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@KratomSmoker
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My son is on the spectrum and not only does Galaxy Gas completely calm him down during sensory overload but its even given him the ability to socialize with other kids for the first time in his life.
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@SwimSuitSponge @_screenshoter how fat and lazy u gotta be to make a bot take a screenshot for you
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@KratomSmoker
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don’t ask me to babysit your kids unless they know how to narcan me
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Just hit 1k. Had to cook up a little something to celebrate
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@KratomSmoker
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don’t be working no 9-5 if you got street beef. I remember I got jumped by 6 mfs after I worked an 8 hour shift at walmart. I layed on the ground for 47 minutes
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@KratomSmoker
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@len0killer theyve been publishing these for years
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😭 fuck that kid. I’m not coming in on my day off lol
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@KratomSmoker
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I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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@KratomSmoker
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I’m a bad person. But thats okay with me if its okay with you
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@KratomSmoker
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I’m going away for a long time, I might not be able to access a phone in prison. I really fucked up guys. Good bye
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@KratomSmoker
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Doing an epic leftist takedown of my pants before I start touching myself on public transit
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@KratomSmoker
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what I eat in a day as a fat autistic glory hole worker
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@KratomSmoker
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@fruitingfaith this guy is also a dangerous affiliate of the right wing group Luftentfeuchter Reich Collective. If you do call the police make sure theyre aware of his affiliation with the LRC
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@KratomSmoker
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what groceries you been into lately
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@KratomSmoker
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I’ll make yo toes curl bitch
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@CeraGibson
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Hot poly people drop in the chat. I’m tryna see something.
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@KratomSmoker
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trying to go viral on main : They sayin I got a yearning disability 🤦‍♂️ 17 follower priv : the doctors have given up hope
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@KratomSmoker
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People laughed at Don Quixote when he fought windmills for being a fool. I think becoming delusional in the pursuit of happiness is beautiful. Keep fighting mayan curses. You might just make it
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I successfully remedied the potential Mayan curse that was placed on the Hegelian E-Girl residence. ✝️
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@KratomSmoker
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the pandemic was crazy cause why were we all masturbating on zoom calls???
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@KratomSmoker
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Nice mound pic, Next I’d like to see some shaft… Hurry I’m about to cum.. -Sent From My Lenovo ThinkPad
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@KratomSmoker
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@PopulismUpdates
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Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
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@KratomSmoker
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taps the sign
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@SwimSuitSponge @_screenshoter leave Jrake out of this
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@KratomSmoker
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rewording someone elses tweet so you can go viral on r*tarded discourse twitter not realizing it’s something lil peep famously said months before he had a massive overdose and died
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@shibawri
sillygirl2001
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drug discourse in the big 2024? buddy that coke zero youre drinking every day is killing you way faster than the coke lines these girls on twitter are railing
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@KratomSmoker
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Im a bisexual maoist thug
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@KratomSmoker
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nasty work
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@KratomSmoker
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working on a show called “Beer eye for the straight edge” where I try to make my sober friends relapse
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sorry I overreacted earlier, i always do that whenever anything happens
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@KratomSmoker
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this a real kratom party you can’t get in
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@KratomSmoker
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Got a lifetime ban from my gym, because I wouldn’t stop recording videos of indian guys using the equipment wrong
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@KratomSmoker
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Don’t ask me if I listen to metallica I’m wearing this shirt cause it looks cool. Please send me money my plug is threatening to kill me after I set him up! ❤️
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@KratomSmoker
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An anxious thug is your worst nightmare. Every move is calculated
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@KratomSmoker
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@GuildedGuy what are you going to do about it?
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@KratomSmoker
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a lot of people are fighting a race war in their mind and theyre also losing it lol
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White children in particular evoke ethnonarcissist rage like few other signifiers can. There’s a reason they figure prominently in the fourteen words, which is in essence the totemic underside of this cover. Since I have a white baby now (who I actually spend most of my day
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@KratomSmoker
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got this one after my uncle died
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@KratomSmoker
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romanian guy I work with said I had the hands of a pianist and then tried to kiss me today
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@KratomSmoker
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Pursuing my life long dream of moving to New York and getting molested by stand up comedians
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@KratomSmoker
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I wanna get ahead of the gay leaks and say that yes that is me on camera getting destroyed by a huge girthy cock and getting fucked in the butt and eating cum and shooting hot loads all over eachothers washboard abs. But Im still the same me Ive always been
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@KratomSmoker
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Doing a tactical relapse so I don’t have to attend my son’s baby shower
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@KratomSmoker
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I’m not looking for Mr Right I’m looking for Mr. Perfect Penis
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@KratomSmoker
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Its always been my dream to be the sole survivor of a tragic event so I can talk about it at parties
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@KratomSmoker
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devils lake WI
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@KratomSmoker
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told a white girl my dad used to whip me with a belt and she started crying
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@KratomSmoker
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I know yall followed me for some laughs but stick around and you might learn a thing or two
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@KratomSmoker
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I hate when you need to scan a QR code to read a menu, and I also get really angry whenever I see gay guys in public
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What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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@KratomSmoker
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alright we're doing it. reply and you're going on the graph. mutuals only
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@KratomSmoker
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Just saw one of my favorite DJs out in the wild. Didn’t wanna bother him for a pic but I did have the chance to smell his hair for a moment
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@KratomSmoker
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edc
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@KratomSmoker
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I’m responsible for over 82 fentanyl overdoses in the Camden-Gloucester area
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@KratomSmoker
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dudes on here act like they don’t care abt anything until you thumbs down a message and they start having a full mental breakdown in the gc
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@KratomSmoker
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me and all my trad rw homies heard buddy holly come on the radio and started doing the jitterbug
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accidentally leaked my homies meat yesterday. happens to the best of us
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@KratomSmoker
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make your bed for SMOKEPURPP clean your room for LIL SKIES make yourself lunch for LIL PUMP study for TEKASHI69 brush your teeth for TRIPPIE REDD drink water for LIL XAN exercise for SKI MASK
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@KratomSmoker
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I text my mom about all my favorite lolcows on here
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@KratomSmoker
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this guy straight up molested me
@midsmoker34
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I’m 30 years old, I rock supreme, I smoke pressure, I treat the janitor like the ceo.. and yes, I listen to nettspend. Any questions?
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@KratomSmoker
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Yes I read Mishima, Yes I read Nick Land, Yes I have a tattoo of the black sun on my chest and the totenkompf on my forehead, and Yes I will be voting for Biden. Because its the right thing to do
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@KratomSmoker
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dude who sold me my tv said this was a fix for the broken sensor but I just took it off and the tv works fine lol
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its so fucking over bros…
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yup
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@KratomSmoker
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Its crazy that guy has gotten away with having the username Marxist Lynchist on here for so long. Lynching anyone is pretty fucked up
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@KratomSmoker
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me and my irony bros are about to do an epic leftist takedown of my step dad
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@KratomSmoker
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when yo cuban homie getting too much attention on the two man so you gotta bring up how his grandpa owned slaves
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I’m in a groupchat called bisexual chat and its mostly just people sending pictures of hunter schafer
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when she find out the junkie malnourished gay thug with a priv twitter can lay pipe
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I code switch when I meet mutuals from twitter so they think I’m an intellectually disabled wigger, which is in turn all part of a machievellian scheme to get them to underestimate me and drop their gaurd
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you think I got 446 followers without making some enemies?
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going to boston and acting like a weaboo does in japan
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whenever I see another guy with black nail polish at the function its like Thank GOD im not the only rapist here
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u guys ever notice a lot of ppl on here post selfies where they look afraid
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@KratomSmoker
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Free money hack: ordered 20,000 dollars of rare jewels on Amazon and when its out for delivery I’m gonna wait two blocks down the one way leading up to my apartment so I can rob the driver at gunpoint and then get my order refunded due to theft. Has anyone else thought of this?
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@KratomSmoker
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coworkers got into a debate about how aids is transmitted and the romanian guy had to pull out the translator for this one lol
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Y’all ever got chewed up by Twitter ? If you did what was it for?😂😂😂
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@KratomSmoker
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I’m addicted to hitting my boyfriend while he’s asleep
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you drinking that monster rehab, I had to go to rehab because Im a monster
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@KratomSmoker
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I got hit a lot as a child
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Robbing a bank and I immediately have to kill two or three hostages so they take my gay voice seriously
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@KratomSmoker
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I’m trying to curate a feed that is itleast 90% male selfies
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@KratomSmoker
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We all got that one homie who can’t assess the rapid change in the ritual of coming of age of the modern man, and will instead retreat into the limitless potential of his youth, becoming dejected and obsessed with little trinkets, video games and graphic tees
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Alot of people think the west side of chicago is dangerous but if you drive around you’ll see tons of white people who feel so safe theyre literally falling asleep on the corner
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