Wayne Reardon
@WayneReardon
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Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am. Here for the laughs. Have fun!
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@detectfights
Look at all the people commenting that she should just comply. What sort of country are you living in where you think it's normal for Police officers to be in schools? Americans should be forced to travel for a year when they leave school. That way they'd all get to see what a
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@DailyLoud
@CultureCrave
Without even seeing one of those movies, I'd say Christian Bale. He kills in every movie he's in.
Am I wrong?
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@crazyclipsonly
Nearly every time I get on Twitter lately and see videos from America, it reminds me of Back To The Future II, where the whole country is in anarchy. It's not far off.
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@NoContextHumans
Australian companies started pulling this garbage up until about 15 years ago, but then the laws were changed. Now the price you advertise is the price the customer pays.
The only charge they are allowed to add is a credit card charge, which can't be more than it costs the
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@buccocapital
Yeah, why should a man whose father and uncle were publicly executed be worried?
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@NoCapFights
People like him are the reason my new iron came with a sticker that said "do not iron clothing while wearing it"
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@WallStreetSilv
The chemicals and additives allowed in the US is horrific. McDonald's is supposed to be the same around the World, so that's good to use as an example. The fries at US McDonald's has 17 chemicals added to it, whereas the Aussie version has two (salt and trans fat)
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@tanya_plibersek
Who decides what is harmful? I don't trust you or any of your colleagues to decide what is harmful to me.
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@stillgray
Pretty soon you'll be seeing commercials in Ethiopia encouraging the African people to adopt an American child.
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@ssladovnik
@detectfights
Lived in Australia for 36 years, America for 6.5 years, England for 2 years and the Philippines for a year. I have also visit Indonesia, New Zealand, Kenya, France, Canada, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Poland, Ireland, Japan, Russia, Egypt, Holland, India, Fiji and Brazil so far.
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@HumansNoContext
That's not nice and not very funny either. I hope YouTube and TikTok demonetise people like this.
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@InternetH0F
Have you got the screenshot of the exchange between two people on Tinder where a man messaged a woman asking "hey wanna have sex?" to which she replied "eww no, I only swiped right because I like your hat". He replied to that with "what if I wear the hat?"
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@mhdksafa
bahaha, I've had so many people do this to me over the last 25 years. It's best when it's in person and they ask for the boss. I just do a pirouette. I especially love it when right in front of me, someone I've never met tells a staff member they know the boss and will get them
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@BrutalCams
Who is surprised this happened? Look at who's looking after her. After picking her up, they just decide to stop in the middle of traffic to have a conversation about it.
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@mhdksafa
and then a unicorn rocked up, shared a joint and they all went to sleep on a cloud.
The End.
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@hrrysgreysuit
"we appreciate everything you did for our country"
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
She needs a better writer. That is a real B-Grade effort.
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@tanya_plibersek
Go push your white guilt on someone else. My ancestors weren't imprisoned here in the 1700s, so I have nothing to apologise for. Why do you expect the ancestors of those who were brought here against their will to be "sorry"? Should your ancestors apologise to the families of
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@BillMelugin_
You should take a leaf out of Australia's book. Give them the choice of going home or being locked up on an island somewhere until they go through the proper process, like everyone else had to.
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@nonstoptom
I'm only voting No because of the vitriol from the Yes campaign that's been directed at anyone who asks a question about or criticises the Voice. Most people still have no idea what it actually is. Albanese had 18 months to explain it to us, but instead decided name-calling and
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@sharrond62
@elonmusk
@Twitter
@TwitterUK
You're absolutely spot-on. The people saying "it not the vast majority" obviously live in a bubble where they don't want to hear any opinion that is different to their own. I work in the pub industry and each week I get to converse with hundreds of people from all walks of life.
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@Throckm71558720
@DailyLoud
Yes, he actually sounds like a decent person who was struggling. Good on him for killing himself. It takes guts to do that. He didn't do it to avoid the Police, but did it because he knew it was the right thing to do.
I know he shouldn't have planned it out in the first place,
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@WallStreetSilv
The prices in Australia are ridiculous. We get charged $4.25 for a cheeseburger here now. It's strange, because a Hamburger, which is a Cheeseburger without cheese is only $2. If I go to Maccas and get 2 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and a large Coke, it costs me a total of
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@JacintaAllanMP
Has anyone here noticed a reduction in their electricity bills? I certainly haven't.
Is this a joke?
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Oooh, did you see Amber Heard's head start spinning when Johnny's lawyer loudly proclaimed "She's the abuser!" I love it!
#JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial
#JohnnyDepp
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard
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@abcnews
We all know why you and all the other "journalists" stay on it. You'd have nothing to write about if Twitter didn't exist. 90% of what I see in the news these days is what happened on Twitter yesterday.
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@tanya_plibersek
@sunriseon7
So first you want to control what adults can see, and now you're trying to co-parent their children as well. It seems your party is very quickly turning us into Canada.
How about you concentrate on reducing government spending first, and THEN worry about trying to control every
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@kirawontmiss
Maybe you need to get out of the house.
I'm sick to death of hearing this song. It's on the radio every time I get in the car. Doesn't matter what station either. They even play her on the country station here.
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@DailyLoud
YUCK!!! Imagine not knowing it's coming and being hit in the face with that disgusting mess.
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@RachaelWongAus
@amnesty
@amnestyOz
Amnesty International are now a joke. I remember them coming to my school in the 90s and asking us to write letters to have political prisoners freed. Now it seems to be all about virtue signalling.
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@piersmorgan
Great episode. Sadly for Harry though, the ending is how it will end for him too. He'll be stuck in the US with no-one but his fake friends, except when he gets weekends with the kids.
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@JulianHillMP
Another day, another 4,000 mentions of Peter Dutton from the government. You'd think Labor are the opposition the way they carry on about Dutton all day, every day.
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@SenatorWong
No, you stand with Ukraine, Penny. I'm Australian, and I don't stand with them. Please stop speaking on my behalf.
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@9NewsAUS
The restaurant must have been rapt. If this becomes a thing, they could set up a few cray posts under that deck and recatch them.
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@darrengrimes_
Yeah, you don't muck around with that lot. When I lived in London I would walk home past there at 2am-3am every morning and have a chat with them. They are the nicest people on the planet, but if you do the wrong thing, expect to see them do what they've been trained for.
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@MoreCrazyClips
I almost, almost feel sorry for her. She has no idea what she's in for. She's just completely ruined the rest of her whole life and is very lucky to not be facing Murder charges. All for a few likes on social media
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@WarwickADavis
Completely understandable. I'm surprised he can function at all right now. Give him a hug for us.
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@AlboMP
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@AustralianOpen
This was the best part of the night. I can't wipe the grin off my face
BREAKING 🚨 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese gets announced to be apart of the Australian Open Championship presentation, and then proceeds to get boo’ed by 15,000 people.
#AusOpen
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@benrfairless
@VictoriaPolice
Fake news from the left, yet again. Since when do
@VictoriaPolice
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@nswpolice
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@Mc_Phils
@NoContextHumans
Whenever you see a single shoe lying on the side of the road, there is always a dead person nearby.
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@CoClarified
Good work, and thank you for not making one of those annoying videos where the lady is putting on make-up while telling us the story.
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@Alphafox78
It's hilarious to me that a woman who is worth $800 Million has the gall to talk about "toxic male privilege"
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@sophieelsworth
@australian
She's not wrong. I've seen blogs written by teenagers that have more journalistic credibility than the opinionated garbage peddled by our so-called journalists. I remember as a kid finding an old newspaper from the 1940s and was amazed at how factual the news was. Everything was
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@TheCinesthetic
Leslie Neilsen started as a serious dramatic actor, but turned out to be one of the best comedic actors I've ever seen.
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@OliLondonTV
Why are you all so obsessed with this bloke? I've muted him, but see him on my feed all day long. You're just giving him exactly what he wants.
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@TMZ
They still seem to be under the impression they are going to be dealt with lightly. I can't wait to see the footage of them being sentenced. I'd bet my life the waterworks will start then. They'll find God shortly after too. lol
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@fasc1nate
That's painstakingly slow. Over 3 days he moved at an average of 46cm/18.1 inches per minute. Even a Black Ant walks at a pace of around 48cm/18.9 inches per minute
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@paulinaletayf
My favourite Liam story is when they flew to Australia once. They started a food fight, so the stewardess came over and said "the pilot has told me that if you don't stay seated and behave he will come out and handcuff you". Liam replied "tell the cunt I'll fuckin' glass him". He
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@CNBC
Spot-on. I'll happily admit that if I ever saw someone's pronouns on a resume, it'd go straight into the trash.
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@sallyhallada
@hrrysgreysuit
She said that to cover herself in case the pilot sees this and publicly asks "WTF is she talking about? I never said that"
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@OzraeliAvi
The look on their faces once they realised he was going back to No was priceless. They weren't happy.
The Yes campaigners genuinely think the majority are going to vote Yes, because as humans we know it's easier to tell people what they want to hear so you can just get on with
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@InternetH0F
He's right. I wouldn't have a problem with my dead body flying a couple of extra hours
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@j4ppleby
Because as a farmer, I know that gender or gender behaviour is not a choice. I see it when animals are born. For example, when my sheep lamb, the girls have the sweetest nature, yet within days the boys are trying to fight with or bang everything that moves.
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@DrVicFielding
It wasn't Dutton who convinced me to vote NO. It was you and all your antagonistic mates. You only have yourselves to blame.
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@Craig_Foster
@ChrisMinnsMP
"aside from the spectacle, it has no meaning to most Australians" - This is also an accurate description of the Voice To Parliament
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@Kon__K
What Kon is doing here is called "Whitesplaining". Please tell us some more, wise white man.
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@AlboMP
How can you take credit for any of those 4 companies doing well? Two of them started up before you were born and the other two started up well before you were in government. Are you going to take credit for Foster's too?
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@BenFordhamLive
Don't forget they also still have records of all the people who took rebates for installing rainwater tanks. They'll be taxing rain next.
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@VisionaryVoid
@PicturesFoIder
It has happened quite a few times. Every now and then we'll see a story in the Australian news of some family who went there and were offended at the service.
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@ausvstheagenda
bahahaha
This is great!
Now watch the Albo simps go and blame Peter Dutton for it. This is hilarious. hahahaha
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@elonmusk
@growing_daniel
I back almost everything you do, but think this is an awful idea. I understand you're trying to protect your investment, but limiting genuine users to reading only 600 posts a day is going to upset a lot of your users who spend nearly all day here. Those people are your bread and
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@DrVicFielding
"disinformation" wasn't the problem. It was a combination of lack of information and trolls like you antagonising people into voting no.
When Facebook first started, it was like Reddit, with forums that any user could join in. Myself and quite a few others used to do a lot of
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@tanya_plibersek
People who manipulate statistics to perpetuate the wage gap myth - part of the problem, not part of the solution.
Equal pay for equal work shouldn't be a controversial idea.
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@rickygervais
I love the story I heard you tell somewhere about asking him to write something along the lines of Life On Mars, and he replied with something like "no worries. I'll just knock out another fucking Life On Mars for you"
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@9NewsMelb
This is what Yarra Ranges Council staff do with their time. They are useless. They are sitting around doing nothing in their newly refurbished offices that cost ratepayers over $30 Million, and meanwhile I can't even get my street regraded, despite the massive potholes and
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@therealrukshan
People are going on about that cop with the gun being a hero on Saturday, but these people who rushed a madman with a knife are absolutely heroes and should all be nominated for our highest bravery awards. Some are definitely eligible for the Star of Courage, at the least
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@7NewsMelbourne
@rochelleebrown1
Amazing. Just rock up to court in shorts and a hoodie, tell the judge about your hard life, and you'll be walking straight back out again. Doesn't matter what you've done.
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