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Systematic Investment Research // Free Dashboard & App // Bloomberg Reuters Trading Strategies: $WIFEY $KOALA $PIGLET // @ChiefQuant
Joined December 2021
Though it took far more time than expected, I am pleased and very proud to launch with you. is an educational gateway for traders and portfolio managers. We are a quantitative investment research firm and a dedicated team of.
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Some people would love to have your bad days. Be thankful for what you have ❤️.
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This is very important for us. Please answer honestly. I have to show this tweet to someone. Has wifey account helped you this year and do you support the wifey family?. Please like, retweet and reply to show your support.
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I will be releasing a beta version of the wifey dashboard for 100 people. CQ will at random pick 100 likes on this tweet.
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anyone that likes this post gets the free wifey dash. rules are rules.
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This thread will cover 11 macroeconomic indicators that are helpful for measuring 👇👇👇. Inflation, Fear and Uncertainty. This 🧵 will discuss when to look, where to look, what to watch for, what it means, what steps to take and risk level.
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Any large organisations including charities imo that took money from SBF should give it back to the people who lost it. It was not SBF’s money to give in the first place. It should start with the Democratic Party. If you agree like and share.
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First, I would like to thank the Wifey Fam for such an amazing year. I hope my family has helped yours, as you have helped mine. As some of you know, and for those who do not, the Wifey household has been doxxed.
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Maybe start with … Don’t buy calls in a fucking bear market when implied volatility is high.
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Ok, this is a big tweet so you can show me how much you want this! . I’ve provided the bear market rally research before the rally started on the weekend of 21st to 22nd May. WOULD YOU LIKE THE RESEARCH FOR THE BEAR MARKET RALLY REVERSAL? I will provide it before the flip.
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Would you like 🔮 for tomorrow?. 5000 likes before $SPX close. You have over 5 hours. This tweet the rules are not broken for. Already gave you a pass for yesterday. Good luck fam.
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If you are part of the Wifey Fam please like and retweet to show your support.
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@Bitboy_Crypto When bitcoin was trading $60k you said it would trade $320k . YOU ARE LYING . Here is evidence
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Just look at this bellend ! . Crying over a fucking watch. What a loser. This is not it, fam. Not the way! . Family values first, then we smash the markets.
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Ray Dalio is confirming that we are in an economic war. He is talking about USA-China. I said this years ago now. The next stage gets scary. Listen.
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A short thread on late stage bear market rallies 🧵 . In the later stages of bear market rallies there are numerous signals both quantitative and qualitative. We will start for the former and end with the latter. 1/6.
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My father just had a heart attack . He is in hospital right now. Please pray for my old man.
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"Once inflation goes above 5%, it has never come back down without the Fed Funds Rate exceeding the CPI".Stanley Druckenmiller. US CPI (inflation) for July was 8.5%
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This happened in 2017 in Romania. A 3-year-old baby fell inside a 49.2ft well. For more than 10 hours, they tried to rescue the baby, but the well was too small. This 14-year-old kid offered himself as a volunteer since he was skinny enough to fit.
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Bonds are fucked. Equities about to be fucked. Commodities are fucking with people. Real estate will fuck everyone over. Final Gn.
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WTF is happening in the U.K. My country is fucked for decades 🥺
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If this gets 3000 likes before Sunday futures open I will do 🔮 for one more day.
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Like, retweet and reply if the research from this account has helped you this year.
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3000 likes before US open and I give you old school four level intraday 🔮 . This is a hard one. Good luck.
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If you like this tweet I will send you my alts … when you are sleeping I am researching. #wifeyofshitcoins 😘.
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Wifey Research.Bear Market Rally Research.Pig Meme.VolQ 21 Rules.Zeee Puts Track.Pig 31st March.Pig 20th May .
PIG PORTFOLIO REBALANCE.***********************************.Reduced Pig from 75% to 50%.Increased Cash from 25% to 35%. DIRTY BETA HEDGE.************************.Equity Index Futures Hedge 15%.5% Long $ES_F 3885.5% Long $NQ 11780.5% Long $RTY_F 1765
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This thread will cover 23 macroeconomic indicators that are helpful for measuring .👇👇👇. Consumption, Investment, Government & Net Exports. GDP = C+I+G+NX. This 🧵 will discuss when to look, where to look, what to watch for, what it means, what steps to take and risk level.
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If you are sitting in 100% cash and seeing many people making money don’t get tempted. This is a bear market rally and those people have been rekt all year. Not losing money in a bear market is a massive flex. Do not forget that. Make sure you have the cash when it’s time to buy.
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Hell is coming and the majority of people are clueless. Strong secondary reactions in equity bear markets only enables more aggressive monetary policy tightening. US inflation is at 9.1% and The Great Pump is over. This time is different.
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There are going to be a lot of 500x -2000x #crypto projects in the next bull run. I spend every day researching them. Sharing more on a new thread dropping soon 😘 Notis on!.
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Would you like a thread on turning points and market reversals with a focus on bear market rallies? This will help prepare you for the future.
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This thread will cover 16 macroeconomic indicators that are helpful for measuring .👇👇👇. Multiple Components . This 🧵 will discuss when to look, where to look, what to watch for, what it means, what steps to take and risk level.
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Like this tweet if you are wifey fam and show the world your support 🙏.
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Offensive to everyone but the people who are meant to be offended 🤨🤨
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Fed is going to hike higher and for longer than market expectations.
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If you want access to the wifey raw signal centre with all the extras let me know with a comment, like and share. I will put you on the early list. It might be a bit buggy but we will test before the full launch.
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I am telling you this is the big one. The one that is different. The Great Reset.
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This is going to be the worst financial recession of our lives. How you manage your money over the next 12 months will determine your financial stability and freedom for the next 20 years. You can’t afford to fuck this up.
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This crash is where we make our generational wealth, then we invest in the market and compound for the next 20-years. You can’t get much more lit af as that. 🔥.
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To @RealAlphaWifey, I am sorry you have endured this because of my work and this account, but I admire your strength and courage as I always have. You are the light. And I, we, are forever grateful for your strength, courage, and inspiration. I love you.
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My dad has been unresponsive for two days. He was found in the early hours having a stroke after a previous heart attack and having fluid in the lungs. The doctors said there was nothing they could do and he was on life support. We thought we would lose him today but he just woke.
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I have over 15 years trading experience and many of those years have been spent building trading programs. I have 6 strategy programs using > 250 models. I am happy to share them with you. I try to tweet as much complimentary research to back it up. For your families. Ayni 🙏✝️.
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Bear Market Rally Summary 🧵 . 1. What are Bear Market Rallies?.2. Expected BMR length and peak.3. How to trade BMR start & end.4. How to prepare for BMR.5. References (book & papers).
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The biggest rug pull of our lives will happen cause people underestimated how sticky inflation is.
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1) We short these markets to hades with institutional grade drawdown control. 2) We are going to buy the generational lows on listed securities and private assets. 3) We go on a family holiday for 3 mths. 4) We buy homes for the fam. 5) We compound for the next 20 yrs. Deal? 🤝.
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1000 likes for CQ in 2 mins and I will tweet zee puts that I will do anyway.
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would you like me to continue providing short-term #bitcoin targets?. could tweet S-T 🎯 & L-T 🎯 . increase alfaaa seeer ?. 👇 👇 👇.
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According to Psychologists, there are four types of Intelligence: . 1) Intelligence Quotient (IQ).2) Emotional Quotient (EQ).3) Social Quotient (SQ).4) Adversity Quotient (AQ).
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I’m double vaxxed cause I wanted to go on holiday and I did not want my freedom taken from me. Surely, the government wouldn’t risk my life. Now I have to see what happens to me. I should have listen to my anti-vaxx friends. Live and learn … if I live longer enough.
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Cash is 👑. This is the big one. If you are long-only and in USD, you are winning. Don’t listen to ppl trying to make you FOMO. They have little to no money left that is why they are swinging for the fences. Be smart. Stay in cash. Your family will thank you. Then we buy the dip.
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Do you think we could get this tweet to 2,500 likes to show your support for wifey finding new investment 🐳?.
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If wifey has helped you in the last 21 trading days pls like and retweet 🙏.
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You don’t have banks blowing up in bull markets. This is your sanity check.
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Chinese media today. Operation Export Inflation to the West. Timing is everything.
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Wifey boss mode. If you like poker you have to watch this. Epic
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There are going to be a lot of 500-1000x #crypto projects in the next bull run. I spend every day researching them. I'll find them and share them with you 😘.
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