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Abba's Baby🥰HRBP+Startup Growth Strategist🧑💻Zillennial🤳Neurodivergent(2E)🧠Fish BBQ Advocate🧑⚖️ Zero Tolerance For Dishonesty & Bullies🚫
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The most profound illustration of God of I’ve heard in recent times is;. Imagine you’re a Judge & you’re presiding over a case where your only child is the suspect & has been found guilty, what do you do? You love your child, but you’re a just Judge, how do you navigate it?.
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@directordiji When I asked them why I should work for them. “You’ve asked me why i should be hired for the role. I’d like to know why I should work with you. What’s your employee value proposition?”. Then they said that was the end of the interview 😂😂😂.
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Big 2023 & some “adults” still treat menstruation like a taboo topic, while comfortably discussing debauchery, drugs & fraud in public. “Was this information necessary?”, like hell ya it was. Doing this through cramps & everything else is NOTEWORTHY!!!. Don’t annoy me please😒😒.
Hilda Baci’s manager says she’s on her period but still able to maintain optimal cognitive ability and coherence despite all the stress 💪🏾
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I raise you intelligence with anxiety. I know stuff, I understand stuff, critical thinking, comprehension, strategic planning, problem solving, etc. These things come EASILY to me. But guess who's too anxious to voice out? It's ending with this year sha, on God🙏.
The universe gave me intelligence and forgot to give me attention span to maintain it. I don die my fans.
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@Sisi_Yemmie If you’re in a house with a toddler & the toddler is awake, yet the house is quiet for 5 straight minutes? That’s a terrible sign. They could literally be doing anything, from remodeling the whole house, to putting themselves in danger. God!.
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@onosowobo It depends on the kind of emotion. Men are allowed to be angry & express anger. Aggression is in fact, a trait that proves masculinity. Women are allowed to be sad & express sadness. Crying proves femininity. The real “problem” is when sides are switched.
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Happy Sunday Brethren. Let’s turn our Bibles to Ecclesiastes 1:2🌚🌚🌚
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@_deyemi Track record of? I rooted for Banky too, simply because I believe his intentions are good, not because I saw any track records, but since we’re here, what is Banky’s track record?. Instead of you people to focus on removing that Nollywood embarrassment in Surulere on Saturday.
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I remember one Christmas I spent about 16hours in the kitchen, from 4am til about 8pm. The next day, I didn’t stand up from my bed. Legit thought I was gon’ die. Looking at Hilda Baci doing 50+ hours!!! God, I pray she hits her goal, after which, no cooking for 3 years!!!🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.
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@JeSuisChiby I was confused, because I thought that was the point?? Until we're in a relationship, everything you do is an audition to get there.
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@I_am_niyi That’s how I promised my younger sister that she’s get an iPhone if she made a B in waec maths. In my head, it wasn’t possible, because she’s terrible at maths. This girl made an entire A. Now I done enter gbese🥹🥹🥹.
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@Ore_akiinde See, if I knew a man was married & he was moving to me, I'd decline. This is my standard & tbh, I don't expect that everyone goes by my standard. However, if you as a lady, owes the wife any form of loyalty (friend, sister, etc), you SHOULD decline. It's the sane thing to do.
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@seyishae Here's me with my unsolicited advice. Going forward, you should try talking to him first, before random strangers on the internet. On days when you just want to vent, do it privately, maybe get a diary, if writing helps you feel better. You should also consider therapy. ❤️&💡.
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On behalf of the good people of Abia & Anambra states…😌😌😌
Dear Igbo babes, please bless us with JPEGs.
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@aryshow2006 I’m concerned you thought this, then went further to type it, then took another step to actually post it on the world wide web. It’s giving “mentally afflicted” vibes. I hope you’re fine?.
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@iam_Eben @Chinancy__ This Khalid isn’t helping the sexual related stereotype attached to Muslim/Northern guys.
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@the_bigdot @UgwunnaEjikem Men even date themselves more than they date women. Maybe she’s never heard “chilling with the guys”. They’re always looking for how to watch football at the same venue, like they don’t have TVs in their individual houses😒😒😒.
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@stillsolvibe @Itz_morell5 Yes. Blame everyone else but the perpetrator. Next time, they should leave the entire Emirates stadium there.
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@AjeboDanny A job that can speak Yoruba. The job could have a Guinean passport, history of drugs, corruption, etc, but as long as it speaks Yoruba & has a Yoruba name with no traceable & verifiable Yoruba root, it’s a Yoruba job. Hth.
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@Postsubman Women!!. Can you see how the man focused on his cheating partner, not the other man? He didn't even talk to the other man at all. Can you see it? God bless you.
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@gbeksbaby @funanyachukwu Good. Precisely the type of meal men deserve. Keep it up. In fact, you need to start classes to teach us.
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@AjiboyeWale “The race is not for the swift or the battle for the mighty”. “It’s not of him that willeth or him that runneth”.
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@ms___dale You see Real Estate & Automobile industries? There’s no industry that reminds you of how poor you are like them 😭😭😭.
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@chykablessed @DavidAzeez_ Lol. “You think it’s me you’re doing? Everyone knows you’re my Father, so the shame is for the two both of us”😭😭😭.
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@nimibillions During my CDS, when it was time to choose President, no guy was willing to compete. Immediately I stood up, a guy that had clearly stated his lack of interest earlier stood up. Lol. Let's be for real.
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@Tunde_OD Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state.Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started, wait.The earth began to cool.The autotrophs began to drool.Neanderthals developed tools.We built a wall (we built the pyramids).Math, science, history.Unraveling the mysteries….
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@BowlOfCocaine @directordiji Lol. The only thing is, I’m in HR & have conducted at least 500 interviews in the course of my career. I don’t know everything, but I know a few things & this is one. Asking for EVP, especially when it’s a HR role, is very important.
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@_lukmanB It's really not countless. When it comes to numbers, if the entire North has 20 rich people, only Anambra has 20x that number. Let's not pretend there's wealth in every nook & cranny of the North. Y'all are comfortably hosting 87% of the Country's poverty. Calm down.
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@Ore_akiinde @ChocolateLammy I don’t know much about wigs, but if you buy a hair & you’re revamping almost immediately, there’s problem. Even 15k wigs, you’ll wear for a while, it’s now 85k???.
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@amietorii At an exchange rate of 472, that's over 33m??.Some of you are here lying that you won't pull this prank on your partner for a whole 33m???. Imagine coming home to tell me you rejected 33m because you couldn't fake breakup with me? God forbid bad thing.
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@MrMekzy_ So, the husband was thinking his “8” year old daughter weighed “12kg”?? You people don’t have cane in that your shop?.
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@aproko_doctor Husbands should cuddle with Jesus Christ. Wives should cuddle with their husbands. To each his head. This is the word of the Lord🙏🙏🙏.
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As you asked nicely & I'm in a good mood🥰
Dear Igbo babes, please bless us with JPEGs.
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So, was he born in 1952 or 1942? Is he 69 or 79? Did they forget to clean up their Wikipedia page properly? So many questions. Happy 89th birthday to the President Nigeria will never have in the name of Jesus, amen🙏
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@EditiEffiong Please if Lagos people don’t want GRV, can he come & be our Governor in Abia?? I’m begging 😭😭😭…ok Anambra nko???.
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@Theshirtguykay_ Ope from Cowrywise.Sunny from Patricia.Ore from Kuda.Yanmo from Bamboo.Uche from Bolt. All of them are in the same WhatsApp group😭😭😭.
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@Dlaureate You don't let that feeling linger. Tbh, love is not what keeps marriage, commitment & intentionality does. On days when you can't be their lover, be their friend. "I can't promise that I will love you everyday, but I promise to choose you everyday, for as long as life allows".
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Asa Chukwu kechalu sị ụmụ nwoke chuba 😏😏😏. If you don't understand Igbo, I said Happy Sunday 😂😂😂
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@TheICIR For those who don’t understand,. For every 1,000 martyred Christian globally, 890 happened in Nigeria. If you still don’t understand how wild that is,. There are over 190 countries & territories in the world!!!!. This is as ridiculous as ridiculous gets!!! God!!!!.
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@Yemihazan If we’re being honest, leaving it to him will actually surprise him. So….surprise!!!.
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@OgunPoliceNG Set her ablaze because he wanted her to cook, but she was washing his clothes. Whenever women have conversations about chores, y’all try invalidate it with “woke generation” “ndi ifenemenisi” “misandrists” etc. Yet, we see cases like this daily. You people are wicked & dishonest.
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@toyin_abraham1 You can’t suppport APC because Funke will not like it, and you can’t support PDP because Asiwaju will not like it. Don’t pretend it’s because of the callouts that you’re mute this time, we see right through you & your quandary.
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@yabaleftonline If the ladies are not qualified for marriage, I strongly suggest that the men should marry themselves. Surely, life cannot be so hard? Whenever ladies are ready, they can marry the remaining single men🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.
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@Ore_akiinde I'm not sure what "eheya" means, but for clarity. Seeing your husband with your sister/friend is way more betrayal than seeing your husband with a stranger, yes? Or you still won't hold your sister/friend accountable? Just the man?.
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@directordiji Like!!!.The audacity of Rahila to accuse Ishaya of stealing her dream, when he asked her & she refused. The audacity of both of them to take Ishaya’s money without his consent (which qualifies as stealing btw) & steal cry victim when the ripple effect came.
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@seunosewa @DrJohnAfam Took you how many days to apologize? Lol. You people need to quit the patronizing & pandering, it’s insulting at best. Just leave us alone. LEAVE. IGBO. PEOPLE. ALONE!.
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@UgwunnaEjikem It’s actually insane!!!.How is that even a solid ground for divorce, especially when he provides????.
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@Solomon_Buchi I’d like to personally apologize to you for calling you out when you said she wasn’t the most intelligent person. I should’ve known that you’d know better. You were right, I wasn’t just wrong, but I was ignorant. I accept my mistakes. I’m so sorry. Please forgive me🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.
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@aproko_doctor "if they love you, you'll know. If they don't love you, you'll be confused".
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@kingsleypst God saw how lonely the man was & said “it’s not good for the man to be alone”. “he who finds a wife finds a good thing…”. “for this cause shall a man leave his father & mother…”. All pointing to the fact that it’s men that are petrified of being alone.
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@Eccentric_sky @zikokomag The moment I realized people will tell you the truth, no matter how hurtful, not because they respected you, but because they knew you'd stay regardless.
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@poppingpops_ Please, if you don’t have any budget when it comes to your wife, and you’re single…hi 😭😭.
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@betanursee @AishaYesufu If they can vote because of a reason outside tribe, then they are not bigots. That’s literally who a bigot is not, someone who tribe doesn’t control. Do you people even have critical thinking in your skill bank?.
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@aproko_doctor It's not like he's not proud of me oooo. He's just protecting me from his wife
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I said I must be here😊😊😊
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@UgwunnaEjikem Mount Zion movies actually traumatized me while growing up. I swear, children shouldn’t be watching those either. They should be rated 16.
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@nosairaborr @I_am_niyi Tbf, this has been my defense. It’s been 2 years now & she’s still reminding me. E remain to call police😭😭😭.
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Gov. Rotimi Akeredolu really taking this "ogo bụ chi onye" thing personal & literal. The Governors of the South Eastern states in Nigeria are a colossal waste. I don't even care if it's PTSD from the war, they're thoroughly inept, all of them! God forbid.
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@Bubee_O First daughters are usually their Dad’s favorite, and men don’t even care about hiding it. It’s mother’s that like to pretend. 😒😒😒.
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@PulseNigeria247 I think the members of the LSHOA actually have a problem. They're not alright. They should all be subjected to a psyche evaluation, after which, intensive therapy. They're incoherent, insensitive, confident & obtuse. They're not OK. It's ment. It has to be ment.
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@tosinolaseinde Again, men will give you what you allow, not what you deserve. He’s leaving the expenses because he knows you’ll foot it. Don’t foot it. If the sky wants to fall, let it fall. DON’T FOOT IT!.
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@Miz_Amy_ They're a reason they call theirs MAJOR. Just focus on what you want. Over here, we do everything. I mean, anybody wants to explain to me why I had to borrow a Computer Science course? And the bulk of it is borrowed. Why was I subjected to study Nigerian People & Culture??.
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@Nsukka_okpa - Invest. Spend more on assets & less on liabilities. Allow the passive income aka ROI fund some things. - Budget. Create a budget & stick to it. Except it’s a matter of life & death, don’t go outside your budget. - Patience. Give everything time. You can’t have it all at once.
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@KikelomoSowore List of things I'm allergic to.- Dust.- Pollen.- Cold.- Strawberries.- Pungent Smells.- Chloroquine . Worthy mentions.- Stupidity.- Liars.- Manipulators.- Bullies .- Betrayers.
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@aproko_doctor Yep. That's why they're always finding easier ways to do things, ergo, inventions. Laziness + Intelligence = Creativity.
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@a__vanita I apologize. You know “I’m sorry I said that, it came from a place of anger. I was being petty & spiteful. I shouldn’t have, I wish I didn’t. I’m genuinely sorry. Tell me what to do to make it up to you.” Add a plate of his favorite dish.🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️.
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@ProfOsinbajo “A man of integrity”??? Do y’all even know the meaning of that word?? It’s barely 8am on a Monday morning, and I don’t usually do this mana, ekwensu kpoo gi oku 👍🏻👍🏻.
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@VictorIsrael_ I voted in Abia. If APC gets up to 10% of the votes in Abia, it’s rigged. And if LP has less than 500k votes in Abia, it’s also rigged.
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