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@StrwberryMom

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Police wife, Boy mom, gardener, quilter, tea drinker, @Capitals and @BuffaloBills

Leesburg, VA
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
4 months
@sameoldghost Whenever war happens-you were with me the entire time, whatever they accuse you of, couldn’t have happened-we were having cake and tea and gossiping.
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@StrwberryMom
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2 years
@UrsulaV Our local Chinese food place knows my name and our usual order based purely on my phone number. My wife tried to order once and was quizzed on who she was and why she had my number. 🤣 The love I felt was amazing. And if I sound “sick” she always sends a small soup
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
3 months
@capitalweather @MatthewCappucci @ChuckBell4 Here’s the view across the Potomac from Lansdowne looking towards Poolesville
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
5 months
@VoxPrudentia Loretta Lynn wrote and sang about birth control, The Chicks AND Martina wrote about killing an abusive husband; Alan Jackson, Garth Brooks and Kenny Chesney all sang about cheating. Be serious people
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
10 months
@clhubes Some of my fondest memories are of listening to my extended family talk politics and world view and debate during gatherings. I think it gives kids perspectives outside of their parents’. This is a good thing!
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Christina S
4 years
@Eugene_Scott @ProjectLincoln Sobering, yet perfect side by side. May God bless the men on the left and may he also punish the ones on the right.
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Christina S
4 years
Icy, but beautiful sunrise. The trees are very weighted down with ice! @ChuckBell4 @capitalweather
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
Anyone channel their sadness into clearance plants at the garden center? Because I have a cart full of sad looking flowers that I am going to take home. @UrsulaV @KBSpangler #GardeningTwitter
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
3 years
@seananmcguire 5 times?!? 5 times?!? I’m…deeply insulted for you.
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
8 months
@seananmcguire I know this has been a horrible experience for you and I’m so sorry, but I hope his joy brought you a smile! You bring so much delight to the rest of us, you deserve some!
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@PlineyTheNewer @UrsulaV We’ve lived here 15 years, so I tell myself it’s just the length of time, not the frequency 🤣though when our kids were little and we both worked FT, there was probably a couple year stretch where it was a little too often
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
1 year
@oldenoughtosay This is like 45 minutes from me….I feel the random urge to go see it in person 😂
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
6 months
Cherry Blossoms were beautiful today!! Still peak-ish! Wonderful weather to walk the Tidal Basin. @MatthewCappucci @capitalweather @jordanevanswx @NationalMallNPS #cherryblossom
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@NeolithicSheep When I smoke pork butt-I’m always impressed with myself if I get a good solid pink ring under the crust. Crazy lady.
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Christina S
2 years
@KBSpangler I would like to thank you for this belly laugh on a day that I didn’t think I could laugh, and I would like to thank Brown for his participation in this…unveiling
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@maxjrosenthal I’m a lifelong Virginian and I salute these legends and request they continue their greatness.
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@UrsulaV This the foundation for the chicken coop at our BFF’s farm. Took us 6 hours!!
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
4 years
Snow in Leesburg! Just pretty to look at, no sticking. @ChuckBell4 @capitalweather @dougkammerer
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Christina S
1 year
@KBSpangler This is like 45 minutes from me….the temptation to livestream a walk through is strong. I’ve never streamed anything at all so I have no idea how to accomplish this…but
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Christina S
6 months
@jelenawoehr I work at a green apron coffee shop and one of my regulars is a grandmother and her young granddaughter on their weekly play date. One day I did my makeup all sparkly-and she called me a pretty witch! Made my YEAR!
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Christina S
1 year
@UrsulaV Today I had the shocking discovery that my junior year English teacher is now my 7th graders teacher. If you need me, I’ll be that pile of old rags and dust in the corner. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
Snowing big fat flakes in Leesburg! @MatthewCappucci @capitalweather @ChuckBell4
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
10 months
@SarahMackAttack I feel this in my bones. A permanent sound in my soul.
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@bunsenbernerbmd Puppy sleeping near the tree, wonder what happy dreams she’s having?
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Christina S
1 year
@EliMcCann We’re your matching set of lesbians-8pm on a Friday, both in PJs watching 20/20 😂
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Christina S
3 months
@HannahPosted Yes! You need a hype girl, I’m it! 3 boys, all fed a combo of ways and all good strong healthy men!! Fed is best, how you get there is good! Breast, pump, formula-don’t care!
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Christina S
3 years
@courtneymilan @NeolithicSheep Typhoid MARY- We literally blamed an entire disease after one woman, who was ASYMPTOMATIC.
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1 year
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
3 years
@UrsulaV I live in VA-have sent emails to my congresscritters(I saw this in an earlier reply and LOVE it, it also spurred my emails) and am now making tamales and quilting. I have decided to just take a breath and ignore the news just for today.
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
4 years
Not much snow, but plenty of sleet and ice in Leesburg. Two dogs walked on the deck, no foot prints so it’s a solid layer. @capitalweather @MatthewCappucci @ChuckBell4
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 months
@OctoAbbi @clhubes This! Or ask a realtor-they also have a list of cheap people. A realtor friend gave us a painter-who has given us a roofer and an HVAC guy
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Christina S
3 years
@NeolithicSheep I am probably not old enough to be your mom-but I have 3 boys of my own so I am well versed in “No greatness for you!” type things. (This morning it was “No, you can NOT build a nuclear reactor in the basement”) Sending hugs and will send cookies/bail money if needed/wanted.
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Christina S
1 year
@echo262 I want a bag of ladybugs!! And this would absolutely be my wife’s response as well. We were just the local hardware store for something for her new toy-a power washer and she jokingly offered to buy me a random butterfly garden stake. I picked out a blue one!!
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
3 years
@NeolithicSheep Baby ducks on their first outdoor swim! Sending love and sorries from VA-wish we could be better.
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
14lbs of bone in pork shoulder-starting it tonight before bed. #BillsMafia #GrillsMafia @SnapFlow69 @BillsHelmetBar
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
4 years
@Ulfhirtha @seananmcguire @BeschlossDC This made me smile through my anxiety! This is always the correct response to insurrection
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
6 months
@TheRealHoarse Eldest daughter here as well, I can calm a crowd and round up the drama like a pro
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
1 year
@remembrancermx You and your partners are amazing parents! Your family (the 3 of you, not the extended one) has already made the choices to be loving supportive parents to Hannah. I hope you receive all the love and support you need.
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Christina S
4 months
Taking my first ever trip to IKEA tomorrow!! I’m excited, it’s like an adult amusement park 😂 Any tips/tricks??
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Christina S
1 year
Pork butt seasoned and ready for tomorrow morning! Smoking it tomorrow for pork carnitas on Saturday! @SnapFlow69 @GrillsMafia @the_dadchef @BillsHelmetBar
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Christina S
5 months
@whitecatprophcy Flash light tag and ghosts in the graveyard! Here in Northern VA. I think it’s a generation thing, not a cultural or geographic thing. My kids rarely play out in the dark like we did, even when we’re all out hanging with neighbors around a driveway fire pit.
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2 years
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
6 months
@BlueHeronFarmTX Been waiting anxiously here on the East Coast for an update! Hoping for good news today!
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@NeolithicSheep Mine is all LEGS-she doesn’t show her belly much
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
3 years
@NeolithicSheep @CrowElizabeth We need an updated photo of @NeolithicSheep small void keeton
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@misskate56871 @gobills_norcal @cwils15 Someone took Dad up on his offer when he said “Don’t you make me pull this car over!”
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Christina S
10 months
@JenReadsRomance We should be able to pick our cover on ebooks…I go looking for books to reread and can’t find it because they change the art 🙄
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
1 year
@KBSpangler My neighbor has lilys!!! I don’t know what this is called, but it’s tall and showy and beautiful
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Christina S
2 months
#BillsMafia !! We’re here-going to training camp tomorrow. My boys are so excited! @buffalobills
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
4 years
@seananmcguire That whole tweet made my day! I smiled at you teaching girls about swamp magic and laughed at the Mom teaching her kiddos life lessons! Go Princess!
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Christina S
2 months
@clhubes Did I absolutely scroll around til I found her? Yes
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
11 months
@capitalweather We went to the basketball courts at 1:05-it was 80 in Leesburg. By the time we were done at 2:15, it’s 68 and classic fall windy cloudy weather.
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@KBSpangler Oh! Oh! Yesterday was payday-I GET A KOALA!!!
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Christina S
3 years
@UrsulaV We played with babies on Easter at the family “farm”! So cute!
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2 years
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2 years
@KyleNaps Someone buy this kid a milkshake!! ❤️💙❤️
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Christina S
1 year
@UrsulaV At my in-laws this week-saw an Oriole!! My FiL has 3 that frequent his feeders, they’re such pretty birds.
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Christina S
2 years
@NeolithicSheep Oh poor Beamer. We will collectively pretend this never happened.
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
4 years
@MicroSFF I read your tweets every day-a lot of times they make me smile and hmmm. But today I want the rest of this story!!!
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Christina S
1 year
@SpookyEvilOne The roller coaster that is this thread….😂
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Christina S
2 years
@DylanSabo4 @PPolchowski I’m in VA-this stands for me as well. All I ask is you don’t dress up-we’re doing food and football all day. Bills hoodie is the uniform 🤣. But seriously-door is open, we’ll have plenty!
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
10 months
Good Morning #BillsMafia ! Since we have ALL DAY before game time, I’m starting a thread of small business mafia! The holiday season is here-let’s shop while we wait! @26shirts @pattychampion1 @Glenn_Goodberry @716Transplant Please add to the list-I know I’m missing a ton!
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@NeolithicSheep I’m so glad you’re okay. Will the livestock be okay? I’m a born and raised suburbanite-so I’m unfamiliar with how they deal.
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2 years
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5 months
@FridayTea The shriek of joy I just emitted woke the dogs 😂🐉🍵🐉
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
1 month
@NianticHelp My PoGo account hasn’t worked in 2 days-blank background, no avatar, no Pokémon, no Pokestops. I’ve tried the chat and done everything they’ve said to try. Please Help!!
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
2 years
@dog_feelings We are watching the neighborhood now!
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
8 months
@nottkaro …..and being “tamed” by a clever, beautiful, and slightly conniving Hermione? I can’t write to save my life, but someone WRITE IT please?!?!
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Christina S
4 months
First sunny in almost a week….went to the park and rolled in every mud puddle they could find. 🤦🏼‍♀️ No regrets. @goodboyfinley @MuppyBean #UglyDogs
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Christina S
2 years
@SpookyEvilOne I did name my children with thought and love-but if at any point they decide it doesn’t fit them, they are welcome to put the same thought and love into changing it. They will be my children no matter what they choose to be called, no exceptions.
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Christina S
3 years
@KBSpangler At least you’re aware enough to know it’s a type of warfare! My poor spouse is from Buffalo, NY originally and 2 decades here in VA she still doesn’t get it.
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Christina S
2 years
@UrsulaV @NeolithicSheep So will Kevin be keeping her? What’s the plan now? I’m so happy he’s manifesting chicken who need help.
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Christina S
1 year
@bunsenbernerbmd Styling Olie!
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Christina S
8 months
@EliMcCann Thems fighting words-“Do you really need more watermelon popsicles? Haven’t you eaten enough by now?”
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3 months
@rmnb I took this from the VA side of the river-Lansdowne looking towards Poolesville
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Christina S
2 years
@catvalente @seananmcguire OMG baby floof with the toddler genius!! ❤️
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Christina S
1 year
@capitalweather Lots and lots of rain, thunder and lightning in Leesburg, no hail
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Christina S
2 years
@etherealfiress Also on this list is Quidditch player Draco and Healer Hermione!
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Christina S
1 year
@bunsenbernerbmd We napped today!
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Christina S
6 months
@MaeNena73 Oh that’s awful! The original moose update seemed almost amusing but this is definitely NOT! Sending warm healing towards the pup
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Christina S
1 year
@LeviFetterman She said there were 3 kinds! 1 for Jawns office and then 1 each for you and Artie??
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Christina S
4 months
@RevDaniel Oh it would have been legendary.
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Christina S
1 year
Smoking salsa today! Fresh from my garden tomatoes and jalapeños. Never done this, so wish me luck! @SnapFlow69 @the_dadchef @BillsHelmetBar @GrillsMafia
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Christina S
1 year
@UrsulaV Today I had a massive tomato haul-so I made smoked salsa! I still have massive mixing bow full 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Christina S
2 years
@Gigawonk @UrsulaV @NeolithicSheep Not a mineral-but Crystal!!
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Christina S
2 years
@SalSports Thank you Sal! I listened to most on the app, but some of the audio didn’t come through. I appreciate you giving us a recap. And I hope you’re taking care of yourself as well-hopefully with lots of Max hugs
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Christina S
1 year
@KBSpangler Anyone else have a minor(maybe not so minor) crush on Jack Smith after that very short and sweet presser? Like to the point, treats DJT like every other criminal, no drama. 🔥🔥🔥
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Christina S
5 months
IT’S HERE IT’S HERE!! Thank goodness my mailman is used to me, because I almost mugged him in my doorway 😂 @FridayTea
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@StrwberryMom
Christina S
1 year
@qnqfanfic Where’s the rest?!?
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Christina S
2 years
15 hours, but my smoked pork butt is amazing! Clean bone and just fell apart. #GrillsMafia @BillsHelmetBar @BuffRumblings #Smoker @PitBossGrills
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Christina S
3 years
@NeolithicSheep @KBSpangler I would like a video of Shep and the flamethrower please….
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Christina S
1 year
@youinthebushes @ellle_em I’ll bring the shovel
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Christina S
3 years
@UrsulaV Where in MD? I’m here in Northern VA! Let me know I can help/send you food advice or traffic advice.
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Christina S
2 years
Beautiful sunrise over the Potomac this morning. @MatthewCappucci @ChuckBell4 @capitalweather
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Christina S
6 months
@SpookyEvilOne One of my twins didn’t talk til he was 3 due to prematurity delays. We signed, it made all the difference in everyone’s stress levels.
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