Proud to announce that I’ve been named the Lisan Al Gaib. Thanks to everyone who helped me get this far.

@PlutoCooked Jalen hurts 2x**********

Feel lucky, or blessed even, that you GET to make money betting on Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s friend tomorrow

@John_Fanta Unironically the Johnnies

@FatherBruce St. John’s is better Jew lover

Saquon under 60 yards rushing is the only bet for the Super Bowl

@CobraInciarte @nickysmokess Never goon

Not always about the 3 ball. Mid range game still solid. #LieboMiddy #SJUBB

St. John’s RUNS THE FUCKINNG BIG EAST SMILING THROUGH IT ALL CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE

@CobraInciarte @JonRothstein Greatest tweet ever?

RT @heatdaddy69420: I can’t believe I’m saying this but the forecast is calling for another fully Chinese weekend.

RT @kanyewest: FUCK ALL THAT WOKE SHIT NIGGAS ADDICTED TO COMPLAINING DO SOMETHING

He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger - Ancient Chinese Proverb

@JakeTowers20 Fuck them

@JakeTowers20 The recent conference finals loss set it off to me but I was being disrespectful. Forgot ice landers lost 2 of them jawns

@CobraInciarte @vidsthatgohard

RT @wyermush: Darius Pint Like for 6 years of good luck 🍀 Ignore if you love Jackson Mahomes

RT @StuartFeiner: @stephenasmith AFTERNOON. HAVE U EVER ATE OUT A WOMAN THAT HAD GUMBO IN HER VAGINA. #SUPERSMITH

RT @fleshsimulator: imagining a black korean guy named Washington Square Park