cancelling plans is ok. staying home is ok. cracking open that can of bush’s beans that’s been eyeing you down for the last hour is ok. eating the beans inside is ok. you deserve this
Kissing under the mistletoe:
-boring
-gross
-requires having a person to kiss (how?)
Eating beans under the mistletoe:
-exciting
-not gross
-very easy to acquire (the store)
hiiii it’s harrison aka the bushs beans twitter guy aka
@goodbeanjokes
. since i'm gonna be spending more time at home my mom wants me to learn how to cook. so obviously i'm gonna be cooking beans and they said I can post about it on here :)
also this is my face please be nice
70 LAYER WORLD RECORD BEAN DIP
70 LAYER WORLD RECORD BEAN DIP
70 LAYER WORLD RECORD BEAN DIP
70 LAYER WORLD RECORD BEAN DIP
70 LAYER WORLD RECORD BEAN DIP
70 LAYER WORLD RECORD BEAN DIP
70 LAYER WORLD RECORD BEAN DIP
70 LAYER WORLD RECORD BEAN DIP
Her: come over
Me: I can’t
Her: I have a wide variety of baked beans that cross taste barriers and allow even the pickiest of eaters to find a flavor they enjoy
Me:
Beans be like
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Listen i know this is rough but it’s the closest I can do until we get a bean emoji ok? Just bear with me
Is your child texting about Bush’s Beans?
TTYL - talk to you later (no)
IDC - I don’t care (no)
ILY - I love you (no)
RTBBF - Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage (yes!)
BTW - by the way (no)
Sorry I didn’t respond to your text I was busy thinking about how Bush’s Beans are an affordable plant based alternative protein that’s easy to make and delicious
Give a man a can of beans, he eats for a day
Teach a man to make a can of beans, he turns it into a multi-generational, family owned company with an adorable spokesdog
A list of reasons you should eat Bush’s Beans:
can use a fork or a spoon (versatile)
Make your breath smell good (hello ladies)
Protein (big strong muscles)
Beans wont leave you (ever)
You hear that, Jessica? (:/)
BEANS WONT LEAVE YOU