Berlin Blade
@TeBe_Blade
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@BeardedGenius
If we weren’t laissez-faire about it and stood up and marched on the palace, do you think they would hold their hands up and say ‘okay our time is up’ or do you think the army would use machine guns on the crowds?
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@mattletiss7
It doesn’t stop you catching it megamind. It just reduces the effects when you do. I thought you did (all your own) research on this?!
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@martinabettt
Corbyn’s was
‘Let’s get rid of homelessness shall we? Let’s just get rid of that. Then take back the rail network, Mail, water & electricity so people aren’t getting ripped off any more.’
But the papers said he was a racist or something.
So he lost
You get what you vote for
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@Shuttsapalooza
He’s literally the best 9 (perhaps behind halaand) in the world so this absolutely makes loads of sense. Chelsea would probably play him left wing
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@SheffInterFC
I am incandescent.
Her majesty is down there looking up and she is NOT impressed.
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@Pu55yman_Dan
@DavidLammy
Your commitment to this bit is amazing and your mentions must be horrendous
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You can still watch the super league btw if you’re that way inclined. Just like we sometimes still watch the champions league on a Tuesday. It’ll have adverts before every throw in and players will be on a million a week and everything decided by VAR but we will get our game back
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@gillesofftheweb
That’s class. You can’t buy it. It’s intangible. You just know it when you see it.
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@paddykenny17
@warnockofficial
By all means enjoy it paddy, but enjoy it by being fucking disciplined out there today
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@kev__1987
Why on earth should alcohol not be allowed in the stands? It works literally everywhere else on the planet. You’ve been conditioned to think this is a problem because we’ve not been allowed to drink in the stands for so long. It’s actually a very normal thing to do.
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@_The72
You’re mistaken, there are no empty seats. Leeds don’t have empty seats. They are a huge club that have filled their stadium every year for years. The 21k season averages from the last 10 years do not exist you’re imagining them.
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Why are we even letting Nike make our England shirt??? Use an English brand like Peacocks or F&F Tesco clothing. I just want my flag back sorry if that offends anyone
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‘No gay shit on there is there mate?’
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@kelvmackenzie
Also. When is straight pride day??!! And why do they shove Father’s Day down our throats when the kids don’t want to see me anyway? Why do I have to sleep in the car while she gets the house? Where did it all go wrong
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@Carin_McLeoud
Imagine in the 70s trying to explain to someone that in 2022 the world would be so socially fragmented, divided with such niche interests, people would be arguing (on an electronic hub that connects us) about if the erotic mind control community is tolerant enough to other races.
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@SheffUnitedWay
I think solbakken should leave. Imagine having haaland, odegaard, Berge in your team and not qualifying while teams like north Macedonia do
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@ReubenPinder
I am not allowed to say these things I am saying and being filmed saying and being paid to say and having these recordings platformed by the largest media outlet in the world
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We need to go down, find our identity under Wilder, come back up and we will look 10x more competitive.
We have looked better under CW but it kind of feels like he is using what he has, not what he wants.
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Modern football is Ishowspeed being at the Ballon D’or. It’s SaltBae holding the WORLD CUP on the pitch after the final. It’s Qatar hosting a World Cup. It’s Ruben Neves going to play in Saudi Arabia. It’s 11am games on Sunday morning. I can’t be arsed with it any more.
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Fair fucking play to Roy Hodgson btw. Absolute power play. He’s just bought himself another week in the job there. What the fuck are they gonna do, sack him in hospital? That’s experience. You can’t buy that. You wouldn’t see one of these young upstarts pulling moves like this 🫡
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@dank_ackroyd
Hey! Do you have any internal organs we can take as a deposit that you might not need for the next 12 months?
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@big_toona99
@fesshole
This is so wrong. You’ve no idea how awful the UK really is until you leave and live somewhere else.
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@martinabettt
I’m seriously starting to think that Starmer’s job is to push the electorate even further right. Disenfranchise people to the extent that middle England will consider voting for the brexit party and farage.
That’s the only explanation at this point.
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@NicholasBoyd
@samgoat27
imagine being there trying to buy pills and being disappointed they aren’t cyanide when you’re coming up
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@keelan_____
Teams in the championship lose on average 500k a week you know. 25 million a year. And you think if we take the sky 6 away it will make them financially unviable? Oooookay
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@HipsterManager
@nocontextfm1
Ah hes werwd class! Top top geeza. Tell u what. Not bad on a night out either
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There’s a Sheff Utd fan called BerlinBoy on here who has a lot of incredibly right wing shit opinions and Tory sympathy. Please don’t confuse the two of us, thank u
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@LozzaFox
‘Every single main stream media outlet is asking me to go on their channel’
‘I have been cancelled’
Which is it mate
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I love blokes on Twitter moaning at just stop oil from STOPPING them from getting to WORK. Did you ever take a step back and think… what if your job is fucking pointless and what if you are wasting your life doing it?
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@SactownMariner
@kev__1987
Maybe you should get into theatre or the opera mate. Football has always been the working class game where working class people go on a Saturday and vent their frustrations and have a good time. It’s not a tv show.
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@ApoIlo42
@GoodReddit
Mate if you’re not gay you can say whatever you want and it won’t make you gay
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My tram crashed into a car yesterday. During the commotion afterwards and giving statements and everyone checking everyone was okay, I leant in and said to the driver of the car ‘… you can’t park there mate’ and I felt incredible. A warm glow washed over me
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Because it is. When you’re building a public service which is actually for the public and not just an opportunity to steal tax money from the electorate. This would be dubbed ‘communism’ in England because people have been THAT brainwashed by the tories.
Why does France make building high-speed rail look so easy😢
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I’m getting an awful lot of enjoyment out of the Sheff united podcast passive aggressive beef by the way
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@AyoCaesar
Will you be ‘going back to your own country’ to get married or will you be getting married abroad?
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@The_Bladesman
Imagine how bad the medical treatment at the Bosnian FA is if he would prefer to use our team
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@SUFCED
He wins everything in the air. He holds it up. He links play. He chips in with goals. Huge leader in the dressing room. Who you wanting to bring in on a free that’s better?
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She told me tonight that she’s got a fella. We go again. We reload. It went like this:
Me: I love that hoody, it’s massive on you!
Her: Thanks 😌
Me: That MUST belong to an ex boyfriend I bet 🤣
Her: No, current
Me:
It’s finally happened BerlinBlade fans. What a journey. Trust the process. Look at the data. Kissing n that tonight. You do the math.
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@UndrTheCosh
Did you ask him about stealing money off his team mates? Guess I’ll have to listen and find out
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@StanCollymore
Top tier tweeting this Stan. Keep it up. People speak about the Premier League being ‘the envy of the world’ but it’s bollocks. It’s the pyramid that’s the envy of the world. The premier league is only so strong because of what’s underneath it supporting it.
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Up early and entering my 6th year in Berlin today. No regrets whatsoever. When I look back at everything that’s happened in England in the last 5 years I think I timed it very well. I will definitely be going through the process of permanent German citizenship this year.
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@markgoldbridge
We beat you at old Trafford 2.5 years ago with goals from oli Burke and kean Bryan. Waste of a spot = Man Utd. Waste of skin = you
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@_georgina666
‘Now show the poor cities where people are starving and desperate’
*cuts to detroit*
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@youlovevally
@idciycontagious
Are you being serious? Piss kinks are entry level fetish wise. What do you consider a fetish? Woman on top?
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@GuidoFawkes
Everyone at this table looks like they are the same person but at different ages. Like the old man invented a time machine and went back for dinner with himself at the ages of 25, 30, 35 and 40 to pass on wisdom
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@k30evc
@sportbible
I think the silence says it all don’t you? He’s hardly gonna be doing fuckin triathlons for leisure in private is he?
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Sean dyche would also be an excellent choice for the England job because he would be able to use the downtime between international breaks by grouting the showers, plastering the communal player’s space and bleeding radiators
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The super league would have been the best thing to happen to football. We would have had our game back.
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@tufty_club
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Football is everything. The most important thing in the world. That’s why I would never piss my football career up the wall if I was a professional footballer.
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@SheffieldUnited
Why the fuck do carabao sponsor the tournament then make it impossible for anyone to watch the tournament? It makes absolutely no sense. It would be like Randox insisting we wear our shirts inside out so you can’t see the name on the front.
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Throw the entire January budget at getting Keiran McKenna and bring Jay Socic home from Luton to be head of recruitment and start again. If big Sam doesn’t text back obv
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@fesshole
This doesn’t make sense, the wording is off. You were sad it was a daughter? Because you didn’t want to share it with a son? So surely it’s good that it was a daughter? I don’t get it
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@JoeStephenson96
hi, do you remember those little furry ball type things with googly eyes and a tassel attached with some sort of message on them? You would typically stick them to your fridge. Do you remember them?
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9th tier English football.
English premier league fans that have never been to a game think their league is the envy of the world, ‘the greatest league in the world’.
They miss the point that it’s actually the English pyramid that is the pride of the country & needs protecting.
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Can’t. recommend the
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podcast enough if you’re a united fan, but feel obliged to say, if you’re in any way suicidal, don’t listen. ‘I’m going on holiday to italy next week. No doubt that’ll be SHIT.’ Class from the lads.
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With men’s mental health awareness at an all time high (which I fully support by the way) if you are feeling low and depressed, this image serves to remind you there’s always someone worse off than you
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@DanielleLayla03
Imagine going Ibiza with like 4 of your really good mates and even thinking about trying to pull. That is not alpha male behaviour that is zebra male behaviour
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@townsendyesmate
I would do exactly the same. I do genuinely think I’m dying 5 or 6 times a month but think ‘best just ride this out, don’t want to cause a fuss’
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@notcianvaughan
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Season ticket would be about £400 a year. Not really a factor when you spend 350k.
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