Gujarat undoubtedly does
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@mainbhiengineer You seem to be very angry Bhai
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@TheDesiSherlock
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1 month
Management keeping an eye on employees @idesibanda
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@sanskari_bhavna These are reasons, I resigned from Public sector bank
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
2 months
@iimcomic My counselor says the same .I give fee for every session and she just says " Don't think negative , Go to gym , Be with friends" .I don't get it . BTW ,I don't work in McKinsey 😂
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@autopsy_surgeon Karnataka is again doing natak
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@sanskari_bhavna As for now,private Bank.A lot better work culture than PSBs but in 3-4 years will try to get in IT companies as Business Analyst .I was so fed up that I resigned after being in scale 4 for 5 years
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@Sheetal2205 Sister,aapka humble background bhi bahut Ameer hoga .I have worked in Surat and seen Jains closely.Hum job Wale kuch h hi nahi aapke humble ke bhi neeche hai😛
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@kyun_zainab Not only female doctor ,I think all females must have experienced atleast once in their life
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@sanateezer Means you are in a bad social circle.change your company
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@the_ace_001 @RVCJ_FB Ye to mummy logo ke zamane me poocte the Ye poochna nahi h Nidhi,ye batana h
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@mainbhiengineer Don't want to go on road due to traffic .Cafes,clubs everything seems overrated .Best thing that I want is to live in a good , spacious home ,eat good home made food ,watch a movie ,be with family and sleep and nothing else
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@mainbhiengineer Soon ,time will come for " Yes,I used to like Modi and voted for him in the past but now ,no more."
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
2 months
@ThatBaaghiAurat छोटी छोटी खुशियां । Your tweets took me to the days when I started earning and was buying things of necessity and other items with every paycheck. Congratulations!!!
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@sanskari_bhavna Uska to CMD is dictator h
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@autopsy_surgeon Tum itni der sadme me rhe ki ek ghante baad tweet kar pa rhe
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@333maheshwariii Are kya yaad dila diya😛
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@Dating_ur_soul One of my distant relative became an MP
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@Aaayushiiiiiii @RVCJ_FB But wo Rajasthan h waha chullu bhar paaani bhi nahi mil paa rha
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@autopsy_surgeon I guess two professions are there jo bahut gaali aur maar khate h Bankers and doctors
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@mainbhiengineer Instead of arresting the driver of the jeep in Delhi case.Officials responsible for such garbage on road should be arrested
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@autopsy_surgeon Even I hate Mumbai for this reason.This city is good if you are not restricted to timings,earn at least ,at least more than 10 lacs per month and lives in SoBo or end of Suburbs toward Sobo.Too dirty a city it is specially in the monsoon.
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@jethafanacc Jhagda ho ho jaata h
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@sanskari_bhavna That's the vision in PSB that they will open 250 branches but with skeleton staff and then will scold them for not mobilising CASA. They don't understand the market ,they just dictate .
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@whyteknight07 Even I find it strange .Yogi Baba is known for Demolition and the administration gets to know only after crime
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@NonGoswami @epicnephrin_e Problem is the guy whol sells the policy also doesn't know what will be covered or not and the documents are so complex ,the person buying doesn't read it
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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I guess ,I m walking on a wave where in growing up I was an introvert,after joining the job,owing to my nature of Job, gradually ,I became an extrovert and now again I m becoming introvert .This is the reason ,I m happy tweeting with an anonymous account. #Observation
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@sanskari_bhavna But no talks of recruitment RRBs are worst hit with manpower
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@333maheshwariii You will be removed then😜
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@regrets_69 Bhai tu h kaun 69 wali ID se
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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It's been 3 days and I have not slept. Anxiety attack is real. No one can understand until God forbid one goes through.
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Anxiety attacks are the worst 💔
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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Boys have only one pose for the photograph,stand with face at 45 degree from the camera.99% of the boys get clicked like this only #OBSERVATION #selfmusings
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@pachtaogaybro Marriages are itself scary now a days,be it arrange or love. What I have seen in Gujarat ,I m sure it must be happening in entire India
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@Dishasatra It used to happen in Maharashtra Thanks to the coalition governments that it has stopped
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@Shreyashh_ss Finance walo se bhi connect ho They are not untouchables
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@oldschoolmonk Kaun h iska casting director and costume designer ,makeup Man.They should be banned for life 😂
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@aaraynsh @MahimaJalan2 Yeah ,may be you didn't want to waste time and was very focused 😂
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@Arpitaaa01 But you should learn kannada ,😂
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@mainbhiengineer Rohit is the only constant rest everything is temporary
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@sidharthgehlot Beautiful ,but hamare yaha to aise Ghar me chori ho jaye
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@autopsy_surgeon Dukh ho rha???
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@viraj_sheth Additionally,also start to detach from people who are not adding value to your life and and u don't have anything to learn from them but for parents and closest friends who we need them selflessly.Other than them,we should be selfish in making relations as we grow
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@Bihar_se_hai For this view ,I can visit my Bihar after 3 years
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@AnishDe10 10 mins se zyada to nahi lete the?
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@aaraynsh Bhai behen se pooch kar lo They are very particular
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
2 months
ज्यादा की चाहत नही हमको, थोड़े में गुजारा होता है। पहाड़ों में बस एक छोटा सा घर हो ऐसा।
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@creaativesoul Yaar ,itna bhi troll mat karo,ab mujhe bura lag rha is bande ke liye
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@janwhyy Touchwood.Keep things private.People ruin beautiful things
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@areyaarmalav Agree ,in fact they are very sweet ,if we don't understand Gujarati,they switch to Hindi
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@autopsy_surgeon Key ring and kaan saaf karne wala
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@Dishasatra Gujarat is the most welcoming state
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@aaraynsh @gharkekalesh Mumbai me to balcony nahi h ,terrace kaha milega
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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No matter how strong you are, there are days when you feel at your lowest, when tears fall and everything seems hollow. Those are the moments when you must muster the courage to rise like a #phoenix . #YOU are the #HERO of your own story. #RISEUP #Motivation
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@krupakotecha_ Desh chor do
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@aaraynsh Lakshya himself is not too old to win the gold for India.
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@hajarkagalwa 3 in 1 person looks so handsome Acting bhi achhi karta tha Nahi chal paya yaar
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@TheDesiSherlock
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Marriage after 30 is always a calculated decision.BTW,you can marry a policewali🤣🤣
@autopsy_surgeon
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2 months
Marriage between doctors is like investing in a business setup. Surgeons marry anesthetists to start an OT. Gynecologists marry pediatricians to open a mother-child clinic. Cardiologists marry physicians to open a cardiac care center. Orthopedic surgeons marry radiologists
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@VandiniJ @PrateekG @sofuhere Pickeball is picking up in India ,too
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@krupakotecha_ Mumbai rains to sahi h yaar 1 ghante late ho gya office
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@Shreyashh_ss Haan ,abhi laut rha pschytiarist ke yahan se Gharwalo ne jabardasti pakad kar le gye the
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@sumone_me Strange and disgusting to mention but in my last organisation when one female employee applied for maternity leave ,the regional head asks her that why did she get pregnant? And most of the time male employees were given 3-4 days of paternity leave out of eligible 15 days.
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@autopsy_surgeon Ye cement vala garlic h kya?
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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Bihar never fails to amaze u .Killed her own daughter for lover.What is the mindset that is being evolved in the society?
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Moksh Of Men
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Muzaffarpur, Another evil characterless woman (Kajal) brutally k!lked her daughter (3) packed her in a suitcase and threw it to elope with lover. ~No candle march, work off, nukkad natak, justice demand, anger in SM, Judiciary, news anchors, politicians because of #naarishakti
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@TheDesiSherlock
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Today onwards,I m going to adopt a simple policy.I will only be doing things that give me peace,happiness or money other than that if anything is there ,my answer is "NO"
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@KaunHaiAbhay Ye invitee hai the shaadi attend karne ko ya gaana gane ko bulaya tha sirf?
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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Which is more valuable an MBA from Harvard business school or a CFA degree with prior experience in the relevant field?
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@TheDesiSherlock
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@idesibanda PSBs are going wrong ways
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@aashu24ahuja @mainbhiengineer I m angry bt probably my personality has developed like this that I remain calm in most of d situations but u r right ,bhai,Worst for the middle class who pay tax honestly and in return get road with potholes,no confirmed tickets in railway, skyrocketed price in air and what not
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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Heard from a friend ,A executive director of his bank was coming to his office for visit.The digital banking department was under that ED only .So,my friend's boss asked him to recite a poetry on digital banking on his visit praising him and the mobile app.
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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Cheapest ki spelling galat h
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Kolkata is the safest place in India
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@sanskari_bhavna @bankofbaroda Saare PSb ka yehi haal h Top Management is dictator
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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Ishant Sharma has such a bad voice for being a commentator #T20worldcup
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The Desi Sherlock
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@mainbhiengineer You know the real number is in the brain not in biceps😂
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@shinesnaina Quote gone right.JNU is opposite side of my home and so right to say it's greener on the other side
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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Munshi Premchand Saab ki writing us samay bhi ek khaas kaum se prerit thi😂
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@aaraynsh I m both ,what m I? Aisa to nahi h ,I m suffering from Bipolar disorder😂
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@Bihar_se_hai In Patna,you can enjoy ureself only in Boring road, ironically 😂
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
2 months
@aaraynsh Two chokers will be playing the finals to ek to choke karega hi
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
2 months
@mainbhiengineer Office hi bula liya ,saamne hi jakar dikha deta hoon
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
2 months
I'm a banker with ten years of experience. I've met all kinds of people. Here are five key attributes that show a person's character: 1) It could be a red flag if someone speaks too softly and seems overly well-behaved. They might be hiding something.
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
3 months
One of the most important ministries (MSME) is going to be headed by 80 years old Mr. Jeetan Ram Manjhi. That's it. That's the tweet
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@autopsy_surgeon Shyad 4000 ki ek jeans
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
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@aaraynsh @RVCJ_FB Lose motions ho jayenge
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@TheDesiSherlock
The Desi Sherlock
2 months
@shaaninani @monishrao Are ye batao Geeta tumhare followers badhe ki nahi ? P.S. - I support your original tweet as u just shared your experience
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