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Tim Mahoney | co-host of the Monday Morning Cubs Show w/ @barstoolcarl | Dad and Goose, was big in Osaka, Japan briefly. Shotcaller.
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Can the Cubs Defy the Odds and Make the Playoffs This September?
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@barstoolcarl
@BarstoolChief
@DonnieDoesWorld
@barstoolchicago
What a day on the water w/ a great cast of characters.
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@NBCSChicago
First glance, Chargers. I’ve somehow turned and now want to see Philip Rivers win one.
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@JesseRogersESPN
That just sucks being a player on such a shit organization. These guys don’t deserve this shit
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When I was young, I once walked into my bedroom and saw the outline of man in the dark waiting for me. Terrified, I screamed and sprinted down the stairs hysterical. My Mom surprised me with a
@DeionSanders
life size cut out from the grocery store, Pepsi advert.
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@CHGO_Cubs
No shit, that's a classic anxiety issue and ridiculous, imagine if that was an actual heart problem or something and people booing while someone was in the middle of a medical emergency.
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Kind of nice when someone says "lastly," at least they're given you a heads up as they're coming to a close.
If you're speaking to me & begin a sentence with "first of all", I may be nice and let you get to "second of all", but no chance in hell am I sticking around for "third of all". (This is not directed at my wife)
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Guess I’ll be consuming a lot more of this type of content in the coming weeks. Best stuff I’ve seen all year.
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Saoirse is stoked about the Barstool Sportsbook launch in Illinois.
@BSSportsbook
@barstoolcarl
@barstoolWSD
@BarstoolChief
@EddieBarstool
@stoolpresidente
@BarstoolBigCat
@DannyJConrad
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@barstoolcarl
We were at the last great Cubs game for a long long time. 100% capacity, Bill Murray singing, Justin Fields sighting, 1st place Cubs with the boys still hanging around... So happy this season at least gave me that.
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Comes in hot right off the bat. One of my favs
Pink Whitney is basically an older brother to Barstool Chicago now and I love it. Hall of fame shit talker and a guy who loves to snake draft. A+ interview this week on
@RedLineRadio
Link to listen —>
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You’d think there would be a lot more kids named Slater running around by this point.
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Still can't get over seeing
@goosetheband
at the
@capitoltheatre
last Tuesday, random work trip turned into one of the best musical experiences of my life.
@barstoolcarl
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👀 Who dropped by Open4Bidness studios yesterday? Always wanted to use the eyes emoji. MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY
#open4bidness
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Have to post this, tradition. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, love you lads!
#StPatricksDay
@barstoolchicago
@barstoolcarl
@EddieBarstool
@barstoolWSD
@BarstoolChief
@DannyJConrad
@TommyLeighJr
@DanteTheDon
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Friday afternoon:
Dustin Johnson/Xander Schauffele vs. Paul Casey/Bernd Wiesberger
Bryson DeChambeau/Scottie Scheffler vs. Jon Rahm/Tyrell Hatton
Tony Finau/Harris English vs. Rory McIlroy/Shane Lowry
Justin Thomas/Patrick Cantlay vs. Tommy Fleetwood/Viktor Hovland
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Just a Pilot. Check it out. Bleacher Bum Radio, Monday Morning Cubs show (posting on Tuesday)
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A lot of time can be spent prepping a good gravy, then to say it's not a side? A little insulting to the cook.
That is literally the most incorrect statement in the history of thanksgiving. If you don’t have 1 person with a recipe that’s dedicated then you don’t have really gravy.
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Boom!
@EddieBarstool
and
@BarstoolChief
featured in the latest
@DUDEproducts
commercial, great shit.
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Had the pleasure of having
@BarstoolCarl
on the latest
#Open4Bidness
Podcast, AWESOME conversation taking a peak under the Orange helmet, best episode yet, check it out! Can't miss!
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Nice write up from
@DamonMartin
on my cousin
@RoryMarkham
's departure from the fight world into acting. Good shit.
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Cubs Winner. Stayed up late for that one. Boomzo.
#Cubs
#MondayMorningCubsShow
@barstoolcarl
#carlcast
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Last year, tried stepping in on Pataties’s jig, sprained ankle didn’t take. Happy St. Patrick’s Day Chicago.
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@MLBastian
@barstoolcarl
If KB starts going this route, I absolutely love it. Consistent subtle jabs. And I forgot we played the White Sox next week too. No offense just 2% of the schedule that gets lost in the meaningful match ups.
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Never heard more about a Cubs hat than in New York, folks are NOT afraid to let you know they ain’t all for it.
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Wrigley Weather Report. June 4th, 2024. Cubs vs White Sox, 7:05 PM CST.
@barstoolcarl
#MondayMorningCubsShow
#MMCS
#YouHaveToSeeIt
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@barstoolcarl
I’ve never laughed harder in a Theater (Creatwood AMC) than when watching Wedding Crashers.
#LockItUp
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@barstoolcarl
@BarstoolChief
@barstoolWSD
@EddieBarstool
@DannyJConrad
Boys, Happy St. Patrick’s Day, crazy world we live in figure you guys would dig me tanking last year trying to interrupt Pataties jig.
@barstoolchicago
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CVS to stop selling Tobacco products as they move to become more of a healthcare company. Wow. Bold move and I think it's great.
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I don’t even know what a cargo shirt is.
On my way to Wrigley. Early observation: wayyyyyyy too many Cubs fans in cargo shirts. Unacceptable levels. Figure it out.
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Wrigley Weather Report. June 5th, 2024. Cubs vs White Sox, 7:05 PM CST.
@barstoolcarl
#MondayMorningCubsShow
#MMCS
#YouHaveToSeeIt
Charge your phones folks.
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Yu Darvish w/ a phenom performance. Cubs win again, 13-3. Let's fucking go. Awesome.
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@DudeProducts
@DudeWipes
yo, Dudes,
@PFTCommenter
was saying he needs some Dude Showers during
@PardonMyTake
for when he gets his cast off.
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How J.P. Graziano Reinvented Its 84-Year-Old Shop By Teaming With Rappers, Fashion Designers And Serving Up Late-Night Eats
@JPGraziano
awesome read!!!!
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I hate the effort it takes to pull a pillow out from under me that’s disrupting my comfort in the couch.
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Waiting for a baby as the Dude is mentally exhausting, can’t even imagine being a pregnant woman 5 days past due.
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Tried to be funny last night, wasnt. Tune in to Open4Bidness Podcast on March 17th to see how it went. Cause what the hell else do we have to do?
#Open4Bidness
#podcast
#podcast
#Comedy
#standupcomedy
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@barstoolchicago
@EddieBarstool
@barstoolcarl
@barstoolWSD
@BarstoolChief
@officialmutombo
Had big things on the horizon w/
@BarstoolBigCat
, then Covid.
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@zerohedge
bank of japan tried to raise interest rates for first time in forever, global meltdown.
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Let’s have a day
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@joesonweedst
#NBAJam
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Boom,
@ARizzo44
day on
@RedLineRadio
been waiting for this one for years!
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@barstoolcarl
@barstoolWSD
@BarstoolChief
@EddieBarstool
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Whoa
@barstoolcarl
Looks like classic Sluggers sign in Wrigleyville getting swapped out
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@WaddleandSilvy
What if Morrow comes off the IL and suddenly ready to rock... Morrow, Strop, Kimbrel... That's one of those scary playoff bullpens we all love and fear.
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WOW what an entertaining episode of
@RedLineRadio
rollercoaster ride
@EddieBarstool
@BarstoolChief
@barstoolWSD
@barstoolcarl
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@barstoolcarl
It is a total crock. Christmas Vacation and It’s a Wondeful Life should have won this alone. Not to mention the stellar later round picks
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What amazing news to wake up to,
@RedLineRadio
@barstoolcarl
@barstoolchicago
@EddieBarstool
@wsd
@BarstoolChief
2 shows a week? Bears post-day shows?! Beautiful.
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3 in a row...
@barstoolcarl
Do we restart the show or do we need 10 consecutive W's? My mental health is back.
#Cubs
#YouHaveToSeeIt
#MondayMorningCubsShow
#MMCS
#W
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