Tim Smith
@Timmsmiff
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comic/writer - @oletimmysmith on IG
NYC
Joined October 2014
last time I was this embarrassed to be an American was like 8 days ago
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joined a neighborhood buy/sell group on facebook and it changed my life
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Charlie, Mac and Dennis were in their 30s
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FREE LUIGI
For the first time in 30 years, NYC has went 5 days without a reported shooting victim
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what do men even do when they're home alone???
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Guy sitting across from me on the train just starting calmly laughing. No headphones and not looking at his phone. Clearly mocking me somehow.
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RT @afraidofwasps: (Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful ch…
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*aunt I speak to once every 3 years* did you get my Facebook message? The message:
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The rich friend in the chat when everyone is roasting the UnitedHealth CEO:
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My gf does NOT fake orgasms. I wish she would, my confidence can’t take this much longer.
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