sillygirl2001
@shibawri
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you are not the guy. nsfw. @shibrawri «18+» : @siijsing «priv» ┊ ✧˚ · .
23 — he/she/it — san jose, CA
Joined July 2020
gorgeous is like if you combined curious george into one word.
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tw//gaslighting, manipulation, emotional abuse, bullying. guys youll never believe what was still in her hand after she apparently “threw” the tennis ball.
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aww,, puppy really has to pee?? it really wants to be let out?? yeah,,? you cant hold it any longer,,?. poor thing,, you think thats bad,,?~. in 2001 on september 11th I witnessed two airplanes fly directly into the world trade center,.
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watching two mutuals break up and slowly solving the mystery behind the events that caused it by reading their private accounts and putting the pieces together like an ARG to determine which oomf you want to keep.
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how breaking bad characters would discuss the ethics of transgender puppygirls--a thread 🧵✨
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i have extremely troubling news to tell to the autistic community
autistic bitches jus HAVE to mention at some point in a relationship That a gamma ray particle flipped a byte in a Super mario speedrun 😭😭😭 okay ?? Get a job!!.
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this is the most insane community note ive seen be published onto a tweet but id like to use it to share that not only am i sober from coke for weeks now, im also sober from everything else too at the moment <3
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oh, you "liked" my tweet? i just wrote your name on my pillow and started fucking the shit out of it. im pretty sure if i pinned it against a wall it would stick.
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Hey @Bungie @BungieHelp @DestinyTheGame @A_dmg04 @Cozmo23 @DestinyComArt soo, the NERF ace of spades DIRECTLY lifts a commission i did in 2015. This is not "similar" or a coincidence, you can see my same brush strokes and scratches/smudges. Original:
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[honking my horn at the doggirl in front of me on her phone] lights not getting any grayer bud.
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drug discourse in the big 2024? buddy that coke zero youre drinking every day is killing you way faster than the coke lines these girls on twitter are railing.
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when an older lady says shes proud of you so now you have to spend the next six hours being mentally twelve years old.
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they calling me a service dog cuz i serve like im servicing the cervix dawg
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*paws at u* heyyy.*paws at u* he--[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐊].*paws at u* [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐊].*paws at u* sstop that d--[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐊].*pa-[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐇. .
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[flirting] hey can i come over and awkwardly turn down any offer of food or hospitality out of guilt despite being visibly uncomfortable even though itd just be easier for the both of us if i said yes to your generosity.
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they should invent a type of standing up that doesnt make you lose consciousness.
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still cant believe hrt did this to me, nature is beautiful
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blue’s clues is directly responsible for boys being opened up to a dog with tgirl swagger resulting in their transition into a puppygirl and in 15 years girls will be having the same experience with bluey’s intense tboy aura instead.
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transgender girls have no idea how to start a conversation bro they get around a new group of people and cant even muster a "hello" its just straight to the discord favorited gifs section sending them one by one.
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"my son turned out fine". mom i got so Drunk i let my friends use my body like a punching bag until i threw up , the clarity made me realise i never Loved you and that you hit like a bitch.
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broke up with her and lost custody of my favorite colored heart emoji in the divorce.
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heartbreaking: the worst person you know is currently overplaying their typos while sleepy or drunk to try and be cute.
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wtf is an “oomf” or “mutual” we’re lovers and clicking follow back is me getting on my knees for mommy.
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autistic bitches jus HAVE to mention at some point in a relationship That a gamma ray particle flipped a byte in a Super mario speedrun 😭😭😭 okay ?? Get a job!!.
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you are so fucking funny man , so what age were you when your parents divorced.
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i take pretty pictures sometimes but i dont get to show them off that often because its almost exclusively of substance abuse so heres a thread of a few of my favorites over the years
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jus fucked a girl who has a private twitter n immediately upon putting it in her i was plagued with extreme paranoia and every thought since then has been intrusive and horrific.
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“you follow this person btw, just letting you know” yeah and ive been inside them too.
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if u find me on grindr im sorry to say that i only use this app to purchase substances of questionable legality u can still say hi either way
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they dont want you to know this but girls under 5'6 are free you can just take them home.
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showing the trans girls my human benchmark reaction time of 400ms from years of cognitive decline due to drug abuse to scare them off way more effectively than D.A.R.E. ever could.
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i gained 1400 followers off this n its still goin wtf dawg my fans gonna be so disappointed when they see i only tweet abt being a dog and playing smash melee and that im offing myself in a few days.
they calling me a service dog cuz i serve like im servicing the cervix dawg
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my ass thought this was a faith girlcel tweet for a second.
Map of the USA showing what Europeans consider to be the 'South'
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getting older is reading ancient chinese proverbs and genuinely having your life improved by recalling them in moments of distress.
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you wanna be my "mommy"??? nice try buddy but my real mom would never make feel loved or cared for.
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drug…. “abuse”? umm, no, i would never bring any sort of harm onto my drugs. this is drug love, drug affirmation—shes my good little girl and fully consents to how much i use her for my pleasure. she makes Mommy forget all the awful things that happened to her as a child….
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gta 5 announcement trailer 1 vs gta 6 announcement trailer 1
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does anyone fw useless codependent physically weak and emotionally pathetic women anymore or do we gotta get a job now ??.
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every girl a masochist until she has to brush her hair in the morning.
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problematic age gap in our t4t relationship (im 7x her age in dog years).
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talking to a trans girl who's "doing lines" and carefully trying to figure out if we're talking about drugs, cutting, or a punishment she has to do for being bratty.
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the character vs the cosplayer
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THIS CANT BE REAL SDFHJKLJSDFSD.
WHAT IS A PUPPY GIRL??.
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im asexual but i get halfway through an edible and suddenly the spicy mcchicken got me salivating for the wrong reasons.
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DramaAlert and F1NN5TER both posting about dog-girls back to back--they really hit both towers.
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thread of really retarded looking dogs that have the sillygirl2001 stare
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it feels like girls dont ever want to flirt anymore, instead they send you their bdsmtest and it says shit like "doing opioids out of a dogbowl --- 100%" and "getting backshots while tied up in a car trunk --- 98%".
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bein the side hoe of an e-couple fucked up she got me sextin her thru minecraft signs and map art so her boyfriend dont see.
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your “son” turned out fine? when she hears the word Mommy, who does she first think of?.
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September 11, 2001 was not an act of resistance. February 24, 2022 was not an act of resistance. October 7, 2023 was not an act of resistance. They were genocidal acts of terror and absolutely nothing can make them justified.
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[flirting] im about to kill myself can you proofread my suicide note.
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your "son" turned out fine?. she considers her twitter mutual of 2 months more of a real mother to her than you were.
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gustavo: a new buyer has entered the market. i think our profits will double, if not triple, in just the next few months. walter: youre telling me demand has suddenly tripled? who on earth is the new buyer? surely thats way too much for any one person. ?. gustavo: puppy girls.
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how come transgender women only want the qualities of dogs that involve being spoiled in affection and having someone feed them and giving them worn shoes to bury their face in, but never attributes like finding joy in the simple things in life or attacking unsuspecting children.
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puppygirls love to brag about how good they are at doing tricks but the second you ask one to roll a blunt instead of rolling over its like six separate 9/11s for them.
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she may have been your puppygirl, boy, but she wasnt your dawg
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using drugs to improve your reaction time that years of drug abuse destroyed
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im a switch whose dominance only comes out for soft bodied frail twinks but im cursed with them all transitioning into beautiful women who make me beg on my knees and pant tongue-out paws-up for their csgo skins.
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"yo, can i shoot my shot?" my partner disinfects the open wounds she gives me by pouring alcohol over them before making me drink up the mess until im wasted enough to not remember my own name, so she can use my body like a bike pump. you are not the guy.
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my plan of being extremely whiny and pathetic in order to make women fall in love with me has failed so now its time to act mysterious and edgy and give off overtly dominant vibes in hopes that a wealthy tech transgirl bottom will move me in with her so she can pillow princess.
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went to a PetSmart and there were more transgender puppygirls there than actual dogs.
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jesse: dont you get it, mr white? like, duh, of course girls with comfortable gender expression are more likely to express that in other ways! you know, cuz like, theyre already transgender n stuff. walter: to be honest with you, i just dont see how thats not infantalising.
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my conniving bitch wife says im “too emotionally immature”—whatever the hell that means—to continue to stay partners. we’ll see who cant control their emotions after i splatter my fucking brains all over the ceiling
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noo babe yyoure so cute, , honestly its the girls who do have control over their bladder who scare me ,,.
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“liking” a post isnt enough they gotta make a way for me to eat oomf out through the screen.
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im just a puppy?? aww,, youre so sweet! its awesome you love my severe dependency disorder from childhood trauma and parental abuse!! haha, just a silly dog! >.< can you please Buy me ketamine by the ounce now ,.,, iits like a dog treat,, paws at u ,,.
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i have "mommy issues"?? um. no. why would i have an issue with you being my mommy. ? >.<.
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i still take pretty pictures sometimes and mostly of substance abuse so heres another thread of the side of society people dont usually like to see. [2fxe, insufflated]
i take pretty pictures sometimes but i dont get to show them off that often because its almost exclusively of substance abuse so heres a thread of a few of my favorites over the years
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clicking "follow back" on someone who follows you is like frotting against them in the fag-bag.
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