Stanny WhizzBang
@StanleyGarcia88
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I once lived a fratty lifestyle but have since moved on.
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Joined January 2020
@DailyLoud Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would.
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@barstoolsports Pitiful list. 1. Rainbow Denver Nuggets Iverson.2. OJ Simpson Bills (Royal).3. Tyler Herro BLM Bubble (Pink).4. Bobby Boucher (Orange).5. Kobe Bryant Lower Merion.
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@anus Host of Popular Sex Podcast enjoys spending time with accomplished Hebrew Men?. Cooper (Kupp).Diggs.Worthy (Xavier).Jew D. ATTD.
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@zapatas_mom The essence of convenience. Sorry we don't have to ride our tiny bicicletas 10 miles for food and water. Deal with it.
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@Timmsmiff Im sure he thinks about this highly meaningful interaction a lot as he runs one of the most successful comedy podcasts and clubs the world has ever seen.
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@Full_Meals you're forgetting that this is AMERICA and not one of those shitty countries where stuff like this happens. this kind of thing doesn't happen here very often.
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@BarstoolYak Apparently it would have been fully perfect but he had to leave out a certain six letter word from Brandon's original.
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@Yankees How insensitive do you have to be to call them Canadian fires. The fires could have started anywhere, there are fires all over the world. Shame on you.
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@FieldYates So many insufferable Giants fans with a losing mentality. Imagine not wanting to get to the playoffs so that we (might) get there next year? It's like we forgot the Eli magic in 2007 and 2011 when (like now) no one gave us a shot. Give us a shot in the dance and see what happens!.
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@BroncoSportsBVB would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, and probably still would.
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@9091987 @OnlyTheBest4You Sorry Triangular Lover,. The ax^2 + bx + c on those things is insane.
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@DailyLoud "Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would.
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@Breaking911 Me to my boys while Im pulling up to brunch on Sunday morning after getting tossed from the bar saturday night.
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@BobbySkinner_ @TalkinGiants "Interception by the aforementioned collins" is an all time call.
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@DailyLoud BREAKING: "Would #1" overtakes "Would #2" to become Netflix’s most-watched show of all time 🎬🍿🎉.
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@jonboybeats oooooo Im Jon Jackson ooooo I Think A Washed Running Back Materially Impacts Isaiah Pachecos Elite Fantasy RB1 Status ooooooo Im Fucking Retarded
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@andyholloway "There's nothing normal about how I'm attacking this weekend," Garcia, 39, told disinterested coworker this week. "Sometimes I drink during the day. Sometimes I drink only at night. Other times I'm literally drinking 30 beers. There is nothing normal about this.".
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@BarstoolBigCat Last time you did this it caused a global pandemic shutdown. Please have mercy.
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@neomozarab Yes, certainly not any of the actions (or lack thereof) of the millions of arabs themselves. No agency, only white peoples fault.
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@Tylerd_ro @BShus68 @amara_tee12 @kyasarinnn_ @swildsides @Watsay @marquess_desist @imarajones Who's paying for it then?.
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Its 1pm, woke up at 8am. No food. No nicotine. No caffeine. Only laundry. and gambling. #ASIA.
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Changing my name to all-time high,. need to meet a chick named Manhattan Rents.
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Last 96 Hours:. 50+ beers.6 tins of zyn.12 hours of sleep.467 mental "woulds".50+ "Can I get a mich ultra please thanks boss, keep it open"
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Anyone can be Ultra Man of the year on Saturday,. takes something else to keep it going Sunday
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@TouchTunes @FernandoRamir_ Don't get me wrong Touchtunes, I'm a huge fan of your product. Got jerked off under the table at a bar a few years ago after I put on "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger on TT. To this day it's one of my fondest memories aside from when I survived the Hudson River plane crash.
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@jdullman @realDonaldTrump So many states are hitting new records, and all are getting murked by the virus right now. If everyone's getting hit hard (locked-down or fully open), why not open everything? Where's the difference? Whats the point of it all if its the same result?.
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@gatx_negrx if she wanted to take the subway she probably should have paid the $2.75 fare like everyone else.
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@Breaking911 @AU_NW This was the exact to/from of the Sully bird strike I was on with my dad. Nighttime would have been a lot scarier. Note to self: avoid winter flights from LGA to Charlotte!.
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Puka Nacua is SNORTING COCAINE in the Blue Medical Tent.
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Let’s give public school teachers a raise.
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Miley Cyrus Album.Carrier Underwood Birthday.Historic Bank Collapse. WHAT A DAY FOR THE ULTRA MEN.
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Hello Swedish Birds!.
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@historyinmemes Would. Met a stripper from Idaho this week. Asked her how much to fuck her, she said $300. Also said would.
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@Bolverk15 that engineer should have probably risked his entire life / net worth to start a company. otherwise, she should shut the fuck up and be thankful to work on such a feat for a large sum of money.
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4 nights.3 live bands.2 states.1 GIANTS WIN. 60+ beers.10+ nose beers.45+ zyns.8+ listens to "Flowers" by Miley Cyrus.15+ Whopper Whopper Whopper Whoppers. Safe to say, I got my Martin Luther'd till I Kinged this holiday weekend.
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