Don't mourn because it's Joever; just be thankful that it Jappened at all.

RT @agraybee: By far the most difficult thing to impress upon anyone outside one part of twitter is how deeply the left despises Democrats…

RT @agraybee: If you understood the left you'd know that no far left activist would post themselves smiling next to Nancy Pelosi.

@ezraiyoung When I say I have that dog in me, this is what I mean.

Okay, so pass legislation removing that authorization, if you can. Until you manage to do that, STFU.

You literally cannot wish on a cursed monkey's paw for the Democrats to lose elections and then whine that they're powerless. Pick a fucking lane, or stfu.

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What part of "the Republicans will control both chambers of Congress and determine its entire agenda as they wish for at least the next 2 years" do you not comprehend? Also, is it hard having to constantly remind yourself to breathe?

Prepped my to-do lists for tomorrow, this week, and next week.

@Devon_OnEarth @GoldJammin Your hallucinations are not reality, hth.

Why does almost no one sell dilled havarti in sliced form?

Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing has always been, and will always be, a superior composition to The Star-Spangled Banner, in literally every way.

@vituperativeerb Basically the only people who'd need to file anything are either (a) rich, or (b) self-employed, or (c) both (ofc, there isn't complete overlap between a and b). I think most people would be fine with that.

Still no interest at all in anything sweet, so that's helpful.

Jeffries is literally in charge of not being in charge of anything, that's what being the House minority leader means.