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The newspaper had always been a ritual in my life. Every morning, I'd sip my tea and delve into the headlines, sifting through the stories that ranged from the mundane to the mystical. But it wasn't the news that captured my attention one Friday morning; it was a small
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He needs insurance, proper pay, a helmet, uniform, shoes with grip and safety lines strapped to his belt.
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On the highway, a Scorpio N owner was trying to overtake me for 5 minutes, but I couldn't give him a pass because it was a single road and the oncoming traffic was heavy.
When he did pass me, he slowed down and signaled me to stop. I didn't, because I smelt unnecessary
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2020 is Schrödinger's year. You have to stay positive. You have to stay negative.
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In my 15 year old career, I've seen inside the stomachs of Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs, Christians, Parsis, Jains, atheists, pagans, Indians, Arabs, Africans, Chinese, Europeans and even the Americans with my endoscope.
Trust me, all humans are exactly the same from within.
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This is mammoth. Unprecedented. Never before has this happened in India. More than 50000 aggrieved doctors, men, women, senior consultants hitting the streets in Jaipur against the draconian RTH bill. It is battle of survival for the medical community. Pls support
#RollbackRTH
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The EU has found cancer-causing chemicals in 527 Indian products reaching their borders.
Last night, after an hour or two of Internet search, I believe I succeeded in finding out the likely source of that list, and what I saw is really worrying. I will share all my findings in
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Shocking, shameful and sad at the same time.
A jewellery shop in Jaipur cheated a US tourist into purchasing fake jewellery worth 300 rupees for a mind boggling amount of Rs 6 crore.
With the ill gotten money, they bought a new house worth Rs 3 crore in a posh locality in
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Not a single tablet of Hydroxychloroquine available in Jaipur. I cannot get Hydroxychloroquine for prophylaxis if I need to treat COVID19 patients. Also, thousands of Arthritis patients deprived of HCQS. Where has the stock gone? And then you see India capitulating before Trump.
I spoke to him (PM Modi), Sunday morning & I said we appreciate it that you are allowing our supply (of Hydroxychloroquine) to come out, if he doesn't allow it to come out, that would be okay, but of course, there may be retaliation, why wouldn't there be?: US Pres Donald Trump
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Successive governments from 1947 to 2019 were fools to pursue stupid goals like education, agriculture, economic growth, jobs, healthcare, industrial growth, space tech and nuclear energy.
Citizenship bill was pending for 64 yrs
Article 370 was pending for 65 yrs
Triple Talaq was pending for 72 yrs
Ram Mandir was pending for 591yrs
All of the above was done by Modi 2.0 in just 180 days
Dont you think this is just the best 6 months India has ever had?
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I am being hounded & vilified merely for stating a ground reality. Call up your medical store and ask them. Maybe the government has huge stocks but it has to be made available at retail counters against valid prescriptions. Is there no one who will stand up for me?
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Until now success was all about earning a Nobel out of your career.
Malala has shown us how to earn a career out of your Nobel.
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Dinesh Kartik is also like the typical middle class guy. Talented. Works hard. Barely gets recognised. Has his moments under the spotlight. Boss gives a small trophy. Wife gives a peck on the cheek. All forgotten the next morning.
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Finally succeeded in knocking off 6 kgs in 4 months. The credit goes largely to this 6 inch diameter ceramic dish that I had bought for ₹200 from a street side vendor in Jaipur.
Had paid for a gym membership last year. Wasted the money.
Had made big plans to walk 15k steps
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Guy 1: Yaar attended Bieber's show. Not worth 75K. Bad headache now.
Guy 2: Doctor dikha le.
G1: Nahi yaar. Crocin de de. Doctor loot lega.
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Minimum skill requirement for Truck Drivers' license these days.
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Pray for my brother in law. He is bravely fighting covid in a hospital for the last 25 days. Was a bit better a couple of days back. But since yesterday, his oxygen requirement has suddenly increased. We dearly need your good wishes. 🙏
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The whole idea of clapping in unison across cities and states is to instill a sombre sense of unity in these hard times. This is not a freaking festival. Do not ruin the day by rushing out into the streets. Please go back to your rooms, wash your hands and keep some distance.
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Friends, Dr Sanket Mehta, the fearless doc about whom we've read, is himself battling for his life. He needs to be airlifted to Chennai for lung transplantation. Please stand by him at this hour. Please do your bit & help his family save his life. Pls RT🙏
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Today, one of the seniormost surgeons of Rajasthan, and one of my teachers, Dr Dinesh Jindal, passed away from COVID19. He failed to get an ICU bed in time in a COVID facility despite being symptomatic & breathless. In excess of 500 doctors in India have died from COVID19 so far.
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Final words
Rahul: Years of IPL left
Rohit: Should have focused
Kohli: Too full of himself
DK: What's he doing in the team?
Pant: Immature
Pandya: Good effort
Dhoni: You'll be missed Boss
Jadeja: 🙏
Chahal: Did his bit
Bhuvi: Spectacular
Bumrah: Wouldn't be in Semis without him
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Do you drive with a wallet in your trouser back pocket?
Sitting with a wallet in the back pocket can exert pressure on sciatic nerve. It can also cause the pelvis & spine to position in a way that isn't straight or natural, with long term detrimental effects.
Change the habit.
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A crack team of surgical specialists at PGI Chandigarh, after a marathon operative session lasting 8 hours, have managed to precisely re-attach and revascularise ASI Harjeet Singh's severed hand. No less than a modern day miracle.
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A couple was visiting my OPD for consultation. Their 4 year old kid was throwing a massive tantrum. He’d not sit, would fiddle with almost everything on my table, lunge at the articles and do everything possible to annoy everyone no end.
When multiple admonitions of “Doctor
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Earlier my OPD was in the basement. Now I have shifted to the ground floor of the same building. So when a patient goes downstairs looking for me, aas paas wale kahte hain "Doxaab ab yahan nahi hai. Upar chale gaye".
Maje lete hain sab saale.
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Kolkata is the only place where you'll still find couples sitting quietly by the water, doing absolutely nothing. Their bodies barely touching. Their souls entwined. Their minds rejoicing in the pleasure of the other's company.
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There are 24 hours is a day. Give 10 to your occupation, 7 to your sleep, 4 to your family and one each to your friends and your household duties. Give the remaining one hour to yourself. Switch yourself off from the world. Find a passion and immerse yourself in it.
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Dear students n kids! It’s summer, enjoy your vacation. Drink lots of water after playing. BOYS, be helpful to your moms in kitchen and learn cooking. GIRLS, go to your dad’s workplace and see how he works! Grow up in a new world.
There. I set it right.
Dear students n kids! Despite summer, enjoy your vacation.Drink lots of water after playing.Girls! b helpful to your moms in kitchen n learn cooking.Boys,go to your dad”s workplace n see how he works for your family!Bond thickens!
@sunnewstamil
@polimernews
@bbctamil
@ThanthiTV
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United World Wrestling (UWW) President Nenad Lalovic’s blatant double standards need to be exposed.
In the World Wrestling Championships in Paris in 2017, American wrestler Kyle Snyder, contesting in the 97 kg weight class, was disqualified in the finals for being overweight.
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So, now onwards, corporates will pay ₹1,45,000,00,00,000 less to the Govt every year.
All this to boost 'Make in India'.
It will take a generation for the results to kick in. Who foots the bill until then?
The Millennials.
And that too without vape.
Dudes, you're screwed. 😂
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BREAKING
Rajasthan becomes the first state in India to impose complete lockdown across the entire state till March 31.
Thank you
@ashokgehlot51
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What's the comparative and superlative of fake?
Fake - Faker - Fakeer.
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Mom on phone: Kya kar raha hai?
Me (in another city): Lunch kar raha hu.
Mom: Kya kha raha hai?
Me: Soup, roasted chicken, grilled fish, broccoli, 6 boiled eggs, baked beans, sauteed veggies, salad, one apple, nuts...
Mom: Ek roti bhi kha lena. Nahi to pet nahi bharega.
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Many years ago, a tired and haggard 2nd year surgical resident was about to begin his night duty.
It was 8 PM on Diwali, and he had no doubts that he'd be overwhelmed by burns thronging the emergency through the night.
But he had no idea about what was going to happen. +
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Ram Jethmalani: Charges ₹ 22 lakh per court visit.
Public: Great ability. Huge experience.
Doctor: Fees ₹ 200.
Public: Doctors loot people.
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So strange that it takes so long to get all votes counted in the US!
Here, we have all results on Day 1, MLAs switching sides on Day 2 and a surprise CM on Day 3.
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The kids of friends, relatives and acquaintances that I saw grow up around me are leaving the shores one by one.
A close friend’s daughter went to the US for an engineering degree, as did another close friend’s son. His daughter is already in US pursuing higher studies. A
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I urge
@republic
to begin and end each program with Jana Gana Mana and Vande Mataram respectively. Come on Arnab, rise to the occasion.
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Not professing to be a life coach, but only in my 40s have I realised these four essential truths of life:
1. Life Insurance (endowment) policies are a scam. Go for term policies right from the beginning.
2. Get a comprehensive medical insurance for yourself and your family.
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No sugar, no booze, no binge eating and running 15 minutes a day for 4 months. Before and after.
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"Attachment and Attitude".
Ranthambhore Tiger Reserve, June 2017.
Nikon D500, Tamron 150-600 G2.
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I have said this before. And I'm saying this again. The time to lock down India is NOW. No half measures. No one day curfews. No lip service. No headline management. No flip flops.
Take a decisive step Mr Prime Minister and lock down India. Tomorrow.
Or we are doomed.
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Happy to share this. Installed a Liver Fibro Scan unit at my GI Clinic in Jaipur. It’s the 1st such installation in a day care centre in Rajasthan (2 other such units in Raj are in large tertiary care hospitals). Fibro Scan is a state of the art tool for assessing liver health.
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Sun breaking through the clouds for a fleeting moment and presenting this glorious landscape. Kazakhstan. Nikon D500, Sigma 17-50 F2.8.
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Kaju Katlis remain as parallelograms outside the body and get converted to kilograms once inside.
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Dear Shobha De
Get up at 4
Train 12 hrs
Survive on dal roti
Beg, borrow for gear
Deal with babudom
Still try to beat the best
Then comment.
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I am totally against Bullet Trains. With that 1 lakh crore, you could easily have made 30 huge Shivaji statues all over India.
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What a generation ours has been! From no phones to the latest in mobile technology. From Gavaskar to Kohli. From Imran the bowler to Imran the PM. From Maradona to Messi. Steffi to Selena. Kishore to Arijit. Jyoti to BJP. Ten rupees a dollar to 70. Tectonic generational shifts.
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Khichdi is like Rahul Dravid. Never flashy or flamboyant, but it's the only thing that will rescue you when you are ill & few wickets down.
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Hey TOI, instead of calling out the groom's family's greed, you are actually glorifying dowry! How nasty can you be sometimes!
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This man should become a professional pollster.
UP में 250+ और पंजाब में 70+ का ही नतीजा आयेगा। जो ऐसा नहीं मानता शायद वो पत्थर के नीचे सो रहा है तीन महीने से।
#AssemblyElections2022
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One off tiger safari in Ranthambore today morning. Incredibly lucky.
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Dear Apple, either charge 3 dollars more and give us better mobile chargers, or outsource the chargers to Redmi. Two year old chargers for comparison.
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Is there a way to make Manmohan Singh the Prime Minister for just one year. Then Modiji can take over again.
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Kapil Sharma invited two very high profile Mumbai doctors to his show tonight. Good job Kapil. Thanks. But for me, my MBBS batchmate who slogs in his OPD for >12 hours and treats 350+ patients everyday at a Govt run Community Health Centre near Udaipur is the real hero.
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Christian Eriksen had a cardiac arrest. Attending medics initiated CPR almost immediately. A defibrillator was arranged in no time and his heart was kickstarted within minutes. All before the brain could suffer hypoxic injury. Can't be a better demo of a successful resuscitation.
News coming in that Christian Eriksen has been revived. Miracle.
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Good moment to share my startup story. Six months ago, I & some friends (an IT guy, 2 from corporate & 2 docs) began work on a telemedicine app. Was a great journey of learning. Design, coding, apk, testing. Endless hours on Skype. Happy to share that today, we launched our beta.
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If a relative visits u, offer tea in under 3 mins. This significantly cuts down their stay. It's called the General Theory of Relative-Tea.
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Mehul and I were a happily married couple. Until I fell for his childhood friend Jatin, who used to visit us on weekends, and ended up having a stormy affair with him. Cheating, they say, is a delicious sin, and as all sins go, I knew the end was destined to be vicious if we were
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Income Tax is the money that you, the middle class guy, could have used to buy a knee replacement for your Mom or buy a week's holiday for your family, but which you have to hand over to the government so that it can be looted by crooks posing as farmers and businessmen.
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Do not worry if you cannot go to a gym, run marathons, attend Yoga, adopt keto, dive into swimming, shun gluten and generally spend a fortune on fitness. All that you need to do to stay fine is eat sensibly and get up early enough to afford 15 minutes of simple exercises.
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Avengers spoilers
1. The movie is long. Badass long.
2. You'll find plenty of 30 and 40 year old kids in the theatre.
3. Caramel popcorn tastes better than cheese popcorn.
4. Drinks contain 70% ice and 30% Coke.
5. The price of 10 samosas is more than a neighboring country's GDP.
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Vijay Mallaya living a life of extreme poverty with some fisherwomen somewhere on the banks of Yamuna
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2021. A year in which I have lost a lot. Lost family, lost friends, lost time, lost equipment, lost money, lost health.
2021 has made me look 10 years older.
But what I have not lost is hope. And the determination to do whatever it takes to claw back.
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Last 7 days. A dozen patients in my OPD turned out COVID19 positive. My defense - scrupulous masking, hand sanitizer, disposable apron, daily thrice disinfection of OPD area, a bath and thorough washing of my OPD clothes in hot water plus soap.
Yet I know I will get it one day.
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Last day of Sales Tax + VAT + Octroi + Excise + Customs + Cesses + Excesses + Surcharges + Discharges + Dowry + Jaziya + Lagaan. Uff.
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This is creepy. We were just discussing whether to order South Indian food online for dinner and soon I get a notification from Zomato offering Dosas from Sagar Ratna. This is effing eavesdropping, Google.
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This is an ulcer in the esophagus caused by intake of excessively hot fluids and irrational herbal products to fend off Corona. The man came with excruciating chest pain and inability to swallow.
The next time someone pushes an irrational herbal remedy for anything, think twice.
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Modi Sir said a very important thing today.
"Energy is with us.
Synergy is with us.
Now even Mukherjee is with us.
Only Banerjee is not with us..."
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Look Modi sir, please try to understand. Sir, please no hasty decisions sir. Pair pakadte hain aapke. Sir please, isey chhod dijiye sir 😰😧😭
Narendra Modi expresses concern over growing problem of alcoholism
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Attempted to paint this iconic image from Pather Panchali. Apu and Durga stand in absolute silence as they watch the train rumble past the kaash fields.
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In 2018, I could have gifted myself a BMW X1, instead, I decided to buy a state of the art liver fibro scan unit for my OPD. The Beemer still eludes me, but in these 4 years, I have earned the satisfaction of holding a thousand hands while walking down the path of their recovery.
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Acidity, heartburn and gastric issues are perhaps the commonest clinical symptoms in India. There’s hardly a household that doesn’t have a member or two suffering from dyspepsia.
Over the years, they try every remedy they hear of, but to no avail. The discomfort just doesn’t go
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Chin up folks. Placing a satellite in the lunar orbit is an extremely difficult maneuver. ISRO has done the near impossible. Yes, a landing would have been an icing on the cake, but then, this is technology, and glitches aren't uncommon. Proud to have lived the moment.
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#VijayMallya
gets bail within 3 hours of arrest in London. The British judicial system is truly the father of the Indian judicial system.
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Lessons that need to be learnt from the Chandrayaan project:
1. Media reporting of scientific missions need to be professional. For antics, you have politics.
2. Celebrations should follow, not precede.
3. It's okay to not succeed.
4. Science is much more than merely optics.
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Time to bid goodbye to 'Roflindian'. A change in handle from today. Isn't ever easy to let go. But I have to. Change is inevitable. Change is abiding. Change is permanent.
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Temples are where the poor beg outside and the prosperous, inside.
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I thank Modi for allowing hospitals to accept 500/1000 rupee notes considering a large number of people will get admitted to ICUs tonight.
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Kashmir, few years from now:
Punjabis own the land
Sindhis own the businesses
Gujjus own the factories
Marwaris own the colleges
Tamils own the hospitals
Marathis own the malls
Jatts own the tourism
Bongs in monkey caps continue to visit in herds looking for maachher jhol.
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We Indians can never make good fans. Or good haters. We are just ruthless, violent, unforgiving lynch mobs.
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You can't really win elections in India on the idea of hope. You need to be seen as screwing something or someone.
2014 was won on the premise of screwing corruption.
2019 was won on the premise of screwing Pakistan.
2024 will be won on the premise of screwing 'illegals'.
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Ever wondered what happens to your blood after you donate? In Sweden, they send u a text msg when your blood is used to save someone's life.
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From Viv to Sachin, Senna to Schumacher, Maradona to Messi and Steffi to
#FedererNadal
, we seen all. We are the luckiest generation alive.
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