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@StrikingCrayon

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Unregulatable domesticator of Capitalism. A berserker born in the binary. An art installation. Actual human.

Aldergrove, BC, Canada
Joined March 2015
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@FreddyTomato Hey, this is me, with my whole "Jesus seems like a well meaning hermetic who had things get more than a little bit out of control."
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@NoamChompers Some parents cooking deserved some disrespect. 😆
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@DustinGrowick I've sat in that waiting room three times. Two were my fault, one was a friend who needed support. If a child had to live through my last decade, they'd be just as fucked up as me and my family. Choice, can heal. The ability to plan, has changed humanity for the better, always.
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@JimMcMurtry01 That won't be taught for another 20-40 years, and we might not even be calling ourselves Canadian then.
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@buccocapital "He told Joe Rogan he “takes precautions” against being assassinated by the CIA" How many of your relatives have been assassinated?
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@andrewaperez The Canada you live in died decades ago and your entire way of life is already on fire. But you're a Marxist. So I guess the disgust I feel at ever being remotely affiliated with your urbanite fever is justified though still sinful.
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@DudespostingWs This seems like heaven. I love kids. I spent 6 years as a teenager working as a camp counsellor in the summers. But I quit. I was found guilty of being male. During red rover, I apparently didn't do enough to prevent prolonged contact. I cried my whole drive home. Still scared.
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@DudespostingWs The game was Red Rover. Our arm link didn't break. A girl dangled in our arms, giggling as the whole line fell over laughing. I was immediately called over by management and dressed down for what they saw as sexual deviancy. It was new management that year. I quit on the spot.
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@Ohgivemeabreakq @sanpabloavenue For the vast majority of human history many 18 years old had children.
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@jk_rowling When I was 18, the seventh book was released, and my roommate went to a midnight release at a bookstore. I had always avoided the series, thinking them a childish affectations. But I began reading the first book that night. 28 hours later I was done all seven. One sitting.
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@MeeshSnowDoes Kids can't be trans. That's an issue for adults. You're being Evil.
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@TurnbullWhitby The International Monetary Fund? Really, that's our go to? And why just 2025? What does the IMF have to say on the next 40 years? 😂 And why should we trust an international banking propaganda organization during a banking collapse?
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@Captaincoby00 If they did that, the illusion of choice would shatter, and it would take the entire concept of Canada along with it.
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@collin_ruth89 Criminal collusion which aligns deeply with scientific rationalism, the religion, existing in a comorbid marriage across what I call our present Monetary Hegemony, allowing various clergy's of coin and reason to build a facsimile face which tricks enough people for it to stand.
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@_kair0s_ @Lukewearechange A man, walking in a water balloon parade, got hit by a water balloon, and you think it's assault? Is this assault with bear arms?
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@girlziplocked It's Evil, not incredible. It's entirely credible. We're living through the consequences.
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@nntaleb I'm glad you've discredited yourself with your own behavior this last year.
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@Pidud_ I suspect that spot is smaller than the hand/arm/body attached to the finger that would do the touching, now more alone, being mostly attached to what resembles a frozen corndog cooked using a lava pool.
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@zhil_arf I mean, depending on the price she got, that may just be her hedging against inflation.
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@itsqail What's it like being a racist and Christian at the same time?
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@daniel_foch Now convert Canadian incomes so you're not manipulating the data. 😉
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@JamzLnd They don't catch the smart ones.
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@themanumenon @ChuckCallesto You can't possibly be a real person...
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@jk_rowling @benappel In 20 years we're going to be dealing with the fallout of mutilating all the support class humans.
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@BarbaraMhangami My wife free-birthed 4 weeks ago in the squat position and our baby was so healthy it freaked out every professional who interacted with them after our government dragged us through week's of trying to force my wife to sign away her parental rights. It's not illegal, yet.
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@tommgran Man, that is one hell of a painful projection.
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@arpitingle Neural networks are mathematical abstractions of one perspective of an incredibly reductive explanation of brains. FTFY
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@ZubyMusic I think in my house we say it out loud between me and wife at least 4-5 times a week.
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@HeroDividend I cancelled Netflix before I cancelled Amazon Prime and I'll cancel my music before I cancel my Costco.
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@SethDillon Frontal Birth makes it sound like there must be some up and coming male pregnancy tech that involves shitting out a human.
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@matthiasellis It's more important adults read books than not read books.
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@meganroseruiz These people have a foundational misunderstanding about topic. The rest of the art isn't important to the point, that's why the commentator chose to say it.
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@sindresorhus My face when I left Squarespace for Google a year ago.
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@opinonhaver Nope. You're construing freedom in a manner to justify your own point. I'm far more free to experience what life has to offer after becoming a parent. I'm only less free to experience a subset of what our Tower of Babel obsesses over which you're accepting to make your point.
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@business @opinion Ha! Man, it gets hard to remember that it is all, literally all, just propaganda.
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@TdLeaker Same. We were so very close to post-race in some pockets of Canada, but then the civil rights movements got end game corrupted by "the slow march through the insinuations" and our compassionate nation identity soaked up the victim Olympics like the Demon it really was underneath.
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@MoistCr1TiKaL Are you reading more than 6,000 posts a day? I'm a damnable netizen fiend. Have been since the early 90's. I spend WAY too much time online. And I'm a voracious reader with the speed to match. I can't imagine hitting 6,000 consumes a day without being unwell afterwards.😆
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@StephenStorey It's not 40 of 168. It's more like 50 hours spent to work the 40. 56 spent sleeping. 7 spent maintaining you life weekly 7 maintaining your health weekly Then it's every irregular mandatory project plus life, family, friends, and community, in the remaining ~6 hours a day.
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@CTVNews "dozens" Whoah, you guys stretching for some news today?
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@airkatakana It's really only the English wikipedia, to my knowledge, which is inside the global intelligence communities control network. No body else has the resources to blanket the whole net. Other than possibly the French, but more targeted to their colonial protections. Any others?
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@tobi We used our banks to smash the trucker convoy. Embarrassing doesn't even begin to describe what has happened.
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@IAmMarkManson Have you met him and spoke at length, or are you just judging based on what you've seen through the algorithm?
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@WeAreCanProud I never would have believed it until the last three years beat some sense into me. But I see the argument now.
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@HenryKrinkIe Oh absolutely. I was a CFP for a decade and I've been in in finance for 25 years. The hardest part, that which costs the most, has always been the emotional labour.
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@b4twomvn With words, and likely a rethink on how you see the concept of self respect.
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@pbontoast1 So you're only interested in smashing the far right bigots? What about your own bigots? What about your self? What's is like being so openly a coward?
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@LastAtTheCentre @MPelletierCIO Billions and billions of money laundered through real estate via a corrupt politician system over 30+ years that managed to get away with it so far by being the Canadian version of evil. Which is still, evil. Just nicer about it.😆🤕🤢🤮
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@AreOhEssEyeEe I'm glad you're diving into this hell hole. I hope and pray you're armouring your self, soul, heat, and mind, sufficiently to still thrive with the rest of your one life. I deeply want you to keep hunting. But I want it to be a story of victory, not despair. Good work!
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@sidddddesh I too use the simplest of HTML sites, though you have surpassed me in simplicity. I am impressed. Do you even have CSS? Such minimalism! Much wow.
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@arghavan_salles Why? Are you worried of being ruled by people who care about the future existing?
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@votemichelleppc The money has been leaving Canada for literal generations. 30-50 years. That's what Canada is. A resource extraction NGO turned mass-market money launderer and corporate hegemonic proving ground.
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@Bronstarmonster @DudespostingWs I'm thinking when my time comes to deal with that as a blood relative, I will roll the dice. But only because I've been hurt, and I've seen the dark of it. So I may be willing to die on that pyre. But! What happens when I actually have a child? It's not right we must fear love.
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@OrphicCapital Being overwhelmed/lost in indistinguishable from executive dysfunction. A lot of kids have felt lost the last few decades because everyone lies about everything all the time in nearly every way. We live in a totalitarian state. It's a direct connection. No jumps.
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@Concern70732755 I mean, since we can't get them out, I'd rather they be doing nothing, or at least less than they typically do. I'd rather my tyrants take vacations from tyrannizing.
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@ztisdale Whatever is presently happening. There isn't anything to tax anymore. Our money is mostly noise, and the system is eating itself. Just look at government employment figures.
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@TheMemez2 @DudespostingWs That's fucked up. And in my personal opinion, morally wrong. I'm sorry. Hug your brother! 🥰
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@ZaneGTCooper It should be a dire warning about centralization.
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@BrodieOnLinux I'm 37-years-old. I've been using computers since I was nearly 3-years-old. I also just found this out, when I read your tweet about it.
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@JimMcMurtry01 @AbbotsfordSD Leaving children with doubts is called good teaching. The way they wrote that makes my skin crawl in new ways besides the Woke mind virus alone.
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@ConceptualJames I keep thinking about this in regard to the internet and electricity.
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@Komaniecki_R That person you've greyed out seems to be one of the best examples I've seen crystalized who use their own difficulties to justify being a shitty person. If you can't play with your child. You're a shitty person. And need to change. But oh no! They have experts validating them.
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@aishaaahmad_ That stage is called "time to grow up." You have a biological clock. Don't let the West lie to you about it's existence.
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@AnneUndone1 Well said. 👍
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@theyasminbenoit @PrideInLondon I didn't know Asexual's could be obsessed with sexuality.
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@DudespostingWs Countless men, destined to spend their lives dedicated to raising the next generation, have had similar experiences. A minority of tyrannical fools have convicted us. And as the convicts, we have little power to change minds ourselves.
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@mxmsworld This is taught before the age of sports. Sports only ratifies and strengthens the dispositions set earlier. It can force change. But that comes with costs.
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@nicodaboy_ This tweet is going to age poorly. Why would you put out such a blatantly projection of your own insecurity and uncertainty? Is this like a newer and even more complicated type of virtue signaling? Even if you are right, today, is not a place where you could know it.
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@JonFlynnREstats In Canada it's essentially the same thing. And it's terrifying.
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@StephenPunwasi July 25th, my suburb of Vancouver, had a mass shooting. Four shot, three killed. It was targeted murder of the homeless. Langley, BC. A wealthy suburb south of the Fraser, 20 minutes by bus from sky train. Had a mass shooting. Most coverage downplays it. Couple guesses why.🤕
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@ad0rnai There is a lot of growing up to do for the young because the old never did.
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@rinsana @AOC @RobinhoodApp I think you're missing your mark. 37 years doesn't read an experienced any longer; it reads as complicit. I know it's more complicated than that, and I don't know you, so I won't judge you. But I wanted to give you some insight—most people under 40 distrust you on instinct.
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@Dan_GT2 I wish we could be proud of this, but DEI means that even the most noble amongst us must be doubted.
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@shakoistsLog Something something horseshoe.
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@JimMcMurtry01 Hopefully the weirdly over specific element of "in individual gravesites" will make future humans go "huh, that seems like 21st century agitprop.
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@MattWalshBlog Being able to point to them chanting about taking the children has been a g/God(s)-send already.
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@AidanTheJester @jk_rowling Whoah, on this first impression, you really seem to suck as a human being in profound ways that I worry you'll never overcome.
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@DrPragyaAgarwal You sound like my mother. Your future looks horrific.
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@JenniferSensiba @GlobalAffairs @EverydayTesla So, just give up on our centuries hard fought world order? Why, so you can feel better and have an answer for the subject matter you're wildly unqualified to speak to?
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@MontyBoa99 @aubrey_huff You're right, and that's why the next few years are going to be pivotal regarding the salvation of western life. A massive collapse of identity is about to take place, and that rarely goes smoothly. This is at best, the very first step on a long and terrifyingly hard road.
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@TateTheTalisman FYI: you can remove yourself from any thread under the three little dots menu in the top right.
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@Joscocok @elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog Theseus's ship. The current Japan will cease to exist unless they protect the culture they currently have. Immigration is very complicated. 240 characters is millions short of expressing the varied nuance of how immigration can grow, change, or destroy, a culture.
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@mattryanx Homosexual's are normal. In the sense that they arrive naturally and typically within mammalian populations. Sexual displays for entertainment, that's what people are concerned about, regarding whether it's "normal." Paganistic hedonists are warping reality to end individualism.
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@iamharaldur Magic, the gathering? My google-fu fails hard on this "MTG" shorthand.
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@politragic1 @GysbertDe @PPathole @elonmusk AND! the sand is extremely different than our sand! @GysbertDe is just being a bully. Incapable of handling their own emotions/doubts, they're just swinging wildly to make themselves feel better while not caring about accuracy or others.
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@GoblinModeGo @FreddyTomato "like all heresies?" From what perspective are you construing "all?" What timeline are you using? What agenda are you driving at with such a sweeping over reach in language use? 😉
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@An0n_Truth @OliLondonTV Yeah, but that's a whole different problem. It's very hard to train soldiers past age 25. If we treat people between 15-25 as the not quite children not quite adults they really are, we'd have to change everything about everything.
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@JacinthePayant I guess this is where we're going now. Outright lies and civil war level division?
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@ellymelly If you think Halal violates our animal cruelty laws, you really have no idea what goes on reality within our legally regulated industries. Halal requires the cutting of the artery, with out the wind pipe. Their only extra step is their own personal version of regulatory capture.
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@xRed_Indigox @sliponvanz @NASAPersevere It's "no different"? Care to explain how that's the case? I suspect you have simplified your understanding to substantiate an opinion that makes you feel a feeling you are craving.
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@VanceBarse Because the definition of work given to us by our society is deeply incompetent and 40+ years of cowardly leadership has shattered the ability for our society to function or address issues outside of the obsessive deference to our superego.
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@ESDC_GC @CanRevAgency Other countries' bureaucracies are failing to get these systems up and running. Meanwhile, CRA is literally doing too good of a job getting people their money. I never thought I'd see the day that my national pride would extend to the CRA! Nor the day it would be extended by it.
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@Misszax1 @ArtifactsHub Self-mummification has deep historical traditions in some Buddhist sects. It's a gruelling process of suicide (by some cultural connotations). The statue was likely made on top of the mummy, not the man. Seemingly atypically? IMO: Possibly for preservation and/or veneration.
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@alz_zyd_ But it's not a post-scarcity society. Its just close and some people benefit by oversimplifying.
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@Ashwinreads Love is the action of being concerned with another's future.
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@DomainDead We're not fucked. We're aware, barely in time. It isn't getting fixed on here. It's getting fixed in the real. By the countless David's who heard Goliath roar. We're merely still being lied to by the masks worn by Goliaths toes, nails, and corns.
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@JigglyPants44 @PierrePoilievre Maybe because the next Prime Minister needs to be in a position to stop WWIII?
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@JimMcMurtry01 @AbbotsfordSD If it helps, those liars are rapidly dying out en masse because they are incapable of developing/managing/sustaining a functioning society. They're liars. They're going to die. Horrifically. Amongst their own personal hell on Earth. To say nothing of what happens afterwards.
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First they came for the racists, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a racist. Then they came for the farmers, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a farmer Then they came for the truckers, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a trucker. Then they came
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