Olorun Funmi ♥♥
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No bio actually. I don’t know, I can’t think of anything. I mean, I’m supposed to tell you I’m a programmer and a sociologist but I’m not feeling like it todayღ
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What did you hear about female programmers ??
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My marriage will not fail.
My home will be peaceful.
My womb, fruitful.
My children will be successful.
Our love, undying.
Our matrimony, unbroken.
I don’t care about the stories I hear about failed marriages and broken homes.
My own marriage will be a testimony. Amen 🙏🏾
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My mom just mixed anointing oil inside hand sanitizer.
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Okay, first and foremost.
My definition of “broke” is a homeless guy.
If he has a roof over his head, can feed himself, can clothe himself and has a decent job, he’s not broke, he’s trying.
Stop calling guys broke because they can’t afford to SPOIL you yet.
Ko make sense.
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My baby was born yesterday the 20th October, 2020.
I hope she witnesses a better Nigeria. 🇳🇬
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Y’all Lekki tollgate is currently on lockdown this monday morning. Nigerians youths are not playing mehn! We’ve been pushed to the edge.
#SARSMUSTEND
#EndSARS
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My boyfriend told me he was in love with my best friend, apparently, it was mutual. I had to remove myself from the equation and watch them build a happy strong relationship right under my nose. They’d even ask me to give them advice, hints and take pictures while they kissed 😊
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Who wants a Girlfriend??
Speak up now or remain silent forever..
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I heard the Babcock babe has been expelled this morning, at 300lvl, that’s a lot. All her efforts gone to waste, all the millions, etc.
Whoever leaked the video should be flogged for ruining someone’s image and career.
I can’t help but think about how her parents are feeling.😒
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I’m 30 and looking for love.
I can’t cook, I can’t wash and I’m often too preoccupied with work.
Twitter, find me a boyfriend.
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My husband came to me looking worried. “What did I do again, what did you tweet, my phone has been buzzing nonstop”.
Maybe he was truly asleep and didn’t hear her crying.
Maybe he honestly doesn’t know these things. Maybe I need to cut him some slack.
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@yinkssss
Moral of the story: you’d never be enough for a person who doesn’t want you.
u are beautiful and no matter how ugly you think u might be, there’s always someone out there who would bring the world down at ur feet.
Find that person and ditch the Murf*ker who doesn’t deserve you!.
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One minute you’re extremely mad at someone you can’t even stand them the next minute they’re the next best thing after jollof..
In conclusion: Feelings are visitors.. let them come and go.
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Things that look like LOVE:
-Sex
-Calling you all the time
-Obsession/Attention
-Going out all the time
-Gifts and Money
What true LOVE really is:
-Respect!
-Forgiveness!!
-Trust
-Sacrifice
-Commitment!!
-Having eachother’s back
-Common goal
-Evolving together
-Praying together.
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@yinkssss
I used to be a size 6 and didn’t even see anything wrong with my body size until I started dating one idiot like that.
Mehn, this guy slim shamed me every time.
I left him and met someone else who adored my body. I was perfect in his eyes. I was the most beautiful thang 😭
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A colleague was telling me about how she left her mans house at 9pm after he already begged her to stay over but on getting home, she changed her mind and headed back to his crib.
Got there 2mins past 10pm and baba already had a chick over.
She cried all the way home.
Men!. 🤦🏾♀️
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Y’all my husband’s uncle is literally just telling us that his childhood friend died at the Lekki massacre and my nail technician also confirmed now that his colleague died too.
Most of the families affected by the shooting are currently not on twitter and it’s sad. 😩
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So because yesterday I said money is the least thing I look for in a partner.
Some guys have used that as an opportunity to shoot shots in my dm.
Tf do you mean by “I am not rich, I’m broke but I’m just the man you need, I will love you and treat you right”?
If you dont GTFO 😡
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I had a friend last year who was depressed and suicidal. She would always talk about how she wanted to take her life and how she was sad. After a while, she went into drugs so I cut her off.
I saw her today with over 10 tattoos, tongue and nipple piercings with purple hair. 🤦🏾♀️
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When choosing a partner, his financial status is the very least thing I observe.
If he likes me and makes me happy, then we’re good to go.
A man could have all the riches in the world and I still won’t want him-if he doesn’t come correct and treat me right.
That’s just me.
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I know it’s probably too late for me already but is there a way to truly and fully discover a person’s behavior before saying “I do”.
Someone else might learn from it.
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6 months from now you’ll be in a much better situation. Emotionally and financially. Speak it into existence! 🗣🗣
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Tbh, I’m one of the very few ladies out there who don’t like money.
Money isn’t the way to my heart.
True love is enough for me.
I don’t mind, I can drink Garri and groundnut with you as long as you love me.
True love is worth more than a flashy lifestyle, gold or diamonds. 🙂
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I remember getting into a long distance relationship with this guy that didn’t even really slap hard..
I traveled 18 hours just to see this nigg* and 10minuets after I got to his place, his GIRLFRIEND showed up unannounced.
Worst day of my life!.
Men are scum. 🤦🏾♀️
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Marry a guy who can speak good words to you even when he’s mad at you.
A man who won’t try to insult you when he’s angry because he has that much respect for you and doesn’t want to lose you over a simple argument.
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When I say I’m single, I’m not saying I’m desperate.
Most of y’all misunderstood.
I’m not single because nobody wants me. I’m single for me.
You niggas with pencil trousers and tank tops need to chill tf out. I’m not interested in 6 packs and beards ffs!.
Please have a seat.
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Being married has shown me that men don’t even project. It is our fellow WOMEN! who do the projecting. Ew 🤮
-aww, your baby is so cute!. Hope you’re still breastfeeding her
“no”
“Why? You stopped at 6 months? That’s rubbish. I breastfed my baby strictly for a year! Do better”
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I got the job!
Please where can I buy land in Lekki? Plus, I need to do giveaway 💃🏽
I just got called up for a job interview tomorrow and I don’t know why I’m feeling nervous.
I’ve had job interviews in the past and I’ve landed every job but this one is giving me anxiety and making my brain freeze. 😒
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It’s easier to think you’ve gotten over someone especially when you’ve cut them off.
Lmao. Wait till you have them standing right in front of you, hear them talk, watch them smile and act.
That’s when you’ll realize that you still don’t have sense. 😩
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Here’s a painting of the Lekki ikoyi link bridge 💁🏽♀️. Rate my painting.
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I literally just had a baby but I can’t go home cos armed military men who are supposed to protect us are gunning down civilians.
We were protesting against violence, they responded with more violence.
God will punish everyone behind this evil.
Buhari and APC has failed woefully
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He apologized and I feel less angry than I initially was. It’s never that deep when it comes to family.
I appreciate the calls, support and advices from people who genuinely care and understand the core of my perspective.
Happy Boxing Day and hope y’all enjoy your holiday. 🕊
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I can legit be like this with somebody’s son and still be shouting “God when” on the tl.. don’t play yourself.
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@fruitfulreign
@Naija_PR
She’s not in the position to help men who can’t control their appetite for lust.
Men who can’t control their appetite for lust should see a therapist and get help because a man who can’t control his appetite for lust can and will molest innocent children!.
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@motaraaaa
@onyeoma_kc
Saying u want to pay back instead of calling this guy privately to iron out issues just proves you’re not very bright.
Word of advice, tune down the brags about being rich a little sis.
it’s not classy. It makes you look like you finally got money after a long time of suffering.
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@SubDeliveryZone
I ended a 4 years relationship because I found out he was cheating. My ex was still begging me to come back till late last year but I stood my grounds. I hate it when people say “men are weaker vessels” like, do you have any idea the number of finee, rich, tall guys I meet daily?
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When davido said “I dey live my life, them dey turn am to shoot on sight” I felt that! The song hits differently now mehn.
#SARSMUSTEND
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@motaraaaa
@onyeoma_kc
Pfff.. I saw this drama yesterday and didn’t say anything cos, really it’s not my business but waking up to see this is just plain disgusting.
My dear, you gotta sit this one out and rest. It’s not every situation that requires gra gra.
You already fucked up, just let it go.
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I get it that you’re cute, I fuck with that but do you have sense, are you intellectually stimulating? Can I learn from you? Can I have reasonable conversations with you? Can we debate on politics, stocks, cars, guns and others or should I only call you when I’m horny and bored?
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Has anyone else noticed a man’s go-to meal is spaghetti??
They’ll make one spaghetti and be shouting Chef-Chef up and down.
Like, chill tf out bro.
Can you make me Amala and efo- riro?
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Being my man includes understanding that
-I may not want to see you everyday
-I won’t always be in the mood to talk
-I might not even love you everyday cos I need space.
If you blow up my phone like I owe you, I will block you and I will not be sorry!
Leave me tf alone!. 🤦🏾♀️
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Everyone needs to see this tbh.
It gets better from 1:40 😂😂
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@The_BeatOven
Lol. There’s someone finer than everyone. Why should my man be insensitive enough to remind me?. Even he himself, there are people finer and richer than him.
It wouldn’t make sense for us to start comparing ourselves to other people biko. When we’re not teenagers.
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@armadite
@breadandvodka
*bf raises his voice for 1.5 seconds*
my brain:
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
me: “I can’t do this anymore. Relationships aren’t for me”
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Praying for everyone out there who’s also tired of hopping from one public transport to another.
Hang in there, ease is coming.. ❤️
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@OladayoPapi
I cried for many nights o but I moved on sha. Met someone who who was worth it and then it stopped hurting.
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If you’re reading this, I pray love finds you, not that temporary shit that never stays. I’m talking real, genuine love in its purest form. I pray you get financially stable too. I pray you get the appropriate avenue to live out and fulfill your dreams. Yes, I’m taking to you.💡
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Aside my Temper, I’m the sweetest person you’ll probably ever meet.
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If you’re a guy and you did not slander women yesterday, may God bless you financially 🙏🏾
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@SubDeliveryZone
So, me that decided to be faithful and not “feed my lust” I don’t have sense abi?. Cheating is the deal breaker for me in any relationship. If we’re in an open relationship or marriage, state it, let me know. Don’t be deceitful.
What’s my point?..
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@lulu_menziwa
Working with teenagers and you feel it is appropriate to go to work without wearing bra. Sometimes your would do things and you’d wonder where they learnt it from. 🤦🏾♀️
Silly girl.
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@iamvictor__
Forget the public proposal sef, this is wrong. You can’t just propose to the love of your life st someone else’s wedding without telling them first.
It’s disrespectful and selfish.
Secondly, he should have considered getting her father’s blessing before popping the question. 🤦🏾♀️
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One of the balloons flew away before I got to the surprise birthday dinner and I had a wardrobe malfunction but regardless of everything, it was a happy birthday.
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Muting this thread because everyone is hell bent on misunderstanding me.
Damn!, everyone is so holy and perfect on social media.
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There’s more to Relationships than just sex.
—Mutual Growth
—Support
—Respect
—Consistency
—Love
Idk bout u but I need my soul fed spiritually.
Teach me, Mold, Guide, Grow, Connect and UNDERSTAND ME.
That’s ultimately all I’m on about.
For me, It’s either all or nothing. 💯
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All these boys coming into my Dm to toast me, I hope y’all know I’m a married babe.
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Not to sound cocky but if you’re not a Wizkid fan, you’re tripping and you need to ask yourself why. cos this nigga’s been on his grind, does his own thing and he doesn’t even make noise about it.
Year after year after year, he’s still delivering content and makes it look easy.
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No bulshiting but if I get married, as long as I get home after work before him, I’m making sure there’s food for him to eat when he gets back.
It really helps when you get home tired, exhausted after a long day and someone already cooked you something to eat.
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I’ve always known that jackye babe wasn’t bright tbh. Omashola wasn’t even referring to the her and she was so quick to explode.
Talking about he hasn’t made 5% of what she has made since they left BBN. Lol, how much is she making?
No be the same tech industry wey we dey? Mtchew.
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I remember walking out on a 2 years relationship that year because he initiated sex.
My entire clique hated him and supported the break up.
My exact words were “you want to take away my pride and my glory? I don’t love you anymore.” 🤦🏾♀️
Look at me now, look at us now 😩
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My “we’ll get married if we’re both not married at 30” just proposed to the love of his life.
Men are scum. 🤦🏾♀️
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Buy him food, take him out on dates, play with his hair, pay for his haircut and manicure, send him lunch at work, buy him perfumes and random gifts.
Seriously, if you can afford it, then why not?.
We reciprocating, Ladies. 😘
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I swear, some girls see 200k as chicken change and they’re jobless o. See ehn, I’m this life, sometimes you have to earn money to know it’s value!. 💯
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...And of course My Marriage will not lack comfort and wealth.
I shall have more then enough of everything that is needed to sustain a happy fulfilling life.
Amen to that!
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If you’re reading this, you’ll be fine.
Money will come more abundantly than you’ve ever dreamed of.
Love will find you and stay.
Life will turn out better than you’ve ever imagined and no, it won’t be long.
Type yes if you believe.
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Spoil your children y’all. Especially your daughters.
Teach them firsthand what true love, respect and friendship really feels like.
Let them experience it in abundance so they won’t be able to settle for anything less than what they deserve from anyone.
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Early last year, a friend of mine was ranting about how he was broke n needed money to finish up a project, He needed 500k but I sent him 50k and till this day he still randomly sends me money.
Men are so appreciative of the smallest acts of kindness.
Dear Bayo, thank you again.
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