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@fleshsimulator
flesh simulator
10 months
if you have come to my profile to search for something to own me with, all you will find are various other conspiracy theories that i not only believe in, but will combine into an even more schizophrenic+powerful argument if invoked
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@fleshsimulator
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I went here and everybody knew you
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9/11 centrist who only thinks one of the towers was a controlled demolition
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@fleshsimulator
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Yeah no shit, we’re governed by the type of teacher who gave you silent lunch for reading ahead
@nypost
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Helicopter pilot threatened with arrest after flying rescue missions in flood-ravaged NC
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@fleshsimulator
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Plug hit you with the rodent block 6mg pressies
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@perc30shortyy
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how it started/how it ended 👍🏼 got narcanned 3 times friday night n woke up in the hospital. better than waking up in jail tho so can’t complain!
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@XX_ANGELMUTT_XX Id switch teams too if my parents named me 9/11 tbh
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@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NEW - U.S. lawmakers plan for possible "mass casualty" event, proposing a constitutional amendment to replace members quickly and change various lines of succession in a "national crisis."
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@fleshsimulator
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Dear god they have wooks
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@fleshsimulator
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$40 from goodwill let’s fuckin go
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@fleshsimulator
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if you have an old sony digicam with nightshot mode, a neodymium magnet, and a variable density filter, you have a full on IR camera
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@fleshsimulator
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Ah for all the places you need to bring both a passport and a gun to
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edc
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@fleshsimulator
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Update:
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@fleshsimulator
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Debunking the debunk of the Australia Breakdance Lady cheating allegations:
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@fleshsimulator
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Walz: I’m friends with school shooters Vance: Did you know that 13 percent of
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@fleshsimulator
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@ArmandDoma Damn he really hated Italians
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@fleshsimulator
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@Mootmonthly This is what they’re doing to the game freak employee who got phished tomorrow
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@fleshsimulator
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@haojibaer I’m not surprised that you don’t find this relatable if you are unfamiliar with the concept of metaphor
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@fleshsimulator
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@FranziaMom meanwhile on shopgoodwill
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@bintcrubbs That’s an entire set of patio furniture lmao that’s a 200lb+ box that bro is getting squashed by
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@fleshsimulator
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I wish Ted Kaczynski had lived long enough to see himself get deepfaked I think he would have enjoyed it
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@fleshsimulator
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@CornPablano WELL THEY DONT SEEM TO BE BUSY
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@esjesjesj That strategy worked great in Afghanistan
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@fleshsimulator
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Making my son wear the galaxy gas bane mask so he fucking shuts up about sonic
@KratomSmoker
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My son is on the spectrum and not only does Galaxy Gas completely calm him down during sensory overload but its even given him the ability to socialize with other kids for the first time in his life.
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@fleshsimulator
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We gotta slow down with these weed strain names
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@fleshsimulator
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@posting_forever Genuine question: What the fuck else would it be? Apart from the incredibly blatant terminology, what else would they be selling for $3000 that would be a .jpg along with an encrypted file?
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@fleshsimulator
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Holy shit lmao this clip of the nardwuar/steve albini interview is fucking wild given the recent context
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wild things going down on /r/radiation right now
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@realMaalouf They’re getting out of the way because it’s a giant pit bull you absolute brainlet
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Should I go shinzo abe mode
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@bobsredmilf
darth penis
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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@tracyrosenthal_ I feel kinda bad for the people you talked into doing this
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*coding an app that makes everyone in the world die instantly* There are plenty of legitimate uses for this. why shouldn’t it be available to the public
@TheCartelDel
Del 🇵🇸
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Deep-Live-Cam is trending #1 on github. It enables anyone to convert a single image into a LIVE stream deepfake, instant and immediately.
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@TrueAnonPod Controlled opposition
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@isaacfeldberg Did she write this exclusively via autocomplete suggestions or something
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@powerfulwizerd mark wahlberg
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going 1h30min documentary promotional poster mode
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@fleshsimulator
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explaining opioids to americans:
@crulge
🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust
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they gave me dilaudid after i got my kidney out and i called my sister for 2 hours (hadn't talked in years) and then wrote thank-you notes to every nurse on the floor. Miracle drug. I understand "the problem" now
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@airbagged I’m choosing to interpret this as this guy thinking pride month is about being proud of your skeleton
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SERIAL KILLING FOR FUN AND PROFIT IS OUT
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@__femb0t This goes so fucking hard
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@fleshsimulator
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1 year ago today, I posted a video of a weird soviet drum machine I had, wound up getting some unexpected traction, and figured I’d try making a couple more videos with the end goal of advertising my failing electronics company. From the bottom of my heart, thank you all so much.
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Ok look if we’re gonna allow people to keep buying pitbulls I should at least get to fire 9mm into the dirt in my yard
@nypost
New York Post
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Babysitter charged after 1-year-old boy mauled to death by her pit bulls: ‘A tug-of-war for the baby’
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@tonyhawktruther no water cups, whew
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Wrong it’s molest them
@crypt0x_0
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the worst thing you can do to a child is tell them they are smart
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It would be really funny to accuse these guys of stolen valor
@monkeyspiit
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3 hours and $2k later!! Love my new tattoo 🥰😁
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@ByYourLogic The ranchurian candidate
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Ain’t no damn way
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NOW - Trump promises RFK Jr. that he will establish a commission that will release all remaining classified documents on the assassination of John F. Kennedy.
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@ParaPolitik To be fair if I saw a tiny version of these two I would hit it also
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@haojibaer I’m not actually trying to start conflict but I do need to ask if you went to school in the US getting in trouble for reading ahead is a very, VERY common experience here
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@420mercymain69 Completely understandable tbh, I have been more careful about courtesy follows in the wake of this as well to make sure that they’re not a rhodieboo race scientist lol This is as good a time as any to reiterate to any Nazi shitheads who follow me that I AM JEWISH YOU DUMBASSES
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Disinfo, as in, “yeah, dis info I’m reading is pretty crazy. I should send it to everyone”
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@JihadBilQalb they hit you with the Reading Jammer 30s
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An adult writing like this is indicative of a set of personality traits that really can only be removed via torture
@d_boeckner
Boeckner
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Feels like a good time to revisit this classic
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AI voice clone scams are near the top of my list of things that I believe should be punished with summary execution
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@Kadiquart Can Elon break Israeli or Indian laws next
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@than327 It only melts the middle half
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I see the CVS and I want it painted black
@ShawRez
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Former cvs at 7th and Florida has been painted black 👀🤷‍♂️
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5000 slaves for the afterlife
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every year we should vote for our least favorite person, tally the votes and then throw the top 100 Most Killable People out of a helicopter into the ocean
@PopulismUpdates
Populism Updates
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Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
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Mhm, NOW who’s the idiot for proactively obscuring their voice with obnoxious and distracting electronic music specifically incorporating vocal formant sounds, plosives, and atonal melodies in the frequency register of the average adult male voice
@AISafetyMemes
AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️
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Holy shit this is creepy During a conversation, out of nowhere, GPT-4o yells "NO!"... then clones the user's voice. (OpenAI discovered this emergent behavior while safety testing GPT-4o)
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Handheld emulators are perfect for when you want to play 5 minutes of Super Monkey Ball 2 then quit out to the menu and feel vaguely depressed
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WHAT ROOF THEYRE ALL GONE
@DEADLINE
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Bill Maher Says Chappell Roan Would Be Thrown "Straight Off A Roof" In Gaza Following Singer's Support For Palestine
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They hit me with the Retard Beam jack
@igorsushko
Igor Sushko
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🧵🚨 URGENT: Scientist whose previous work included directed energy beam research for the US intelligence community said Biden's symptoms during the CNN debate made him think of the Havana Syndrome. This is according to former KGB spy Yuri Shvets who defected to the US in 1993.
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@MuskTillDawn It is an all-time great bit to have a sprawling network of secret tunnels, completely unrelated to your massive and systemic child abuse problem lmao
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Girl that is a bobcat
@depressionlesss
Antidepressant Content
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Rescuing the cat from snow ❤️
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@VLONEPREDATOR A beautiful mind
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Surely nobody will catch me doing bank fraud at chase bank after I tagged chase bank in the video I posted of me doing bank fraud at chase bank
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Well now I don’t know WHAT to think
@TheInsiderPaper
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JUST IN - Biden puts on a Trump 2024 hat in Shanksville, PA today
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Losing my mind at how nobody in the comments realizes that this is a $200 goldtone seiko snkk52
@PandasAndVidya
Spooky-Ping 👻🎃🦇
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"This watch cost more than your car." How do you respond without sounding poor and mad?
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@tgdeceiver Completely unrelated mechanism of necrosis. The Krokodil shit was from improperly filtered particulate matter resulting from synthesizing and injecting desomophine from otc codeine pills and was really kinda limited to one specific city in Russia
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$60. get on this shopgoodwill shit, I’m telling you
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@ChazakielDoremi That 90% of Reddit comments about any political, news, or social topic are from AI chatbots run by the Air Force for purposes of information control and testing disinfo (and that the Reddit API shutdown was to prevent analysis after ChatGPT entered the public consciousness)
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This was actually somehow cheaper than getting apple to just fix my laptop screen
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Bro wtf kind of strain name is this
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I’m gonna be completely real here this doesn’t look that hard
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
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Never seen anything like this, not even in a movie.
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There is an almost uniquely wanton kind of violence in the DC/Baltimore area You can get robbed anywhere, but here you also get curb stomped by Alex from a clockwork orange I saw a sleeping homeless man get his head blown off with a revolver recently We need robocop
@FOXBaltimore
FOX Baltimore
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HORRIFYING: The armed robbery of a 66-year-old man near Patterson Park was caught on a Ring video doorbell camera Thursday night.
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reminder that all of the music on my patreon is royalty free and can be used as you please+that most of it was specifically written and mixed to be an adult male VOICE DEEPFAKE JAMMER (aka why it sounds like that)
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@PurpyNFL You summoned me?
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She stroke on my sword til I lament the realities of society
@bonobomindset
PUSH ALL 🚗 INTO 🌊 NOW ‼️ 🫵
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Sadism being named after the Marquis de Sade is so funny. like just one guy being such a colossal dick that they actually named the concept of enjoying the pain of others after him
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NEW VIDEO TIME it’s actually a good one I promise
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aversion to creating generational wealth is the most diabolical trick ever played upon the goyim
@ZssBecker
Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇
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@thewealthdad I made all my money without a cent from my dad. I don’t want my dad’s money. I have a great dad. All you fuckers who think you’re entitled to your parents shit are the problem. Your victim/entitled handout syndrome is why you need your parents money in the first place. Fix that
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genuine question: do they build pairs of train tracks? Like one set for each direction? Or do they build one sometimes and the trains take turns
@TheInsiderPaper
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BREAKING - Two trains collided in a shocking head-on crash in Boulder, Colorado
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@KeyOsc @posting_forever That's plausible, but for that to work, there would have to have been someone already doing that on there for real
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it’s a winning formula
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@tyler02020202
tyler woodward
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Working on something i’ll keep u guys posted
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looking back through the selfies tab and found some rare vintage fleshes, including - Taxi Driver Flesh Simulator - Beaker Muppets Flesh Simulator - Youth Pastor Who Kills His Family Flesh Simulator - Hostage Execution Video Flesh Simulator
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Forgot about a package of pita bread
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WE’RE COVERING VIPER THE RAPPER
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Aww did somebody just find out they’re in the matrix? Grow up
@Unexplained2020
Vicky Verma
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This Salt Lake City Tech CEO went on a work trip to Silicon Valley, and a week later, was Found Dead after making Strange, Unusual Calls to her Parents. Her last words were: 'It's all a Game... We're in the Matrix.' Erin Valenti was a highly accomplished 33-year-old CEO of a
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This is the kind of art that your ketamine dealer’s friend makes
@interesting_aIl
Interesting As Fuck
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“Sequentia” by Callen Schaub, being sold for $30,000
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Aww does somebody feel bad they did 9/11
@femmebot2000
Pissed Pissedofferson
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fascinated by george w. bush’s leaked self-portraits
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Dawn of the final day
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i had a dream that i broke the law and got sentenced to one year of being jerma
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gf found this and got furious+asked what the fuck I needed poppers for
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What if we just killed every AI researcher in the world instead
@Perpetualmaniac
Zach Vorhies / Google Whistleblower
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My god, this paper by that open ai engineer is terrifying. Everything is about to change. AI super intelligence by 2027.
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Why didn’t he try that earlier
@Breaking911
Breaking911
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JULIAN ASSANGE WALKS OUT OF PRISON
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