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frog online ❤️ https://t.co/YEi2MSE03L
Miami, FL
Joined September 2019
A public service thread: . important CT copypastas for those who have forgotten to save them. 🧵👇🍆.
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Market dumped so hard that nobody even realized that Solana still isn't working at all.
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Hearing that there’s a new Trojan going around in telegram that can automatically download to your phone through an easy-to-miss automatically on setting. Don’t get hacked, do the stuff in the below image ASAP for both Cellular and Wifi imo.
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You ever go from absolutely getting it in to absolutely never getting it in with just 1 text message?
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If it’s the end for now, I really can’t complain. I watched the markets sidelined for two years, too scared to put real money in, finally put $1000 into Coinbase in Jan. & ran it up to just over 1 million United States Dollars. Peanuts to most of my frens but I’m proud regardless.
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Multigenerational housing is extremely based, and I hate that it has a weird stigma in America. There is nothing embarrassing about living together with your family & taking care of each other. Could ease a ton of our poverty and mental health issues by embracing it as a society.
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I like Avalanche, but important to note that Solana fees are still very cheap when huge surges of people are using it. How do we achieve this? Why, we just shut the chain off when it gets too busy, of course. Easy peasy.
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This meme format is a government op to make you more miserable. Don't put yourself down. Become ungovernable
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What’s the big deal if number goes up or down today or tomorrow? We’re stuck here forever with each other anyway. You think the normie world wants any of you degenerates back? Lol. Rich eventually.
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If you want to buy shitcoins on Cardano you have to send your ADA to the shitcoin peddler and he literally manually sends it back to you. This process evidently takes between 2-4 hours, depending on how his day is going. Not a joke.
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I've done my absolute level best to conquer my extreme dread about the idea of returning to Twitter after such a nice calm introspective break touching grass and eating ass, but unfortunately, I'm tapping out. The grass won, and I have run out of ass. I loved the OG core.
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Bought the absolute intergenerational intergalactic top of the housing market.
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Two types of people on CT: people who are absorbing every bit of information they can on zkSync right now, and people who hate money.
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Ahhh the joys of being self-employed in America. Health insurance a very reasonable $730 monthly for a single male (with extra $20 tip for daring to pay with a card, ofc)
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If and when I have children they will never, ever be allowed to use YouTube for anything. Sick fucking world we live in
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Hilarious that people think the metaverse will be anything less than 97% sex simulation (complete with IRL enhancement devices), companionship/emotional intimacy as a service, and various other kinds of pornography.
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No matter how bad it gets, there’s some solace in the fact that at least we’re suffering amongst friends
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Secured the Macan S bag. Some people called it a girl's car or not a real Porsche or whatever but honestly I could afford to buy it in cash, it is comfy, looks good, and feels great to drive so idc at all.
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So many people cracking wise about the Celsius lady having done porn - all I’m saying is if those same people found out that a dude DeFi exec used to lay 12” pipe on camera before crypto, they’d all be like “Nice! Sick! Buying their token for sure”. I’m 100% sure of it.
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Question for OGs: is this max pain right now on the timeline, or nah?.
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I went from 4 figures to 7 because of @0xElm0 (penguins at .08) and @blknoiz06 ($13 SOL and all the coins on his Q4 report) and I’m hanging out with those legends irl rn. Brs loterally changed my life, n cap. Theres litrally nothing like crypto in the whol world bros.
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Coinfessions be like “I flipped 1 BNB up to $37m, then I lost it all, my entire bloodline was sold into indentured servitude, & CZ came to my house & blew my back out, now I’m creamed up & down bad & my wife doesn’t know”. Starting to think some of these might be fanciful tales.
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So glad tax deadline is almost here. So sick of getting 30 emails about it daily
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If ur down absolutely horrendous, like lost everything + literally can’t afford food for your family today, & you either can prove it or I know you well, DM me . I can’t do a ton for any 1 individual person & if a bunch of ppl DM I def cant help everyone, but can try.
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Frens, I think it's finally time to say goodbye to my normie job (marketing director for big chemical company). Crypto already makes up 90% of my life, time to go for 100%.Not sure if it's tacky to post like this, but does anyone know of any cool full-time job openings in crypto?.
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So we’ve had a pretty compelling bounce off the bottom for coins, and NFTs are still doing OK, but the timeline is still so quiet. CT feels like we lost 50%+ of the participants in a week or two. Is it just me?.
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I definitely wouldn’t use Twitter if it wasn’t for CT. Seems like the rest of the site is just people getting 500k likes by reposting other people’s TikToks, screenshots of 4chan and Reddit, and pornography. Total wasteland.
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ok I need PRICE TO GO UP. I cant take this anymore. every day I am checking price and its dipping. every day, check price, bad price. I cant take this anymore, I have over invested, by a lot. it is what it is. but I need price to GO UP ALREADY. can devs DO SOMETHING.
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Reply guys are right about 1 thing tho: most of the best alpha on CT is shared by frens in Disc/GC/DMs, posted by obscure 🔒 accounts, or otherwise hard to access. If ur small/new acct you can either . 1) seethe/cope about this, .or .2) be frenly & constructive, & meet ppl urself.
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I just made myself a Vitalik (mixed green tea + red wine ~85/15 ratio) out of boredom, and it’s sitting here on my counter and idk if I can convince myself to drink it.
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Months later, I’m still haunted by the time I learned that there’s a whole (large) community of men out there that enjoy watching women sit on food
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I am bored of all these coins. None of them excite me. NEAR, ROSE, MATIC (lol), IMX, total snoozefests. They don’t get me hot and bothered. Need sexy new 2k22 narrative coins immediately. Gib.
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Nintendies happily buy 3 versions of every Pokemon game & pay 60 dollars for repackaged 2017 WiiU games on the Switch, but somehow being able to trade or resell their DLC as NFTs is where they draw the line kek
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Noticed that EVERYONE seems to believe that Bigboy eats cum. I would of course NEVER perpetuate such a slanderous rumor myself, but you've gotta wonder right? I mean, where there's smoke, there's fire.
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Gentlemen, it is my pleasure and privilege to inform you that after years of due diligence, Big Dingus Capital has secured the fulfilling relationship bag 😤 . Plz clap ty ty
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If your kids college money was tied up in an ape picture, you better hope intelligence isn’t genetic or else they’re never gonna need a college fund anyhow.
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I love Ethereum but we can’t pretend that it’s healthy when NFTs have bids 3x higher than their asks because neither side wants to pay the gas.
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Just want to own a small family farm in the hills bros. Can log off forever when I do
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No, Mom, I CAN’T come with you to groceries today, I’m trading the FOMC. This is crucial stuff so just leave my tendies outside my door tonight PLEASE.
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I was telling a girl on Tinder last week about the Cowswap airdrop and I was like "So it's free money but it's not really money yet, for now it's just voting, we have to vote to make it money next month. Also you can vote with it when it's money too" & she hasn't responded.
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Fell down the stairs while replying to a shitpost. It’s a very funny situation but I am also in great pain.
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Instead of being a dickhead online you can literally just call everyone based and real and have way more fun, how have some of you guys not figured this out yet. God created the homies to be gassed up.
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If you dump your Irenes now you are literally dumping on Logan Paul, what's not to love about that?.
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Oh, you don’t trade using the official SteelSeries World of Warcraft keyboard with special built in WoW hotkeys from 2010? Curious.
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Very shocking that Netflix is underperforming, considering their incredible slate of new content every week. Who would want to miss out on poorly animated Indian baby shows, incomprehensible Thai ghost movies, and K-dramas?.
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I've said it before, but if you're newer & taking on crypto markets alone, you're basically gimping yourself. Make friends, join a group (or better yet, make one yourself), provide value/insight & most importantly friendship without any expectation of reward or payback.
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OMG!😭Can't believe I won ! Thank you Walton team ! ❤️ keep doing the great work. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🚀🚀🚀.
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This place has absolutely ruined me. A girl from Tinder snapped me lewds and I replied with this pic without even thinking about it
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen crypto Twitter post less about coins or charts than I have in the last two weeks. If you were new to it, you wouldn’t really know it was crypto-related Twitter at all. Very strange.
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Hello and good mornt. It has been an uncharacteristically tumultuous/exhausting couple months for me (real life stuff not crypto-adjacent), but think I have finally got everything sorted and can get back to my real passion - shitposting w/ u lads. Good to be back!
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Took @basedkarbon advice on finding a wife last year in Miami, and met the love of my life a few short months later. Looking at rings rn. Coincidence? I think not.
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@mewn21 Frankly, I wasn’t initially convinced that this tactic would work - I am glad that I decided to have faith in the advice of my internet friend 0xPasta.
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Got really out of shape and fucked up my health a little bit doing it, but worth it for the frens, the experiences, and, in fact, the money. Can’t leave now, stuck with you savages regardless whether it goes to zero or infinity.
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Once when I was way younger, I found out a girl I thought was rly cute liked guys with glasses, so I got these non-prescription glasses & wore them around her. She was totally into it, until she took them off my face teasingly & put them on herself then realized they weren't real.
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Wow, just exchanged one of my CowSwap airdrops for almost $50,000
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Two great things about having taken 85% of my new net worth off the crypto table 2 weeks ago:. -Can never lose it all, will never be all the way down bad even if market gets horrific.-Hungry again to trade my now-smol stack back up. Will never put a cent from bank back in markets.
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Just a cheeky Sunday morning reminder that the people responsible for Anubis DAO lost $60 million of investor money in a sloppy fly by night operation and then never mentioned it again :3
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Genuinely, I’m pretty old (31, old for a crypto person at least) and the last time I remember feeling such intense gravity from a situation was Afghanistan invasion in 2001 as a little kid. Can only echo everyone else here - praying to God for peace and safety for all.
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If a real ""crypto native"" person made a documentary series about crypto, DeFi, NFTs, recent history, anon ethos, etc., would you watch it? . Like AAA Hollywood-style production values. Imagine a mix of serious industry stuff + juicy/crazy/funny bits. Like our side of the story.
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Honestly, having paper hands has been so valuable lately, you guys should really try it.
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Alright, Cobie and Nomad convinced me to just call it The Big Show lol. Anyone got suggestions for cool protocols or people to interview?? Would like to do another one this week.
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The biggest possible crypto flex right now is just to vibe on the timeline and not seem down bad. The best thing about that is that it's free, you can be -95% from ATH and still look like a long dick slanger just by internalizing your pain.
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People will really just fade NFT szn for a 3rd time. Sorry guys, I like coins better too, but they are hard mode rn. Would rather wake up tomorrow to “Your Item Sold” emails instead of liquidation emails.
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Some big alpha for you single-but-searching chads with money: before you meet a girl from Tinder or Bumble or whatever, cross-check that she’s not also on Seeking Arrangements (sugar daddy finder website) lol. Learned this the hard way recently 💀.
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Getting a lot of interesting questions about how to make money in crypto as a community manager, volunteer for basic experience, network for dev jobs, do basic comms & marketing best practices, etc. Might write some Medium articles about this stuff if people would read them?.
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Some people forgot how fun the bull market was I guess. Need I remind you, we had a thing called “War on Rugs” that tens of thousands of people trusted to protect them from rugs….and it’s fucking RUGGED . LMAOOOO name me one (1) other industry as fun for bull frenzy as crypto.
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I am shocked to find out so many people didn’t like Saylor before today. I’ve unironically been a huge fan ever since the coked out “no second best” rant, that was extremely relatable to me.
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Unfortunately I am actually injured from this, so I’m gonna have to bail on NYC. Really upset about it, but I’ll catch you guys at the next thing for sure.
Fell down the stairs while replying to a shitpost. It’s a very funny situation but I am also in great pain.
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A lot of everybody’s favorite guys on CT (mine included) are trader traders, it’s really easy to get into the mindset that you need to be like them. That skill set is rare. Think 95% of ppl are better off airdrop farming, ecosystem exploring, & waiting for bula conditions again.
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Whether ppl like it or not, you can’t call Solana a ghost chain anymore. Sorry, but once something has a full range of choices for perps, all kinds of options, borrowing & lending, decentralized fund management, multiple NFT marketplaces, etc. calling it vapor just looks ignorant.
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