Tom Gleeson
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Hard Quiz host. Taskmaster Australia host.
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Joined May 2010
What will you do with the mug if you win? Brand new Hard Quiz Season 10 returns Jan 29!
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I’m voting Yes. When it comes down to brass tacks, Peter Dutton is only endorsing No to deny the PM a political win. This vote should be bipartisan. Make it bipartisan by voting Yes.
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This tribute to one of Australia’s most loved PMs by Tony Abbott, reminds you why he is one of the most loathed.
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Borders have been secure for 6 years. Now there’s an election, borders are under threat. Let’s stop the elections and keep Australia safe.
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My dad died. Obviously I’m sad but to be honest, I feel relieved. The long sad story that is dementia has ended. Some may remember, I dedicated my 2015 show at the Enmore to him. That’s how long I’ve been saying goodbye to the great man.
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Massive thank you to everyone who voted! Last night, I was mostly showing off to you at home. I really hope you got your money’s worth. Thank you again. #Gleeson4Gold
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After a whole day of anti vaxxers telling me on FB they’re unfollowing me, I still have 138K followers. I’m starting to think they weren’t fans in the first place … 🤔 #VaxTheNation
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Cal, I’ll miss the live shows you were going to do and the whacky craft you were going to make but mostly I’ll miss nattering away with you backstage, at airports, in Taragos and all those writers rooms we shared. Love TG.
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If you told me a couple of years ago, that my little quiz show would beat Masterchef, Celebrity Apprentice and Big Brother in the ratings on the same night, I would have said WTF. #HardQuiz
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Finally some good news. GOLD LOGIE WINNER 3 YEARS RUNNING!
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I’d like to announce Grant Denyer will be running for the Liberal Party leadership.
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This post has invited a lot of abuse. This same abuse has tripped the algorithm to make this post travel further. I’m devastated. 😂😂😂.
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Julie Bishop, Scott Morrison or Peter Dutton. I can’t wait to see who wins the chance to lose the next election.
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Just arrived in Perth to be told NSW residents aren’t allowed in. I’ve visited no exposure sites, no hotspots and here’s the fun part … I’M FULLY VACCINATED! LOL! (Sorry for cancelled gigs Perth. I did my best.)
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I ate the bat in Wuhan. Everything has gone to plan. GOLD LOGIE WINNER FOR 2 YEARS!
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Shirley is 93. She came to the show last night. “I’ve never been a fan of anything until I saw you on the quiz.” As far as compliments go; that’s game, set, match.
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I see James Blunt has a new album out. This is still my favourite song.
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As the official #Denyer4Gold campaign directer, I just want to say thanks to all who voted. I think this might be the best thing I’ve ever done.
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Thank you so much to everyone who voted #Denyer4Gold. You made a bald middle aged man very happy. #HardChat #TheWeekly
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As a fellow Gold Logie winner, the Government should pay me $350,000 to talk up the arts.
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I’M UP FOR THE GOLD LOGIE! Last year proved you can only win if you don’t have a show. That’s why I axed myself. When I win Gold, I promise I will un-axe #HardQuiz immediately. Please forgive me HARD! Voting opens June 24. #Gleeson4Gold #tvweeklogies
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I’M HOSTING TASKMASTER! Tom Cashman is my assistant. I’ll be belittling Julia Morris, Nina Oyama, Luke McGregor, Jimmy Rees and Danielle Walker while they carry out tedious tasks. #10Upfront
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Proud to announce I’m the new host of Today. We’re changing it to Hard Day. Good morning . HARD!
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Maria, thank you for joining me to take the piss one last time. Much love to your family. There she goes. #HardQuiz
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Please vote or my wife will absolutely crack it. (She’s wearing Annette of Melbourne. I’m wearing something I paid for.) #tvweeklogies #Gleeson4Gold Vote before 7:30pm EST:
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WE’RE FINALLY DOING A CELEBRITY #HARDQUIZ! Contestants are @LucyDurack, Waleed Aly, @CeliaPacquola and @HamishBlake. It’s on in December. Can’t wait!
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Australia’s relief teacher has been offered a permanent position.
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Look at Peter Dutton’s two most recent tweets. Shameless.
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I am outraged. Last night, I kicked a mother out of my show and let the baby stay. No headlines for me!
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Very excited to announce Karl Stefanovic is leaving Today and joining Hard Quiz with his expert subject: Equal Pay.
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I have been overwhelmed by the positive feedback for #HardQuiz this year. We set out to make a show that we would watch ourselves. Smart, irreverent and a bit grubby at times. Sorry we can't reply to you all. Thank you so much for watching. We can't wait for 2018. Love TG.
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*Barnaby’s phone rings*. “Hello?. Sorry, I ask that you respect our privacy. How much?. I’ll grab my hat.”.
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Reef’s in strife, we’ve got winter bushfires and this lot are arguing over climate policy. Their trenches are being overrun while they argue about which bullets to use.
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Lawrence Mooney, I’m putting you on notice. I’m working on my Peter Dutton impression.
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To those who think it’s funny to point out I look like Peter Dutton, I’m way ahead of you …
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Deborah was a #HardQuiz contestant and came back for Battle of the Duds and lost again. So I’m very proud to say that a Double Dud has a bridge named in their honour. What a legend!
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I’m loving this review in The Advertiser where someone in their 20s worked out that I’m quite good at comedy.
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Big thank you to Annette of Melbourne for dressing my beautiful wife. I bought my suit, so no mentions for you Calibre! #TVWEEKLogies
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The CEO of @CommBank turned down @leighsales to talk about the Royal Commission. Who’d like to see him do #HardChat?.
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It’s true! I’m leaving #TheWeekly. Big thanks to everyone who works on the show, especially Charlie for letting me run amok. Massive thanks to every #HardChat guest. Being able to laugh at yourself is a beautiful thing!
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Oh well! The top secret campaign was a bit too secret 😉 … thanks for voting anyway and congratulations to Hamish! #TVWEEKLogies
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I won another bloody AACTA award! Thank you to Token, Thinkative, ABC, the #HardQuiz office and crew. Special thanks to the contestants who are the actual stars of our show.
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#HardQuiz repeats rate more than The Drum. Maybe you should stop watching it so it rates less?.
Dear @ABCaustralia and Kim Williams, really, I like Hard Quiz but 5 nights a week is too much. Please bring back The Drum or something similar. We liked it. And it was less formulaic than HQ.
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I’m not campaigning this year for the Gold Logie. Do not vote for me.
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If you win the Gold Logie, you and your partner are invited to the Logies for the rest of your life. So they can’t get rid of me! (Thank you for the exquisite jewellery Kozminsky 💋💋) Don’t forget to vote for Hard Quiz!
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Pauline Hanson: "Islam is a disease we need to vaccinate ourself against." Confusing message for anti-vaxxer One Nation supporters.
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#HardChat got @GrantDenyer the Gold Logie. It got @SophieMonk the Bachelorette. @TurnbullMalcolm, would you like another term? #TheWeekly
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A promise is a promise. The people have spoken, so I’ve un-axed #HardQuiz. Back Wednesday!
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Good luck with the last show @barriecassidy. Thank you for making my year by agreeing to this nonsense. I’ll miss you!
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Tony Abbott on 7:30 was an essay in giving the answers you want, regardless of the question. A great piece of 2014 nostalgia.
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To answer everyone’s questions, I said, “Is this funny?” I’d never swear at the Logies!
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Here’s the brand new #HardChat with @GrantDenyer. LET’S GET HIS AXED TV SHOW A GOLD LOGIE! SHARE! RT! #TheWeekly #Denyer4Gold
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If everyone who voted #Denyer4Gold votes #Gleeson4Gold, @ABCTV will get its first Gold Logie since Norman Gunston in 1976. Voting is now open. It’s time.
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Holy moly! #HardQuiz was the highest rating entertainment show last night! Solid start to 2021. Thanks for watching.
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This is a disgrace. #Gleeson4Gold.
My dream came true last year, the only @TVWEEKmag Logies vote I ask for this year, is for Amanda Keller. An incredible talent, classy professional, a person of wonderful character & a true media legend. It’s an honour to stand beside her on @dancingon10 . It’s time #TVWeekLogies
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Finally. Some numbers I can enjoy. #HardQuiz beat The Block and The Bachelor last night. In your face established franchises!
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Here’s the Sydney episode of my travel show #GoAway. I may have just thrown away 4.8 million Logie votes. #TheWeekly #tvweeklogies #Gleeson4Gold
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To win the Gold Logie you have to fight dirty. Going negative works. Here's my Amanda Keller attack ad. #TheWeekly #tvweeklogies #Gleeson4Gold
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I guess Pauline Hanson has learnt that going after anti-vaccination Putin fans was a bit niche.
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Everything is fine people. Everything is fine. #tvweeklogies #Gleeson4Gold Vote before 7:30pm EST:
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It’s been done.
The only remaining ambition in TV is to create a quiz show where the host doesn't ask the contestants 'and what would you do with the money?' #TheDream.
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