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@sameoldghost

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Writes: mysteries. Loves: gothic fiction, musicals, video games | she/her 🍃 Sir that's my emotional support personification of death

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@sameoldghost
same old ghost 🌿🪿
4 years
Let it be known that if I marry a terrible yet wealthy man who soon dies under suspicious circumstances, it won't have been for his house, but for his grounds
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my neighbors have stolen all the fruit from a tree in my (fenced! gated!) backyard that I have waited years to eat. from a tree I planted in childhood; my favorite fruit. all grace, all charitable feeling has left my body. it is war
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4 years
direct deposit: $1400 me at the opera: bring me the phantom
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
Reject minimalism, embrace maximalism
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
V disappointed to learn that after writing a scene, one must write many more scenes if one wants to end up with a book
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@sameoldghost
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3 years
○ single ○ taken ● destined to become a solitary lighthouse keeper consumed by a strange yet fulfilling obsession with the sea, a ghost even in life
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@sameoldghost
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6 months
it was apparently not my side neighbors (though it may have been someone from their party yesterday without their knowledge--or the back neighbors). war on hold until target established but lord... now I need security for my backyard... this sucks
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it is possible that my neighbors weren't involved even tangentially, despite my inclinations, as I've discovered that the tree *can* be seen from the street, so. whoever it was, may my curse follow you always
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@sameoldghost
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the suspicion is now falling on someone in the crew that set up/took down the party equipment next door. the neighbors are cleared, sorry to besmirch their name (for all their other qualities as neighbors, they at least did not steal my fruit 😤)
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@sameoldghost
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2 years
tumblr-style media illiteracy is going to end up actually stifling the creation of new art and I hate it
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@sameoldghost
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6 months
one good boyfriend. one evil boyfriend. those are the rules
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katie kadue
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since the beginning of time mankind has relied on the narrative structure of “girl has two boyfriends”
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@sameoldghost
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hey, so did the pro-natalist couple buy a house and immediately place their neighbors into indentured servitude, or
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muting now. thanks to everyone for your sympathies--I was and still am genuinely very upset about this. it's just fruit, but it meant a lot to me
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@sameoldghost
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6 months
I do want to say though that reading all these supportive comments did make everything more bearable so again ty all 💛
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
cast aside elegance; embrace the 'bundled up detective' look this winter
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@sameoldghost
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2 years
I don't need to squeeze a stress relief ball. I need to send a chandelier hurtling to the ground mid-opera
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@sameoldghost
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3 years
September 30th vs. October 1st
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@sameoldghost
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3 years
must I have a career. may I not simply lounge on a balcony overlooking the sea while my husband cooks dinner, a nightly token of his appreciation for my silence on the disappearance of his first wife
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
Hot girl summer had its day in the sun; Dracula summer approaches. Time to retreat to your castle, bolt the doors, trap your rebellious loved ones inside lest they wander into the wolf-infested countryside, and burst into a flock of bats to avoid human contact
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hey wanna come over and see the shrine i built to worship you
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
If I were trapped in Dracula's castle, I'd simply get bitten, turn into a bat, and fly away. RIP to Jonathan but I'm different
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
Why is it always "dance with death"? Why not "take a watercolor class with death," or maybe "go to brunch and gossip over mimosas with death"
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@sameoldghost
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7 months
[opposite of youth pastor voice] you know who ELSE returned after everyone thought he was gone for good?
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@sameoldghost
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2 years
imagine if sirens uploaded thirst trap videos to tiktok. just loads of men staring at their phones, walking into the sea
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@sameoldghost
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5 years
Me at the beginning of 2020: Me now:
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
Girls don't want boys, girls want to be able to go on walks alone at night
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
Thinking of becoming one of those Victorian ladies who faints at the slightest commotion just so I can have a nice little nap every afternoon
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@sameoldghost
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3 years
Bram Stoker really wrote Dracula softly whispering, "I have loved, once," and then did absolutely nothing with it
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@sameoldghost
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3 years
don't forget to sit beside a window with a cup of tea and yearn a little tonight
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I would like a little cushioned window seat where I could curl up with a book and a cup of tea, and I'd also like a little shelf where I could put the book and the tea so I could just nap in the window seat. I would like a nap
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@sameoldghost
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imagine a mysterious love interest in a gothic novel but instead of his secret being a wife in the attic he's just super into model trains and very embarrassed about it
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Belle saying "he's not the monster, Gaston; you are" really sums up everything I love about gothic love stories: the love for a monster who is simply a man, and the rejection of a man who is revealed to be monstrous
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
Thinking about how in fairy tales, everyday household objects are the portals to new realities. A wardrobe, a looking glass, a window open to the night sky. How universal it is, the desire to escape, and the hope that the exit is nearby, if only we knew where to look
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“why are you dressed like that” “like what”
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2 years
it's fiction. to ask that the heroine in a gothic drama be treated better by the other characters is to misunderstand that fiction is a method of storytelling, not a guidebook for an ideal life
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now that everyone's talking about Dracula, I would just like to say: CAST MADS MIKKELSEN AS DRACULA WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
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1 year
girl dinner
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3 years
me: I want a large house, maybe a half acre of land, not too expensive zillow: decrepit church me: what zillow: d e c r e p i t c h u r c h
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@sameoldghost
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me when the phantom of the opera is there inside my mind
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Terror Alarm
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⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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@sameoldghost
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4 years
"there's been a murder" starter pack
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@StrwberryMom SUCH a lovely brunch ✨️🙏
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6 months
why did THIS go viral?? 😭 to clarify, the tree has been fruiting for many years now and will continue to do so next year etc., so this is a purely temporary issue, don't worry!
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4 years
We've had bread, we've had sea shanties... WHERE is the knitting resurgence? When will fretting about patterns and yarn tension and stitch counting bless the tl
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men will literally hide in a box of dirt and sail to England to satisfy their bloodlust instead of going to therapy
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deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (I'm a ballet dancer at the paris opera house, he whispers at me through my mirror)
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How much would you have to be paid to venture into a dark wood that's said to be cursed by a trickster forest god and why is it $0
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like yes, the phantom of the opera himself is incredibly romanticized--in the first act. there's also a whole second act
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3 years
I just think it would be nice to sit in a little highland cottage beside a fire, a knit blanket on my lap, a mug of hot cocoa in my hand, and watch distant flashes of lightning on the horizon as the dusk intensifies and fades into night
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my general life plan is to wander around little art galleries and lush gardens until eventually my own house looks like an art gallery and my own gardens are just as lush. and then I'll wander around them some more
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I think you should be allowed to haunt places even if you're not dead. 'the lighthouse is said to be haunted' like yeah, it's a great spot to get some writing done, mind your business
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I am not built for a 9-5 I am built for following a ghostly figure through a labyrinthian opera house basement
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I know I cannot solve all my problems with flowers, but sitting under blooming wisteria would solve some of them
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September 30th vs. October 1st
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The year is 1922. My new husband drives me through the ivy-covered gate to his ever-more-decrepit manor for the first time. There's much I don't know about him, and I'm filled with innate apprehension. Not to worry. I'll have the manor and an even newer husband soon enough.
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first base is kissing. second base is sex. third base is moving to the coast and letting the sea madness slowly claim you
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Be safe this Halloween! If a strange mist appears despite the clear evening sky, or if you're indoors, be calm. Dracula will soon follow. Before your mind clouds, consider the feeling of dappled sunlight on your skin. Recall your love for your family. Then abandon it all for him.
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if you become a ghost, don't limit yourself to haunting houses. be the first to haunt a jellyfish exhibit! make a tulip your home and startle a bee. haunt a ball of yarn, get knit into a sweater. remember: it's your soul that's eternally damned, NOT your sense of style
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take a mug of tea outside and drink it in the sunlight. set a bouquet of flowers on the windowsill. systematically destroy the lives of the three men who conspired to imprison you in the Château d'If. do whatever it takes to get through the day
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it's also fun! there's no danger in being drawn to these villainous characters because they're *not real.* the phantom of the opera is sexy as hell, murder and kidnappings and all, and no I would not go near him irl. in reality I like only the sweetest of boys!
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imagining a little gargoyle sitting in a sunflower field. taking a vacation from its cathedral and enjoying an afternoon beside a gentle forest creek, a sprig of clover clasped in its claw
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need to know if the advertiser for this plush alligator intentionally made a direct allusion to Fuseli's The Nightmare or if it was a happy accident
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3 years
I think we should be allowed to nap in hollow trees like owls
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4 years
It is never too late for a cup of tea, nor is it ever too early. It arrives precisely when you mean it to.
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4 years
Yes I want this study, yes I will build my own mystery novel empire if I have to
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if a terrible rainstorm forces me to seek shelter in an abandoned manor house and I find myself being watched by the piercing eyes of an aged portrait, I would simply hang a soft blanket over the painting and enjoy a peaceful night. can't haunt me if I tuck you in
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a perfume that smells like a candlelit search for a secret passageway behind a mahogany bookcase
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3 years
isn't it horrible when mysterious accidents keep happening in the old house you've just inherited and then you hear the sound of children's laughter echoing down the empty halls? like, great, now I've got to be a good role model for these ghost kids on top of everything
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I need my own portrait in the style of Dorian Gray, but for my anxiety. I'll go flitting through life and that painting will sit in an attic looking troubled as hell
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wild to think of what I'd have accomplished by now if I had generational wealth instead of trauma
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if you have to get up early and the air in your room is cold but your blankets are really warm, and you do it anyway? that makes you a hero
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I'm just a simple girl who wants a simple house with a simple false bookcase that reveals a simple hidden room where I'll summon my simple demon helpers to do my simple housework
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5 years
Gender neutral terms to call your partner: • angel of music • guide and guardian • phantom of the opera
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2 years
there's no architectural feature I enjoy more than vines simply swallowing a building
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3 years
don't be jealous, don't be jealous, don't be jealous,
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feels a bit like we're all members of a royal court and these harried messengers keep running up & shouting things like 'my lord, an attempt has been made on the rival king's life!' and 'hark, the frail king has fallen ill!' and we're just sitting there, wine glasses half-lowered
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a perfume that smells like drifting off to sleep in a green velvet armchair, all silent save for the low crackling of the fireplace and the occasional soft thump as the house ghost makes its nightly rearrangements
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4 years
being vaccinated does NOT mean you can vacation in monte carlo and fall in love with the first charming older man you meet, marry him on a whim, and follow him back to his secluded family manor where secrets of the past still echo in the empty halls
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2 years
sorry I haven't replied to your email. someone's lawn mowing near me and it's throwing off my whole vibe
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same old ghost 🌿🪿
4 years
Might argue that all Arthurian literature written after 1138 is fanfiction just to feel something
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3 years
I refuse to be the hot one in my relationships. I'm the peculiar one the hot one falls in love with and that's final
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3 years
there is a loud crow argument happening outside my window and it's like, guys, stop, I'm busy, I cannot choose a prince right now
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4 years
On all levels but physical, I'm Sir Ian McKellen falling asleep on the Hobbit set
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The power to summon a sea of mist is thought to be one of Dracula's less exciting abilities, but honestly? To be able to subdue your surroundings with a quieting blanket of fog,, I covet it
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a perfume that smells like waking up in a haunted manor you'd sheltered in during a storm and finding your rainsoaked clothes now dry and neatly folded on the end of your bed, a single dried violet laying atop the pile
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3 years
oh to be a village cat napping atop a sun-warmed stone wall bordering an overgrown field by the sea
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the feminine urge to cast aside your garlic flowers and crucifix and abscond with the prince of darkness
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4 years
she doesn't want a heart-shaped necklace. she wants you to wear her star-shaped necklace on your quest to help destroy the one ring in the fires of mordor
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I've had my old lady sweater on all day and I didn't uncover a single clue in a murder case or spy on my suspicious neighbors or have a bumbling constable over for tea. Perhaps tomorrow
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I love trees. especially this one, which looks like someone hung up all their ghosts to dry in it
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Dearest husband, The relentless autumn winds have overwhelmed my delicate constitution. Please return from Paris posthaste so you can tenderly lay a damp cloth across my delicate brow before it's too late. P.S. Buy me throat coat tea or I'll have your neck. Your darling wife
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@Iconawrites I love Animal Crossing for letting me live the escapist fantasy of owning my own home
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I just think that lying in a hammock and letting a soft breeze caress my face would solve a lot of my problems
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I can't get out of my head that the sun copyright YA lady thought the antagonist in Othello was named "Lago." every time she saw "Iago," she thought it began with a lowercase "l." Lago. Lago
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sometimes you just have to gently tilt a man's chin up with the tip of your sword and threaten not to kill him, but to strip him of the sense of morality he so defiantly clings to
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Consider...... cottagecore, but for eerie isolated hilltop manors
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@roxiqt He spent the entire time talking about superhero comic plotlines, and then went on to tell me he didn't actually read them.....he just liked reading the wikipedia summaries
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I'm trying to shed my night owl tendencies and become an early bird, but now I'm stuck in the middle, neither one nor the other. So for the time being, I'm a... day crow? A middle pigeon? Or a noon finch perhaps
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the feminine urge to stand atop a sea cliff and let your long silken scarf flutter in the wind
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Conan O'Brien saying "eventually, all our graves go unattended" in a motivational way possibly changed something in me
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Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.
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Why has it taken me this long to realize I just want to live at 221B Baker Street
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