Janhavi Jain
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full-time marketing nerd, part-time student. I shitpost. I run a Marketing community and write newsletters
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Just got called Desi maal on a beach in Spain, by a bunch of indian men. If indian men can make us feel uncomfortable even in Spain, imagine being a woman in India
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Two people with braces were kissing, the braces got stuck, students and teachers were called, they moved around lip locked around the school, parents were called and they were taken to the dentist and they just changed school later
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GenZ are unwilling to compromise in workspaces now. They are unwilling to to take up jobs that don't fit into their value systems and beliefs. This generation is not cutting some slack, they will look your team up on LinkedIn & notice all men in leadership positions&call you out.
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This stadium is the problem, Wankhede mai finals hone chahie sab
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Two men from IIT Delhi decided to start a company and make Nipple, Vag and Bum lightning creams and lotions and serums ffs?? They’re also Forbes 30 under 30, while their asses should be sued 🔪🔪
@SanfeWomen
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What is happening with OTT? Why do I have to rent when I have Prime Subscription?
I mean I understand how this can work for new releases, but for all popular movies??? no
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If Karan Johar gets Virat kohli and Anushka for a Koffee with Karan episode, mai man jaungi uske connections ko
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I’ve noticed a massive difference in men who have grown up with sisters and female friends vs men who didn’t have women around growing up
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EY is literally paying DU graduates 3.3LPA - which is around 25k per month 🤡 for 10-11 hours of work 5 days a week
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My parents chilling on the snow in Manali, circa 1998
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Nobody talks about how difficult
and heartbreaking distancing from someone you love is, for your own respect and mental health. Do I love this person? Yes. Do I think about them all the time? Yes. Will I ever talk to them again? No.
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The hottest thing a man can ever do is make me turn my brain off around him because I am always on guard and always very aware of my surroundings, but really just want someone to turn my brain off around
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alia bhatt said in the vogue video that ranbir kapoor hated her with lipstick so he’d ask her to wipe it off???? If your partner is telling you to wipe your lipstick that the biggest sign for you to run! It is not cute or funny at all!
I’m like scared for her, everytime she is on
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So glad she is able to leave the house without worrying about being assaulted, catcalled, or raped, and can simply enjoy the sun
Men underestimate the privilege of simply taking a walk in the city and why it’s a VERY important factor to move out of the country
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I love the +1 culture in the UK; everybody is always bringing a friend along, and the social circle just keeps getting bigger. But it’s also BYOB and potluck; people host, but they don’t provide anything as leverage to show up (free food and drinks), It’s just the opportunity to
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Girls put everything on their stories except the man they went out with 🫶🏻
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My house has no boundaries, dad’s friends and their families came in at 11:30 pm to play cards and get desserts.
We live in a bubble of our own. I want to grow up and live in proximity of my best friends too.
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Another day of relatives asking salaries without any hesitation
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I’m trying to balance -
Gym 5x a week
Work everyday
Eat enough
Drink enough water
Get 7 hours of sleep
Read 30 minutes everyday
Maintain a social life
Use less social media
Be the hot ex
Keep my mental health in place
I’ve been able to do 10/10 lately 💃🏻
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Why is nobody making a bollywood movie on Bangalore culture and startup vibe?? With maybe a non tech bf and tech gf 👉🏻👈🏻
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How did y'all move away from home when you could see your parents growing old and needing you more day by day?
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Overhead dad today “Women are obviously doing so much better than men, have you seen my daughters? Your daughter? We could never, our sons can never be who they are”
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Passport privilege is real, This boi casually wanted to go to Europe with me before Term started and then I had to explain him the Schengen visa process for Indians
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People are criticizing Bumrah for flying to be with his wife for the birth of their child? I remember the same outrage about Virat when he took time off and stepped down
I swear to God, if my man does not leave everything and come when I’m in labor, I'll be so mad. Like, really,
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“When my daughter was born, I was at Accenture, which had a three-day paternity leave policy, inadequate even for the entire childbirth process. However, my boss assured me that I could take as much leave as needed.
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4k a month for Travel, ops, writing, social media, content, design, admin with 10-12 hours a week is extremely underpaid and still you see people ready to take it up in replies???
looking for an intern (travel, ops, writing, social media, content, design, admin)
20-25 y/o, high energy, self motivated, can write and talk well
work will be random, busy AND free
[paid, remote, async but you can call me 24x7]
any takers?
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Everyone is single, having sex with multiple people, lonely and in love with someone, tf happened to us, how did all relationships become so temporary and transactional
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This Big 4 firm sending stressball with it’s welcome kit is the funniest thing ever
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“I've noticed a cultural shift among Indian employees. In the past, there was a sense of gratitude towards employers for hiring them. With the current job market, people believe that companies are not loyal to them, so they need to stop being loyal to their employers as well.
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My iPhone 14 folded out of nowhere?? I’ve been babying this phone and nothing happened to this and service centre said some external force was applied and it’s not a manufacturing defect??
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Watching Modern Love Mumbai makes me want Modern love Delhi, with contrasts of south delhi clubbing & 5 star dates to dates at Lodhi, DU, getting an ice cream at CP, book stores at Khan, window shopping at Chandani chowk, moonrise at Humayun, endless walks and just goofing around
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India mai toh “usne bulaya nahi dhangse” “aise bina bulaye kaise chale jaye” “apna khana lekar kon jata hai?” “Usne pichli baar nahi bulaya tha, ham bhi nahi bulayenge” ka siyappa nahi khtam hota hai
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In case you wanted to understand why everybody is moving to Bangalore or Mumbai or Delhi
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Back in Aug-Sep 2022, when I was switching roles, I got call backs from 25+ Orgs, did assignments for 6-7 and got to final stages of 4.
I noticed a stark difference b/w Bangalore and Delhi startup culture & how Delhi ecosystem is money centric, frugal & exploitive at a point
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The only purpose of doing a masters is to find the love of your life
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The fact that I can go to my manager for something as little as “idk how to respond to this message” without thinking twice is such a healthy good thing
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My surgeon is the sweetest person ever lmao and I’m such a baby
He was like we’re now preparing your lenses for the surgery
I was like can you tell me details of the lenses you’re putting in
He was like you don’t need to know
“KNOWING THINGS HELP ME WITH MY ANXIETY”
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Working in marketing means learning new apps and tools every day, with every new job, but getting paid peanuts, while people working on the same app, writing the same code and doing the same work are making a ton of money. Life is unfair
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Just FYI - 5’6 is the average male height in India.
I’m 5’11, I can confirm, majority of men are shorter than me
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My girls and I always had “meet the partner” dates, where we notice vibes and see if the person is okay for the other person.
Now she’s in another continent and she’s seeing someone and I know all the details but I will not be able to meet them? Unless they fly here?
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They expect real change, transparency and fairness in their workspace. They want to be able to voice their opinions and be heard. This generation is more vocal about who they are and they want it to be respected.
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“Middle-class Indian homes, where women's subjugation has been internalized to such an extent that it is now a way of life. Middle-class lifestyle thrives on the invisibilization of women's contributions & is symbolic of all that is wrong with a capitalist-patriarchal society”
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They will read your blogs, website, and everything else - see your climate impacts, social policy, diversity, equity and inclusion and ask you questions. I have talked to many people in the ecosystem and they don't want token representation or shallow efforts.
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This boi goes on a run everyday and sends me flowers - because I love flowers - Is this how we’re communicating now? In pictures of flowers and sunsets and things the other person loves?
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Last three weeks, I’ve talked to hundreds of people working in UK and one thing I’ve noticed is - They wouldn’t bullshit about anything they don’t know
If I ask someone working as an Analyst in a consulting firm about Transformation strategy department, they will refuse to ans
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They want to be able to be impactful in their roles and not feel like insignificant members of a team. They want to see a culture of inclusion and collaboration and be respected for their contributions.
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Men who have had women around growing up are so much more sensitive to issues of women. For a lot of topics and issues personal to women, they’re angry and hold grudges. They understand emotions better, they understand the struggle anger and the emotion of “I hate all men”
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Not allowing employees to take leaves during Probation or Notice Period is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen
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My grandma is 96 and has been writing Ram Ram for the last three decades of something. She has filled countless notebooks and as kid I used to try and match the symmetry of this and this used to be one thing we did together. She still does this all day, it’s her favourite thing
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So much around hygiene - things as basic as having the toilet seat up and down, to understanding periods, pms and tampons.
I like how my brother would casually mention that he gave his shorts to a female friend who got a period spot at school
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You want a smart, funny, hot and ambitious woman, who is independent and has her shit together - until you meet her and realise she is all of the above and more, and you decide to get intimidated and leave
Fun times on dating apps
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It’s busy season for Big 4 and oh god I’ve seen my friends work 12-16 hours everyday. They’re on their laptops all the time, no personal life, working on weekends, after midnight and all
Is the name and brand tag really worth it?
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I don’t get the thing around hating your ex and cutting them off completely? You loved this person and shared a part of you and have memories
Unless they’re toxic and harmful, you can just have healthy boundaries and distance and it’s okay to be friends with them honestly
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Did I just watch the greatest match of all times - Out of FOMO
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@Somya_Crazy
@modern_nomads_
The issue isn't about learning opportunities. It's about fair compensation for a workload that spans multiple skill sets and responsibilities. Offering 4k per month for such a role, even with potential learning benefits, still undervalues the work involved.
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Update!!! ✨
I will be attending Warwick Business School this September to pursue my studies in Marketing and Strategy in the UK!!
This journey holds many firsts for me—moving away from home and living independently in a new country.
The mix of fear and excitement is real,
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While I write this, my best friend is on a flight to a new city for work.
Every goodbye in our 20s is a reminder of how life will never be the same again after this & how fast things are changing
I'm gut-wrenched, & I don't know if I will ever get comfortable with goodbyes
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Helping a friend hire Content Writer for Newsletters
Full-time only, Fully remote, Budget 6-9 LPA (depends on experience)
Need someone who can use Chatgpt, but also has original ideas, is quick with work & can create interactive content
Dm for more details
Pls RT
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Good storytelling 🥳
We met in our first tech job in Bengaluru
I was few months into my new job & she was an intern in my team
I'd often work very late & she used to come sit next to me saying she doesn't have much to do at her hostel anyway
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Going to bed at 6 am, drunk, full of love, laughter, kisses and hugs.
HNY⚡️
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Absolutely love people who text “nice to see you, had a great time” etc etc after hanging out because it makes me feel all giddy giddy in the stomach hehe
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Updates from Q1-
- My specs are off
- My braces are off
- My Grandma started walking again at 95!!
- I have failed to workout regularly
- One of my bestfriend moved abroad and other one came back home
- I’ve gone out every week because wfh + not going out - fucks mental health
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I have had friends and partners who have had open conversations around hygiene and periods with me. They know so much better
I have also been around men who don’t know about periods, pms, pcod, post partum depression, menopause and more
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Coming from a community where women do study but rarely work & are rarely independent because families have businesses & are financially okay so “why does ghar ki bahu/ladki need to work” - this for us is so empowering and I love it.
Little steps? Long way to go
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I was supposed to be married by 25, like everybody else in my family, but I’m in a different country, studying and travelling.
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As a GenZ who went straight into remote working, I worked out of the office today for the first time in my life
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Self awareness and self respect is lonely. I’ve taken therapy and I’ve had healthy relationships, situationships and friendships which have helped me know myself better. I know my needs and what I want in people and what I offer but now it makes life complicated
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Gm, I spilled coffee on my bed and my laptop refused to start but at least the sun is sunning the way it should sun
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Bro I was drunk and accidentally changed my phone's language to Chinese for 2 hours and locked it and I had to find a Chinese classmate to fix it. Welcome week parties are even crazier than they tell you
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Hello, I’m shifting to Bangalore by 22-24 April, help me find people and place in Bellandur, HSR and nearby places
@twitrbnb
@peakbengaluru
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I received a lot of support and flexibility in structuring my workday, even before remote work became widely accepted."
@WaywordIdeas
, HR Transformation, OD and Culture Consultant, tells us.
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How insensitive you are to post a thread on “Ignoring an insurance has proven to be too costly” for an accident where 288 people lost their lives?
Not everything is an opportunity to create content, 288 is not just a number, they were somebody’s family, who are still grieving??
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Three dates in a week, constantly texting, smiling, Are we in trouble? Should I run?
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I’m away for holidays and this man keeps sending me things “we should watch this when you’re back” “let’s do this as soon as you’re here” “we’ll play this” “we’ll go here” and it feels so nice that everything that seems exciting to him, he wants to do it with me!!
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My dad would not even let me hold my shopping bags and I settle for men who make me drive 2 hours just to see them
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@Somya_Crazy
@modern_nomads_
Living in that privileged bubble where exploiting inexperienced individuals for cheap labor seems like a brilliant idea, isn't it?
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