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David Payne
3 years
Introducing the Xtreme Baseball League (XBL) •Split into 2 leagues: Freedom League & Liberty League •30 new custom teams, 29 new custom stadiums •Juiced balls (500ft elevation boost to each city) •Slightly modified @baconsfictional roster •0 repeats of current MLB cities
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5 years ago the Baltimore Orioles traded Manny Machado to the Dodgers for Dean Kremer, signaling the start of one of the most brutal rebuilds in baseball history. Tonight Dean Kremer takes the ball for the Orioles, 27 outs from winning their 100th game and clinching the AL East
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@BohemianAtmosp1 Colors are scary huh? I can’t even imagine how traumatizing it must be for you to see a pack of skittles, or when it rains but is also sunny
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@stoolpresidente The backdrop sure ain’t pretty but focusing on that instead of the rather accurate content of the speech is silly But if the lights were blue it def would’ve looked less ominous
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Absolutely elite uniform matchup here @UniWatch
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@TalkinBaseball_ This team could win anywhere from 40 to 100 games
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@MLBLife @BuxtonSZN This pic goes insanely hard
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@oLumenn @LiamFennessy_ Solely means one thing and you named at least 5
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@StoolBaseball O’s just split with the Rays, lead the division by 2 games, secured the tiebreaker and season series, and have the best record in the AL 🤡
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@JoePompliano @VegasIssues We just want buildings, bridges, and subways that don’t leak and collapse man
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@LumpyOatmealTTV @relishdaddy Dawg we won 47 out of 162 games in 2018, even the 2023 A’s are better than that
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@HoodieMaybin You know AI made it cuz the stands are full
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Rays with 3 different logos on one uniform is a lot @UniWatch
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@MLBONFOX Are you signing the best shortstop in baseball, or Dansby Swanson… what kind of question is this???
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@TodayInSportsCo I can’t believe this was 8 years ago wtf
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@JoeTrezz Uh where exactly does one just find BP throwing monkeys…?
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@headfallsoff I’m glad this was one of my 600 tweets today
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@MiLBAdvocates Would it really be that difficult for MLB clubs to invest in dorm-style housing in each minor league ballpark? not a luxury apartment building, just dorms. Bunk beds even. It’s not luxury, it’s minor league baseball it’s not supposed to be, but at least it’s something and free.
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@NBCSGiants If there haven’t been 54 outs yet then the game is still going
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@kylenabecker @minds Trump was president then. It was his FBI. And the said FBI didn’t say anything specifically about this story. Did you even listen or just type and guess?
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@TheRightMelissa Doesn’t apply to an illegally acquired firearm and someone too young to own a firearm
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@Knight_Loyalty @boofusthedoofus That is Daymond John from shark tank and you cannot convince me otherwise
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@KathyforMD 49,000 people = virtually empty. Y’all lie so shamelessly
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11:45pm- MLBPA and MLB strike a deal 11:55pm: Carlos Correa and the Orioles strike a deal ✨speaking it into existence✨
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@TheDavidPayne
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@kazknowsball Ah yes, a 3 minute video on Twitter posted by the accused about ONE of 4 allegations is surely is more factual, accurate, and thorough than a months long investigation by MLB that found wrongdoing. Also, reminder that something doesn’t have to be illegal to violate MLB policy
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Rob Drake has thrown Trey Mancini and Brandon Hyde out, which is something MLB should have done to Rob Drake after he threatened treason
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Grod liked my sign, and got a picture with @RutschmanAdley so I’d say it was a good night
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@aubrey_huff @RationalMale This explains the whole divorce thing
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@SlamCentralNYY @MLBONFOX Absolutely insane take
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@Orioles This is actually just all Brandon Hyde at different stages in life @Bradzsampar
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@TylerWilsonMLB I’ll raise your CarGo another CarGo
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So a bird sat on my head
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@masnRoch Only a matter of time until Buster Olney tweets they shouldn’t give him JJ Hardy’s number
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@DaveKaval Why is it happening in the first place though?
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@CleGuardians Maybe you should’ve waited for a left field homer before tweeting this
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@ChicagoWS05 @jyamaz50 I would say that defending his wife is quite the opposite of soft but go off
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@MLBDontStop If there was any question about this guy being a troll Gleyber on the underrated list is peak trolling
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@JoeNBC It’s perfectly representative of what the game of baseball is. Anyone can win on any given night. The last place pirates could beat the first place dodgers on any given night. You don’t see that in other sports. Randomness is part of the beauty of baseball
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@MLBVault If he had any range he could’ve set his feet and thrown
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@fuzzyfromyt Bro it’s not that deep. He took an osteoporosis drug to heal his wrist. He never played a major league baseball game with it in him. He’s not Braun or Cano, we can stop that narrative right now
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@Buster_ESPN @BaltoRacing The 2023 A’s are absolutely nothing like any of the Orioles teams of the last 5 years. The O’s had a targeted plan to build a perennial contender, which seems to be working even if you don’t like the methods. The A’s gutted a team, stadium, and fanbase to move to a new city.
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@MorganWallen I KNOW your hand cramped while writing this. My hand cramped just reading all that handwriting
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@YungKuch @TalkinBaseball_ So that’s not how baseball contracts work
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@BallySports @BallySportsSO Will Smith exchanged words. Juan was not phased
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@andymoney69 Could’ve at least gotten the name of the podcast right geez
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@discussbaseball These are the kind of days I cried myself to sleep for 5 years dreaming of
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@aubrey_huff Wish you would
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@aubrey_huff @RudyGiuliani But everything he said was the exact opposite of what he said under oath in court so
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@TheOnlyNoIan I saw him too
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@SlamCentralNYY @MLBONFOX Hit 25 home runs, post a + .900 ops, post a + .800 ops, record over 60 RBI in a season, bat over .260, get on base more than 30% of the time, slug over .500, win ROY, finish top 5 in MVP, walk more than 22 times in a season, should I keep going?????
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Love people finding a way to turn the Correa offer into a bash the O’s session. Do you want bad teams to try to win and be competitive or not??? Can’t complain when they suck AND when they try to get better
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@lunch_enjoyer We give you the best pizza in the country and this is how you repay us?
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@masnRoch He is risen. ✝️
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@FlippinBatsPod @BenVerlander Did your own podcast just respond and explain it to you….
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@Joelsherman1 Assemble the god squad
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@BNONews More like L-Qaeda amirite??
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@Krisi_Mac @andymoney69 If you don’t care about it then why interact with a tweet about it lol? Or tweet about it in the first place. Seems like a waste of your time if you dgaf. Seems like you do
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@KevinGohD “Did you secure generational wealth for your family?” “Yes” “What did it cost?” “Everything”
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@RealHornSolo @TheGameDayMLB Bro did not understand the assignment
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@MLB @Gatorade John means went 27 up, 27 down. This isn’t a question
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@AuntiePython @stoolpresidente That’s not what was says but go off
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They’re gonna have to shut this whole app down when the O’s are good again. If Orioles Twitter is this rowdy when we are bad I can’t wait to see what it looks like when we win 3 straight pennants. Imagine if we had 95 wins instead of 45 and Kyle Farnsworth said that shit 😳
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@MarinerMemes @Mariners @Orioles And you are ours for the West Coast. Baltimore baseball is entirely different without Adam Jones
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@HNoll21 But why did the pitcher get up from the first hit and go fight SOMEONE ELSE?!
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@baseball_ref Owner of the Mets
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@ShutTheDore Confusing morals on display on this one
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@Jon_KyleMusic @Willydawildcat @kboydhello @jay_pea619 @COYLE23MC We are talking about medical care for his daughter here. Not a lavish lifestyle. Not any kind of lifestyle even. Literally just the ability to live.
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@Yankees Thank you for sharing all of this. But you literally employ one of the men who did this
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@DannyVietti What’s even crazier is that only one strike was thrown in this whole 4 minute clip
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@victornelson @GrahamAllen_1 Good thing there was 49,000 people at the game and that doesn’t apply
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@MLBONFOX @MLB You know there’s only one answer... most iconic bat flip of all time
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@crackers8199 @MiLBAdvocates Even with host families being an option, why not just provide housing at the stadiums? No commute for players, 24/7 access to training facilities, in the off-season rent it out as Air BnB for some additional revenue. Feels like a no brainer to me
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@YungKuch @TalkinBaseball_ They’re under contract for at least 5 more years
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@Buster_ESPN @jakum77 @matthewmeliker @PaulHembo Buster, we simply don’t care about Mike Mussina. Theres no axe to grind. If he went in with an O’s hat, his number is retired. It’s cut and dry. You’re a grown man, how do you have trouble comprehending this still? How many people need to tell you the criteria before you get it
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@ThomGR11 @JoePompliano Great to see housekeeping doing the work our elected officials won’t
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@MLB @baseballpro The Braves in 4th place... cardinals in 3rd... Red Sox almost .500.... schedule 1 drugs were used
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@MLBPipeline Wtf is this? Where’s the guy that lead in home runs?
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@SUPADUPADC3 @AuntiePython @stoolpresidente If you think half the country is MAGA still idk what to tell ya
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@RealShelfy First mistake was defending him
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