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Proud to share my Birthday with @narendramodi ji…… Married 💍, Marathi ✨, Techie👩💻, Foodie🍱, Wanderlust 🧗♀️
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If MK Gandhi’s great grandson is Tushar Gandhi
If VD Savarkar’s grandson is Ranjit Savarkar
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How come Feroz Khan’s grandson is Rahul Gandhi ?? 🙄🙄🙄
#PuzzleTime
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iss dharti pe avtarit isiliye huwe hai ke sabse Royal wali beijjati karwa le 🤣🤣
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I urge PM
@narendramodi
ji not to allow a single Afghan in India please.
We are already suffering enough due to historical blunders by earlier leaders 🙏
@PMOIndia
@HMOIndia
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Kejriwal got the bail despite multi crores scam,
Vedant Agarwal got bail despite k!lling 2 IT engineers,
& then Ketki Chitale was arrested for months for re-sharing a poem
@MumbaichaDon
is denied bail for a tweet
Moral of the story: “Kanoon Sabke Liye Samaan Hai” 😐
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This woman is actually promoting and increasing the funding of
@GemsOfBollywood
😂😂😂
धंधो छे!
The profitable business of ‘Boycott Bollywood’ 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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I never liked Bengaluru for several reasons. Maharashtra is more inclusive. Not counting the politically motivated drama that used to happen earlier
Marathis talk in Marathi 1st, if U don’t understand they won’t mind talking in tooti-footi Hindi “आगे जाणेका फिर डावीकडसे वळणेका”
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How can this dumb women support everything’s that’s wrong… Every single time !!! 🙄🙄
Israel is an apartheid state.
Israel is a terrorist state.
Nuff said.
#AlAqsa
#FreePalestine
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25 se 30L payment… Aur tum log 1 year laga dete ho itne package k liye 😂😂
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Mummy’s logic… Round Chakli guests k liye… Aur tooti hui chakli mere liye 🥺🥺😑😑
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This is sooo sweet... 💖💖
Always keep your spouse happy, in turn you’ll be happier !!
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वक्रतुण्ड महाकाय सूर्यकोटि समप्रभ
निर्विघ्नं कुरु मे देव सर्वकार्येषु सर्वदा 🙏🙏
#GaneshChaturthi2020
#GanpatiBappaMorya
🙏
Ganpati Murti made by me 🤩🥳
A week ago Now 🤩
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Men are Brothers
Men are Fathers
Men are Soul mates
Men are Best friends
Men are always around to care for you.. & be cared in turn !!
Happy
#InternationalMensDay
to all such wonderful Men around !!!
You rock guys 😇🥳🤘
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This is so cute 😍
Happiness when you are getting married to your favourite person is nonpareil !!
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This man has totally lost it…
According to him Hanuman ji bhagwan nahi hai 😑😑
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I couldn’t interview 1 candidate yesterday. So I asked the HR to rescheduled it.
Candidate (Who’s not working) requested to schedule it on Thursday as it’s Gudi Padwa today.
Unless we start respecting and following our own festivals, corporate culture is gonna ruin it !!
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@meerfaisal01
She is a minor Hindu girl from Rajasthan, he brought her to Mumbai wearing burkha. Next He would sure sell her off at some br0thel.. or worse she would be found in suitcase or fridge !!
Have some shame and stop adding communal angle to everything
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When I made GulabJams for the first time... And they turned out to be yummmmmm 😋😋😋😋😋
#SweetTooth
#DessertsLove
♥️
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I am so middle class that I add water in the shampoo bottle when it’s almost finished... in order to use every ML of it 😂😂
I am so middle class that i keep the left over soap part and mix all of them to make a mix brand of new soap 😎
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Extra-marital affairs / Adultery has become so common these days…
Just got to know about 1 such recent incident in my society…!!
I feel sorry for their spouses
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Iss bande ke pyar mein ladki Pakistan se India aa gayi…
Tumhare wali same city mein cafe tak bhi nahi aati milne.. Kya hoga tum logo ka 😂😂
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My friend told me, Yoga is for a fit & flexible body compared to gym which makes it stiff & bulky 😑🥺
Your opinion ??
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Never get attached to anyone on Twitter !!
I repeat... Never get attached to anyone on Twitter !!
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Everytime a LW says “The Kerala Story” is fake… It makes us watch this movie even more !!
The Kerala Story is a reality. Because forced conversion is a reality. Because ISIS is a reality. Because Kerala Muslims rushing off to fight for ISIS is a reality.
For how long will we as a nation refuse to address this reality? My views on
@TimesNow
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@LegalLro
@PuneCityPolice
@CPPuneCity
@Dev_Fadnavis
@mieknathshinde
@mohol_murlidhar
This is not accepted in Maharashtra, especially in Pune. Please look into it !!
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When I made kheer for the first time.. and just couldn’t stop appreciating myself
😍😍😋😋
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Got promoted… and my designation now is Associate Manager effective from 15th Nov 😍😍🥳🥳
#HappyHappyMe
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Those bulletproof trays are so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Better sab log burka pehen lete, shooters ko pata hi nahi chalta Imran khan kaun hai… Simple 😂😂😂
Former Pak PM Imran Khan today was brought in the Lahore High Court room amid "tight security" - with bulletproof shields encircling him.
Such is danger in Pakistan!!
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@ArvindKejriwal
Did Atishi and you not claim that you were offered money to join BJP ???
Now own your statements and face consequences for your lies… you just can’t defame anyone for no reason !!
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lol… That’s how
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@SupriyaShrinate
She still will never learn.. spreading lies is her official work profile after all 😂
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Today’s special from the same talented chef 👩🍳
Because Appe are chef’s fav 😍😍
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I strongly believe 100% Indi Alliance supports are illiterate & brainless 😐
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My attempt of paying tribute to one of my most favourite people !!
#LataMangeshkarJi
🙏
#YouWillBeMissed
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Today’s special from my kitchen..
My fav Rasgulla 😋😋♥️
Disclaimer: Before few curious minds question, the colour is of saffron 😂😂
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I don’t understand why do people are dying to click selfies with actors ??
Especially when they are not welcoming or pleasant at all !!
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If you are 1 of those 18k people who liked this shit...
Buddy.. You need help !!
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Good Morning to every Ganpati Bappa bhakt today 🥳🤩
Baki sab atheist and wokes…
Anyway you don’t deserve my Good Morning wish… so apna apna dekh log tum log 🙄
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What Punekars and Mumbaikars are gonna miss this Monsoon 🤷♀️
#MajesticLonawala
♥️
#PicThroughWA
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That’s exactly how… I am balancing my career, travels, expenses, relationships, health and hobbies right now 🥺🥺
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That’s how I’ve spent my Sunday... 🙏🙏
#EcoFriendly
#Ganpati
P.S. A lot of Work and finishing still pending.. I’ll soon upload the final pic 🤘🤘
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Deleting twitter.. Maybe it isn’t meant for me... Peace of mind is more important eventually....!!!
Stay happy, stay smiling 🙌
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@DearthOfSid
If you feel ashamed with this, maybe it’s high time for you to convert into Salim
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Literally ROFL 🤣🤣🤣
Trolling congress & Pappu the Modi ji way
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@_sayema
Any reason
@TheMahiraKhan
never said anything when temples were destroyed or Hindus were converted in Pakistan ???
N Yes Bollywood celebrities must talk about all the stone pelting and riots from specific community !!
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#HappyWomensDay
to all the awesomazingly inspiring women I know...
You are a Rockstar !!
#HappyWomensDay2020
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Are you even Maharashtrian, if you don’t have Kanda-Pohe for breakfast on a Sunday morning ?? 😍😬
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A Guy who doesn’t flirt with other girls because he know that he already has the best girl in his life…
Do they still exist ??
#JustAsking
for
#ResearchPurpose
😎
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Diwali vibes... My fav Patakhe 😍😍😍
And Environmentalists... Please know that No Gyan will be entertained.. So keep it to yourself 🥳🥳
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A must try if you still haven’t...
Shivneri Misal, Saswad 😋😋
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Suddenly almost 50-60 pissful handles created in March/April 2020 are following me.. 🤬🤬
Blocking all of those.. Along with the other recently created accounts which I feel are fake !!
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That’s how Maharashtrians fast.. 😍😍😋😋
Pic: Sent by a relative in the group 😂😂
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I understand Pakistanis are suffering
But I still don’t have any sympathy for them, They’re the reason why
- Many parents lost their Army kids
- Common citizens lived in fear of 💥
- We need to spend development money on security
- H in Pak reduced to 2%
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Breakfast like this…
Because it’s a holiday 😍😍😍
We call it
#Appe
in Maharashtra.. What is it called in your language??
#TalentedChef
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Coolest PM ever 😎😎
And can’t miss “Twitter for iPhone” 🤩🤩🤩
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Years ago, while learning driving, I got a big dent on Dad’s car near tail light.
I was almost into tears while telling him.
I still remember He said, “Tum thik ho na ?? Car jaisi materialistic cheezo k liye rote nahi hai”
That’s the difference between his generation & ours !!!
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A request to everyone:
When you comment on my posts.. I expect certain kind of decency & manners !!
If it’s too much for you.. Please feel free to unfollow & refrain from commenting !!
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