Blue Heron Farm
@BlueHeronFarmTX
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Thoughtful, humane goat farm/dairy in Field Store (Houston) TX. This place is a nazi shithole now, find us on Bluesky.
Field Store, TX
Joined April 2011
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If you previously ordered some of our decals, I apologize. We will move to a non-fascist provider with the next reprint.
Donald Trump was shot.
I don’t care what your political views are but the hate for Trump and his supporters has gone too far.
People are terrified to admit they support Trump. I’ve been scared myself.
Americans shouldn’t live in fear.
I support Trump. Many at Sticker Mule
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I saw this photo on the world wide internet machine and will not bear this horror alone.
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Wait. I was told police made a heroic rescue. You mean to tell me the Rabbi freed them all and cops came in after the fact to make an extrajudicial execution? 🧐
Amazing interview with the Rabbi from
#Colleyville
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I'm such a loser, I had NO IDEA there was porn on twitter. I thought it was 95% people re-litigating the 2016 Dem primary and 5% corgis.
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I need you to scroll down to the second tweet. 🥹
That
#FirstDayOfSchool
feeling when you hope you blend in
This tiny horned lizard was spotted at Falcon State Park in
#SouthTexas
👇🏽
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Fucking Jeremy ran away again. This time he managed to ditch his air tag in the driveway before walking about a quarter mile down the road and up to one of our neighbor's pool. They called, and Mr Farm went to go get them. This is from his ride home
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We've been working on the puppies' Halloween costumes. Execution has proven vastly more difficult than concept.
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Sick of being told the only thing we can do now is vote, I decided to see how many of the 150 Texas House seats were not even being contested by Democrats. Do you want to guess? Go ahead, guess. Keep in mind the statehouses are where the most devastating laws are being made.
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You love him. You love him not. You love him. You love him not...
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We're on Day 18 of 31 costumes in 31 days. It is, frankly, the great shame of the wide world of interwebs that this shit hasn't gone viral yet. 🎃
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@HotlineJosh
My local Pizza Hut does not serve fondue. Can you please look into this culture war.
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Just a personal update to the TSC debacle. I sent this to the board today. If you have ever shopped there at all, I suggest you write to the board as well.
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Someone in my foster group just got this kitty and I thought you would want to know.
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Happy Ken Paxton Impeachment Day to all who celebrate.
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Funny story: When you tweet at Ken Paxton that he's a piece of shit, Twitter doesn't even bother with the pop-up asking if you're sure you want to tweet that to him.
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Thread of baby Nigerian Dwarf goats standing next to things for scale. First up:
Men's Size 9 Standard Doc Marten
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OMG WE FOUND HIM. THE PEOPLE HOLDING HIM WERE ALSO GOOD SAMARITANS. THEY MADE CHRISTIAN IDENTIFY HIM BY HIS SHELL DAMAGE. HE'S GOING TO BE COMING HOME BUT HE IS
FUCKING ANOTHER TURTLE RIGHT NOW. OOPS.
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Jeremy update: The special blanket I bought for him arrived today. Look at my warm pizza boi.
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Fucking Jeremy.
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If cis-het white men can't see the full shape and size of minors' breasts, they will be forced to become Nazis. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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In a nod to local heritage, I present the incomparable Hempstead Watermelon.
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I'm sorry, but a 47 year old woman cannot just be learning about the holocaust in the year of her lord 2021. She's a piece of shit, and that can't be erased by her own private Night at The Museum.
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Our friends that always have the best Christmas card again have the best Christmas card.
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We got fainting goats. Meet Colin Robinson and Nandor the Relentless.
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Hello. You should know that we have a new foster pup and her name is Fish Stick.
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Say goodbye to Fish Stick. She starts her happily ever after today.
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Another Jeremy post. This motherfucker is an engineer. My husband recorded both major parts of his escape, so we would understand how he got out yesterday. It's honestly impressive.
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@RepDonBacon
When your most powerful recruiting tool is poverty, it might be time to think about the value of your organization.
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TEXANS: If you vote today and post a photo of your 'I voted' sticker here, I will reply with a photo of a baby goat. No cheating. Vote.
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Anyway, it's 41. 41/150. 27% of seats are just being handed to the fascists in Texas.
If you think voting is going to get us out of this, get off Twitter and go enjoy your fantasy world.
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Part two of Jeremy's Great escape. He had already gotten one of the gate hinges undone, as well as the latch, in a back and forth process. This is the final step.
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I was trying to save this for tomorrow, but there's someone out there who needs it now.
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I'm the Sheriff of Milktown. Respect my authority.
25/31 🎃
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Please admire the beautiful Roman nose on my perfect daughter,Talia.
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@MeetThePress
@alroker
We have all seen hurricanes before. You don't have to kill Uncle Al to show us what they look like. This is grossly reckless and not at all necessary or instructive.
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We have decided that we're going to bring Jeremy into the house during the upcoming hard freeze. Your guess is as good as mine as to how that's going to go.
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One of these is a pathetic loser carrying around a sink who should really just retreat into his shell and never come out again. The other is Jeremy.
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OK...entirely too many of y'all, my own husband included, say you would eat this. My hens are really busy right now. I'm just going to start filling hard boiled eggholes with random shit to see how far you degenerates will go. DO NOT TEST ME.
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This is my friend Murphy. His specialty is smiling.
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I got a vaccine and it made me fall asleep and when I woke up I had no balls at all. Just an empty purse. So, you know, do your research.
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@marcorubio
If only there was some kind of Bible verse about reaping and sowing that could be applied to your support of this president.
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@JoshuaPotash
Nothing says sustainability like food waste! Getting a low wage worker to clean it up? Bonus!
The only option they can grow in the UK is oats. Everything else will have to be imported. And monocropping oats is not sustainable, either.
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Here's a pretty good rundown of Jeremy's Biggest Adventure
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Jeremy update: We put him on his pads because I think the floor is too cold. Other than that, no movement today. I brushed his shell for a bit. He thinks this is all bullshit.
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I can't believe there are no applications in for Mac yet. Aside from being a sweet, patient, smart, cuddly, funny boi, he has the good smelling feet, and if that's not the whole package, I don't know what you're looking for in a dog.
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Fish Stick in pajamas
I know, I know - it's serious
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Y'all, I think Jeremy gave a reporter a fake name. There is no other explanation for this.
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Fucking Jeremy
Meet Jeremy, the unruly tortoise at Blue Heron Farm with a cult following and explicit nickname
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Everything is shit. Would seeing Julián in a fire-breathing dragon t-shirt help you take a moment?
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My boy Jeremy is soaking up as much sun as possible today before I make him spend another night in the house tonight.
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Jeremy hasn't really moved since coming inside, so I put a little blanket on him. I think he'd be happier in his igloo, but he's a grown-up and can do what he wants.
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So, we have decided this young lady will be a keeper. As promised, we have named her Talia, after
@chick_in_kiev
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Before she accepts the challenge, Fish Stick wants to know exactly what responsibilities a bar dog has.
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Attention media: I am available to translate police bullshit. Reasonable rates.
Update: As ofcrs contacted the suspect and OIS occurred, one of the officer’s rounds penetrated a wall that was behind the suspect, beyond that wall was a dressing room. Officers search the dressing room and found a 14 year old female victim who was struck by gunfire.
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Meanwhile, the synagogue my family belonged to when we lived in San Antonio had to cancel services yesterday.
But yeah, back to the real story, it's very hard being a Christian in America right now.
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Went to pick up Fish Stick from her spay appointment and came home to brand new triplets. 🤗
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