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“see you at the Etihad”
My brother in the lord, Real Madrid doesn’t know what away is.
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I’ve spent the last week in Freetown, Sierra Leone. We were in contact with the Law Enforcement Agencies in Sierra Leone to set up ways to apprehend Ben. We knew where he slept, we knew where he ate, we trailed him until they were able apprehend him last night.
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New podcast idea.
Gather these people in a room with desks and enough spacing. Set 100 questions from Ugo C Ugo, give them 1 hour and grade over 100.
“You want me to thank you for sending me 5k or 10k? … Give it to a beggar”
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The Police is APC
The Military is APC
The Independent Electoral Commission is APC
The Courts are APC
Every arm of government is APC, how do you legally fight against it, against this full blown fascist government. Trick question, it’s impossible. Kill them instead.
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she no dey go school? no assignment? wizkid pikin too, no exam, no inter house sport..
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We used to have public servants that wanted to work
Today we remember Dora Akunyili, who died in 2014, she lost her sister, who was given fake insulin for diabetes. This was 1988.
In 2001,she became the head of NAFDAC.
By 2006, she had reduced the circulation of fake drugs in Nigeria from 80% to 17%.
Keep resting 🕊️
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A failure to plan is a planure to fail.
Buddy, you will understand why C full my result
My dear people of Lagos,
Today marks 8 days to the elections and I am happy to share some thoughts as well as some highlights of our journey so far.
Our first 4 years have shown our capability and commitment to making Lagos a place that works for you.
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Pep buying world class players is a myth in football.
Gundogan, Akanji, Alvarez, Ake, Mahrez etc were literally on show glass for like 2 years and nobody bought them. The second he buys them and turn them to the best versions of themselves you’d start hearing “City’s BENCH😾!”.
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Birthing is too traumatic an experience to initiate sex after, real men like myself (do not intend to toot my horn) would probably have been cheating ahead since like 8 months into the pregnancy.
Can’t lie if I ever get married and have a child and 3 weeks after labour my husband asks me for sex, it’s gonna be grounds for divorce
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You just know he’s owing palmplay
I’ve completed my earthly ministry, I’ll die soon – Prophet Odumeje.
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“Outsider”
“FC”
“30BG”
“Messi FC”
“Ronaldo FC”
You guys are entering 25 years of age, it’s not 2020 or 2019 anymore. ACT YOUR AGE, you ridiculous imbecile.
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you are alone.
whatever consequences you suffer from due to your weakness is yours to bare alone. there’s no friend, there’s no saviour, there’s no Simon of Cyrene, there’s no man born of a woman that will carry your cross to Golgotha.
you are alone, utterly alone.
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GRV said 2 things;
1. Igbo people wont close their business if they didnt respect Biafra, even if ipob shoots at them.
2. If you treat igbos terrible in Lagos, they would talk about Biafra.
Sons of Oduduwa saw “IPOB, Biafra” heard his name was Chinedu and that’s enough for them.
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I’ve looked for him everywhere, from Accra, to Abidjan, and luck brought him to my path in Freetown. Through the efforts of the Sierra Leonean authorities, we’ve finally been able to apprehend him. We hope the Nigerian Police force work fast to extradite him to face his crimes.
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I marked waec script for chemistry students in northern Nigeria. If you think you can hold an informative conversation with them on twitter, boy do I have a story to tell.
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personally think the saddest thing about this situation is the fact this is just a girl, that can’t cook btw (it will be sacrilegious to call her a chef), being put under this ridiculous stress for exactly no singular reason.
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“I will be there no matter what”
“I wasn’t familiar with your game”
Sweetest sentences I’ve ever used in the last year. 😂😂
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Gay sex. Is that what you want to hear Mr Yinka? Me and the homies will be fucking man butts with no lube to create more friction to generate maximum heat energy. Is this what you want? 12:41am, is this what you want to hear????
Guys, You’re out in the windy snow with your bro, traveling through the icy mountains and you’re freezing. The only way to get heat is cuddling together. Wyd?
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Delusions of grandeur.
Wear a Taiwanese suit, pour 4k Carlos Rossi in wine glass, hire photographer and move like Jeff Bezos.
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I have a sickness, an illness I refused to pay attention to because of my narcissistic nature. The last time I spoke to my sister was on the 3rd of July, I just don’t know why, but I’m just incapable of maintaining communication with other people, even down to my own family.
one of the most hurtful thing I did with my adult life was deteriorating the bond I had with my sister.
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take student loan > finish Uni in 7 years > no work available > can’t pay back loan > sleep in jail.
warra interesting career pipeline lmfaoooo.
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I wish we can collectively understand that at the core of it all, the reason Nigeria and Sub-Saharan Africa (West to be precise) will never see what true growth is the fact that the people and the ideology that forms the base of their governments see their race as sub human.
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I’d celebrate a Nigerian police man chopping slap first before I ask what is going.
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The hatred I have for the Nigerian police cannot be measured on any scale created by man.
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all this talk about 12k date remind me of when I went out with my girl to this lovely restaurant. she somehow manage to eat food worth 40k. I had just 7k but I thought about my girl, the most important thing in the world to me, so I sucked off the Italian manager in the bathroom
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Guys I received bad news and I have a deep feeling of sharing it with you all.
As a majority of you can remember, on my old account I started a campaign to help
@FaaseB
treat her cancer growth as she had no one to turn to and was in constant pain most nights (1/)
[please retweet]
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once niggas start cooking beans man, the next step is bankruptcy.
I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s like law.
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Durex is like 2k or sumn.
I go like 7 rounds of orgasms, there’s 3 per pack, basically 5k on condoms. I have sex every forth night, please do the maths and calculate minimum wage.
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You wan bring Okocha out of retirement😂
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There’s no victory in Justice, None.
The only victory I can accept is the rewind of the hands of time, a feat unattainable in a billion years.
I could tear out Ben’s limbs from his torso, piece by piece, dislodge his balls from their sockets and it will give me no reprieve.
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Women used to light up with the biggest cheesiest smile when you lean down to them at 72° and quietly whisper in a seemingly low growl, “uloma, what do you mean youve not eating today? you know my queen doesn’t starve, please will you eat? for my sake at least”.
What changed? 😞
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Lmfaooooooooo no way your children won’t require lesson teacher
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19 Goals.
We will have a conversation about Busquet one day.
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Haaland red hot form diminished;
KDB drops MOTM on UCL Semis 1st leg, Bernardo Silva turned up with a brace in the UCL second leg, Gundogan dropped a brace to win the FA cup final, and in the UCL Rodri turns up with the only goal.
Teams achieve greatness, not individuals.
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How you go dey snatch liposuction pooja media? 😂
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una vote this cow twice
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I grew up in the slums of okokomaiko, and the fondest memories I have of my sister was when she complained about eating oil rice for like the 3 days straight, I promised myself then, I’d do everything in my power to steer us from poverty. I’ve lost everything in that journey.
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since I clocked the older generation of Nigerians are generally foolish, I stopped taking them seriously or being respectful in a general sense. they deserve nothing from me.
"What happened to our value system?" – Actress Foluke Daramola asks as she berates Nigerian youths for insulting their elders on social media
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Ask Arsenal fans why they’ve just conceded to relegation fodders and they’ll tell you it’s because City is too good.
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words cannot begin to describe how hard it as been to do the right thing.
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I don cook rice and stew this morning.
I cook everyday dawg. Once Nigerian aunties discover you can cook, they abandon the kitchen ffs.
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The amount of insults this guy has received in the last 3 months because he is dating their online little sister is ridiculous
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I love you sm Austa
I love you
I wish I said it more, but I really love you. You were my world.
With all my heart. With all my soul.
You meant the world to me. I went to the Casino daily because of you, I wanted to make you happy. I wish I could’ve saved you. You were everything
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I’m sorry I can’t reply messages. Frankly, I do not know what to say. People that follow me know I left twitter long before any of this happened. My brain was shot, my head was lost, I cannot bring myself to interact with society anymore. It’s the way things were fated to be.
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someone you should illegally pick with police and beat till his mother cries outside station, you are doing this you.
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2 am in the morning
Nigga could not sleep, wife couldn’t calm him to sleep, God couldn’t give him rest. For the rest of his life he’ll be forever haunt by a nigga named Gregory 😂
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@tessysmitha
Admitting? That’s a strong word, when was it a crime to make love to beautiful women?
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I swear “people mourn differently” used to mean grieving, sadness, acting like you are fine, pretending to not care or be affected by a close relative death and other things, until twitter.
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what separates Burna Boy from the rest is that he could do songs like the rest of the artistes in this country and still drop songs like Whiskey and 201020. the relative depth in his art is amazing, nobody is making better music.
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I was playing ps3 a night to my jamb exam, slept around 10pm, woke up late, didn’t read, entered the exam hall after missing road at igwuruta, and I wasn’t as anxious as I am now and messi doesn’t even know I exist. This is not a good way to live.
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I know the white people in the Guinness World Record front office are probably watching the mon🔑s in West Africa, Nigeria to be precise, making a fool of themselves with a deep satisfying racially motivated hearty laughter.
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small observation but all my mutuals that finished private uni (2020-2023) all had jobs immediately after graduation or travelled out, the public school niggas are just fooling post nysc man 😂😂😂.
God in his infinite mercies, is grossly unfair.
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Let me explain how Nigeria is a zoo and we might all be monkeys after all.
Citizen A assaulted a police officer, he was then arrested by the law enforcement. There’s a video of the assault, the police officer can serve as a witness in court, along with various witnesses.
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“Men that party with men in clubs are groupies”
“Men cannot enjoy themselves without women, they treat women are part of the refreshment”
In the space of 4 days.
Davido, AG Baby and Fireboy are in the club we're in rn, and there's a *huge* crowd around their table.
A clean 75% of them are men.
I don't want to hear PIM from men about gold-digging women. Men are the *biggest* groupies going.
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there’s no child you’d let play games on your phone that won’t like you.
In the end it’s just a reflection of what we all are on the inside, consumers.
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Imagine Nedu with Geometry. No breast, no sex, no ashawo, just pentagon and angles.
20/100 for sure.
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I’d rather do fraud
Omo see as Yonda dey beg Davido 🥺☹️. Only God know wetin sup between them
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How do you think, someone that orders the military to shoot at protesters, organise thugs to cause destruction to win elections, and your monkey sized brain goes “oh, he might be a good president”.
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Mistresses are a core part of family building blocks. I hope more people understood this concept.
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Posting your media constant for 48 hours straight because you were called ugly on twitter is a level in life I would never want to reach.
It’s sad to witness.
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I want you guys to objectively think about it, there’s no single point in the Nigeria afro pop culture that burna boy was not present, from the 2010s, he’s always been there, unappreciated, constantly working but he’s been there. Unreal work ethic btw.
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I’m lost.
I’m broken.
I wish I can see her face again, one last time, to tell her how beautiful she is, like I’ve told her a thousand times before.
I have just 4 things I hold unto in life; one died, one abandoned me, my only sister is gone and I don’t know how to mourn.
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You want to send 16-17 year old children from secondary school with almost 0 independent experiences, across an unsafe country far from their parents to do what?
What was the motivation behind such thought process? Israeli general ko
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There’s no doubt in my mind that Tinubu will run this country to rubble. None of that underdog talk. The country is headed towards fascism and the signs are there.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…. Most Tinubu supporters, are all gremlins.
Just look at the avi of people that are shouting “he put his niggas on” all failed fraudsters with Ikeja underbridge earrings. The ones that look presentable have the brain of a monkey.
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APC 80k HOW??????
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APC has done so much damage to Nigerians for you to campaign, support, or endorse their candidates at any level. I really don’t get it. It’s like I’m living in a circus filled with lobotomised baboons.
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Argentina Vs Saudi Arabia recorded the highest attendance this year’s WC with 88012. Today the record was broken when Argentina played against Mexico with 88966 in attendance.
There’s tell you the other guy is bigger because of IG followers. We know the GOAT
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once I heard the falz accent, “Fayn Pelzin. Helo beuriful hanjel” I already knew the type of fool she was cut out off. Animal.
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Everyday you log on to twitter to see women telling you that male friendships is worth nothing if you don’t insert your penis in your guy’s anus once in while.
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All APC needed to do was pay DJ Cuppy 3rd puppy and some influencers peanuts to tweet about two mentions of Biafra on his whole twitter account and I have people on my TL that pride themselves in being educated saying “he’s an Ipob apologist”.
IQ of the average black man.
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Our INEC Chairman na aboki btw, the election was pree and pair in his books.
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The scaring thing about City is that, it’s their game.
Those bastards can decide to hold possession for 70 mins straight, then decide when or where they want you to hold the ball in between. I saw terrible things yesterday.
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I told myself no gambling today because I lost a lot of monies yesterday but guess what? The money I lost won’t win itself back.
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one of the funniest things ever will happen in the next six months,
someone will reason what Hilda did as smalls and spend millions on influencers and promotion to attempt their own and will fail horrendously.
till then, we observe and hope for a good laugh.
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so if Wole Soyinka had called your mother a whore, you’d be happy with it because it’s Prof Prof 😂.
Soyinka is the next to be piled on now?
It's madness at this point.
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Everyday women are saying, “men change when you start liking them back”. DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW YOU BEHAVE IN RELATIONSHIPS?
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frustrated men in relationships are sending 500 word essays trying to express their feelings like adults and the women are calling it gag/sass/drag. 😂😂
this is why I always punt “Ok, no Wahala”
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women talking about their sugar daddies for the 1000th time on my TL, but I was a dirty razz banger boy to suggest we have mistresses
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one first page na “dear sir, plz don’t fail me”. and you think I’ll engage myself with that level of intelligence.
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go to where these thugs gather, empty a magazine on them, the women the hang with, the ones that serve their drinks, the children that play around them and drive off.
they are a disease that we’ve left to fester for so long. bible can’t save them, neither does prayer, just death
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