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Committing on-chain crimes with my buds

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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@SBF_FTX Why the fuck are you tweeting about this
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@Gee__Gazza @dubzyxbt @Yieldasaurus Reality is he just needs to work harder. Rip bozo
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 months
$PUPS might be the first coin to ever trade at negative prices
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@NulledWine @tadleer This perpetual cycle of us being early again is a hilarious potential universe
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@zachxbt
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2 years
1/ It has almost been a year now since my first thread on Scott Melker when he got exposed for dumping tokens on his audience after tweets. Well new information has finally appeared so let’s dive in!
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@TaxEvadingChair
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4 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ Relegating black people to the poor blockchain actually worked in their favours (IM KIDDING DONT COME FOR ME)
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 months
@Polymarket @trading_axe @shayne_coplan @cobie looks like we may need escrow services again
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@SalsaTekila It’s KSI and he earned the title
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@DeFiSurfer808 @xbtGBH As opposed to what other option? If he was trying to fake his death it can’t be the enemies getting him
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 months
Dev all but confirmed the Binance listing speculation is true $PUPS SEND IT FUCKING HIGHER HOLY SHIT
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@trader1sz Trading view INSOLVENT?
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 months
Just bought another 2 @KanpaiPandas at 1.64E fading @icebagz_ is a silly mistake
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@TaxEvadingChair
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1 month
@blknoiz06 It was never about this singular coin, people just didn’t want you gallivanting around promoting every single celebrity rug What happened to all the other ones you promoted?
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 months
$PUPS $1,000 Fuck all of you
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@DovySimuMMA Paddy got worked by a 135 pounder 😂😂😂 AND THEY STILL RIGGED IT
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@SalsaTekila Portfolio ATH doesn’t exist anymore. Scrub from your mind. You have what you have, nothing more, nothing less.
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@TaxEvadingChair
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He never gave up. Why would you?
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@IDrawCharts No there’s a reason, you can feel the weight of your poor decisions
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@BorrachinhaMMA Goodnight Paulo, jerk one out for us
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Listing a panda sub 2 Eth is now Haram under sharia law and will be punished with stoning. you can still sell, just not under 2
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@based16z It is actually so dead on here still it’s hillarious
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@fuckyourputs It’s so fucking over for Reddit
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@TaxEvadingChair
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4 months
@The_Airmass DO NOT SEND SHIT TO THIS
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@TaxEvadingChair
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11 months
Yo who the fuck just bought up all the @KanpaiPandas from .7 ETH to 1.2 ETH lmaooooooo
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@trader1sz @insilicobunker Sri Lanka? Never heard of her. Yemen? Ye man Putin bad
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@skyquake_1 @mattomattik Can you dumb this down by like 80%?
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 months
SWEEP THE RUNE PUPPETS
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@satsdart i refuse to study any kind of lines like some nerd or virgin. I will ram my head against a wall until i learn like a real man
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2 years
@cryptocevo Copy pasta?
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2 years
@stablekwon Metaverse strip club for our stripper dollars
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@purp_eth @blknoiz06 My brother in Christ unibot is now at only a 35m mcap, after major pumpage yes, but look into the project 1m hardcap supply, no inflation, revenue sharing is really good Integrating with dopex, gmx and other avenues of onchain trading packaged in a UI normies can use
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@GrindingPoet hear me out... shes just in a bear market. that could be the next 1,000x altcoin gem with a gym membership and a lil starvation
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@TaxEvadingChair
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4 months
@ratwell0x Bro that thang is crazy
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@TaxEvadingChair
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4 months
North Korea being a legitimate on-chain threat might be the funniest shit about crypto
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@52kskew Hey skew can we have a quick meeting in the back room with the tire irons and bone saws real quick? Want to have a word with you for this
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 months
@PupsToken THIS IS THE MARKETING WE NEEDED
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@SalsaTekila Just shaking out the virgins before 100k
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 years
@DrStran86710506 @ThinkingUSD Prolly Thursday bro, we just don’t know which one
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@blknoiz06 I’m something of a black man myself
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@satsdart Z kinda built like dr doofenshmirtz
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2 years
@DedWhaleson @CL207 Henchmen of investors who feel defrauded are showing up to Do Kwons home
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@TaxEvadingChair
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10 months
This is now a @bunnygirl_cap shill page. @hentaiavenger66 made me an offer I couldnt refuse (hole) Buy [Bammers] for the sake of your children
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@TaxEvadingChair
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4 months
Futures album will mark the pico bottom of this dump Few.
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 months
Bitcoin puppets in control Capitulate all the $PUPS you want
@Hustletiips
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3 months
Bitcoin Puppets have just skyrocketed to a .41 BTC floor price surpassing NodeMonkes significantly Puppets in control. $PUPS
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@GrindingPoet Capo going for a walk
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 years
@ginmanga @LunaBulls They just whitelisted way too many people
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@TaxEvadingChair
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5 months
@deltaxbt @mattomattik I’ve been hiding at work for 20 minutes refreshing the feed fuck sake
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@WifeyAlpha @Ninjascalp He’s literally been one of the most accurate trader in the past few months from all the ones I follow… including you
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@TaxEvadingChair
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7 months
Kuji team has been underrated since Luna days, feel $Kuji runs hard since its been weighed down by the Luna fallout… kind of like how sol was weighed down by the ftx fallout
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Another early Alpha If you are not a holder or staking $KUJI, you are still early 🉐 Don't sleep on $KUJI, i am no longer fading them 🉐
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@DegenSpartan Well the collateralized Luna that makes up a huge chunk of the tvl is down 10% in the last 2 days. I don’t have the exact numbers in front of me rn but that must make up most of the reason
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@TaxEvadingChair
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Blocked all bears. Higher.
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@TaxEvadingChair
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2 years
@mewn21 Free code camp on YouTube has a 16 hour solidity beginner to advanced Python tutorial, teaches solidity, Python, , brownie, ganache, vscode, remix, running on local chains and deploying and all that good shit. If you really wanna learn It’s a good start
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@TaxEvadingChair
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3 months
Hearing classified reports that $PUPS sellers have completely ran out of tokens OTC desks almost out of tokens too will report more as information comes in
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@marenaltman @johnmvaughan I’m not reiterating falsity star-tard, the question asked, and your answer are right there in the picture. You lied as if you never got paid by mashinsky
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@marenaltman @johnmvaughan Even if you weren’t paid for that specific video you clearly used that as an opportunity to half-lie and pretend like the thought of you being a paid Shiller was crazy. Also your answer to his question was a lie. Mashinsky did pay you, he didn’t ask just for this video
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@TaxEvadingChair
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Ah yes, Hong kong has decided to just full stack nuke hitler the chart the second trading opens happy chinese new year you pieces of shit
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2 years
@MapleReborn A wise man once said “neurodivergent cooter is like the wagyu of box” @conzimp
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@DeFifrog1 You got the link?
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@TaxEvadingChair
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We are exiting disbelief you idiots I still work a normal job and normies are currently in the “da fuck they doin over there” phase and have seen it drop from 73 to 60 Now we wait for it to rip up to 85-100 and trap some retail at the local top Correct to 70k then fly to 200k
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volatility is drying it up while we stall around 70k. It's as though boomer flows are the only driver for higher prices. And the derivatives side is relatively quiet. Funding rates hovering near neutrality. Weird world, it's as if we're in disbelief stage.
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@TaxEvadingChair
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I’m no TA magician but this looks like you hammer the green button $PUPS
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@TaxEvadingChair
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If we break down from this range, then that GCR call is undeniably fucking awful You wait a year and come back to put your reputation on the line and we nuke to 50k and alts literally get slaughtered? But if we don’t break down from this range and there actually is light at the
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2 years
@Tradermayne @CryptoCred @tier10k Holy fucking shit he made you French
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@DeFifrog1 The funniest part is you’re probably deadass
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Holding $PUPS and shitting on $PUPS at this price feels equally retarded hard read
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We really took black GCR for granted
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@TaxEvadingChair
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I have bought a LOT of $JEWS on solana This is financial advice
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@OhYouBlockhead I can save her
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@Tradermayne What an odd way to flirt with a man
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@MoonMark_ @0xfoobar @BoredApeYC good fucking god hahaha, so all the safety nets are just... not there. first thought was that theyd have a max_apes var but that is hilarious they just bypass it
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@PaikCapital Gold Bitcoin Eth Sol
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@papasmurff91 @hotblockchain I’d never go to war for an oil company but I’d take up arms to defend ELITE milk
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@cobie @udiWertheimer $10 if you shoot gainzys Yamaka off
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@TaxEvadingChair
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4 months
Need a goth latina gf to yell at me until I restructure my portfolio into high conviction again
@ShtBuy
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reminder to go ahead and cull your low performing and/or low conviction plays that you've likely amassed. straight to usdc, save it for the next fresh and perfectly timed make it play thrown at your feet. Full port long is never necessary during the bull....
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2 years
@satsdart Hehe horsey move in L shape
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GET FUCKED BEARS
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@Beach_Life007 @AlgodTrading No please, go ahead and long your longs while sp500 is at 4250 and bitcoin at 24k, will love to see how this worked out for you end of September
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@inversebrah WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIEN FROK?
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@bigballsbulla Looks like there’s some 50k option of her flying you out and giving you the gf experience So yeah probably actual prostitution innit
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@Trader_XO Capo capo capo
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$PUPS I spoke with the higher powers. They will not be disrespecting my trend line again. Higher. Newsy Johnson.
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@CoinMarketMan Because satsdart has yet to be arrested and I need reparations
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@TiernoNick @CryptoKaleo Silence “super follower”
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@cobie @tradinglord @adamscochran Do you think you’ve changed now into wealth preservation being by far more important than wealth generation? Could that potentially be why bitcoin seems more valuable to you now?
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@WClementeIII @WifeyAlpha You’re working with pomp which only further confirms what everyone already knew about you. You’re nothing but a fraudulent bitcoin influencer you aren’t this cringe boy genius analyst you try to parade yourself around as. You’re nothing but an uponly bitcoin shill fraud.
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@TaxEvadingChair
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Consolidated all my losers into buying more $PUPS There is no second best
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@bitbitcrypto 100x levered to the tits, thank you blessed bitbit
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I’m long as fuck pussies
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@itszore Turkey for dinner tonight?
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@itszore Drunk lime scooters is the best
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@TaxEvadingChair
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This is the most bullish thing I’ve ever seen for $PUPS
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@TaxEvadingChair
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@CryptoDegenDeFi @DaganCooper @stablekwon This is a risk you willingly take on when you leverage, you can either risk processing time on a CEX or in this case transaction bottlenecking on a blockchain. It’s not “unfair” it’s how a blockchain works
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@TitanXBT @Pollo2x She don’t wanna be saved 😔
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@CryptoCapo_ Just go outside
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