Sylvia Chinenye.
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Scissoring might even tighten the friendship
Doing that scissors thing at the end of this year, some friendships are not worth maintaining
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Substandard primary school education will always show, no matter where you reach in life
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My only happiness is that I don’t have a child I have to feed everyday
Spaghetti N1000
Eggs N3500
Bread N1500
Fam! how are you people surviving?
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This is why a resting bitch face is very important when dealing with Nigerian old people. Let them just know that you’re not the one
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Its better to abstain till you meet a normal human being before someone will be telling his useless friends how he is practicing okeke’s law on you.
Do you know how bad things have to be for people to be abstaining from sex just so they won’t be treated like actual meat?
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For “runs girls” to reject a man with money, it means he is the loserest of all losers. Lwkm
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A whole babe like me and they except me to accept that I am on this earth just to be a helpmate to a human being like me. My pride is too much for all that tbh.
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When they are saying this nonsense, you’ll notice how its always a woman from the marine kingdom that’s the temptress and sharer of bad luck. No men in the marine kingdom?
Some of you are still saying it’s lamba, lol. I pray you don’t learn the hard way. Sex goes beyond the activity, there’s an exchange, some women are agents of darkness. A lady throws herself at you, and you that doesn’t know how to reject such, you think “you’ve hammered” lol.
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Maybe you’re talking about finances. Add housework and child rearing and it becomes 80-20. The 80 is for the woman.
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I ask again, why is wealth not sexually transmitted? If I sleep with a genius, why don’t I become a genius afterwards?
Some of you are still saying it’s lamba, lol. I pray you don’t learn the hard way. Sex goes beyond the activity, there’s an exchange, some women are agents of darkness. A lady throws herself at you, and you that doesn’t know how to reject such, you think “you’ve hammered” lol.
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I thought Nigerian men were the most sought after in the abroad? What am I reading ?🫠
Once you enter abroad, you fit do 1 year stainless.
6 months sure pa. Nothing for you.
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A “graduate” doesn’t know that “kneel” is a verb and “knee” is a part of the body. Preposterous.
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Alright. I’ll be at holy ghost in the next 1 hour and if I don’t find a direct sienna to the US, you will receive a spiritual slap from me
by mid 2024 "japa" will become too expensive for the middle class. leave now!
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You have a whole vagina in your face and penis is still on your mind. You might want to explore your sexuality afresh my brother in christ
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I wonder why none of them are curious enough to find out if they are really the sons of their fathers
If Nigeria has the second highest paternity fraud rate in the world then it means that it implicates your mothers and grandmothers more than it implicates our “epidemic of unmarried women” so stop telling us to be like the generation of women before us. Thanks and god bless. 🫶🏾
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Still a fake result. The real results must be provided. They are just trying to score 25% in as much states as possible. APC I am familiar with your game
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Every other protestant church attacks the Catholic Church and its members on a steady basis. White garment people collect their own every other day. Why should cci be shielded from criticism and insults? Go and sit down osiso
You people can pretend but you can't fool anybody. There's a deliberate targeting of CCI and it's members here.
Cosplay good faith all you like but it's obvious.
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@__deenmah
Especially those ones that carry those obnoxious baby hairs that will almost touch the eyebrows then they’ll do those two ponytails at the front
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The most interesting part of adulting is realising everyone does coke
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Instead of thinking about all your unanswered prayers, you’re thinking about atheists
Random:
Nigerians living in Nigeria who are Atheists are strong people. Imagine living through this back-to-back madness daily, with nobody to cast your cares on, nobody to completely rely on, nobody to give you peace, faith, joy…
You are you people surviving?
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Hozier - Take me to church
Hozier- Movement
Imagine dragons - warriors
Avicii - Hey brother
Hozier - Foreigners god
Agnes Obel - Broken sleep
Lorde - Glory and Gore
what is a song that isn’t religious but makes you feel a sense of spiritual wonder or faith or strength? or sth that just feels oddly familiar to your soul?
please share with me. 🤲🏾
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You look at me from head to toe and tell me that I was formed from the rib of a bored man. What an insult.
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You just know his dad used to hide meat from him and his siblings when they were children
Today is Jamb examination, I don't know why parents follow a grown up to the exam centre. will you follow them to the university when they finally gain admission? Which kind of parenting style is that one?
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Yes. I am bigger than god
@Sylvianenyee
Ah what a pity so you are bigger than God? His words are insult to you even your Creator, y'all see hell as a joke
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I’ve said it before and I will say it again. If no woman is ever willing to have sex with you for free, it is simply natural selection trying to remove your DNA from the earth🫵 stop forcing it
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Joining the Nigerian vocabulary hype knowing damn well the education sector is in shambles.
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Leave baby girls alone and stop forcing them to wear these ugly wigs that are so uncomfortable. Parents of nowadays are very annoying. What happened to colorful ribbons???
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@chii_nice
There are graduates that are unable to read fluently. I honestly think the root cause of this problem is the kind of primary school they started with
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Long life wan kill am
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Nigerian Twitter is just like my secondary school
can’t lie this is mad funny
cos sometimes, it’s a case of things getting to people without them snooping.
just how you, peju, will lean in for hugs when we see in public, and later people come and show me some of the things you’ve said about/quoted me with your burner/circle.
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I don’t know why I haven’t started my own church with the way Nigerians generally are. I should start my hostile takeover from somewhere.
On IG, someone replied this video with “I agree with this, but some of us are tired cause many churches are built on falsehood and hypocrisy” and Apostle Femi’s response was..
“Any solid establishment will have its flaws. Heaven is a perfect place, yet Lucifer rebelled”
Wow!
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You will look good in peppersoup sha. Don’t let me catch you
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If you listen to older women talk about their marriages ehn. Your skin will crawl and you’ll have the urge to climb the nearest mountain and shout God Forbid at least 50 times
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Pentecostals kill me. You’ll listen to someone talk for a while and you’ll just know they are going through shared psychosis with their fellowship members.
You’ll see some of these babes describe their interactions with the Holy Spirit and I’ll be cringing badly.
“Then he said to me, XXXX, my baby…my love. Why’re you sad?.” and other ridiculous narratives.
Bruh!. The Holy Spirit is God. He’s not your boyfriend.
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I feel sorry for people that are afraid of being alone. This world is to cruel to be so dependent on other human beings for happiness
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You sincerely believe you’re naturally inferior to the opposite sex. Its a pity.
But this is the natural order. God created Adam and then created Eve. Then gave them dominion. That is not even a natural selection, that's the master's selection. If you try to alter this that's how we end up here, in violence.
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I’ll never understand how/why Christians always skip the part of the bible where notice-me behavior like this was criticized
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Some men are in love(romantic) with their friends but they’ve never given themselves the chance to explore it. Their wife is the broodmare and the true love of their life is that their best bro. Goodluck to all involved though
If your friend got shot and your wife is having a baby,who are you going to see in the hospital ?
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You can be a sovereign idiot without involving all women. Just be an idiot on your own.
Women have a lot to offer this world but logic isn’t our strong suit. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with admitting that. lol.
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Islam is a major problem in Nigeria.
Nigeria has an exhausting list of problems islam should be the last thing on your mind, go this hard for your country and not to demonize a religion thats going to thrive regardless of your useless opinion lol
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An APC supporter somewhere in this country will likely leave this earth as a result of poverty or starvation before the end of this week and that thought is enough to keep me going for a while.
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I want to insult you so bad but I can only pity you and imagine what conditions you grew up under that destroyed your mind and self esteem to this extent. I hope you learn and know better before it is too late for you.
I'm still of the opinion that women should not be allowed to rule Nigeria at any point because the few in key positions are no better than the men.
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Those women on Delta soap calendar. I even married one of them in my dreams.
When you were little, who did you think was the pinnacle of beauty? This was mine
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Called his mother stupid by 5:40 am just to score points against feminists.
If you’re pregnant and you get the urge to terminate it, please go ahead. It might be a sign that you’re carrying one of these things
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I can never see you as a serious human being if a childhood heartbreak is what made you a villain. I can’t stand some kinds of weakness.
The day I cried in front of a girl after she secured herself a yahoo boy and was ready to leave me.
Something died inside me that day.
Nowadays when they try to guilt trip me, I just go back to that day.
Bro. I been dead inside since uni. Nothing dey move me.
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I swear to god, you are the keke guy that carried me to kenyatta yesterday
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Speak for yourself because I’m not ugly in any corner of the entire universe
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First Christmas without my dad.
I thought I’d wake up in tears like i did on my birthday. But I’m not sad at all. I know that he is resting in peace,so,I deserve peace and happiness too.
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Religious women are really suffering. muslim men will do their own in the morning, christian men will do their own in the evening
One day, we will discuss the matter of sisters posture when taking pictures.
Because we all know what we are doing..
Sha continue dey misbehave..
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One of the downsides of having children. You will labour for 18 hours and 20 something years later, your child is tweeting this for the world to see
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@chii_nice
You keep missing the point and the point is, foundation. If you don’t learn the basics, you cannot learn the advanced.
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I will not take it ❤️ and I thank the government for divorce
One thing I’m very sure of is that marriage will test you.
All the nonsense you’re shouting that you can’t take, you will take it. You will step it down with scrambled eggs and apple juice.
Don’t worry my dear, you will take it.
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The poorest women👍 you don’t see us coming here to protect imaginary wealth and fight imaginary gold diggers
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@EdemekaEdidiong
So, you learnt the 9 parts of speech in your home environment. Good to know 👍👍
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If I talk now, one child of satan will call me islamophobic
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I was the midwife. It is completely true.
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These fancy looking female pastors only talk about how to get men. Is that the biggest problem women face in society? They should talk another thing please
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Sorry to the poor woman that was married to this filthy pig
Daughter cleans fathers house, staying alone 1 year after getting divorced 👀🤔
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Its the truth. I am one of the 800 people. I just snuck outside to look for network because there’s no airtel network inside the rock.
I heard sounds of people who have been trapp£d in the rock for over 800 years — Says Man who visited Ojimoba rock in Idanre, Ondo State.
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This thing is too funny. I don’t know why you people have been complaining so angrily. Just laugh and have fun
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I’m glad I grew up seeing hardworking and rich women in my family so it has never been alien to me. I will do the same for my daughters so they don’t come on twitter to embarrass themselves like this
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What better gender than men?😂😂without my man, I don’t know who would have built my bed, vanity and helped me out with other life essentials. I admire independent women but it can’t be me. Can’t imagine being attracted to a woman, we’d both be useless, women don’t even provide.
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He’s a businessman and he will continue to cash out because you people cannot learn to ignore
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I want more Nigerians to know and accept that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with having one child.
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No wonder the likes of Odumeje and that christ embassy man have loyal followers
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I’m so amused because what was there to fall in love with in the first place? The meltdown is very entertaining.
What’s worse about the Asake thing is that the clip isn’t only misogynistic, it’s also dumb. Asake is foolish mehn, and it’s so crazy because women like him and his songs. Chai.
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They are not serious at all because I’m sure they were also watching when I got robbed
If you are about to watch porn, remember all these angels are watching you.
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Tell your brothers to stop being foolish on the internet for the whole world to see and the image will die off
I will keep fighting this "A nigga from Lagos, Nigeria has never been right about anything", because when the image sticks, they will paint us all with broad strokes. It was only recently that people stopped asking if I was a Yahoo boy once I introduced myself as 🇳🇬an. I'm tired.
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Wig and manicure is “exposure”. Buhari you will crumble
A lot of things can go wrong in this girl’s life with this kind of exposure she’s been given.. hmm
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AfroLinus
" J. Cole looked at me and said 'this n!gg@ is 2Pac' "
- Burna Boy
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My mom told me that my beauty will double when I give birth. I believe her.
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Until you hear “blasphemy” then the boko haram in you will manifest
I am a Nigerian Muslim born and brought up in Nigeria! No one, I repeat no one has ever taught me to kill or hate anyone.
My father was an imam, and we were taught not to even kill ants!
My neighbors till date are Christian’s (family of 5) whenever the parents are going out, they
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You better go and clean that nonsense from your face. When you’re not a lizard
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Tinubu doesn’t care is Nigeria goes up in flames as long as he gets to be king of the ashes
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I’m happy she stood her ground and defended herself. Too many male wild animals in this country. Nigerian women are so unlucky.
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