Emeritus Professor Denise Ferris (Parody)
@SpittyProfessor
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@aussiecossack
Professor Spitty does a Kamahl and flip flops at the polling booth!
Whoopsie, can I get a do over?
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@PoliBard
These posts are all very offensive to me, I happen to have a condition whereby I cannot control my salivary glands. I’m glandsgender. You all are committing hate crimes toward me and I am an Emeritus Professor show some respect you plebeians
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Whoopsie, can I get a do over?
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@Seanyboy888138
@SBSNews
Embarrassingly, I too don’t have a huge issue with the premise. I’m not a commie, but, no one should have a haircut that is not one of 28 government-approved haircuts, 18 for women, 10 for men
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@PRGuy17
Sydney is bigger, also not ranked most liveable, Gold Coast/Bali, sports arts and culture are better elsewhere, last time I had a family night out in Melbourne I was harassed whilst pushing a stroller with a clearly under 2 year old, like who targets young families? Melbourne🤮
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I am a proud YT woman from the Virtuesignal tribe whose pronouns are Cam/el. Photo of my grandfather for proof of lineage
#VoteNo2023
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Bloody Kamahl, I leave him alone for 5 minutes and goes and bloody changes back to NO! That’s it
@OfficialKamahl
you are kicked out of the charity single that
@Briggs
and I are creating. You were going to get a full verse too, not just a hype man section. Time for a good spitting
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I clearly say I didn’t in that video, that’s all the proof the Left will need
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I’m might be Professor Spitty and I might hate anyone who doesn’t agree with me but I did not spit on that person
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@CraigKellyPHON
It’s actually depressing to note, that homeless Australians might end up being a voting powerhouse that wins PHON government. Start handing out itinerant voting registration info with the free meals
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You know you’re a coward when you put people on “lists” on X for the purposes of doxxing. This is coming from someone who spits on people for a living
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Ok you got me I did spit on him, but he deserved it! Filthy degenerate he is
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Ok ok ok, yes I spat on Kamahl, it’s really the best way to convince someone to vote YES!
#VoteYes2023
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And I spat on MC Hammer, but honestly that was more of a sexual kink - shit gets wild at the Hammer mansion when he runs out of hammer and we move onto charlie
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What a sad day, one of the greatest most empathetic, caring, non judgmental, human rights advocating, beatific, captain of industry has retired. VALE
@DanielAndrewsMP
I wish you all the best in your new role, get that parachute ready! No doubt lucky enough to become a Pfizer CEO!
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Victoria voted NO, 55% to 45%. Victoria State Government - “Fuck you, we are doing a Voice and Treaty anyway, no need for Truth tho hahaha”
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@ChristyDanFan
@Propagainda
Little history lesson, Closing the Gap was a Rudd government initiative. They did sweet fuck all with it. RC into Aboriginal deaths in custody was Hawke government. Both Labor. But sure, blame 9 years of Liberal governments.
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@EatMyPaneer
@IanHartley_
Your mother did something wrong, she didn’t spit you out of her mouth onto the ground
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@BillboardChris
@FSUofAustralia
@eSafetyOffice
I consent to my tax dollars paying Billboard Chris for an all expenses trip down under to talk some sense into the leaders of Australia
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Well my account has been reported and was suspended for “suspicious activity” friends, I have managed to get it back but who knows for how long. I wonder who I have pissed off, and if I need to go back to spitting in cunts faces
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@ChristyDanFan
That’s a very racist Auntie you have there, and I’d hazard a guess that she hasn’t met very many Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander people. Without Googling there is Langton, Pearson, Burney, and all the politicians, all the FNP footballers, Patty Mills, The Kid Laroi
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@DrVicFielding
Join me
@DrVicFielding
in leading this country out of its racist hatred. I for one will be opening my house up to any fighting age male from Palestine who wants to live with me for free, I will provide food and shelter. We have nothing to fear from these respectful Islamic men.
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I’m sorry I’ve been so quiet dear followers, I’m depressed. I spat and I spat, but nothing I did would convince
@DanielAndrewsMP
to not quit. He was such a supporter of
The Voice, Aboriginal people asked him to save their birthing trees. He said “not without a voice”
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Everyone talking about spit this, and scumbag that. Nobody talking about vote YES this, and white knight that
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@RositaDaz48
I’m sure you’ll find the gap between Noel Pearson’s front door and the Sunshine Beach Esplanade has closed a great deal, so I’m not sure about the Gap of which you speak
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Tomorrow is the time, if you are white, you don’t have the right.
#VoteYES23Australia
and do it for little Noel, little Marcia, little Linda, little Ray, little Tom and little Teela. Those houses in Double Bay, Toorak or Noosa don’t pay for themselves
You can't just go to the US and suddenly start voting in their elections.
So why is Australia different? 🤔
It's time we recognise that whites are just guests in this country. We're introducing a new law that will ban whites from voting in elections and referendums- because this
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Just a friendly public service announcement, Peter Dutton is Chinese heritage. If I see any racist cunts bad mouthing him I will start spitting chips
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@tom_tanuki
Tom, you are the reason I am a lesbian. If men can become women through medical intervention, surely you can become less fat and ugly you little scrote
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@Andromedans
Snitches get stitches
@andromedans
repost all you like, it won’t make a spit of difference. I’ve got Magda making lists of all you deplorables as we speak
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Patricia Karvalas should lose her job for that disgraceful interview with Warren Mundine just now
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@ncb_cfc
@CJMurrumbeena
@Briggs
Disgusted that he still has not reached out to me, I spit mad verses just ask
@andrew_thaler
I’m open for collabs Briggs, you know I can drop mad expectorate yourself lyrics like Ice Cube
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@PRGuy17
Also, I’m sorry, your statement was that Melbourne is Australia’s favourite holiday destination. You didn’t specify it is our favourite holiday destination in our own country. Which would still be GC.
Also, dear is such a misogynistic term. Do better.
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@KatyKray73
@PoliBard
Bloody cookers can never take glandsgenderism seriously. I was simply born into a body not my own, a body that cannot control its lips or tongue and keep my spit where it belongs
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@catrollison
I voted YES today, my 1 year old grandchild asked me “is anyone else going to vote Yes, Granmama?” Their 6 month old free spirited sibling popped their binky out their mouth to also ask. I said “dear young humans, only the most evil could possibly vote no. Like Jews and cisgender
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@AnaMilosevic7
Should have gone to the Woolies on the other side of Southland, they have an African migrant young man who was working today, most polite, helpful worker I think I have ever encountered. A credit to Woolies and his community.
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@belinduhpyne
@JenXau
That’s such a shitty argument, do better. Just because your dad doesn’t need an SUV due to disability means that no disabled people can ever get benefit from one?
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@SeanConwayACT
I’m somewhat of a rapper - I’m expressing my spitting capabilities, ever since I retired from educational facilities. Some don’t agree with how I do this, I spit straight and meditate like a Marxist. I’m dropping saliva my flavour is hereditary, but my technique is unnecessary.
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@skkoopman
@brobson_politic
What an argumentative little man you are. OP clearly stated they didn’t want to put EXTRA into super as they didn’t want to fund any boomer aged care. Are you positing that they SHOULD have been putting in EXTRA to fund the retirement of others?
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@Just_Rad
@purplepingers
@bindybooo
You might find like 99.99% of SJWs,
@purplepingers
indeed has zero skin in the game so to speak. He is not a renter, he is a home owner. Why does he act like a complete socialist knobjockey? Various reasons, probably related to his own personal wealth expansion
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Can I get a gig wit
@Briggs
I’m expressing my spitting capabilities, ever since I retired from educational facilities. Some don’t agree with how I do this, I spit straight and meditate like a Marxist. I’m dropping saliva my flavour is hereditary, but my technique is unnecessary.
Aussie hip-hop heavyweight
@Briggs
has been organising a huge festival that will be championing the yes vote, Now and Forever, and he tells us why he is so confident about the Voice to Parliament referendum.
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@CraigHill01
Never gotten a $3,000,000 payout for an unproven claim, never vomited in a taxi, never chastised a copper, let alone used a racist term to do so. And here I thought I was an everywoman because I spat in the face of a NO voter 🤷♀️
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All these left wing woke idiots naming Bruce Lehrmann better keep their fucking mouths shut when he gets another mistrial, or I might start spitting in them
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No voters are racist, this man is clearly Aboriginal and that is the sole reason anything bad happens to him. If I were around I’d give Hayburner95 a good spitting on. If I were the type to spit. Although I am clearly not a spitter just as much as this is clearly an Aboriginal
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@jipseeblue
@PoliBard
Just what I’d expect from a deplorable NO voter, sounds like someone’s cruising for a spitoonsing
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When some people just don’t get it, I say spit on them and they might
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auspolexplained from TikTok has a voice that just gets my salival juices flowing. God I’d love to spit in his face
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@EmmaBorosKidd
@PoliBard
@22degress
You cannot be serious, I am a YES voter! I can’t possibly go to Alice Springs, I am needed in Canberra as academia demands my expertise! I would be underutilized in a sacred place like Alice Springs. My skills lay in the mind, not sweating next to smelly people!
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@MrGrEenFR
@WhiteRoseSocAU
Care to show a screenshot of where you saw the black sun tattoo on Auditing Australia? He is head to toe clothing and I can’t see any on his head or neck. All I see is a man and his 13 year old daughter set upon by smelly leftys
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How nice, everyone celebrating the birth of a Jew in Jerusalem, 2060 years ago. And here I thought they’d only been there since 1948
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@_sHx_
@Leo_Puglisi6
Between Albo and anyone, I would always believe the person who isn’t Albo
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@HelpRodger
@PoliBard
I had to change my settings to be able to see that? It’s a standard afternoon at the YES booth!
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@macsween_prue
@dailytelegraph
I was hardly foaming at the mouth
@macsween_prue
that is defamation and you will be hearing from my lawyers. That was a well slung throat oyster of epic proportions, there was no foam. Facts matter.
#VoteYes2023
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@FishAccelerant
Yes, I also approve of this measure or ruling. All hail glorious leader AnAl. 1000 years of AnAl.
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@AaronDodd
Please Aaron, I have shown the way forward, the only way to convert those dirty deplorable NO voters, is with involuntary injections of mRNA laced spittle. Trust me it works, not mentioning names but I did spit on MC Hammer and Kamahl - oops I mentioned names didn’t I 😷
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It’s not an airport darling, no need to announce your departure
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@acedudeism
@PoliBard
Excuse me, I’m a well respected learned scholar. What came out of my mouth was scum
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Here’s an idea.
Cancel negative gearing. Every landlord evict their tenants and put the house up for sale. All self funded retirees to go straight on the pension as being a landlord is not self funding their retirement. I will get a dry martini and a deck chair to watch from.
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We can get celebs that everyone loves like Amber Heard, Lia Thomas, Dylan Mulvaney - think stunning and brave
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All the lefties losing their shit over “Albo being referred to the ICC”, are so mentally deficient they forget how they mocked cookers a few years back over all the “so and so has been referred to ICC for vax mandates”
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@Peter_Fitz
How’s the missus defamation case going? I dare say you’ll see how seizure of assets occurs first hand, soon enough
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@Briggs
we need to talk, I think I have a way to get this YES campaign in the bag. You, Me, MC Hammer, Kamahl, and surely we can get a few more celebs, Shaq did a rap iirc…I think you see where I’m going with this. Theme Song OC. Something like We are The World.
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@ChristyDanFan
It must have been tough having to pack up your permanent room at Larundel and integrate into society, only to end up on X as ChristyDanFan
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@DrVicFielding
I see a lot of myself in Dan. I did what was right, to a deplorable little man who dared to call me a mole, and I have been vilified for it. I empathise with Dan, I mean it was so right of him to close gyms and keep brothels open in a pandemic. Yet he has to quit over it. Sad.
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@KosSamaras
When are you going to admit that the Melbourne population growth is attributable to the re-defining of the boundaries to include the city of Melton as part of Melbourne
@KosSamaras
?
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@WayneReardon
@threedogsonekid
@newscomauHQ
Excuse me, any use of my trademarked image will incur a $2500 fair use fee.
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I’m glad she did report me, it got me unbanned!
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@aussiecossack
Now now Mr Cossack, this video clearly shows Mark Smith did nothing of the sort. Just like my video showed no spitting. And Pamela and Tommy Lees video showed no tremendous thick penises. I expect a full retraction post haste.
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@nogulagsagain
I’ve said it once and I will say it again, the definition of hate crime is to actually commit a crime with the intent of hate. Having a dog in the vicinity of a Muslim is not hate. Siccing the dog on that Muslim, saying “kill boy, kill. Tear that Muslim apart, feed on him” is.
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@thomsonwithap98
I’d say grow some balls and just pocket them and walk out, but you look like you already have a decent set of bush oysters
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@ChristyDanFan
When you vomit words, it becomes very hard to read and most people don’t bother. If you want to effectively convey a meaning, less is more. A simple “I get paid for clicks so vote Labor” is enough. Put a meme of Dan for the rage bait. Done.
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@GreensAU2
As they should. NO voting scum need to learn their place. People like Bruce Pascoe, Marcus Stewart, Thomas Mayo, Mark Mullins aka blakandblack have been disadvantaged for too long. They are discriminated against purely due to racism. As all the powers are YES, we do what we want.
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@ChristyDanFan
Yet you pay Elon for the privilege of throwing tantys at anyone who dares to disparage Dictator Dan or the ALP 😂
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@SerkanTheWriter
For a supppsed journalist you really don’t do even a shred of investigation do you? Silencers don’t go “thwup thwup” like in a spy movie darling. They go “BANG BANG” instead of “BANG! BANG!”
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@ChristyDanFan
Christy. You are from the Yarra Valley. Not too many Africans there so of course you’d think they were pretend. There is approximately 30 Helmeted Honeyeaters left in the world, all at a tiny park in Yellingbo. Go there. You’d imagine they were the most prolific breeder out
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I can now admit, I was a No campaign mole this whole time.
@andrew_thaler
was right all along when he called me a mole. He deserved the spit for calling me a bitch though
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@maximumwelfare
Just another rich elite racially abusing a First Nations person, nothing to see here
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@GreensAU2
@TerraAustralis0
@DanielAndrewsMP
As an Emerita Professor on $600,000 a year I fully support this. The time has come to say fairs fair, to pay the rent, to pay our share. Of course my share will be the same as someone on $35,000 a year, it’s only fair. We both share the same white privilege.
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@SerkanTheWriter
I’m sure we can see an immediate drop in Islamic immigration, an immediate refusal of any government grants or assistance from Islamic Councils and from Islamic families, would be slightly hypocritical to take from the loser colony now wouldn’t it?
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This. This is the tweet of the night
Sky have called it: it's a NO.
A resounding NO at that.
Of course I'm happy with the result, but let's not pretend this is a win. We just spent hundreds of millions of dollars doing nothing but creating division.
What now? Well, first we need to let the emotions settle,
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